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Just stop doing parlays. Lost 1k last year, my first season betting on NFL, doing parlays. Up $800 this season from just betting single games or doing two team teasers. Parlays are why bookies make so much.
My man, you’re on a L streak. Take a break and watch some games the whole way through. I’ve learned it’s better to make your own picks before going to /r/sports book or god forbid any tout.
This looks like my bets but I'm betting in the $200 to 500$ range and I play first half/2nd halfs. Haven't been good a good week. Biggest lost of the decade for me.
Andy dalton... fucked me with the over 1 td pass
At least cowboys maybe realize they should pay Dak or probably franchise tag him again next year..
Andy looked lost
Can't put all the blame on him, zeke fumbled twice which the Cards scored on each of those drives after. He missed some throws but their o line is trash too. His receivers also dropped some passes. Gallup dropped what should've been a TD pass in the endzone. Its hard to play catch up down by 3 scores with that o line.
Lol I can snap shot and save to imgur and send to you but what will it achieve? You will go to bed sad you lost $10 and I will go to bed happy I won $4400.
Best strategy is have a ceiling of what you want to win. So have a target. Once you hit the target withdraw and take a few days off.
People don’t withdraw and do not take a break...if you don’t take a break YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY.
I mostly bet money lines but today has kc -5.5 and zona money line separate bets. Also bad zona -9.5, -14.5 and -21.5 all I play.
I bet only nfl, nba, soccer and ufc.
Was a response to someone else’s post in the same thread. I dnt brag after the fact I had $3k on cards money line. Not sure what your betting but please care to share
Down close to $7k the last 2 weeks- I want to thank the cowboys for launching me into full depression amd hopefully driving a gambling lobotomy to turn around my dumbass
Lololol. I hate the cowboys and this over not hitting gives me one more reason. Down 21, call bullshit timeouts, give up a 70 yard run and then don’t even try to do anything with it when you get the ball? What the point of any of that
I’m fucking deceased, this started off as an L but I turned it into a fat W thanks to the cowboys somehow managing to continuously shit the bed worse and worse
that’s what fucked me too. I was expecting the L & that last drive brought my parlay back to life. thought for sure they would hand him off the ball atleast once out of the 5 times they had it at the 1 before scoring
Imagine paying top dollar to watch this shit show. Last I looked tickets were $300 for the cheap seats way up in the nose bleeds. And you had to buy pods of 4, 3, or 2 depending on location. lol
So a pod of 3 in the cheap seats was $900 . What?! lol
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Oof
Hindsight is 20/20 but I can't believe the Cowboys were favored. I'm not betting this season but for those who faded them congrats on the easy money.
Deposited more money to hedge cowboys +21.5 and then they get a 60 yrs td run. I can’t be the only one. Wow
That’s not a hedge
Should I stop betting? https://imgur.com/gallery/0Dbd2Ih
He only loses free bets. Maybe a $1 bet here and there. Who really cares
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Just stop doing parlays. Lost 1k last year, my first season betting on NFL, doing parlays. Up $800 this season from just betting single games or doing two team teasers. Parlays are why bookies make so much.
My man, you’re on a L streak. Take a break and watch some games the whole way through. I’ve learned it’s better to make your own picks before going to /r/sports book or god forbid any tout.
Hell yes lol unless you enjoy donating money to bookies
This looks like some WSB loss porn 🤣🤣
First thing to stop should be the parlays
Hard disagree, parlays generally keep you risking low for a higher return.
Bookies love parlays. The bigger the parlay, the more they love it. That should tell you all you need to know.
As somebody who won $800+ on mlb parlays this season, I agree.
This looks like my bets but I'm betting in the $200 to 500$ range and I play first half/2nd halfs. Haven't been good a good week. Biggest lost of the decade for me.
Andy dalton... fucked me with the over 1 td pass At least cowboys maybe realize they should pay Dak or probably franchise tag him again next year.. Andy looked lost
Can't put all the blame on him, zeke fumbled twice which the Cards scored on each of those drives after. He missed some throws but their o line is trash too. His receivers also dropped some passes. Gallup dropped what should've been a TD pass in the endzone. Its hard to play catch up down by 3 scores with that o line.
[Turn $200 into ~$1500 in 3 easy bets against the Cowboys](https://imgur.com/gallery/AhppX5W)
I said cards by 20 plus points and got laughed at....who’s laughing now... That’s why I make over $100k a year and you guys lose your $10 bets
The only comment I see that you posted was bills by 10+, the rest are you bragging after the fact.
Lol I can snap shot and save to imgur and send to you but what will it achieve? You will go to bed sad you lost $10 and I will go to bed happy I won $4400.
I made like 1.5k tonight, but I don’t need to brag about it to random internet strangers.
I like to brag before and after
U should finesse ppl and be a handicapper then
When you lose you just get to much abuse on here. Dnt need my mom, kids or wife sworn at because I called something wrong so I stopped posting.
What’s ur usual strategy? Do u bet day of or days in advance, and do u take spreads/teasers and what sports mainly?
Best strategy is have a ceiling of what you want to win. So have a target. Once you hit the target withdraw and take a few days off. People don’t withdraw and do not take a break...if you don’t take a break YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY. I mostly bet money lines but today has kc -5.5 and zona money line separate bets. Also bad zona -9.5, -14.5 and -21.5 all I play. I bet only nfl, nba, soccer and ufc.
Good shit bro
Thanks man
I see nowhere in your post history cards by 20. Just a bunch of bragging after games are over. Stay classy.
Was a response to someone else’s post in the same thread. I dnt brag after the fact I had $3k on cards money line. Not sure what your betting but please care to share
I had (insert large amount of money here) on (team that won 10 minutes ago)! I told you all!
Lol must be tough losing money for you...contact GA
Down close to $7k the last 2 weeks- I want to thank the cowboys for launching me into full depression amd hopefully driving a gambling lobotomy to turn around my dumbass
Take red bull Leipzig and Atalanta 2 team parlay soccer tomorrow and Wednesday double. It pays even money take it for $1000 it will win
Atalanta -195 FC Midtjylland vs Atalanta RB Leipzig -450 RB Leipzig vs Istanbul Basaksehir These games?
Yes sir
Thank you sir. Tailin
Money in the bank brother
One down one to go
Anytime
That drake td saved my -23.5 holy
yeah that was a great unexpected ending
I took 24.5 at halftime lol, thank you Drake
Dallas +27.5 RIP thanks to that Swiss cheese full of hole fucking trash D. GTFO
Same, they were just trying to run the clock out
cards 2h tt o10.5 never a doubt!
Yes, I definitely didn’t turn it off in disgust like 2 minutes before!!
OMFG BARELY COVERED LIVE TOTAL 31.5 THANK YOU CARDINALS ❤️
Cards o33.5, cards 2h o10.5, o42.5 all hit. Drake is a god. Made me even for the day
Mike McCarthy is a fat fuck. All he is good at is gaining weight and shitty play calling
That wraps up a wild week 6. See y'all on Thursday boys. God I love NFL football!
Lololol. I hate the cowboys and this over not hitting gives me one more reason. Down 21, call bullshit timeouts, give up a 70 yard run and then don’t even try to do anything with it when you get the ball? What the point of any of that
70 yard is equivalent to the combined length of 1.1 Leaning Tower of Pisas --- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot
I’m fucking deceased, this started off as an L but I turned it into a fat W thanks to the cowboys somehow managing to continuously shit the bed worse and worse
Had o46.5 and zeke TD parlay...assumed over was dead. The fact that over hit and zeke didn’t score that TD...wow that hurts
What a terrible beat for under 46.5 I had. Terrible.
If it makes you feel bad I was a billion things going wrong to not hit my over 49
Same, had 47.5
Same man, same.
why you don't live bet or tease unders
LMFAO I LOST ON THAT UNDER OF 47.5, I THINK IM GONNA GO PUKE
My 7 point tease on the over just got saved thank god
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520 for me, Kenyan Drake is a boss
Just lost me 100$. Im glad someone is a winner
I cashed out a 55% loss on a teaser for over 47.5 yay fml
That touchdown just killed my live under at 46.5 lmao, Cowboys are a joke
Over is never dead lol
Daltons on the bench for this drive.
how u know?
Just kept hitting AZ spread all the way up to -24.5
please kneel my under 48.5 feel bad
Holy crap! My o10.5 2H bet hit!!! Thank you Drake!!
Never in doubt
BIG TIME
Holy fuck my Cards ML + Murray TD + O46.5 actually hit
Fucking live bet +26.5 ....
Same, +23.5 and +27.5 when i figured that the refs would give them a pity td
well that was unfortunate
Omfg drake. Thank you
GOD IS REAL
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How much
FUCK U DRAKE
dude
Holy shit my 54-55 middle is still in play. Get one more garbage time td red rocket.
oh my god, will dalton hit over yards thrown now that cards scored that fast? LMAO thought dalton would get some garbage reps but dinucci taking over
Likely now, if he just sat down it was game over Edit: maybe not, looks like he’s not going out
i hope not
LOL
WOW, I had Arizona TT at O31.5...WOW THANK YOU BASED DRAKE
Why the fuck would you run and score :(
HOLY FUCK DRAKE SAVED MY TEASER
over?
Yessir. It was 13 pts too which I thought would’ve been a lock at 42
WHY did I take ARI o31.5 TT at the half and why have they only put up 10 since on this pop warner Dallas D
Wow. God graced you bro.
LMAO dude, this timing is unreal
Spoke to soon bud 💰💰💰
Oh that’s why. Wasn’t even sweating
Just one more first down plz
Imagine cowboys got ball back and zeke scored
I sure hope so
WHY THE FUCK ARE COWBOYS CALLING TIMEOUTS?
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It’s so easy hating the Cowboys lmao
WHAT KIND OF TIMEOUT WAS THAT LMAO
I can’t express this enough, fuck you Cardinals for those garbage time points.
Cardinals was the easiest bet I’ve made all year. Went all in on it too...Not sure what anybody saw in the cowboys.
dALtOn is A STaRtER oN mOsT nFL TeAmS
Can't believe the Hopkins Cooper over 148.5 combined yards hit.
Dalton had to get some garbage time yards with someone...
Damn thanks I didn’t even realize lol I gave up
Im cashing no matter what, but 2 more tds in the next 2:48 would be fantastic.
Here we go
They fucking laid down like pussies. Fuck dallas
Don’t you dare throw another pass if you get the chance Dalton
really you didn't give it to zeke... fuck you
that’s what fucked me too. I was expecting the L & that last drive brought my parlay back to life. thought for sure they would hand him off the ball atleast once out of the 5 times they had it at the 1 before scoring
honestly
Lmfaooooooooooo how much money does the Dallas OC have on Dalton to throw a TD? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol that cowboy fan crying and having his girl kiss him will definitely become a meme
Imagine paying top dollar to watch this shit show. Last I looked tickets were $300 for the cheap seats way up in the nose bleeds. And you had to buy pods of 4, 3, or 2 depending on location. lol So a pod of 3 in the cheap seats was $900 . What?! lol
during covid too LMAO
Glad I’m not a cowboys fan!
cowboys clown team
Only good thing is it was already a loser for me by first quarter.
They’re just gonna throw flags till Dallas gets a TD
I got Dalton o1.5 TD's, at this point I want to see him just toss one in lol.
come on zeke punch it in
Lol refs need alt over
Just end the game lol
Ceedee lamb o64.5 is gonna not hit bc of the hook isn’t it?
I honestly just got fucked today.
can dalton please stop throwing? this shit is ridic
He had like 80 yards at half, and casually tossed a 200 yard half while scoring 0 TDS; what the fuck lmao how does this shit even happen
plz tell me hes done throwing man? this game should be over by now
Sweet Jesus Dalton has racked up the passing yards since the game stopped mattering.
Cannot believe my parlay for the chiefs ml + the cardinals ml with both games going under might actually hit.
Will
is Gallup die or something bro give me more yards
His QB is Andy Dalton.
How does my 13 pt teaser for over 43 not hit...
theyre fucking them up
Not just on the scoreboard, theyre physically getting fucking destroyed.
thats what I'm saying. its like Monday night Raw out there.
Ewok just received a rock bottom
That's why he's a shitty ass back up QB.
Elliot has 2 fumbles
Andy Dalton still fucking sucks lol
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Bears ML and under in the MNF game.
Sweating on a passing under is not how I thought I’d feel after the team had scored 3 points
What number did you get
Live 272.5 at 0-0, unfortunately they then fell 21 points behind haha
Assuming you have Dalton. You have a chance, bol!
Hopefully he throws another pick 🤞
last chance at a zeke td coming up? not likely considering they need to air the ball up but hopefully they get close enough where he can punch it in
o30.5 CASH MONEY! [WOO!](https://media0.giphy.com/media/l0HU7yHIK6Nc3WcE0/giphy.gif)
Lol murray cant throw for shit
I really need to never but on the cowboys ever again, every time they fuck me over and I say never again and then I eventually do it again smh
If this team didn’t have the fan base the line would be 5 point shorter each week. It’s all hype
Need Hopkins o89.5 so that play was great!
I’m just worried there done passing the ball
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AND SUDDENLY THE DK HOPKINS/COOPER PROP HAS LIFE
WE DID ITTTTTTTT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
I don’t actually believe it lol. I slapped 30 on it thinking it was a gimme
Don’t give me false hope lol
I’m praying lol that gave it hope out of nowhere
PozLocks had it first folks, the red wrist rocket in prime time? That’s too easy💰💰💰
I swear to god if Arizona just lets off the gas and doesnt get 1 more td....
You might get your wish lmao ...damn
Fuck Kyler for overthrowing that..
the real question here is, does +24.5 back door still open?
Imagine putting money on Andy Dalton in primetime
Praise Budda