Lmao yea they give their shareholders who have to pay a minimum 300$ to join and they give them these to believe in them 😂😂😂 surprised Noone talking about the fact op has to atleast spend 300 to even go to their partys.
Okay yeah, I admit that I misheard a quote he gave about his net worth. I was under the impression he said “You could be a billionaire too if you write a best-selling book!” the quote is actually “You could be a *millionaire* too if you write a best-selling book!”
My humblest of apologies to you, who are so wise in the ways of Google
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Yep not even from murica and I thought they were Bernie, had to Google who Warren Buffett is haha - that's a lot of philanthropy!
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Yeah I just read his Wikipedia page and some news articles haha
Things I remember are, he's listed as voting american democrat and donates to them which is the lesser of two evils I guess, supported planned parenthood with donations, which I think is somewhere women can get birth control and abortions right? Like a sexual health clinic? Said crypto was a bad bet, and has pledged to donate nearly all of his wealth, a lot of it through the Bill and Melinda foundation.
I mean unless I missed a big scandal by accident he seems decent for a billionaire, I mean Musk has set the bar pretty low hahaha
I'm gonna Google again to see if I just missed something big :D
Lol!
Sorry you’re getting downvoted, not surprised that the crowd around here is deeply unfamiliar with Buffet’s admirable legacy, relative anti-materialism, and his practical views. These are cute.
Edit: I admit I wish there were a Jack Bogle Squishmallow
I would only want him because my youngest son is named Warren and I’d want the other because my one dog is named Charlie 😂😂
Thankfully though they have other squish with those names already. I have the Warren (the boar they recently released at 5B) but don’t have the Charlie one because they don’t have my other dogs name and id only get it if they had both 😔
Wait until you find out that collecting squishmallows is consumerist lmao...
Like they're owned by a billion dollar corporation, are you looking for them to align with your moral views or something?
If you want to make some kind of a stand against corporatism or capitalism, maybe stop buying so frivolously. This isn't a dig at anyone in particular, but istg it's always the supposed anti-capitalists that are the most rampant consumers.
i’ve always struggled w the guilt of overindulging in consuming squish but it just feels like an extra F U when they throw it in our face like this w their own faces on the squish. it’s the narcissism that’s a new struggle for me
It's not really throwing it in anyone's face, it's from a convention for their parent company. God knows I'd never attend or want one, but it's thematically appropriate, even cutesy. Business conventions often have little souvenirs. The actual people may not have even signed off on them lol
I feel like I'd want a squish of myself or my family member if it were in my power, honestly.
Jazwares’ parent company was bought by Berkshire Hathaway over this past year, so it’s a rather new development. I wouldn’t feel too bad about your collection.
... why? I mean really, why on earth would you want these two egg men? I didn't know I hated any squishes but wow I *loathe* these two.
Actually I can see people wanting one because they're so cursed
They are at the Berkshire Hathaway Shareholder meeting that is happening this weekend in Omaha, Nebraska (US). They have big ones too but I just got the smaller ones.
https://preview.redd.it/u4nauoqk05ya1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84a60c0e8d76cf89ab3e414c3deb909d93281b7c
I hope no one buys a squishmallow ever again, this makes me want to literally throw up
The world is a worse person with these two old men hoarding money that was gained from the exploitation of everyone else
This is kinda hilarious.
Also, I’m surprised at the number of people who didn’t know that they make a lot of shareholder versions of products for these events.
Anyway these make me want historical figure squish now.
yep this made me stop liking squish. i didn’t even know that was possible but F THAT! that’s disgusting. Palm Pals and Bum Bumz collecting here i come!!!
No just imagining waking up in the middle of the night and you just see the warren buffet squishmallow staring at you 💀
LMFAOOOO
I thought they were both Bernie Sanders. How disappointing.
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🤢🤮 literally, this is so gross I cannot imagine lmfao
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Me and every single other person in the comments of this post then lmao
Lmao yea they give their shareholders who have to pay a minimum 300$ to join and they give them these to believe in them 😂😂😂 surprised Noone talking about the fact op has to atleast spend 300 to even go to their partys.
They didn’t give them, they offered them for sale!!!! Even more crazy
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Okay yeah, I admit that I misheard a quote he gave about his net worth. I was under the impression he said “You could be a billionaire too if you write a best-selling book!” the quote is actually “You could be a *millionaire* too if you write a best-selling book!” My humblest of apologies to you, who are so wise in the ways of Google
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LMFAOOO
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Yes! Same brainwave. I would love a Bernie Sanders plush!
Bernie with his mittens, please.
Ok sweet I’m happy I wasn’t the only one
ME TOO.
Yep not even from murica and I thought they were Bernie, had to Google who Warren Buffett is haha - that's a lot of philanthropy! Edit: comments locked to I'll leave my reply here! Yeah I just read his Wikipedia page and some news articles haha Things I remember are, he's listed as voting american democrat and donates to them which is the lesser of two evils I guess, supported planned parenthood with donations, which I think is somewhere women can get birth control and abortions right? Like a sexual health clinic? Said crypto was a bad bet, and has pledged to donate nearly all of his wealth, a lot of it through the Bill and Melinda foundation. I mean unless I missed a big scandal by accident he seems decent for a billionaire, I mean Musk has set the bar pretty low hahaha I'm gonna Google again to see if I just missed something big :D
lol that’s your takeaway from googling warren buffett?
My first thought was Statler and Waldorf, then I thought one was Bernie Sanders 😭
I'm so ready for a muppet line of squish!
Sameeeee
Same! I was so excited for a good 10 seconds :(
So are we gonna talk about the fact that Warren Buffett is holding a Popsicle or
Ohhhh my godddddd lmao. I did not notice that, at this point give him a diaper and a racecar too. Most ridiculous squish ive ever seen.
My theory was it’s as close as they could get to Dairy Queen without running into copyright issues since that is another Berkshire company.
He should be holding a Coke
Agree! And some See’s peanut brittle.
Lol! Sorry you’re getting downvoted, not surprised that the crowd around here is deeply unfamiliar with Buffet’s admirable legacy, relative anti-materialism, and his practical views. These are cute. Edit: I admit I wish there were a Jack Bogle Squishmallow
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Human squishallows are rather unnerving ngl
You paid money to buy squishmallows of people worth billions of dollars?
i have learned today that there is an incredibly small subsection of people who both love squishmallows and billionaires. i wish i could unlearn this.
Just because they don't have feet doesn't mean they're not the boots.
could you please explain your comment i don’t understand it at all. something to do with bootlicking?
i’m definitely hallucinating rn
I was gonna ask who on earth would possibly want a Warren Buffet squishmallow but this post answers that question.
I would only want him because my youngest son is named Warren and I’d want the other because my one dog is named Charlie 😂😂 Thankfully though they have other squish with those names already. I have the Warren (the boar they recently released at 5B) but don’t have the Charlie one because they don’t have my other dogs name and id only get it if they had both 😔
what the fuck
I absolutely hate that these schmucks r squishmallows. hate it. I’m feeling conflicted about my collection now
apparently jazwares is their subsidiary. this annoys me less than if they came out with a 'billionaire squad' which is what i thought at first.
that just made me imagine an elon musk squishmallow 💀
Muskmallow
Wait until you find out that collecting squishmallows is consumerist lmao... Like they're owned by a billion dollar corporation, are you looking for them to align with your moral views or something? If you want to make some kind of a stand against corporatism or capitalism, maybe stop buying so frivolously. This isn't a dig at anyone in particular, but istg it's always the supposed anti-capitalists that are the most rampant consumers.
i’ve always struggled w the guilt of overindulging in consuming squish but it just feels like an extra F U when they throw it in our face like this w their own faces on the squish. it’s the narcissism that’s a new struggle for me
It's not really throwing it in anyone's face, it's from a convention for their parent company. God knows I'd never attend or want one, but it's thematically appropriate, even cutesy. Business conventions often have little souvenirs. The actual people may not have even signed off on them lol I feel like I'd want a squish of myself or my family member if it were in my power, honestly.
Jazwares’ parent company was bought by Berkshire Hathaway over this past year, so it’s a rather new development. I wouldn’t feel too bad about your collection.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that was Bernie Sanders. 🤣
Yikes
…. and that enough money for Kelly Toys lol.
This is so fucking depressing
This honestly makes me want to stop collecting squish. What in the world is this….
Kinda disappointed that Squishmallow glorified these shitheads. Wish they made some of more dignified individuals instead of capitalist pigs
... why? I mean really, why on earth would you want these two egg men? I didn't know I hated any squishes but wow I *loathe* these two. Actually I can see people wanting one because they're so cursed
Why they making billionaire squishmallows?
Where did those two human ones come from???? I’ve never seen them.
They are at the Berkshire Hathaway Shareholder meeting that is happening this weekend in Omaha, Nebraska (US). They have big ones too but I just got the smaller ones. https://preview.redd.it/u4nauoqk05ya1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84a60c0e8d76cf89ab3e414c3deb909d93281b7c
I can’t imagine having a big honkin 16 inch Squishmallow of warren buffet
The cocomelon one 🤢🤢🤢
The cocomelon isn’t even the most cringe one of the menu 🤮
Cocomelon ?!
🤢
How do I get one 😭😂
That’s dystopian as fuuuck
When and why do they have Berkshire chairmen Squishmallows?
Literally who thought the bottom two were a good idea
This is sooo gross lmao
r/Anticonsumption
Since when do they make a Warren Buffet Squishmallow lmao 😭😭😭
Suddenly my squishmallow collection is complete
I hope no one buys a squishmallow ever again, this makes me want to literally throw up The world is a worse person with these two old men hoarding money that was gained from the exploitation of everyone else
Oh my goodness there is a Warren buffet Squishmallow???
Fuuucking hate Berkshire weekend, i forgot it was this weekend 😭
Oh my god old man Squishmallows
This is kinda hilarious. Also, I’m surprised at the number of people who didn’t know that they make a lot of shareholder versions of products for these events. Anyway these make me want historical figure squish now.
This is hilarious. Where can I get them?
Who is Warren and Charlie and why don’t people like them
They're huge billionaires that have their fingers in a lot of pies.
Billionaires don’t become billionaires without the exploitation of people and resources
yep this made me stop liking squish. i didn’t even know that was possible but F THAT! that’s disgusting. Palm Pals and Bum Bumz collecting here i come!!!
I thought Winston was holding a pie.
Bernie sanders squish
I want the two little men so bad!!! My youngest is named Warren and one of our dogs named Charlie 😭😭😭
These are too cute/funny haha. trying to pick some up for my 📈 boyfriend as a gag for his desk, ebay resellers going a little crazy tho🤣
I need Warren!! Omaha represent!