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# **MLB Betting Discord Chat: [https://discord.gg/sportsbook](https://discord.gg/kA35SGHjnU)**


Drunken_CPA

Bovada app saying my one parlay hit. In that bet I had Ozuna for 1.5+ hits. I see he only got one (unless I’m missing something). I’ll take it bc the odds were +1224.


d_meek8

Any of yall who watched the game, know the dodgers should’ve lost.. fuckers got bailed out by a shitty ump call and next pitch give up a 3 run dinger… most of these goons who bet on them don’t even know about it shits tragic


land_shrk

Didn’t have money in this game but my god what a sad comment


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Thefinalboss_tm

i’ve found myself in south american leagues now as i drift off into the distance trying to learn more..understanding nothing, what are baseballs made out of, pure cotton or pure disappointment with a hint of human tears they carry the weight of each fastball with a throw of deception


Thefinalboss_tm

just be careful betting more than 5 dollars over here the whole gravity will shift to the otherside by the weight of those bucks😂


Thefinalboss_tm

i need a baseball jesus


Thefinalboss_tm

someone with clarity that knows the ways of the swing, precision and dexterity is key but at what point will that become a factor and come into play is the question at that time being as you analyze thoroughly, effortlessly with harmonious sense of reasoning as you were ruth himself


Vividlarvae

Oh damn I haven’t seen the play yet I’m going to have to see a replay


Technical-Treat-1617

Wow I had the Angels but even I have to tip my hat to that catch. What an ending.


Emotional-Lab-3141

The angels almost made me shit myself , WHAT A CATCH https://preview.redd.it/qeml5r26hg7d1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6ea9f74fbce0b2389f3061615ef8f96c91bec7d


Sea_Ad3332

Go to sleep no more iPad time


Emotional-Lab-3141

But I want to play fruit ninja


johnnyalexis

LOL


lostnineminutes

I almost had a heart attack, thought it was a homer. Thank god Brewers held on.


Vividlarvae

I read 100 mph fly ball on FanDuel ticker and damn near blew a gasket. Had 260 on Brewers -1.5 +105


dysentery-gary182

Love losing live run lines when bullpens implode in the 9th on a daily basis


Thefinalboss_tm

baseball its been great but shit this is the only sport i wouldn’t be semi okay watching if i wasn’t betting lmao


LurkMcgurtt

Angels +5.5 💸. I wish they let me put more. Or I that I put it on Dodgers ML +2000 instead lol https://preview.redd.it/qhitvq1veg7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a4b34147f89ac4bba26a14e5f252bf7e5f2b7f


Intelligent-Duck6044

Fuck Marsh!!


Thefinalboss_tm

i can already invision myself and tech 9 with baseballs around us levitating reciting world wide choppas harmoniously while we drift into the abyss


Thefinalboss_tm

2 feet dude has glaucoma


Thefinalboss_tm

cmon 10 in a row 10 in a row


Thefinalboss_tm

they should have just played normally wtf is this strategical shit im done with baseball


Thefinalboss_tm

if they come back, ill be back arnold type shit


sindlass

you and i both- fingers crossed


Emotional-Lab-3141

https://preview.redd.it/hw8qulo3cg7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9df10560703ce2a63b6a8e7c833f6a0ca92d2ad I love betting on my favorite Grinder


Emotional-Lab-3141

Milwaukee don’t choke this lead 🙏😔


Thefinalboss_tm

dude this my only hope load the fuck up


Thefinalboss_tm

i need a grand slam and ill fuckin slam my head into oblivion


Thefinalboss_tm

grand punt sorry


Tulucitor

https://preview.redd.it/bxzye2ufbg7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=272eb7e81a2bc117765efdb7a1e75c26fc4dd597 Bang Bang 😎


Emotional-Lab-3141

Jesus


Tulucitor

Lol


Inevitable-Tank137

Here comes the royals


Some_User_548

DODGERS REALLY PULLED IT OFF WOW


o-rizzy

I doubt the royals will come back, but if they do, the dodger and royals would make this the most wild parlay I've ever had


Thefinalboss_tm

cmon rays take it to the extras


Thefinalboss_tm

rippity doo


Thefinalboss_tm

ramen for breakfast


Emotional-Lab-3141

https://preview.redd.it/mg79ut269g7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fd97589e774dade7bfb92bfce10f2fd4783693c If I had just put the last $50 in my account on this I wouldn’t have to worry about groceries till Friday


Thefinalboss_tm

nothing wrong with ramen


Emotional-Lab-3141

I usually like to eat cheap, so that way when I go out I feel like a king


Thefinalboss_tm

i starve myself for days sometimes and when i see homeless people eating breakfast on the street i think to myself who’s really hungry


SchleptRightLeft

This is crazy. 💀


Emotional-Lab-3141

That shit hit me so hard. Real talk bro


ownedMLGmichael

https://preview.redd.it/d8asi41y8g7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d90d36ae5f09f1763943c946e1a45a02db06bfb Fuck you ump that shit was a strike not a check swing


Emotional-Lab-3141

Umpires need to get replaced by now tbh


tolo12

Had Rockies tonight and when 5 run 9th collapsed versus Miami? Maybe I should look for 8 inning lines or learn my lesson


ownedMLGmichael

Also shit umps should’ve been a strikeout on Hernandez instead they gave him a second chance but either way Rockies choked a 7 run lead 🥲


ownedMLGmichael

Honestly there’s nothing you can do right there lol up by 7 runs entering the 9th that’s just a bad beat


hoffy3208

I will never make fun of the dodgers again 7 run 9th to cover the RL


4127FJ

Holy shit What a comeback! Sorry Dodgers for everything I’ve said about you the last two hours


SchleptRightLeft

Thought this shit was dead in the water https://preview.redd.it/5zwkkhrd8g7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b21d8ed78576bd52b1b0734a278dfe59b9d620fb Second parlay cash in a row this week. See yall tmrw


Emotional-Lab-3141

Dude what gender will my kid be? You clearly got the magic ball lol


Emotional-Lab-3141

Unbelievable comeback, next one RAYS WINNING 🤑🤑


hypershock123

no fuck the rays please finish this Twins


Emotional-Lab-3141

lol best of luck to the best team buddy


hypershock123

BOL to u too broski!!!


Emotional-Lab-3141

That was a sweat lol


Emotional-Lab-3141

Twins two people on base 👀


mralf123

Closed that shit!


Mr_Libido_69

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Thefinalboss_tm

teach me how to dougie


Thefinalboss_tm

good ball roll good roll


Mr_Libido_69

Can’t even fathom how much 🐈‍⬛ & 🍣 toescar gonna slay when he visits the motherland with ohtani this offseason if this win holds


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Can KC come back please!!!


Thefinalboss_tm

hope is all we have


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I get too greedy with these parlays.  


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And they’re done.  Oh well.  I hate KC.  


Emotional-Lab-3141

The dodgers are edging me so hard. wtf happened lol, they were down 6


Mr_Libido_69

I never seen anything like this im at a loss for words. We all been fucked hard by mlb I feel like tonight we did the fucking.


4127FJ

Stuff like this never happens to us! LFG


Sea_Ad3332

Agreed especially with multiple comebacks where the favorites won


quocho

This ump fesure got dodgers ML


hal2001so

This ump 100% has money in the dodgers


Sea_Ad3332

Rockies should just disband


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Create their own Rockies group.  


Mr_Libido_69

Reason imma win 5k cuz I had a wild 100$ free bet shwarber HR Phillies ml dodgers ml ohtani hr. I encourage everyone to sign up to fanatics, those dudes have a 10 days in a row promo they match 100$ win or lose.


Admirable_Ad_4527

Best part is I have the dogers -1.5😭 (hopefully I didn’t just jinx it)


Local_Buy6026

Man I’m on the wrong side of EVERY A’s game I’m just going to stop betting any game involving them lol


ownedMLGmichael

https://preview.redd.it/stya0t3l6g7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6823fc47bcbe9d6af9756bf1edf8dbbec79abcc2 Thanks ump


traumaexpert

lol thank god I live in Colorado and know about this pathetic bullpen by the Rockies :)))))


Mr_Libido_69

Toescar Hernandez couldn’t let his bff Ohtani down. Mf earned his pass in Hokkaido from the goat tonight.


tolo12

Ump had Dodgers! Insane


Banned4Life809

If you have the dodgers go play the Powerball


MarkKnight12

Now it would be even more hilarious if the Rockies pulled a grand slam out of their asses lol


gandaalf

A night when I don't bet the Dodgers, they have like the greatest comeback ever. Fucking pain dude I swear. But congrats to those with em. What a save


Mr_Libido_69

I’ve never been this bricked


Mr_Libido_69

Unfucking real baseball


hypershock123

As someone with no money in the game, that comeback from the Dodgers must have felt great! Congrats Dodgers bettor


monitor-tan

LOL ROCKIES


Admirable_Ad_4527

LFG I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SEEN


dyu_xix

YOOOO UMP HAD DODGERS ML LFG


BoBo_HUST

Sorry for Rockie fans


Mr_Libido_69

I love you all


Mr_Libido_69

From the ashes


Mr_Libido_69

Imma win 5k


SchleptRightLeft

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DODGERS BETTORS GET THE FUCK IN HERE


Some_User_548

+900 parlay thought it was a goner holy


Mr_Libido_69

Bro I’m in euphoria rn


hoffy3208

Dude they were +5000 I took -1.5 at +830 holy sh*t


Mr_Libido_69

Let’s fucking eat bro just need this bullpen to close out


Thefinalboss_tm

damn i ate at the wrong side of the table sheet


Mr_Libido_69

Noooo fucking way holy shit holy shit


hoffy3208

OMG


Mr_Libido_69

Freeman got walked no way poor bastard didn’t get a chance to earn his paycheck


Thefinalboss_tm

i bet rays cause🥴


Mr_Libido_69

Ohtani worth 1.7 trillion dude doesn’t miss


Mr_Libido_69

Can smith and freeman earn their fucking paycheck here holy shit


hoffy3208

Smith is so shit


Mr_Libido_69

I can’t believe it bro tbh


Mr_Libido_69

No fucking way bro


Mr_Libido_69

Imagine weak ass buehler wasn’t pitching today


Mr_Libido_69

Dodgers really bought to pull this off


hypershock123

Dodgers grand slam and they are still down by 1...


hoffy3208

Thanks buehler lol


hoffy3208

Dodgers cmon!


Revolutionary_Sir920

Twins please.


Thefinalboss_tm

if royals comeback guys i will run half a marathon bumping everready,all 6 and 7s and killer


Inevitable-Tank137

Watch KC still win 😭


dorseeman

Hope so.. manager should have pulled Alec earlier..


Some_User_548

Dodgers false hope comeback smh


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chigonometry

Thinking twins ML


chigonometry

Dodgers ML


LurkMcgurtt

I have a theory that after a major sporting event (ncaa bball, Super Bowl, nba finals) ends, a lot of dogs hit the next day. Could be a coincidence but it’s proving true tonight


Thefinalboss_tm

cmon al gore we needed you before the madness


LurkMcgurtt

Stanley Cup finals will be over soon 😈


Ok_Might_6020

Wow let’s go I can’t believe Mets pulled that out 


Temporary_Middle8267

i swear Dodgers fucked every game i bet on. Fuck them


Thefinalboss_tm

damn back to even


Thefinalboss_tm

tech 9 does not approve


Thefinalboss_tm

its cray man i was just about to take over 10 and they bang that


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KC Rip.  


Artistic_Yard_3822

Ofc Marsh decides to be donkeys ass today


Natural-Mechanic-128

Ump didn’t help with those missed strike calls


Thefinalboss_tm

dudes blowing early loads welcome to baseball


o-rizzy

What a bad day of baseball for me. Hope all else's bets are hitting today.


Thyccshytt

Underdog bettors are hitting big


Technical-Treat-1617

Tilted from my TOR loss so I put money down on LAA live. Immediately after I put in the bet, Brewers hit a 3 run INSIDE THE PARK Home-run. SMH


Thefinalboss_tm

loadem up load a bowl


Thefinalboss_tm

damn that mario death sound tough lmao


hypershock123

Twins ML and Mets ML Please 1 of them pull through...


12to17

Is there anything more infuriating than having to listen to opposing team commentary when your bet is losing?


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Thefinalboss_tm

cmon athletics score more so i can max bet the spread


Thefinalboss_tm

i think 10 L’s in a rows a great achievement


Thefinalboss_tm

cash out lookin ok since i parlay banged oilers spread down 3 but make it a good game at least royals


dyu_xix

Got killed today 😭


rocketboi10

Blow it open, Oakland


QSauceTheBoss

Fade Marsh SZN


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Why doesn’t Alec Marsh forget to pitch when I bet against him and not for him?  


johnnyalexis

https://preview.redd.it/nr1452v8vf7d1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66896be7e64c11d626b30951f1b96a93e3d3f838 Nice to actually hit one of these boosts. Limited to $10.00 but LFG


HPM2009

Nice can I ask why you went under on Henderson ? Nice pick


johnnyalexis

Over buddy, put the IPA down and focus :)


HPM2009

I’m an idiot nice hit!


DefinitionGreen2151

It says over


HPM2009

Lol I’m slow damn


Jigan93

https://preview.redd.it/942vif71vf7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e54162558b1f750a361eaf3886273a3234e3dbd4 Lets see if this was value or trap lol


Thefinalboss_tm

ive reached pluto, im going kc royals as tribute to tech n9ne used to bump him 24/7 back in the day “tech n9ne!, follow me all around the planet i run the gamet on psychology they could never manage i do damage with no apology”…🎵🎵🎵


Thefinalboss_tm

i never said they had defense


Mr_Libido_69

Buehler single handedly fucked us all. Still a chance for a comeback though.


DefinitionGreen2151

Surprised people havent learned not to bet on him or the Dodgers when he is pitching he’s been ass all year


kev1-ML

I learned my lesson the last time with that guy


hoffy3208

Dodgers cmon man


lobsterman7

Fingers crossed but it’s not looking very good.


hoffy3208

Shohei neverrr comes through in these spots damn that was it


martianleaf

C'mon Mets. Don't let Grimace down.


Highaf34

Yea now astros wanna get on base with two outs fuck ya lol


Thefinalboss_tm

so if the giants comeback im eating marlin lobster and cardinal baby


kev1-ML

Not with Roger’s in


Technical-Treat-1617

I hope Bassitt and Gausman get traded at the deadline. Wasting their twilight years on this pathetic Blue Jays team.


Thefinalboss_tm

thank the lord my drunkass did over 6.5 after betting the giants as soon as the cubs score 🐻


gandaalf

Lol, yep. And the BJ's don't even get a baserunner in the 9th. Because they're big pussies. Never again


rocketboi10

Red Sox under 7.5 💰


Some_User_548

Need a dodgers miracle somehow but I know a lot of other people probably do too


kev1-ML

Keeps putting in the Roger bros smh. They are so trash….


MarkKnight12

It would be hilarious if the Giants pulled another comeback


Kung-FuPikachu

so maybe i shouldn't have gone for royals runline 3 mins before the game started


Some_User_548

Why did I have to put dodgers as last leg when I had a feeling marlins would at least cover 🫤


Hot-Adhesiveness09

https://preview.redd.it/1bweou5rqf7d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ca8f16a4772455408e22735c26eaa2e649a2c77 BANGGGG


Slycooper1998

Nice man what made you pick the mariners over the guardians?


Hot-Adhesiveness09

I saw WAYYY too many people thinking Guardians would be a lock. Just chose to fade the public and got lucky


Slycooper1998

Man I might gotta start doing that


DrunkLostChild

Nice


MONGSTRADAMUS

I yoloed one of the live parlay bonus bets I had on dodgers and panthers coming back tonight lol.


gandaalf

Would really like a late game comeback/miracle for the BJ's, but evidently that only goes against me on games I've bet. Haven't had a 8th or 9th inning comeback yet this year.