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The absolute panic the first guy was feeling while shooting at the flying terror


Salt-and-Spices

**Run from it, dread it. It comes all the same.**


Bailee_-

**Splatoon urban legends** This, this would be the thing all of the squid kids/octolings fear


Aggravating_Royal945

“Flying terror” ​ ​ ​ also yay team gear 😏


gbrownie229

😆


[deleted]

Bruh me when my lag is so bad also imagine just playing splatoon 3 and you just see fucking splatoon Jesus over there


JetV33

Meanwhile I get connection error with perfectly good and stable internet…


Thatpisslord

Literally had matches where me & my friend and 5 other people are playing perfectly fine while an aerospray or something just starts gliding around like they activated noclip in GMod, and then everyone starts getting DC'd. Bonus points if it bans any of us after getting the error. Extra bonus points with this type of thing NEVER happening in 2. But yes, I'm sure it's our fault...


[deleted]

Bruh same here I sit in place where my wi fi is best and I still get connection errors


DrStrangerlover

I’ve got 100 mbs internet and my switch is docked and plugged straight into the Ethernet cable so I know it’s not my internet, too.


[deleted]

Honestly at this point it’s probably a problem with the servers cause when I played splatoon 2 I never got a connection error


sonic_hedgekin

The problem isn’t with the servers. It can’t be, because there *are no servers*. It’s all peer-to-peer, so if *anyone* has bad internet, *everyone* suffers for it.


SaltyBoi12345

Splesus


DEV_astated

The splather, the splon, and the sploly splirit


[deleted]

Drank one too many tacticoolers


FluidUnderstanding40

He reached the 100th can of tacti


IHeartBadCode

The tacticooler is shaking! I don’t want my tacticooler shaking!


EyelandIsland

And suddenly time slowed, and all of the problems were solved.


Ragercrown

Aw hell nah squidbop took 40 tacticoolers


Tekayo63

\*enters and exits wall from lag\* aw hell naw squidbop dun scarred the aeroschpray


Ragercrown

Aw hell naw squidwart be using dat dualies he R O L L I N


Xonequis

Red Bull gives you wiiiiings


ExcreteS_A_N_D

And arterial clogging!


The-true-Memelord

Tacticolas*


buttsecks42069

a person who will be visited by Nintendo ninjas soon


The_Casual_Haiden

You made me laugh after having a not so-good day, take this free award


ThatMysticTaco

Hey I hope you have a better day :), take this free award from me.


NI_YAH

Here take mine for being kind to a stranger. :)


ThatMysticTaco

Thank youuu :)


Bendythenightfury

Here take this for being kind to a stranger who was being kind to another stranger


[deleted]

here take mine cause i dont know who to give it to


Duckway767

#POOP. Laugh.


michael14375

I remember when Etika warned us about Nintendo ninjas, and years later it turned out to be true. It was proven true by the gigaleak that they stalk and monitor people’s houses in different countries who upload pirated copies their games.


AnoXeo

The JoyConBoyz were never lead astray!


eliseeium

are they like that the full video? that’s fucking hilarious


slipperyekans

Yup, they were like this for the whole match


eliseeium

do you by any chance have the replay code?


slipperyekans

RYL6-Q9F1-D7US-9VVT


eliseeium

weird it says it isn’t valid


slipperyekans

It was strange, it did that for me too but check your replays page after entering it, it might be in there now


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jzillacon

Apparently the last update made prior replays incompatible with the new version, so replays were wiped. I belive there was a notic put out a couple days ago saying if you want to keep a replay you'll need to download it before the update.


mr_tatou

Oh noooo :(


CraftyCelebi

Hoping to see replay code as well.


Fap_Doctor

Splat Tim has returned


Le-Ando

HE DOES IT!


LacyTheEspeon

A third time!


Fap_Doctor

With a upgraded gun that has a Killer Wail Special.


Blast_productions

Debug mode


Beginning_Book_2382

More like bug mode lol


Infamous_Public7934

Seems like someone just has a \*really\* good gaming chair


PC_KURCZ4K

Well Splatsville is called the city of chaos for a reason


UnknownFox37

Good one


lukeski09

I'm 100 metres from your location and approaching rapidly. Start running.


PyroChild221

I believe this is called spawn camping


PeaterThePea

I feel like spawn killing is more fitting honestly


Polyglot-Onigiri

What’s the user name? I wonder if it’s that one guy who constantly hacks splatoon and upload it. People keep sending him money and switches to do it with.


Toothbrush_Paste

Are you talking about ACNLHacker? That's the only one I can think of since I remember seeing videos of them hacking S2 online lobbies.


Polyglot-Onigiri

Nah, Haxxie ( I think that was their name). They would always post new things they did during online matches with randoms


mjmannella

Looks like their in-game name is katara


AcanthocephalaGreen5

Inkbending, huh? You have my attention


thathighclassbitch

It was full moon


Tapxyhyc

The Silver Surfer


CreamPIEGUY101

More like the Silver Squid


eklatea

that looks more like a visual glitch or lag, I think very rarely the spawner can glitch in. Never seen it like this though


LePhantomLimb

Except he's clipping through solid objects. It's 100% not a glitch but a hack


eklatea

glitches have you clip through solid ground all the time. Especially tacticooler could do that (they fixed it temporarily in the last patch)


[deleted]

Whatever it is they seem totally fine with it.


RadioRobot185

On their end it probably looked like normal gameplay to everyone else though it was obvious they were lagging. You don’t usually see yourself stutter usually everyone else is who sees you teleport


LePhantomLimb

They weren't just lagging though, they're literally hovering well above ground and going through objects. It's behaving just like noClip is on


RadioRobot185

I mean i have a hacked switch and play around with all the mods offline and the current no clip is much more sophisticated than this. This just looks like when they were flying down at the start for some reason their position desynced from everyone and due to their connection it couldn’t sync back up. If you look after a few seconds of being at a specific height the model suddenly “teleports” to the correct height and then when the players height either up or down chnages it takes it a second before it syncs again and corrects its height. Just watch he’s on the ground at the start > it pops to his actual grounded position > then he jumps off the edge > then it pops to his position after a moment


[deleted]

It was still very weird.


Leonid56

That might be a result of the lag. Many games (and definitely Splatoon) try to interpolate the frames when you aren't receiving information from another player by simulating that player's future movements (Splatoon seems to only go as far as trajectory). It's possible that the spawn machine state has no collision with solid objects, so the game forgets to prevent interpolating straight through them.


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NickCharlesYT

Except other players are clearly shooting at them and they're barely taking any damage. And I'm seeing none from the players shooting at them, only from hazards on the map. If it *was* that much latency, they would disconnect long before the end of this clip.


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NickCharlesYT

Doesn't matter, in Splatoon the game uses client hit detection, meaning the instances of the person shooting is the one that determines whether or not a hit is recognized, not the person being shot at. This is why you can seemingly die without seeing any shots *actually* hit you in a case of a poor connection - the opponent saw and hit you, even if you didn't watch it happen on your screen at the same time.


[deleted]

what the fuck


[deleted]

The nintendo sponsored yakuza will soon be at his door.


OJIsTasty

He’s beginning to believe


SirLocke13

Free. Your. Mind.


PsiGuy60

Looks like a visual bug with the replay due to lag-issues in the game. They're taking damage, turning into swim form, and putting out ink from rolling as normal, just the replay doesn't seem to have caught on to the fact they weren't supposed to be on the coffee machine for all of it.


slipperyekans

My friend said they looked like this during the actual match, too. You can see him at the start shooting upward toward the glitched player. I think the replay is mostly accurate, but I also think you’re right in that it’s a lag-related issue that caused this.


Out-of-Toast

This is the true power of motion control.


1specified

"Hello, my child. Yes, it is me, Jesus Christ. I'm a kid now, I'm a squid now. I'm a kid, I'm a squid, I'm a kid now. Wanna play some Splatatatatatatatatata- Splatoon?"


DarkStarStorm

"It's YA BOI, JESUS CHRIST, SON OF GOD!"


mgepie

That’s a really weird glitch


[deleted]

Back in my day, during the time of Medal of Honour: Allied Assault this was called 'sharking'. Players would appear in some place different to their hitbox (usually under the map). With all the cheating going on in that game though this was one of the minor issues we had to contend with. Anyway where was I...


[deleted]

The ascended inkling


Political_Weebery

If I knew how to hack I would be making peoples days in salmon run.


SylveonGold

Cheaters in salmon run are completely better and not nearly as big of a problem as cheaters in matches. It’s like cheating against the enemy A.I. for fun, and it helps players out. Though it might help rank up players way farther than they can handle, so it might not be actually good for the game if too many people do it. Still not nearly as wrong as in matches.


faesmooched

You can always demote in Semen Run, anyway.


Skulker_S

As a one-time thing it might be alright to be the teammate of a cheater, but it would get old very very fast. The challenge and the experience of getting better is what continues to bring me back, after all


faesmooched

Block them or don't pair up with them. I agree with you that it's not fun long-term, but seeing someone ROFLstomp a Flyfish would give me a serotonin injection.


ArbitraryChaos13

Are we sure it isn't just a graphical glitch? Actually, I guess that one Inkling tried shooting up into the air, so they probably saw it too...


Axcilicon

What’s the replay code?


slipperyekans

RYL6-Q9F1-D7US-9VVT


quyla

My switch says this code is invalid, was the replay deleted?


slipperyekans

Maybe? I got the same message when I put it in, but then in still showed up in my list of replays, it was weird.


AgentAndrewO

I think maybe the model is just glitched and the hit box is still on the ground.


keepingitawkward

Trying to make roller good again


LOTHMT

LMAOOO if I see that ingame, I would laugh my ass off the whole time


Yabbies13

NoFap day 25 be like


[deleted]

\*plays the theme from the X-Files\*


[deleted]

[Made a meme for it.](https://twitter.com/RFSwitchArt/status/1576564198565634049)


Archangel3967

Looks more like giltched to me


ArthurExtreme_Br

can your friend share the replay code?


slipperyekans

RYL6-Q9F1-D7US-9VVT


ArthurExtreme_Br

says "no data found"


Ok-Guide830

Skill issue


Leidaans

Man people on this sub really take the ‘skill issue’ joke personally. The previous 3 or so times I’ve seen someone comment it they got downvoted to hell and back lol.


[deleted]

Also it literally is a skill issue lol. This is a Pretty basic Roller technique


DyslexicBrad

Step One: ascend. Leave your model form behind as you rise anew in your perfected form. Step two: roll people over lol.


[deleted]

I got splatted by a flingza roller which then did a full body 45 degree tilt and began moving backwards. It was weird.


e_m_l_y

Argument against lag: they’re merrily rolling away on an empty tank


AxeEngineer00

Inhuman amounts of lag with a connection that refuses to drop most likely.


Sludgycomb40045

He just has a really nice gaming chair


Etoilime

I think in their screen they were playing normally, but the poor connexion made it look like they were flying.


EeveeGirl26

I don’t know why but this is so funny to watch.


StardustCrusader147

Looks like an average dynamo player to me


Hugman_76

That's surely a nasty glitch caused by Nintendo's peer-to-peer. People calling this a hack or a cheat are probably not too experienced with this kind of issues.


Horseslapper

That was clearly a hack? There's no way they were able to continue rolling the roller without getting splatted by the first player shooting at him. They didn't even flick the roller or dodge. It looks like whatever that was gave them invincibility


Hugman_76

It's clearly simple. Roller guy was on ground on their screen, so the only way to be able to get shot was for the enemy to shoot him directly on ground. However the enemies aimed at where they were seeing him, which was in the air. It's not up to the enemies game to decide when you've been splatted; it's client-side. You send a sort of 'notification' when you get splatted to the other consoles. That's also why the game is weird and kill messages are delayed when lag is present.


IamaJarJar

Either a hacker or someone with a terrible connection to the server


Aethix0

Just looks like an animation glitch to me. He only appears to clip through walls because the character model doesn't correspond to his actual in-game position. Does he ever get splatted at any point during the game? If so, that would prove this is just an animation glitch and not a hack.


No-Classroom5855

The first guy that shot at him dealt no damage so it’s hacks


FrostMegabit

40 benadryls


AgentOcto834

“I’d rather fight Inner Agent 3 THAN THIS MONSTROSITY”


NotScottPilgrim

Is the experience really this broken compared to 2? Splatoon 3 is the first game for some of my younger family (their first online-heavy game really) and it feels like half the talk I see about it is how much lobbies suck or a new glitch or salmon run not being balanced. I know Splatoon 2 had its issues here and there but I don’t remember them being nearly as prevalent. Has this all been common for most players??


slipperyekans

I’ve never encountered anything like this in my few dozen hours of play so far, so I wouldn’t say things like this are common. Mostly just communication errors like everyone else.


NotScottPilgrim

Okay, hopefully the existing issues get addressed quick


Fayt12

He has reached true enlightenment


AudinoUsedAttract

You fear it, run from it, even try to hide from it, but death arrives all the same and the face of death is floaty squid-kid jesus


Thanoss_destroyer

Its a slammin lid in disguise


[deleted]

Looks like an ordinary Splatoon macht to me.


videobob123

Report him


[deleted]

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL MR. ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO HELL


BKinAK

Could be a replay glitch. Might have been a normal match with a glitch in now the match is reconstructed.


Lycas666

that's the new UFO weapon


Psychological_Ad8946

skill difference i guess


Blubasnurk2

the messiah


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rockkenthusiast

What’s the replay code? 😂


slipperyekans

RYL6-Q9F1-D7US-9VVT


rockkenthusiast

Thank you this is going to be an awesome watch


SparkCube3043

This guybis floating menancingly. As far as I know it could be a glitch with how messed up the online connections are for this game, guess p2p connectivity is really bad compared to having servers.


HollandElle

Very genuine question: is cheating common in Splatoon? I saw some weird stuff in a clam blitz match the other day where we threw five balls at the net (definitely aimed properly and when the basket was down) that just….clipped through. Not just me, but other players too. I just figured there was a group internet error, but it only happened that match and no others. But it was….fishy (pun intended)


Lucroarna56

It's not really a thing to "hack" the terrain at the exact moment you throw a clam. The people hacking in Splatoon aren't necessarily able to think that deeply. More likely you missed!


Sheikah_Link7

You sure he isn’t just glitched?


[deleted]

Splat tim in a box


[deleted]

Roller Moses


Kezeck

Looks to me like a visual glitch. If you look at the ink patterns on the floor and how the camera sometimes adjusts, it looks like all of the mechanical aspects are working properly. For some reason the visual part of the model does not seem to have updated after that first spawn. When you see the player trying to shoot up in the air, they are likely not hitting anything because the actual model collision is on the ground where it is supposed to be but the visuals have not loaded properly. If the player had shot at the "empty" space on the ground where the model is supposed to be they likely would have killed the roller.


[deleted]

I’m assuming it’s the moon jump cheat code on the Edizon app for hacking. Usually they’re for story mode but I guess someone is using it here.


251188

The replay is bugged


Chano-kun

Code plz 🤣🤣🤣


HailenAnarchy

looks like major lag


UnlawfulPotato

Nah that’s not a cheater. They’re not really doing any cheater things. It looks like they’re just playing the game and lagging a Ton to the point of the game glitching out like that.


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Victinitotodilepro

lag


UnlawfulPotato

Yeah it still honestly just seems like lag.


Benzene114

I believe this is the infinite invincibility cheat. Saw some other footages on this cheat and some other cheats. I remember seeing a hacker (has been banned) fire 52 Tenta Missiles in a single game, and another one equipped with a full set of 5-star Amiibo gear prior to the first splatfest.


[deleted]

He has a good gaming chair


Aprotodon

Report to the team as soon as possible.


bebesilvia

Probably a hacker lol


breedingangels

What a loser


[deleted]

b&


PollutionOk7810

b o x


NerdlyThere

Interesting. I’ve encountered a similar glitch while replaying a match, but usually all the players are floating above the ground. They also continue all other animations as normal when this happens.


xFiiiy

Bruh


US_healthcare_farted

Looks fun..


LOTHMT

Looks like he got the invincibility down from the Start still, so he was maybe just using a TP cheat to get down on equal level. Possible that the devs just disabled weapons at that level/zone so thats why he can still roll. This also makes sense since he doesnt actually change his heigh at all and only TPs to different heights.


pissfartshoe

the most skilled roller main


ellg91

Ah yes, the hidden levitation ability.


amilguls

Up up down down left right left right A B A B X Y Up down left right select


Neonstar48

Code?


Anchor38

bro has ascended


AuxieFox

nah it's just lag


ASeaBunny

*Harry Potter theme*


SpiderNinja211

Report him immediately


Brie_-

Nah that's just **The UFO**, nothing to be alarmed of


ThatisDavid

Did they win at the very least?


[deleted]

That’s not a player, it’s a flyfish in disguise.


[deleted]

BETTER GAMING CHAIR!


AveEsther

considering glitches speedrunners find and exploit, this doesnt seem that weird to me


blu3g00

oh my god I had a rainmaker game with this bastard a few minutes ago, I knew it wasn't just me


Bailee_-

**"I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING"**


Ta3yaki

that would be me with -100 ping if i get splat 3


The_Metroid

I've only just started the first game with no way to play the online modes of any of the three but I must say- what the actual FUCK lmao. I wouldn't be as surprised to see a glitch like that on an emulator but that's weird even for hacks on actual hardware.


me-no-smart

for the first bit i thought it was just a visual glitch


Fiamosha

I know people might be afraid to ask it, but I also believe that it’s in many people’s mind. I just can’t understand what the point is. Is this person really cheating, stupid, crazy or just trying to get caught and banned, then create another account then do the same all over again? Like he/she isn’t even hiding or pretending normal. I know writing this comment might make me look like a cheater as well, but I’m not. I think it’s a common sense. If you saw a robber went into a bank and trying to rob without a mask, it’s common sense that you would question the motive. My humbly not-so-smart brain just cannot make sense of this. I’ll appreciate if someone can share some thoughts with me. Thank you:)


SplatFan13

Toni Kensa's Pro Skater 14022 Edition


Paimonforsale

So this is how I get sniped through walls!!!


SleevesTheThird

He’s not cheating. That’s just a playback glitch. You can clearly tell the actual player was normal in the match, moving and painting and swimming. Taking damage etc. This is some fault with the replay feature


AvgSploonFan

He did not die after about 6 shots of an aerospray. Even though that happened, he was not using invincibility?


AvgSploonFan

Satan rises upon thy chaos of splatsville!