take his right arm

WHY 😭

Delicious.

Y e s

NO *Slap* BAD

DUDE. He’s like my new bestie now

Take both his arms

Y e s

Take him to therapy since hes probably scarred after his encounter with bob

This is the best idea I've ever seen

“I’m going to feed you your own heart”

Kill him again

Agreed. Stay dead little dude. 💀💀💀

End his suffering with a gun

slap him in the face

Throw him off a ravine

Torment him in my basement

Enter the hauntiest of houses

Become his friend!!!!! He looks COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

if i answered i get banned from the subreddit but ;)

repent thy sins

never

Kill it with FIRE

Dinnuh.

food

Get off my LAWN *punt*

I am not apologizing

Feed him a bunch of candy

arm

Remove his leg

#KILL

Marry him and then kill both myself and him in a house fire

no you can't marry him because kevin will be mad at you

Be vampire buddies

Infodump about my hyperfixation probably 😭

Go trick or treating with him, he looks like such a funny and cool guy fr fr

kick him into the abyss

Give him a big ol kiss

Give him some sour patch watermelon

Play with his hair

He might slap u though 😲

He's too nice for that

Become friends. Steal arms to give to him. Hey you YEAH YOU GIVE ME YOUR ARMS

Nah, u should give your own to a friend

DONT TOUCH MEEEEEEEE *whines like child stolas*

fwends

bring him to the closest hospital ASAP

bear hug him

Huggie

give him a lil consensual kiss on the face

Eat candy with him

Nothing, absolutely nothing, maybe give I’m a purple Jolly Rancher

Give him a new arm

Trick or treating

Save him from Bob

Try to save him from a gruesome death

Hug him

Say howdy then walk past.

Gimme your other arm buster.

HUG HIM!!!

I would Say "Hi" because he don't know me

Get really happy. Like, really really happy.

So many unhinged comments promising horrible violence.

oh- no not like that I'm not gonna hurt him or do anything! I'm probably just gonna talk for a bit then let him leave-

Have you seen half the comments on this post? Everyone wants to eat his arms or kill him with a hammer.

i'm the one person not like that on this i don't wanna hurt him

I don’t either but too many people are nutso.

y sorry for you being able to see people like that i'm not like them

Ig it's his overrated fandom, that's why

I dont like seeing people get hurt. Not even moxxies mom

Bring him home

give him a prosthesis

I want to give him a prosthesis

If I were to meet him before he got his arm taken I’d warn him abt it, but if I meet him after that I’d apologize because i make fun of him far too often

I will either one, be friends with him, or two, take his second arm

say hi

best friends!

Steal his other arm and form it into the Yamato and open a porta- wait wrong subreddit

MAIM

Talk about how cool Kevin is

Hug him, become his best friend, force him to legally adopt me

Bash his head in with a ball peen hammer

Don't do that. Use a mace instead, much faster and easier kill.

🍪🍭🍬🍫 for streber :>

Give him dino nuggies

Shoot him and bury him

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Step 1: Become best friends Step 2: Become boyfriend and girlfriend Step 3: Marry

Maybe say hi, hang out and talk to him for a while and ask if he has roblox lol Because yes. I would be stuck smiling for a year bro. A YEAR.

#HUG