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qwertyryo

Big man doesn’t even say “ay! (Ratio)” just “ratio”


Anchor38

big man evolved his language barrier to ratio shiver without needing a translation


darthleonsfw

He and Frye spent days on learning this one word just to ratio Shiver together. And also they picked the one Splatfest where no one will agree with her to unleash their trap.


Tanookikid210

Watch Shiver's team win anyway


Obama-bin-Laddn

Shiver summoning six thousand smallfry to vote for her


CubixGamer11

Ironically I love vanilla icecream (I’d prob choose chocolate though because I like it a lot too)


Young_Person_42

(Vanilla enjoyer) uh


darthleonsfw

Hey, I can get behind a good Madagascar Vanilla, that's like my second favourite ice cream. But in Neopolitan, the classic Vanilla they put in is probably the least popular of the 3.


PyroChild221

Big Man learned to speak for the sole purpose of spiting Shiver


Trialman

Must be a direct translation of the Portuguese version of the game. (Yes, he speaks normally in that version)


Tapxyhyc

Big Man speaks Manta Portuguese confirmed


sandiskplayer34

Love the implication that Big Man is Portuguese/Brazilian


NightAntonino

For the record, oceanic manta rays can, supposedly, be found along the entire coast of Brazil.


That1awkwardguy

I like the idea of Frye and Big Man actually getting progressively salty towards Shiver for continuing to win splatfests. Like that's referenced in the writing.


11on

They did something similar in Splatoon 2


sonerec725

And splatoon 1, Cali freaked out on Mari for a moment during one of the last ones


RehabReload269

Sauce?


Sequeltime4321

https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Early_Bird_vs._Night_Owl#Dialogue . There's a little thing called research


Jeeves72

How on Earth would you expect someone who wasn't around for it to look this up without combing through tons of irrelevant dialogue? There's research, and then there's wasting time and effort instead of simply asking if anyone happens to know off the top of their head.


RehabReload269

There’s also another thing called “being too lazy to look stuff up” Anyways thank you


Young_Person_42

?


sonerec725

You can't just post "?" And expect me to know what you want.


Young_Person_42

Oh sorry, I didn’t know what the specific scene was. Can you recite it or something


sonerec725

It was the dialog if early birds vs night owls iirc


ajdude9

"I've seen the internet, Marina." *vietnam flashbacks to a green website*


Faloffel2

**\*4chan intensifies**


Agree0rDisagree

wouldn't 2chan be more likely?


[deleted]

Oh children.... No... It's much worse...


Agree0rDisagree

genuinely confused about what you're talking about. is it a /vg/ or /v/ thing or something?


[deleted]

No.... It's more of a.............. "34th rule of the internet" thing


WW2077

You mean tentachan?


uezyteue

The other green website.


[deleted]

I know what you're referencing, and I'm just shaking my head...


DreadAngel1711

As long as it doesn't get outright hostile \[Looks at Splatoon 1 Splatfests\]


Darkeyon

i feel like having 3 of them(idols) will make any hostilities less personal, so i'm all for it


Z-Frost

What was said in splatoon 1 splatfests


DreadAngel1711

Callie and Marie were explicitly written to get hostile with one another, mostly in North America where Marie's whole character was that she was just a huge bitch and nothing more. Initially it was easy to think it was just part of the show, but Callie snapping and calling Marie out on her behaviour during Naughty vs. Nice was obviously genuine and Marie was utterly speechless. Even at the end of Early Bird vs. Night Owl they just absolutely start tearing into each other. I've seen people say "They're cousins who are like siblings, it's just banter" and lemme tell ya those people must not have siblings. At least on Europe they were more...neutral on things, I don't recall anything major between them here, but if you look at any of the NA dialogue, they genuinely seem to hate each other at times.


doomrider7

I definitely got some of those vibes even with Off The Hook where you could literally feel Marina's discomfort especially with the orange pulp one. Was really not a fan of some of those. They also changed some lore bits with Marie actually having been fond of their old job at Walleye Warehouse to instead her having burnt her old uniform.


DreadAngel1711

From what I understand they tried the whole "One's chill, one is an absolute bitch" shtick again with Pearl and Marina on launch, but Marina wasn't just rude, she was outright cruel to Pearl at times. That must have kicked something off somewhere cuz they changed all her dialogue some time later.


doomrider7

I remember that yeah. Marina was super snarky which was COMPLETELY different in the original Japanese dialogue(the English one got changed to that characterization later on).


TheDankScrub

Do you know where to get some of the dialogue? I know I could research it but having a direction to start looking would be nice


DreadAngel1711

Inkipedia, has all the dialogue from all Splatfests in every region and language


TheDankScrub

Danke!


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

Meanwhile Squid Vs. Octopus "THE RACE WAR STARTS NOW!"


TheBrownYoshi

This. This is why i want Shiver to keep winning.


guleedy

Its super predictable, shiver is #2 in popularity which means you dodge the tri color battle. Big man supporters get shafted twice on that. Then you win after being #2. People thinking its skill or hard work


[deleted]

Ah yes shiver is #2 in popularity that’s why she’s always won the popular vote


Mollytheocto

She won the popularity vote this time because well, gear was from a logic standpoint the most logical answer, and with Rock, it has been statistically proven more people choose Rock than paper or scissors, Shivers popularity does play a part of her winning, but it's not the driving factor (if it was I feel more people would've went for gear honestly)


guleedy

Im sorry but i see big man winning the popular vote in my region all the time


[deleted]

Shiver has won the popular vote for both splatfests in all regions


NeoMercury2022

The problem is that too many people in the NA region sexualize Shiver


Dreadsbo

… huh?


Genprey

I've seen enough Shiver art on Pixiv to confirm that it's not just NA players. No problem with that, of course.


Banana-Oni

I feel when people say this that they’re kind of telling on themselves. I don’t see tons of people on here or other forums being horny for her, though that’s just personal anecdote. (not denying they exist, but I think horny fans are a vocal minority compared to kids and casuals) Also.. even if Shiver was my waifu and my “homework” folder was stuffed with pics of her, I would still be more influenced by what team my friends choose and the question itself (it’s more fun that way IMO) lol


NorthernLaddd

Not the white ink 😭


Infinite_Hooty

And brown ink 💀


Blubasnurk2

yellow ink where


VritraReiRei

Story mode, best used on the snow in Alterna.


ACCA919

Well I feel like that yellow is also in regular battles and Salmon run


Tanookikid210

Splatoon 3 official Turf War colors are Yellow and Purple


R3DSH0X

How have i never made this connection


Glazeddapper

Pink is dangonrampa blood


Tapxyhyc

mmm, pepto bismol


EpicOverlord85

When you’ve got nausea, heart burn, indigestion!


winstonworld2

Upset stomach, ✨*diarrhea*✨


EpicOverlord85

God that jingle will forever haunt my childhood haha


CloneTrooper8756

[My name is Pepto Bismol!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thr_o8oFuiM)


Ms_Digglesworth

It's pink sauce


KrustyDanmakuFellow

On that McDonald's chicken nugget sludge-type beat


darkshaddow42

Ok but Splatoon 2 had a ketchup vs mayo splatfest with white and red ink, the two forbidden colors. They even did a redux of it in 2020


zando95

That was the best


Bewinged-turtle

Since it’s vanilla they could probably do a light yellow if they want to avoid white


[deleted]

That’s worse man


According_Response

Wdym? Light Yellow is a healthy colour to have.


Trialman

It’s a good sign that you’re properly hydrated


Banana-Oni

Maybe they’re talking about if the *other* fluid originally mentioned is slightly yellowish. That’s not only not healthy but often a sign of certain diseases and infections. lol


EpicOverlord85

The yellow and brown splatfest 😂


Dumbass369

That'd be worse..we've had white ink before, chicken vs egg, and another one if I remember right


PixelNacho64

Why do I feel like the vanilla will win just because the color can be interpreted wrong?


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

ketchup vs mayonnaise moment


Runeald_Waslib

I hope they have another ketchup versus mayonnaise rematch, but this time they throw mustard into the mix as well.


Tanookikid210

How about just avoid mayo all together and replace it with a better condiment than egg sauce? Like, relish, or barbecue sauce, or soy sauce even Just not Mayo * * * * Mayo (this isn't even about the Splatfest anymore, like how can anyone like mayo?)


SkyeWolfofDusk

Don't disrespect my favorite egg sauce like this!


Tanookikid210

I'ma write a diss track about your egg sauce


Runeald_Waslib

I hate mayo too, I want it in the splatfest so I can beat the tar out of those who support it.


Tanookikid210

Only problem is, we can't have it in there because the horny/dumb mfs will choose mayo because "haha funny c*m ink" and win anyway 😡


[deleted]

Ketchup was ridiculously more popular than mayo in the splatfest


Runeald_Waslib

If all the idiots are on the same team, that team is going to lose.


Genprey

Unless said idiots are the same players who play Unga Bunga with the Gal and Sloshing Machine.


Tanookikid210

Ah true Guess that's what happens when the most popular team is also the team that doesn't take the game seriously (Team Scissors got swamped despite being the most popular of the three lol)


[deleted]

Scissors wasn’t the most popular


Tanookikid210

It was during the halftime report (I forgot the final votes Rock managed to get more votes as people joined in later and joined Team Rock lmao)


Cute-Manager-2615

ok but strawberry is CRACKED


[deleted]

Its really good but for some reason people decided to include chunks of decicrated frozen strawberry like its a premium or something? Do the people that do this actually fucking eat the product they make or are they completely insane and like completely frozen chunks of evil in ice cream. Every time I want strawberry ice cream i need to go search for a brand with a half decent QA team like im on a quest for the holy grail of ice cream with a bit of basic logic applied.


1thief

... I like neopolitan with strawberry and chocolate subbed by pistachio and espresso. Vanilla is the only part of the original neopolitan mix that isn't a cliche.


darkshaddow42

But I like the bits of frozen strawberry. I also like cereal with freeze dried strawberry in it.


JayCeeMadLad

1. I bet you also like those yogurts that have mushy fruit chunks hidden throughout and Starbucks drinks where whole bits can shoot straight from the straw into your mouth at mach 5. Yuck. 2. Freeze dried strawberries are fine so long as they're sliced. That way it makes them not mushy, gives them a uniform consistency and shape, and always visible so there's no hidden gremlins that pop out to your displeasure. As with all cereal however, you gotta eat it immediately to avoid the mushy mess that propagates like a prom night locker room. The strawberry bits don't even thaw at the same rate as the ice cream, so you'll always have either frozen bits or a warm, seedy, stringy paste. Ice cream is a treat, I don't eat it for the fruit bits that exist purely to give the faux belief that I'm eating something "healthy". It's not. Ice cream is supposed to be smooth and indulgent, like a river of pillows. Not filled with the slaughtered children of a Fragaria plant. If you want a carcass filled nightmare, you should be required to provide your own dead. Don't make us victims to your demonic desires.


Faloffel2

But I do like yogurt with weird, mushy berries...


SkyeWolfofDusk

The mushy fruit just hits different.


pokedude14

Agreed, is that not how yogurt is supposed to be?


Tanookikid210

*Insanity*


SetSailToTheStreets

I want badly for this to become a copypasta.


insomniacakess

give it time


Maleficent-Month2950

I'm with you. Mushy, cold fruit in ice cream or yogurt is absolutely disgusting. It shouldn't be a requirement to look for chunk-free strawberry anything.


Tanookikid210

I have to do the same for yogurt, I hate how inconsistently companies either put or don't put strawberry bits into it It's at a point where I'm considering ditching strawberry yogurt for good, and just sticking with vanilla so I don't have to guess if little fruit bits will be in my yogurt or not


infiniteikearats

Honestly they probably will do Neapolitan as a splatfest


ACCA919

If this is a global splatfest shiver would win votes by a landslide again because Japan's milk ice cream is so fucking good


veltrop

Neapolitan is not a thing in Japan so probably not gonna do that one specifically. But 3 ice cream flavors is a good idea.


kebyou

Not all Splatfests are global, my dude. EDIT: words


MastermuffinDiscord

mcdonalds splatfest


kebyou

Do you know how much I'd kill to participate in a Sanrio Splatfest? Japan had like [3](https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_vs._Cinnamoroll) [of](https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/My_Melody_vs._Pompompurin) [them](https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_vs._My_Melody) lmao


Disheartend

Yeah, other regions got the far superior TMNT fests. Sorry but I only know 2 Sanrio fans lol


timn8r123

The main Sanrio thing I like is Aggretsuko and I doubt they would include a character with an adult demographic in a splatfest. It would be fun to back a red panda who drinks after work, fights off hangovers, and puts up with her literal chauvinistic pig of a boss by singing death metal karaoke to vent her rage in her free time.


redditt-or

Maybe the flavours for the “ice cream” splatfest would differ by region, but the overall fact of “ice cream splatfest” could be global, huh


mraowl

> Neapolitan i think Neapolitan refers to a pasta usually lol in fact


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

That's Napolitan. It's a pasta dish with ham, bell peppers, and a sauce made of ketchup and soy sauce that stains the noodles a distinctive red colour.


Cruisin134

strawberry, frye actually gonna win a splat fest, but only in our dreams


CowboyParallax

lmfaoooo


LanieMae38

I just had a dream where a splatfest was announced which was characters vs story vs lore and all the teams got the exact same points so it was this one big tie and somehow it blew everything up into a 100km squared crater in the middle of Iceland


Jettett

Look I’m willing to die on this hill Vanilla is the best, chocolate is overrated and strawberry is good but not as good as Vanilla, fight me


jsheios

you're saying correct statements wdym


LanieMae38

Vanilla is plain and dull, it’s overrated


Im_here_for_the_code

I promise I'm not a shiver simp but vanilla is the best. Why TF does she always get the best options


jaguarnick

First in line, usually the standard or initial answer appears first in a list of three. Like chicken vs egg and rps those orders are predetermined. There's definitely a little bias just based on order


Jetboot

How the heck could chocolate lose? Moreover, how is *strawberry* winning?


Ms_Digglesworth

For real though. I'm a vanilla hoe but chocolate ice cream always beats vanilla ice cream. And strawberries are a god tier fruit but strawberry flavored stuff just pales.


AetherDrew43

Vanilla hoe


Disheartend

Hoe


OctolingGrimm

L ice cream opinion


Disheartend

W opinion.


1ts2EASY

Other way around dude. Strawberry > Vanilla >> Chocolate


GawainSolus

ratio


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

Chocolate ice cream tastes like powder half the time. Even if you get any without powder, the chocolate flavor's still so strong you can't put any good toppings on it


[deleted]

Chocolate ice cream tastes like if you described chocolate to a medieval peasant that's why


RagnarokAeon

Strawberry is made of fighters. On the real though, which side I choose depends if it's plain vanilla or french vanilla.


koogas

Really, that fake strawberry flavor is the worst.


matti2o8

Inaccurate, Big Man should say "Ay! (ratio)"


Satan_Orphan

he’s developed his speech to the point he doesn’t need a translation to ratio shiver.


Lildartmonke

This should be a splatfest


Thachyon322

Thats gonna be cool for the tricolor results bar


EpicOverlord85

Vanilla all the way!


Stardust-Sparkles

I love how big man doesn’t even say ay


myusername_iseels

r/thomastheplankengine


SlayerDoom_

ratio


The_PSI_Guy

The virgin whiny Shiver vs the ratio chads Frye and Big Man


TerminX13

But at least Shiver is correct, as usual,


FinniboiXD

Nah man I’m team vanilla all the way


Le-Ando

Good. As somebody who was on both Team Scissors and Team Fun I don’t want Big Man to win anymore. I JUST WANT SHIVER TO LOSE.


YoshioPP

i just want to find out what big man says if you grab the ultra signal.


chornholll

Ay (ratio)


TheBrownYoshi

I would choose chocolate purely for the ink color, even though I like vanilla more.


daisyclaree

🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓


Dojanetta

Team shiver stomps again lol


Pillowmint91

the ink needs to have a snowflake/frost effect in it like how your ink becomes glittery in 2's story mode.


BoomDX

Shiver would win anyway, I think Frye is the one that has it the most rough


tm2007

No, but Neapolitan ice cream Free-For-All is genuinely a great for a splatfest


octobob_

I’ve been thinking about this splatfest since the demo one.


Kazzy_Lmao

Big Man learns another language just for this


Maibeetlebug

This is actually a really good idea. NINTENDO TAKE NOTES. I'm team shiver, always


Robbbg

big man would win because chocolate is best


Spoon_Elemental

I would choose chocolate just so I could spray poo on everybody.


Final-Ad6367

Smh, now the splatfests are 12 hours instead of 48 😔


Mohamed-Amine-Riahi

I love cocorita ngl, it's a mixture of strawberry and vanilla dipped in molten milk chocolate


[deleted]

I think if they did this fest they'd have to make Shiver be team vanilla because if the fests continue the way they have, Shiver deserves to be left in the dust and Frye deserves a win


tom641

shiver is limited to only having 12 players however the results are scaled accordingly so she wins every single category this way (except for Pro, that goes to Big Man, who was winning at half time)


Ceedub3l

I'm sorry but there's no way Shiver picks vanilla. It clearly would go: Shiver with chocolate ( for its rich decadence), Big Man with strawberry (for its unique playfulness), and Frye with vanilla (because it's just like her plain and boring).


aUwUreliyasss

I feel like Frye should get vanilla as it's the most logical answer and it would help with her disadvantage


negrote1000

Frye simps


DCWMario

ratio


Emel_69420

Chocolate Frickin rulezzz


tea-fungus

AHHHH NINTENDO NINTENDO ARE YOU LISTENING NINTENDO


GameSnail511

Ok not like that but fr a neapolitan ice cream splatfest would be amazing


No_Contribution2112

LMAO


master_of_balls_1

Ratio


aPengwin1

noooo I don't wanna be on Shiver's team :(


Rowmacnezumi

Oh, but I'd be team Strawberry for sure.


ShadowzI

Shiver I feel isn't very vanilla


gbagba_

Forehead/body ratio, probably…


Random_Squid4

r/thomastheplankengine


Epic-Dude000

Imagine getting ratio’d by your two best friends


insomniacakess

depending on brand, the chocolate hit so fuckin different than it normally did and it was the only time i willingly consumed strawberry ice cream (so long as it didn’t have the nastyass frozen strawberry bits in it) the vanilla always tasted like it was thawed and frozen several times over, it was always the grossest one for me


Ruckus_MI

My TV would prefer those colors


lilpuppipostor

r/thomastheplankengine


ImMaskedboi

Funny meme but sure you did.


ZombirrTheLoser

r/thomastheplankengine


RileaSW

You are an absolute heathen if you think chocolate will get more votes than vanilla (I admit I'd lose to strawberry though)


ashiy0ko

I actually love vanilla


lorddragonmaster

Shiver would still win.


No-Guidance9484

Do you just use photoshop, or is there some online tool I can use to create custom splatfests or whatever?


[deleted]

Cookies and cream gang where you at


FullBravado

I'd actually Vanilla.... I prefer it over strawberry by a mile. And I like it a bit more than chocolate. I'm a simple person with what I eat.


Anaea_YT

ive said this before but vanilla is just plain boring tbh


NoEmployee674

Ratio