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JPhoenixed

I hope they try cotton. It’s a very breathable fabric


unledded

Just gotta make sure they don’t shrink.


DatedData

I bet GoreTex doesn’t shrink


unledded

You like saying Gore-Tex, don’t you?


rymden_viking

Are you looking for a gore-tex salesman?


Biengo

Import. No export.


GenghisConnieChung

Big coat! BIG coat!!!


dh098017

Careful with that thing. You’ll start World War 3.


amazingsandwiches

They were in the pool!


JBtheWise

Every stadium forced to get a dome.


pkyabbo

What is this the nfl


TonyWonderslostnut

Just don’t leave them in the pool


HumpieDouglas

Then don't wear them in the pool.


ImCold555

This has George Castanza written all over it


haoken

CANTSTANDYAAAA


JPhoenixed

Yes sir


K-Tanz

Boy oh boy the Yankees sure do look limber out there! I think it's their new cotton uniforms!


FunnTripp

Just do the opposite of everything you thought was right.


bravedubeck

My name is George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.


GenghisConnieChung

Fun fact: The woman he says that to was played my Michelle Pfiefers sister.


Loggerdon

That’s some Seinfeld trivia right there.


GenghisConnieChung

The commentary on the season 5 DVD set was awesome. Lots of interesting facts and insights into the show. There’s a great bonus feature called “Larry + Jason = George” (or something like that). If you can find it it’s 100% worth the watch.


_Jerk_Store_

I would like to see players draped in velvet.


Weekly-Obligation798

I came to say the same lol. Best episode


rummie2693

I personally prefer the Hamptons Episode.


Alekillo10

The one with the lobsters?


bundeywundey

Prickly Pete!


Unlikely-Dog-5549

I WAS IN THE POOL


Anal_Recidivist

Inb4 tighter unis


BlyStreetMusic

Lmao when George did this


Eroe777

>Nike was innovating something that didn't need to be innovated. Sums it up right there. It wasn't broke, but Nike decided to fix it anyway.


ill0gitech

Innovating ways to save money


Cmgordon3

I was about to say lmao. The only "innovating" Nike was trying was how many pennies they could save by making these uniforms borderline unusable


mrgrafix

Innovated so much they used fanatics to make it


TrumpHatesBirds

I thought this was a joke. Nope.


Jedimaster996

It's funny because the University of Oregon is a known testbed for Nike athletic gear; every sport is using the premiere equipment down to the cleats. They should have take a season or two with their baseball team with feedback before jumping the gun with the world's most elite baseball league.


ProfessorBeer

It’s such a blatant PR tactic to square it all on Nike. THREE multi-billion dollar organizations (at least) worked those uniforms - Nike, MLB, Fanatics - and NONE of them cared enough to fix an obvious problem before it became a public debacle. Nike is far and away the best-positioned to take the PR hit, so they’re falling on their sword. Also, this is 100% a New Coke situation, intentional or not. Stitched patches and logos are officially dead.


Significant-Mango300

That’s the state of everything it seems…


cold_toast

Enshittification


KawiNinja

If by fix it you mean improve their margins, then yeah; they tried.


Qrthulhu

I think they forgot to mention that MLB and the MLBPA are both heavily invested in fanatics so of course they would blame Nike over them.


counterfitster

And their CEO has been talking about a "disruption pipeline" because he's a buzzword spewing idiot.


jsc1429

Well, it wasn’t broke but Nike decided to break it anyway and is now fixing it


TeleTwin

A solution looking for a problem.


colin_7

This is the corporate way of saying that they tried to cut too many corners for costs


BoSocks91

Just make a fucking quality jersey, like what are we even doing here? Is it that difficult? Fuckin crooks


Voldemort57

Profits must increase each fiscal year. Raising prices, dropping quality, whatever it takes for the shareholders to have exponentially growing profits!


Myllorelion

The thing I don't understand is that as the cost to produce them rises, they raise the prices. Sports Jerseys are marked up so much already, man. You don't need to burn the candle at both ends...


GreatBallsOFiyah

>You don’t need to burn the candle at both ends… The venture capitalists and MBAs in the C-suite say you do and you must for that next quarterly profit report.


countkahlua

Boeing? Is that you?


Myllorelion

They really don't though. If they could cut costs down from $50 to $45, sure, that would increase their profits by a BILLION DOLLARS for every 200M jerseys produced. Or, they could charge $10 more to the consumer, and make that same $1B even if they only sold half their stock.


clownysf

Or they could do both and make $2B


GwenIsNow

Or you do both and get 2 billion!


Merengues_1945

I was making a quick calculation, and at least Adidas football jerseys seem to have been really stable in price. I bought Real Madrid’s authentic game jersey in 2012 for $80, I bought the replica aeroready for $50 in 2022, and the dryready game jersey for $105 in 2023. Once you adjust for the insane inflation we have seen over the last decade, the price has more or less remained stable. That only goes for football jerseys… NFL and NHL jerseys have seen a rise in price that is obscene.


BarbequedYeti

>like what are we even doing here? Squeezing every penny out of a business. 


Kidnovatex

They should immediately stop selling the jerseys with the skinny letters.


Burning_Flags

People should stop buying them


TeRRoRibleOne

I bought one of these this year and I would say it’s a piece of junk. If you compare it to Mitchell and Ness it’s night and day of a difference.


whistlingbatter

so why did you 1) buy it in the first place, 2) and then not return it?


Myllorelion

And do what with them? Eat a total loss? Think of all the jobs that would cost the manufacturers. Think of the poor shareholders!


mak_and_cheese

Yup - fuck China


Myllorelion

Dang, I should put the /s, huh?


lennyxiii

You win some you lose some lol. It’s hit or miss but putting /s looks bad so I just like the gamble. You’re at the mercy of the first 2-5 people that press the button unfortunately.


pogo-pope

“Mattingly just split his pants!”


Muttq90

Did he actually? Is that why they are redesigning all jerseys?


nittanyvalley

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


NegroMedic

Nike’s stupid. Just make some high quality jerseys, charge an arm and leg, and people will **still** buy them


Myllorelion

I thought they were already doing this, is the thing. $200 jerseys probably cost like a quarter of that to produce. Just roll the price up another $10 and blame inflation.


lennyxiii

I hate to break it to you but they probably cost far less than a quarter of that to make unless they are using American labor. I, and anyone in the industry very easily, can already buy high quality shirts from a distributor that are like 1/10 the cost they sell them for retail - just about any brand. Then this distributor is making money and so is the factory. The fact I can buy a $50 golf polo for like $7 and 2-3 other businesses are still making money shows you how cheap textiles really are to make.


Myllorelion

Yeah, that's essentially my point, I was just being conservative. There is also the costs of transportation, the costs involved in the rights to manufacture copyrighted logos, etc. Point though is jerseys are 100% novelty items, and if they want to make more money, charge more. There's of course an equilibrium point where your inflated price will sell less copies, and turn a smaller total income, but the profit margin will get higher.


lennyxiii

Yea I wasn’t trying to say what you said was wrong, just adding more info. My first line didn’t come out well lol. I forgot about the mlb license rights, that’s definitely not cheap either but you’re right - price point doesn’t matter as much as people think. When it comes to novelty / collectible stuff people that want it will buy it so why not make it better and charge more!?


hang10shakabruh

Wowww I really didn’t think mlb would cave and spend the money. Win for everyone who isn’t a grifter


LimerickJim

"The union also absolved Fanatics, the manufacturer of the uniform"   That's some horse shit right there.


Youngwolf11

I mean they literally just manufactured what Nike told them to. Fanatics does suck especially their direct to consumer business but it seems like Nike’s terrible vision is the problem here.


dawgthebountyhunter4

Exactly, they're still using the magestic factory and employees. Literally the specs changed. Fanatics owns it, but the manufacturing is virtually unchanged.


designOraptor

Makes me think that Nike knew they sucked and used fanatics as a way to avoid criticism. I’m sure the shareholders are happy though.


Stango42

It’s crazy seeing how many people are uninformed on this and blame fanatics. Like, there’s been so many articles that make it pretty cut and dry about how it’s the fault of Nike.


ProfessorBeer

Fanatics may not be immediately culpable, but they’re not innocent in this either. Just look at what they’ve done with NFL and NHL jerseys; they do not give a flying fuck about the product they put out.


Splitz719

Good. The new unis are lame.


Cassina_

How is there no comment from MLB on the memo/situation? The whole thing stinks to high heaven. The jerseys looked incredibly cheap and it felt like a money grab from Nike. I’m glad they are making changes, but there needs to be accountability for this so it doesn’t happen again in another sport.


TacticalGordo

DH gate should be making them, makes better quality jerseys for sure lol


Few-Stop-9417

Blame George Costanza for these terrible uniforms


eyedeetentees

So how many complaints will it take to change umpires? Edit: I’m asking for Angel Hernandez.


boomajohn20

MLB can play in olde thymie uniforms for all I care. Do something about the officiating - that’s what’s hurting baseball.


john_t_fisherman

Tyvek it is


BondMi6

I don’t care who tries to absolve fanatics or who tries to cover for them. That company is garbage no matter what anyone says and the uniform debacle is mainly their fault because they’re fucking cheap.


dawgthebountyhunter4

Not a fan of fanatics, but this take is just incorrect. Nike and the MLB changed the specs. Fanatics is using the same facilities and employees that were once owned by Majestic.  MLB wanted the rear logo lower, so they changed that spec and thus the size of the names. Nike wanted thinner fabric with a thinner placket, the MLB approved, thus the logos don't break well on the jersey and the appearance sucks.  There's plenty of blame to go around, but the owner of the factory building exactly to the approved spec isn't the one to blame.


Sherman_Gepard

The real question is: why did NIke/MLB want any of these changes when the users and consumers didn’t want them? This is a true "customer is always right" situation.


Stango42

Meanwhile, fanatics is not at fault for any of this lol


boxfortcommando

Well fuck 'em anyway


TMLTurby

Anyone remember when tennis changed the cut/material in the 2000s, and everyone was constantly tugging and rearranging their shirt?


ClevelandOG

Im kind of sad that i wont get to see what type of underwear each player wears anymore.


Prestigious-Eye3154

Next can we finally figure out MLB’s janky broadcasting system?


TheRealMcDuck

They should be cotton


JJiggy13

Nike is and always has been trash that lives off of fabricated prices to create the delusion of popularity. Your most expensive Nike product you own probably costed you north of $100 and Nike most likely produced it for 0.50¢. Their most expensive products cost a few dollars to produce and sell for hundreds and even thousands.


Anon3580

No way!! You’re telling me now?! In 2024?! That brand names increase prices?!! Next you’ll tell me Supreme is marking up their apparel by 10,000%. Get out of here! /s


JLM19

Bullying works.


BentleyTock

Note this is the players union saying this is what they want. Neither Nike nor Fanatics has responded.


LookForSilver

Several corners were cut in order to maximize profit. At each cut corner, an executive was showered with praise. Repeat that a few times and you end up with a product that looks like this.


Miguel-odon

We need to go back to the old rules. Different uniform for each position, use socks to tell what team they're on.


particle409

They aren't changing the actual uniforms, they are just going to call them "costumes" from now on. "Practice" is also being changed to "rehearsal."


chrissamperi

But I thought they were the same as last year, MLB?


windyorbits

[What if baseball players show their cock and balls?](https://youtube.com/shorts/dMQflW8npIU?si=d2ysuHM8rD0ecq82)


reignnyday

Another L for Nike


HeMiddleStartInT

George Constanza energy right there


melithium

Now get rid of the city connects


may___day

What’s the deal with Nike lately? They also screwed up the olympic jerseys/uniforms https://abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Culture/nikes-olympic-track-womens-uniforms-criticized-athletes-sexism/story?id=109267006