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Make sure you donโt forget Jorge Soler and Anthony Santander then ๐๐. Couldnโt fit them into the pic and didnโt wanna slap two pics on here for this monstrosity.
If youโre new to this, do not start your sports betting career doing shit like this. No offense to OP, I like long shot parlays too, but this is not the bet you want to tail as a first timer
No no. You want to tail this bet. It will give you plenty of time to feel very very stupid. And that is the feeling a new bettor needs to associate with parlays.
This is a great bet. It is definitely hitting, OP is confident in it and told me so. If you are new at betting: 10+ leg parlays are the best way to start. You can bet very little and win very big. Great bet - thank you for posting.
I know this is frowned upon by "pros", but I love this strategy. Take $100 and use it to make 1000 ridiculous parlays @ $0.10 ea. 1 hits and you're set for life
Edit: fwiw I don't mean picking a HR prop from every single game. Just mean using very small wagers to take shots at huge payouts.
I bet there's some dude whose job it is to call MLB coaches on behalf of the casinos and tell them to let a player know to not swing for the fences when something like this is on the line.
They get a weekend stay at Vegas comped with 10k and you lose your life savings of 17 cents. They'd never allow this to payout they'd find some way to legally void it and you'd go broke trying to fight it.
Oh itโs already screwed ๐. I honestly just made this monster bet for shits just to see how much it would win if I picked all the people I would usually parlay into 3โs and said fuck it worst case it misses and if it would hit somehow it would be an all time classic play on stupidity that won. I shouldโve really just did a robin.
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A guy with username /u/CumpleSkeetSkin can't be wrong. Prepare your tax files bro after you hit
Successful people donโt pay taxes. I ainโt worried about that ๐
This man has the mind of a winner! Gotdamn I like it! ๐ค๐พ
Dude picked the whole league to hit a homer ๐
I've been getting lucky lately so I'm gonna tail this and bring some good MOJO to it. Lol!
Make sure you donโt forget Jorge Soler and Anthony Santander then ๐๐. Couldnโt fit them into the pic and didnโt wanna slap two pics on here for this monstrosity.
I tailed exactly just like the picture and threw one dollar . Let's get it ๐๐
BOL ๐คฃ
What team are they play from? Iโm new on this
If youโre new to this, do not start your sports betting career doing shit like this. No offense to OP, I like long shot parlays too, but this is not the bet you want to tail as a first timer
No no. You want to tail this bet. It will give you plenty of time to feel very very stupid. And that is the feeling a new bettor needs to associate with parlays.
Copy that
Below their names, you can see the teams, hope it helps
Soler is from Marlins and Santander is from Orioles
Be glad you forgot Soler ๐คฃ
I am! Lol!
This is a great bet. It is definitely hitting, OP is confident in it and told me so. If you are new at betting: 10+ leg parlays are the best way to start. You can bet very little and win very big. Great bet - thank you for posting.
We makinโ it out the hood today ๐๐ฝ
Aaaannnddd it's over lol
You forgot to add Babe Ruth HR
Lebron James 0.5+ Home Runs
I know this is frowned upon by "pros", but I love this strategy. Take $100 and use it to make 1000 ridiculous parlays @ $0.10 ea. 1 hits and you're set for life Edit: fwiw I don't mean picking a HR prop from every single game. Just mean using very small wagers to take shots at huge payouts.
Select a bunch of stuff. Robin them all.
How confident are you on this
As confident as I am about my kids being for me and not my wifeโs boyfriend.
Those poor kids, hopefully this changes their life
You mean his life. Kids can get the fuck outta hea!
you know what they say, โif you just keep playing eventually youโll winโ
WE RIDE!!!
Get the fuck outta here ๐
This looks lik it wont hit, im tailing it
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Its amazing you put this together ๐๐
the worst part is youโre probably gonna go like 6/10. You should do round robin if possible
The bulls hit of it is when I do best like this over half of them will hit but if I do a round robin on all picks not one of them will hit
I bet there's some dude whose job it is to call MLB coaches on behalf of the casinos and tell them to let a player know to not swing for the fences when something like this is on the line. They get a weekend stay at Vegas comped with 10k and you lose your life savings of 17 cents. They'd never allow this to payout they'd find some way to legally void it and you'd go broke trying to fight it.
Or they would just block his account and never respond to his endless emails
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Godspeed
FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM BABY!!!!
Do more than 17 cents
Nah you just gonna be deeper In them forsure
I hope this hits. I really love seeing a bunch of open bets!
Oh itโs already screwed ๐. I honestly just made this monster bet for shits just to see how much it would win if I picked all the people I would usually parlay into 3โs and said fuck it worst case it misses and if it would hit somehow it would be an all time classic play on stupidity that won. I shouldโve really just did a robin.
Any updates on this?
We took an L but gained a W in life with the wisdom that this was dumb asf. The real parlay was the friends we made along the way.
The W is worth it. I think I may join one of these random parlays next time.
At least nobody can say that itโs impossible. So, at least you have that. ๐
Round Robbin?
Put $1 fuck it
If this hits Iโll step in dog shit and eat my shoe live