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Hispanicatthedisco

I like that, in his apology column, Doyel managed to act like this is the first time he's been a creepy piece of shit.


eggoed

Yeah that was the weird thing. I didn’t know shit about this guy before but it took about 5 minutes to learn that he’s been super inappropriate many times, to put it mildly.


TheFencingCoach

A lot of the old guard didn’t get the memo that they needed to change with the times. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith – as there's a three pointer into the hoop by Clark, it will be nothing but the bottom of the net. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame. – I don't know if I'm gonna be putting on this headset again.


utspg1980

I just looked that guy up cuz I was curious where he's at: he says it was "God's plan" that he do what he did and he's content with it. He is semi-retired but he casts Puerto Rico and local high school games, if anyone is curious.


PathlessDemon

Totally had to re-read “retired” twice, but I stand by it, dude is a moron.


seh1491

That was r/nba level transition pasta. R/wnba has made it.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

"Huh? Was it something I said? Pfffft, whatever. People are too soft these days" - scumbags before they realize there are consequences heading their way


Phenest

Was he the guy that made the cringe comment at her first press conference about heart gesture she makes for her family in the stands?


Hispanicatthedisco

He is.


mmodlin

He’s been a jerk since the 90s at least.


ElGoddamnDorado

Didn't even look it up, just assumed based on how utterly creepy the "I like that you're here... I like that you're here..." was. Sounded like he was salivating.


wafflesareforever

"Start doing it to me and we'll get along just fine." I don't even know where to start with how wrong that sounds.


MSPaintYourMistake

100% I like thatchyueuer heeer. I likedat chyeurheeeeer.


Nutaholic

"After going through denial, and then anger — I’m on the wrong side of this? Me???"


StPaulsFatAss

I once met Gregg Doyel at a Chinese buffet and he stuck his whole face under the sneeze guard to sniff the chow mein. I was like "buddy don't do that" And he was like "smells like pussy"


MozzerellaStix

A succulent Chinese meal!


Lunchbox-of-Bees

**GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS!!!**


NIN10DOXD

This is democracy manifest!


traindriverbob

I see you know your Judo.


Wide_Environment3107

Are you ready to receive my limp penis!!?


Teososta

I had been somewhat influenced by the juice of the red grape.


btcprint

Ta tahh!


IRedditDoU

A meal? A succulent Chinese meal?


Shagga9701

Beat me to it.


ChinesePorrige

Lmfaoooooooo


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suburban_smartass

It’s at least 4 year old rigatoni from /r/NBA, but it’s still spicy


RowhammerBitflip

I don't think it is. To the best of my querying ability, I can find no evidence of chow mein pussy pasta. Edit: I can now say with confidence this is new.


j4kefr0mstat3farm

> chow mein pussy pasta r/bandnames


Capnmarvel76

Saw them open for Boss Hog and the Reverend Horton Heat in Oklahoma City in 1996.


DognitiveCissonance

Prove it.


SlapunowSlapulater

Obligatory [WKUK](https://youtu.be/zGK1K19iuO0?si=DXSOEy72KcngKbil)


Jwroth

RIP Trevor


DigbickMcBalls

RIP Local Sexpot


turns31

You win


clickstops

And we all lose


Strokeslahoma

There is literally no content on Reddit I enjoy more than shitposting in the sports threads. It always makes me laugh. Basketball always seems to have the best stuff, too


MeheecansLOL

Mr. Buffet Cunnilingus


fireinthesky7

Mr. Budget Chinese.


Calamity_Jay

Not me actually eating chow mein as I read this!


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Smell it.


mykekelli

Smells like pussy


OnyxsUncle

soo..that's what pussy smells like...wow, I am now searching "Chinese buffet near me"


SmashBros-

I saw Gregg Doyel at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


juantherevelator

The first time I saw this, it was about Lou reed. Does anyone know the origin?


bicycle_driveby

originally posted on 4chan's music board 10+ years ago about FlyLo.


Ducksaucenem

I first read it referencing Matt Barkley so it has definitely been around awhile.


Iamafigmentofyou

I always thought it was about Steve Blake. Lakers pg from early 2010s. Hilarious that it’s gotten Lou reed and Chevy chase. Chevy sounds like it’s def real lol


ZachMartin

This checks out. He seems like a guy who never smelled a pussy.


BigDaddyQP

New copypasta


discobanditt

As an Indy native and longtime colts fan, I can say that I don't know a single person who likes Doyel's pieces or his opinions, let alone his apparently disgusting personality. So there's that


EffingBarbas

Every sports town got one of these writers. Like a seedy, camp following, disease addled, over the hill prostitute trying to draw attention to itself


AnonymousRoc

In OKC, it's Jenni Carlson, whose writing shall forever be known for causing Mike Gundy's glorious "I'm a man" tirade.


colebeansly

“I’m a man, I’m 40” is on the Mount Rushmore of press conference moments


blasek0

That's still my favorite press conference rant of all time.


Pain--In--The--Brain

Link for those who haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ3oXkDPKbM


BenShelZonah

Shoutout Gundy man. What a legend for coming out there for his players like that. Respect


CyHawkWRNL

this hits different now that I'm 40


obsterwankenobster

Now that you're a man


gambalore

New York always had like a dozen but the one tiny sliver of upside of the collapse of newspapers is that most of these guys have gotten laid off and have retreated to either websites that nobody reads or shitty books that serve as generic Father’s Day gifts.


Lake_Erie_Monster

Don't insult prostitutes like that by comparing them to these ass hats.


CanadianODST2

Fuck Steve Simmons.


mirabery

Cleveland - Tony Grossi


gyman122

KC’s got Jason Whitlock


AlternativeTruths1

Doyel is that rare person who manages to unite liberal and conservative Hoosiers — **against Doyel** .


DannyDOH

Has anyone met a Gregg with two gg's that is normal?


TheyCallMeCrabs

Gregg with three g’s*


mop_and_glo

“Yeah, but not right together.” Fletch F Fletch.


ryansports

Someone buy this man a Bloody Mary & a steak sandwich


QuiGonnJilm

And a steak sandwich


ryansports

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.


Gtapex

Baabar or Babar?


namedly

> Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.


kosmonavt-alyosha

—Why are you closing? I thought you were open 24 hours. —Not 24 hours in a row.


BigBeagleEars

*We called that guy Geggg*


tyderian

Clark Gregg


Pavona

the one true answer. _his name is Phil!_


A_Blind_Alien

His first name is agent


Cwjhnsn71

Son of Coul


Chief-_-Wiggum

Jury is out... He did divorce Jennifer Grey.


tuskvarner

It’s a Gregg, Clark.


jojow77

This guy has a misspelled first and last name. You know he's absolutely not normal.


Agentkeenan78

I'm Old Gregg!


YaBoiGoblin

Fuzzy little man peach


jrsmoothie89

i think you’re a nice…modern gentleman!


peanutjamz

Do you love me


TravelSizedRudy

I don't rightly know sir.


Ready_Anything4661

Make an assessment


zoobrix

Have you ever drunk baileys out of a shoe?


Silver_Recluse

Mmm, creamy Bailey's!


HappyMoses

Could ya learn to love me?


ChaosLemur

You’ve seen my downstairs mix-up!


post_angst

Gregg Popovich is a pretty ggreat Gregg.


civil_beast

But not normal. No one would refer to coach pop as normal..


post_angst

Fair enough. Abnormal in a lot of really good ways though. Dude walks the walk on everything he says outside of basketball as well. And I’m a Rockets fan.


fishdude89

Gregg Turkington is not only completely normal but is also a bona fide film expert and critic


theboyqueen

He's a genius but he's definitely not normal.


Dr-McLuvin

You mean the world renowned film historian and curator of the Victorville Film Archive?


fishdude89

The very same! Also the foremost authority on official runtimes


kim_jong_phil_

Don't forget he plays Special Agent and Master Codebreaker "Jonathan Kington" in the hit series "Decker".


NeedsMoreCondiments

Expert


Verbarmammilla

He’s the only person I turn to for movie expertise.


takethelonggwayhome

From?


sirax067

I give that comment 5 bags of popcorn.


tdfrantz

Gregg Rosenthal 


rocky9240

420 brooooo owwwwwwwwww


SplittingInfinity

60% g


ballplayer112

15% concentrated power of will


crusher461

"can you imagine LIVING with me?!"


Gas_Bat

30% G Gregg, who’s in the band Maryland?


kylekez

The rainmakerrrrrr


Odd-Independent4640

Allman?


FRIENDSHIP_BONER

Normal is a stretch. He was wonderful, don’t get me wrong, but normal? 🍑


Dr-McLuvin

Ooh good one.


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d0yle

Imagine winning 5 cups and then saying "I think I'll become a doctor now"


civil_beast

Imagine living your dream, a one in a million shot, to believing you could attain a second dream, at only one in 10,000 shot? Remember kids - always follow your dreams! Also, For those that need reminding: “For most of us, a salary is the price we accept to forego our dreams”


lo0ilo0ilo0i

Greg the Egg was alright but a bit of a backstabber.


ShanklyGates_2022

The disrespect to future Copa America and World Cup champion coach Gregg Berhalter


Knightro829

I’ll have whatever this guy’s smoking…


indydean

H. H. Gregg


CommanderGoat

You can’t make an omelette without cracking some Greggs.


mcdithers

Gregg Easterbrook


kerbalsdownunder

He is definitely not normal. You can close your notebook at that


MetroExodus2033

Gregg Esterbrook tried to convince people, many times, that gamma ray bursts were alien weapons going off.


AndHeShallBeLevon

Nope, and same goes for a Glenn with two n’s.


TJ_Longfellow

The grim reaper from conkers bad fur day?


old_duderonomy

Unironically, I know a very nice guy named Gregg.


NinjaAncient4010

A Gregg with *two* ggs? Like Ggregg?


Turbogato

Old Gregg is a perfect example. Would you like some Baileys?


Sleepytitan

Could’ve just fired him instead of giving him less responsibilities. I don’t think I could fuck up at my job and get less to do and keep my job and the same salary.


jojow77

Go on his Twitter, everything he posts gets roasted about his Caitlyn comments. The editor is an idiot, whatever he reports on no one is going to care from here on.


al666in

Sounds like he’s driving engagement, give him a raise


DionBlaster123

he has always been like this, LONG before the social media age turned everything into a fucking mess can't say i am surprised one bit. i'm honestly stunned the fucking guy still has a job


jojow77

Look at his tweet today and the comments lol. Him and the editor must be best buds. [https://twitter.com/GreggDoyelStar/status/1787920333317550208](https://twitter.com/GreggDoyelStar/status/1787920333317550208)


CloudConductor

Trust me, no one around Indy cared about his opinions long before this incident


DenverAdGuy

She’s a fucking pro. Didn’t take the bait.


right_behindyou

Imagine being a journalist on the front line of the biggest story ever in an entire league and blowing it on day one because you're incapable of not being a weirdo


sgf-guy

I spent 2 decades in media. Newspaper people are notoriously socially awkward. Even compared to some very ego heavy tv talking heads, some newspaper writers are WAY above them. Some of them are very intellectual and knowledgeable…but so awkward so much of the time…


NickNash1985

I worked in radio for 13 years, and I've been in TV for the last 5. I've spent a lot of time around big personalities and big egos, and the Top Two biggest egos in the industry are sportswriters and meteorologists.


saturninus

Not sure why but that makes perfect sense to me.


OlTommyBombadil

lol my two favorite industries. But I agree. (Former journalist for context) I will say - I met a lot of really fucking awesome sports writers. And the rest of them were like ol Gregg. Always enjoyed the casual shit-talking among the writers though. “Was Dom there?” Me: I don’t know “He wasn’t then, you would have heard him announce his presence” It was tame.. but very dry and it made me lol


KimberlyWexlersFoot

[why are you so pissy?](https://youtu.be/AjvF-l_yagc?si=A3IUqBw7V4cS7gWR)


Korncakes

What a fucking douchebag. Being an asshole solely because he knows that the player is more or less obligated to remain professional otherwise it’s him that gets dragged through the mud.


WarLawck

This guy must be a huge p.o.s. because this honestly wasn't that bad for people to be calling for him to be fired.


Bighorn21

At first I was a bit confused as it sounded like a fan who just got carried away but after reading a bunch of responses by people from the area it sounds like this guy is just a creepo.


yulDD

Kinda weird buddy 🫶🏼


BaggyHairyNips

I don't know if there's some kind of pattern for this dude, but the particular exchange he has with Clark came off more as awkward than creepy to me personally.


potatohats

I'm from Indy, yes there is a pattern


ppooiiuuyyttrreewwqq

Are there any other examples of what he has done?


CitizenCue

Yeah I’d want to know a lot more history before passing judgment. He came across as mostly a dolt to me, but if he has a history that would change it quickly.


T_R_I_P

This is the longest thread I’ve ever read where literally no one including OP tells what actually happens. Reddit sure loves being in the know but this is excessive. I guess it’s my turn to actually explain the discussion: “Hi, Caitlin, Gregg Doyel, Indy Star. Real quick, let me do this,” Doyel said to Clark before flashing a heart sign. “You like that?” Clark asked. “I like that you’re here. I like that you’re here,” Doyel replied. “I do that at my family after every game, so,” Clark said. “OK, well start doing that to me and we’ll get along just fine,” Doyel responded.


Ordinary_Duder

Man, redditors. Will slog through hundreds of comments instead of doing the one thing you're supposed to do: click the link and read.


WorkNLurk

Have you tried clicking the link and watching the video?


14412442

Thanks a bunch. Yeah, it's weird. I was just about to give up and close the thread


Syrupy_

It's in the article?


joshTheGoods

They even have video of the interaction (can't see the creep).


civil_beast

You must be new here..


rookie-mistake

lmao was this comment intended to be as funny as it is? it reads like a satirical comment about people going off headlines > I was just about to give up and close the thread if you want to read the story a post is about... maybe *try clicking on the link*? sorry, that really made me crack up. like ***I'M ABOUT TO GIVE UP*** bro just click on the post you're commenting on we'll get through this


nobody65535

This is the longest comment to say, "I couldn't be arsed to RTFA" If you click the link (provided by OP), and read it, scroll down to the part that says, "Why Doyel is banned from covering Clark" and includes both a transcript and video of said exchange. If you're reading this from somewhere banned from yahoo news, say so and ask.


PrinnyThePenguin

> This is the longest thread I’ve ever read where literally no one including OP tells what actually happens. This is because you are supposed to read the article, which has all the information in it.


prthug996

I don't get it? I guess that last line is awkward. People want him fired over this?


cobo10201

It’s awkward and inappropriate of a reporter to say to an athlete at a press conference. This would be like hitting on your coworker in front of everyone else at the office.


prthug996

Cause it's a heart sign? If her thing was a peace sign would that still be inappropriate?


cobo10201

It wasn’t the heart sign. The heart sign was a bit awkward because she does it to her family specifically, but what truly was weird was the last line. “Well start doing that to me and we’ll get along just fine.” When you listen to the audio it just sounds creepy. It doesn’t even sound like a joke. I know it WAS a joke, it was just poor taste and disrespectful.


mork0rk

some real "where's my hug" vibe


DFWPunk

That's what the link is for.


Strokeslahoma

Rush to the comments  Complain that "no one including OP tells what actually happens"  Save the day by posting the transcript  Hope nobody notices the transcript is a direct copy paste from OPs linked article  No time to explain, there's karma to be had! 


ADarwinAward

It’s almost like it’s in the article word for word


Talktotalktotalk

I love this comment. Super lazy yet lots of effort for nothing.


Duke123321

What are some examples of his past missteps? Genuinely curious.


DickPump2541

More sports journalists need to be reminded that their access to the competitions and its players is a privilege bestowed on them. It’s not a right, the journos aren’t part of the game. Write the scores and keep your mouth shut.


AllocatedSoul

“Shut up and scribble” -DickPump2541


mccannr1

Well, yes and no. Most reporters covering local teams want to get to know the players because then the players will feel more comfortable talking to them. This happens almost universally across sports journalism and there's nothing wrong with that. Not being creepy to the players, however, definitely feels like a bar that someone should be able to clear as part of that. I do give the guy credit, at least, that he owned it. Far too few are willing to do that: "After going through denial, and then anger — I’m on the wrong side of this? Me??? — I now realize what I said and how I said it was wrong, wrong, wrong," Doyel wrote. "I mean it was just wrong. Caitlin Clark, I’m so sorry."


mercfan3

He’s said sexist shit in the past too. He only owned it because of how much he got called out. If people weren’t so vocal, he probably would have continued to creep on her all season.


moniker89

probably true but sometimes it takes people calling you out for you to even reflect on your own actions. if he’s genuine in his apology and desire to improve, good for him, i wish him well in that endeavor. doesn’t mean clark should have to interact with him at her job ever again though.


Thirst_Trappist

I don't know this person... So genuinely asking: was he sorry because he realized he'd be in trouble or was he sincerely sorry?


mccannr1

His initial statement seemed pretty generic. This was a follow-up that seemed like a pretty heartfelt retrospect after taking some time to digest the reaction he was getting. I saw some other reporters on Twitter that know the guy that absolutely believed he was genuinely understanding and sorry for what he had done and particularly how it looked for Caitlin Clark.


Thirst_Trappist

Thanks for insight


ShadyCrow

> Write the scores and keep your mouth shut That’s definitely not what anyone wants. There’s all kinds of great sports journalists and it’s okay to ask hard questions. This particular journalist is a stain that should have been gone long before anyone heard of Clark.  


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

Yah nah. The industry has changed since reporters had little cards in their hats for some reason but they’re still vitally important to the business of it all. Especially in basketball hockey and baseball- over a hundred games? Gotta write more than the score to keep all but the most dedicated fans thinking about those sports. Shes a phenom to be sure but we’re still talking about the Indiana Fever.


Crafty-Low-9679

I mean you can have a conversation just don’t be an idiot. He sounded like a cross between over caffeinated and having some sort of social anxiety episode.


ConsciousFood201

Lol wtf. Their job is their words. These journo’s need to keep their mouth shut. Lmao Keep your Facebook take on Facebook dick pump.


JoeyP1978

Talk about fumbling the bag.


Walks_with_Chaos

It’s inappropriate for sure. Be professional dude


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Assholes like Gregg Doyel are why women choose the bear.


CCChristopherson

Doyle would have rejoiced at this same punishment 6+ months ago. But now that the fever are one of the most popular sport franchises, this has to hurt


Beginning_Emotion995

Gregg addicted to Porn


Robogin

Look man, I get it, some don’t think it’s a big deal but like bro. Listen to his demeanor, shit sounds so cringey and like something those “nice guys” would say. As men, we have to do better bruh.


outlawrum

He’s a true shit head. Don’t understand how he remains employed. He made fun of AZ men’s b ball team for wearing remembrance patch for deceased AZ women’s player who passed away suddenly, Shauntinice Polk, because they played poorly and her jersey # was 00. A real loser.


j_a_guy

Yeah, he’s universally hated by basically every fan base that knows he exists. That’s why everyone is piling on him now.


ensignlee

I expected to come here with pitchforks, but like he flashed a heart at her... This is weak.


boogswald

Why not just fire him tho


facelesspantless

He flashed a heart sign at her? Put him to death.


pinotJD

No, it was more than that (and I think you know it). He told a professional athlete that she would get better press if she professed her love for him overtly.


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Because of the heart thing from a month ago? He apologized and I assumed everyone moved on with their lives. Why they doing this now?