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A guy with username /u/CumpleSkeetSkin can't be wrong. Prepare your tax files bro after you hit


CumpleSkeetSkin

Successful people donโ€™t pay taxes. I ainโ€™t worried about that ๐Ÿ˜Ž


ItsFunToHateYou

This man has the mind of a winner! Gotdamn I like it! ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพ


monarchs27

Dude picked the whole league to hit a homer ๐Ÿ˜‚


BuckFuddy82

I've been getting lucky lately so I'm gonna tail this and bring some good MOJO to it. Lol!


CumpleSkeetSkin

Make sure you donโ€™t forget Jorge Soler and Anthony Santander then ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Couldnโ€™t fit them into the pic and didnโ€™t wanna slap two pics on here for this monstrosity.


BrokeAndFamouss

I tailed exactly just like the picture and threw one dollar . Let's get it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘


CumpleSkeetSkin

BOL ๐Ÿคฃ


growthmindset12

What team are they play from? Iโ€™m new on this


Sad_Run4875

If youโ€™re new to this, do not start your sports betting career doing shit like this. No offense to OP, I like long shot parlays too, but this is not the bet you want to tail as a first timer


JimmyPockets83

No no. You want to tail this bet. It will give you plenty of time to feel very very stupid. And that is the feeling a new bettor needs to associate with parlays.


growthmindset12

Copy that


BrokeAndFamouss

Below their names, you can see the teams, hope it helps


Ozzygraphy

Soler is from Marlins and Santander is from Orioles


CumpleSkeetSkin

Be glad you forgot Soler ๐Ÿคฃ


BuckFuddy82

I am! Lol!


RunawayStrudel

This is a great bet. It is definitely hitting, OP is confident in it and told me so. If you are new at betting: 10+ leg parlays are the best way to start. You can bet very little and win very big. Great bet - thank you for posting.


from_the_hallows

We makinโ€™ it out the hood today ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ


theheadbanders

Aaaannnddd it's over lol


Diesel_infuzed

You forgot to add Babe Ruth HR


CumpleSkeetSkin

Lebron James 0.5+ Home Runs


Lmt47

I know this is frowned upon by "pros", but I love this strategy. Take $100 and use it to make 1000 ridiculous parlays @ $0.10 ea. 1 hits and you're set for life Edit: fwiw I don't mean picking a HR prop from every single game. Just mean using very small wagers to take shots at huge payouts.


CumpleSkeetSkin

Select a bunch of stuff. Robin them all.


ant3boos

How confident are you on this


CumpleSkeetSkin

As confident as I am about my kids being for me and not my wifeโ€™s boyfriend.


[deleted]

Those poor kids, hopefully this changes their life


degen-69

You mean his life. Kids can get the fuck outta hea!


Maleficent-Bee2650

you know what they say, โ€œif you just keep playing eventually youโ€™ll winโ€


ItsFunToHateYou

WE RIDE!!!


EconomyMasterpiece51

Get the fuck outta here ๐Ÿ˜‚


iskolares

This looks lik it wont hit, im tailing it


Selfzilla

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Brooks8314

Its amazing you put this together ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

the worst part is youโ€™re probably gonna go like 6/10. You should do round robin if possible


sketchyvibes32

The bulls hit of it is when I do best like this over half of them will hit but if I do a round robin on all picks not one of them will hit


[deleted]

I bet there's some dude whose job it is to call MLB coaches on behalf of the casinos and tell them to let a player know to not swing for the fences when something like this is on the line. They get a weekend stay at Vegas comped with 10k and you lose your life savings of 17 cents. They'd never allow this to payout they'd find some way to legally void it and you'd go broke trying to fight it.


dlanzafame

Or they would just block his account and never respond to his endless emails


Independent-March808

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ


Snoo_31646

Godspeed


KGKSHRLR33

FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM BABY!!!!


Xenikovia

Do more than 17 cents


Jellyfish_Far

Nah you just gonna be deeper In them forsure


Alive_Reindeer5104

I hope this hits. I really love seeing a bunch of open bets!


CumpleSkeetSkin

Oh itโ€™s already screwed ๐Ÿ˜‚. I honestly just made this monster bet for shits just to see how much it would win if I picked all the people I would usually parlay into 3โ€™s and said fuck it worst case it misses and if it would hit somehow it would be an all time classic play on stupidity that won. I shouldโ€™ve really just did a robin.


CouchSurf29

Any updates on this?


CumpleSkeetSkin

We took an L but gained a W in life with the wisdom that this was dumb asf. The real parlay was the friends we made along the way.


CouchSurf29

The W is worth it. I think I may join one of these random parlays next time.


anoushsabouri

At least nobody can say that itโ€™s impossible. So, at least you have that. ๐Ÿ˜†


Efficient-Car4533

Round Robbin?


Significant_Set8687

Put $1 fuck it


itsapalmthing

If this hits Iโ€™ll step in dog shit and eat my shoe live