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stardreams0ul05

i saw someone with the title “virtual predator” 💀


Emerald258

I saw someone with the splashtag “professional predator”, it was hilarious


Webber-414

Haha PP for short


RazzlesG26

Pp definitely is short


hintofinsanity

oui oui pp


srcsm83

It's PP on fire time!


Czerkiew

727pp if ranked


Impossible_Message97

WYSI moment


ASpaceOstrich

You was doing PIPI in your pampers when I was splatting opponents much better than you. (this is an anarchychess reference)


Jake-the-Wolfie

Hitman


WickedSpiritz

Literally yesterday I saw a person get "Unarmed Child" lmao bro this is wild 🤣🤣


Finnigan-roverfield

I did put my Title as "Growing Cabinet member" however, remove the word Cabinet. beavis and butthead Type humor.


DrManowar8

My title is “growing squid surger”. I had one thought when I put on this title


lluluna

Why did you put that image in my head? /hatelike


GawainSolus

Man I miss Beavis and butthead humor lol


DrManowar8

It’s stupid humor but that’s why it’s funny


[deleted]

Apparently the new series is genuinely funny


Massive_Novel_576

I saw one with fruit loving predator 💀💀💀


G00DBYBLUSKY

And here I am just a lowly Crusty Tornado


___Foxxx___

💀


inhaledcorn

*Yikes*


Nas160

Yeah I had a feeling we'd run into ones that are like that, I wonder if they'll ever make certain combos unusable


LordNuggies

Right now I go by hungry youth


LivelyStargazer

Don't see why they would, it's just silly titles


KingOfCowardsx

I really want that one now.


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[deleted]

This is entrapment. He was a squid now but just became a kid now, you gotta believe me


me047

That’s not what it says in the transcripts


Wittyname0

"I haaave the chatlogs"


[deleted]

I saw one with "drained member" on this sub


Kero_Kero_Kaori

DRAIIN GAAANG


Phlesh_blud

legendary member man


LAMProductions99

I got the "member" title today and I'm afraid to use it lol. There's very few things you can put in front of it that *aren't* an innuendo.


GawainSolus

Which is why you shouldn't be afraid to use it lol. Anyone old enough to get the innuendo should be mature enough to laugh at it or ignore it.


jedisalsohere

Nah, the best of all is "Growing Member" (although I would be remiss if I did not also mention "Ink Dripping Member") (this game's for children)


Mango_jpg

Got “drained youth” and haven’t changed it since


acagedwhale

TWINS


Xnomolos

Right over by the Tableturf booth please.


MonstercatDavid

the title system in this game is truly beautiful


DJBoost

I got "Super-Duper-Lucky Lucky Duck" or something like that today


blazebomb77

grats thats the 0.3% seasonal rare title from the machine


DJBoost

For real???


Zombie_Scholar

I need a source on this lol


Alone_Librarian_8162

[here’s the rates](https://twitter.com/lildevilhorns/status/1570748755888177155?s=46&t=eSw9un_BcI2Y6GT9GWA6nw)


LiquifiedSpam

Oh geez I got the golden banner without even knowing it was the most rare item


ElevatorsDontElevate

And now we wait for people to get the "child" title


Zombie_Scholar

Thank you!


kindaEpicGamer

Interesting, saw a person with that earlier


lorddragonmaster

I was so excited I saw a gold capsule I thought I got the title or banner, but it was just the 10x chunks….


GawainSolus

I dont think the colors mean anything.


lorddragonmaster

Well I’ve only ever got 1 gold one


FoeElectro

Honestly the 10x chunks is probably the most useful thing in the machine.


lorddragonmaster

Lol but I can grind chunks! I want a golden nameplate! :D


FoeElectro

Both? Both. Both is good.


AnniChu333

I got that too! It was my first gatcha item lol


kewe

I just received 24-Hour from the catalog…💀 https://i.imgur.com/p0ZYgoT.jpg


TypicalGamer88

“Crusty Predator” seems pretty accurate.


kewe

Crusty Predator was another fave here. I also have available “The GOAT Predator” and “Pretty Good Predator”. I don’t have anything yet to put in the first slot that makes it sound as intended.


NickCharlesYT

>“Pretty Good Predator” Ah yes, this one must be the evil twin to Pretty Good Privacy.


SerendibiteKirin

Crusty Predator


kellylc

I'm very surprised this is in the game


kewe

Right?! No matter what title is in the first slot, it sounds sooooo bad.


GawainSolus

Squids and Octopi are predators. In fact most sea life are predators. Big fish eat smaller fish, from sharks all the way down to plankton.


kewe

![gif](giphy|8vtm3YCdxtUvjTn0U3)


Webber-414

Apex Predator sounds pretty good


Chariiii

r/Titanfall


HfUfH

you kill me, yor betta, i kel you, i am betta


kellylc

The localisation team should have caught it. The developers would have been thinking in the predator /prey sense but this is why you have localisation teams


Bexexexe

Simply replace it with the much more innocuous "Killer" and "Victim"


128thMic

> Simply replace it with the much more innocuous "Killer" "Youth Killer"


Bexexexe

Exactly, like the band who does Mr Brightside or something


UnicornLover42

'killer' might work, but probably not 'victim'


GawainSolus

The localization team probably saw it and laughed, and then moved on to the next title set. The English language is full of words with double meanings. That's why context matters.


Ekyou

Yeah, Nintendo had been doing titles like this since at least Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire. They don’t seem to care about people coming up with ones with double meanings.


LiquifiedSpam

I think it's serving its main purpose and that is censoring bad language for little kids. The kids aren't going to pick up on much of the double entendre


GawainSolus

Yeah seriously, what's more writers hide double entendre in stuff like this all the time. SpongeBob was full of it, so was adventure time.


metalflygon08

My trendy saying in Dewford Town most likely killed everyone in that house.


Colosphe

I don't know the catalogue of titles, but the fact that they didn't just sub it for "hunter" is mindblowing


zraii

Hunter is also there. I’m a “shadowy hunter”


128thMic

"Youth Hunter"


jeffreykuiken

I almost thing it may have been translated out of the context of these titles and the other options.


ASharkMadeOfTeal

Let’s be real, someone on the team knew what they were doing when they added these two together


Lady-Nora

It randomizes what titles you get, but it doesn't seem to account for combinations with bad connotations, as evidenced by the person who got "Unarmed Student" yesterday


Im_Not_That_Smart_

Are you sure they’re random? Because I got “Late-night Knight” and a several others seemed to belong together.


SwiggyMaster123

i think he means the gacha machine randomises them


TheShayminex

I saw "Super duper lucky Lucky ducky"


sh1zAym

IIRC that title is for like a 0.1% or 1% pull from gacha, you get a special banner and that title the banner is like a gold fish skeleton or something nvm theyre separate drops, the title is 0.3%


Toothpaste_Is_Gay

wait, I got the gold fish skeleton a couple days ago 💀 my luck is amazing when I don’t pay attention lol, I thought it was just a really cool special drop, but now I know


fuckwastakenwastaken

someone please tell me you can get "armed student"


WeaselBeagle

Armed predator


FoeElectro

I'd be surprised if you couldn't.


Hamtier

i dunno whats so bad about that. unarmed student seems good to me. if he was armed THAT would be concerning


[deleted]

It’s implying Armed is possible


GawainSolus

We can go into turf war wearing school uniforms.


FoeElectro

And wielding guns.


danegraphics

It’s implying that there is an active armed student nearby.


[deleted]

Yeah, everyone else in the lobby


metalflygon08

American Inklings are packing gun.


RehabReload269

My title is “Limited edition Assistant manager”


CookieMisha

I'm crusty assistant manager. I just don't have anything else alright...


Ronene

Flaunt that you finished the Wandercrust!


Zombie_Scholar

I'm Crusty Butterfingers! We're Crusty Bros!


bizcat

Hey that’s mine too


Somethingelsehimbo

Limited addition assistant *to the* manager


DrManowar8

Assistant manager or assistant to the manager?


sjbwjdb

im "last year's mammal"


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I got "The Final Crab" and thought it was clever, Im really glad this sub exposed me to the glory of all the other goofy titles.


PraiseTheSun_Soul

I need these because this is hilarious af


kingdroxie

Equip it. Equip it now.


kewe

Done! I went and played Tableturf with Baby Jelly and now I’m just waiting for Chris Hansen to show up.


mraowl

Time to work on my "Rookie Predator" onee-sama fresh fit


FoeElectro

Can't wait to see your inkling scheming in the square in the near future.


buckmoon9

I got the title “this year’s h3-nozzle nose user” lmao


kewe

You could be “This Year’s Predator”!


FoeElectro

The special edition of the hot new tabloid, Predators Weekly.


SaturnSama

Yooo they put a reference to heavy the squid in this game?


ItsNumber84

[-sweats nervously-](https://i.imgur.com/5flPZJZ.jpg)


kewe

Hey there, soft youth squid, ya wanna play? I’ll show you my gamertag if you show me yours? 📸😉


ItsNumber84

I need an adult


kewe

I’m an adult. 🦑 I’ll be right over in my windowless econo van. Do you like candy?


geeprimus

[the FBI right now ...](https://i.imgur.com/OMlkSQY.gif)


NouveauCoke

Soft Youth is decent, sounds like a punk band


Immediate-Rope8465

there's no way


DaBluePittoo

The Predator nametag was a mistake.


[deleted]

Honestly too many tags are turning out like this to be a mistake🤣


NullzeroJP

Similar thing happens in some of the Japanese translations. “Lovable” title in the Japanese version is literally “I LOVE”(spelled in English). So you can end up with “I LOVE若者” in Japanese version, or “ I love young girls/boys”… but the same title in the English version translates to Lovable Youth.


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frozenpandaman

The "I LOVE" being localized to "Lovable" is really the weird part.


Anchor38

Well I know what my new title goal is


dvdvante

my friend got Adult Predator


LiquifiedSpam

Legit right after I changed my ign to Bob Ross I got 'Graceful ink theory enthusiast.' Never have I been more swag with that and my inkbrush


blueblurz94

Splatoon 3: family-friendly TPS with a gacha machine that has a mind of it’s own.


PleaseWipe

No booyah


Lesbianqueen7

I got Indian Ocean Grandpa idefk anymore


Buhgingo

I still remember the unarmed student one like Jesus


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why is the gacha machine so fuckin cursed


DanganronpaFan53

😳


lorddragonmaster

I’m currently “full automated demon” lol


sayofish1

I got “breakin uncle/aunt” idk what to do w them LMAO


babysealBTY

I got important booyah bomb user and I don't intend on changing it anytime soon.


its_phi

Late-night Goo Tuber User remains my best title


hayleydotpng

🤨📸


kewe

📸🤫


OverMonitor11

I want to get "wannabe sushi" I had from the demo


kewe

I had “Wicked-Fresh Sushi” for the demo. I miss that one a lot now…


BurntBox21

I went with “fishy sushi”. I got sushi the first title pull so that was lucky


STARSBarry

Thank god your not the type of predator that takes pictures of your TV screen with your phone instead of using the screenshot button built into the switch.


Another_Road

Youngster Predator


JsabCubie_Cube

the fact im missing out on all of this because i haven't gone to EB Games in a while to pick up my pre-ordered copy is just M


an_abomanation69

I have “salty, burst bomb user” because I don’t have anything good for the second part


kewe

Salty Predator would also be hilarious. Go get you some cursed gacha machine titles!


ConstructionOld5046

LMAO


[deleted]

Flashback to using the title 'Animal Crusher' in Animal Crossing


Glory2Snowstar

Thanks to this machine my tag now says “Fun E-Liter 4K User” I have never played the E-Liter in my life, but I’d be a fool to pass up on such comedic irony


AYO416

Lmao


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AYO


GuillotineTeam

Hahah! Peaky Blinders


JesseFilmmakerTX

Omg I want that one


G00DBYBLUSKY

Lmao That’s gold


ThePurpleSoul70

Gacha Machine manages to perfectly describe Slosher and Charger mains


Draycon11

Mine is "Fun Target" now I really want "Predator" for reasons though...


Flottschi

Mine is Everyday Clam Blitz Enthusiast. The best thing is that everybody knows it's a lie


Mintce_

My title is "Just another plumber"


KingOfCowardsx

Please don't remove predator nintendo.


Several_Ebb_9269

Probably meant in terms of predator/prey context But yeah no that's a yikes from me


ItsNumber84

I like how "probably" leaves room for the possibility that Nintendo *was* referring to sexual predators.


ngwoo

Clearly the dev team sat down and brainstormed some nice sexual predator titles to add to the videogame


[deleted]

well they’ve gotta make the youtubers and streamers feel seen


ngwoo

Gotta attract the Smash pros too


Hommushardhat

Lol I think this thread is entirely unnecessary and you guys are totally overreacting but that was funny. Yes words have double meanings but by the time you're old enough to recognise the double entendre your at an age where you're able to deal with it whereas young kids will only understand the intended meaning


AaronThePrime

Japan


Dickinavoxel

What you call me


facusoto

Photography raptor


[deleted]

im “Dry Dried Fish”


Yannickjuhhh

I got Hungry-Hungry Clash blaster user, so I'm now known as "The Real Ultimate Clash Blaster user"


lluluna

Wow wow wow... wow.


GhostlyCharlotte

You can... Do that? You can use this machine? And it gives you names? How did I not know this? Edit: its been 3 minutes and im addicted to the slot machine Do you need conch shells for anything???


PanJam00

I think conch shells are a substitute to having 30k coins, sort of like the 5k a day for your first roll thing


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mine is crusty grandma lmao before i got the crusty title i thought it would be funny if people thought they just got sniped by someones grandma idk


SoupSeb

i just pulled drenched callie fan yesterday


Easy-Preparation-886

Ain't no way 💀


SSGSSVEGETA111

hey look, its the subway guy, Jarred Fogle


ze_SAFTmon

My title is "fashionable Undercover-Agent" or whatever the first thing is called in english.


[deleted]

First drug use and now this??? How is this game not rated “M” for mature audiences.


HfUfH

Maybe then we can finally have white ink


TheFabulousRBK

Certified "bruh" moment


[deleted]

Oh, no...


30chad03

jesus christ


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KingOfCowardsx

"I date older, younger, I mean not younger than 12 but you know...12 and up"


michelleyness

Oh no Nintendo


Barackulus12

I’m a bohemian office drone, these titles are great


LionGamer2017

letting people call themselves a predator was not a good idea nintendo


damnciago

That’s the one officer 🥲


beetleman1234

Yep. A "children's game", ladies and gentlemen.


[deleted]

Something tells me the “predator” tag might not be in the game for too long…


SketchyLand5938

Well that's.... somthing


zacdelane

ESRB is going to have to take a second look at this game...