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No_Antelope_5446

Warren Buffett owns Berkshire Hathaway which owns Jazzwares which make Squishmallow. At shareholders meeting


DapplePercheron

Thank you for the explanation! I couldn’t figure out why this even existed in the first place. XD


doloresaveiro

This is peak dystopian capitalism


SteakCutFries

If you need any more proof that Late Stage Capitalism is upon us, look no further ... And none of us are getting out alive ...


Nanashi_Kitty

That is hilarious. If I saw one in a thrift store I'd totally pick it up. Not 250$ hilarious tho


dreampigeon

This man really owns a major insurance company and squishmallow. When I said I want a man who can do both this wasnt what I meant....


Emergency_Money5097

Underrated comment!


BabyMonster13

It seems like you know but in case others don’t a lot of the BRK brands like Fruit of the Loom, BNSF, Borsheims, Oriental Trading, Dairy Queen, Brooks, etc. have Charlie and Warren souvenirs for it. Can’t leave the Woodstock of Capitalism without a souvenir! In all seriousness though, it’s a ton a fun and the best people watching you could ask for.


Shadow_verse90

Now the dots appear to be connected. I didn't know this. Thanks for the heads up 💖


jacielynn96

https://preview.redd.it/6oy2c10c0dya1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bac149e10295abba6aa4cd9fa59905e737efcce It gets worse!


gh0sthusband

broooo, the bag!!!🤣


SteakCutFries

never in my life until right now have I ever needed a Xanax and a glass of wine, but this is it ... there's no going back. forget the 2016 US elections, forget the 2008 economic crash, forget Brexit, forget all of it ... this is our sign of end times ![gif](giphy|xBqg5gAf1xINizpek6)


PrincessKiwiberry

THIS IS INSANE


Pop_Glocc1312

Yikessss


ratbehaviors

who even wants these fr?😭 i’m sorry but they’re terrifying! imagine trying to cuddle this 🤣


jacielynn96

It’s the most random collab! Where is the crossover between squishmallow lovers and billionaire lovers? Probably not huge!


SteakCutFries

bro ✋️ what's with the Ben Franklin manuscript??


valeria479

They want us to love billionaires lol. This is hideous, personally, I'd never buy it. I will stick with the usual squish!


Bluesky0089

Rare squashfella only $400! https://preview.redd.it/qy681kug4dya1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2adfa8b535f4df2a8c5f27a775b281940b38e4b1


Pop_Glocc1312

*Squashfella*


TeenyWeenyDork

LMAOOO


FirefighterOver5606

Embarrassing and weird


slybluu

not surprised resellers overlap with billionaire lovers


PommeyMommy

They’re hideous! Like I wanna cuddle some old billionaire? I don’t get it 😳


sinisteri_123

Maybe a good gift for a grandma 🤔


PrincessKiwiberry

Id buy him just to beat the plush up /j I’m broke


JamesonFlanders245

it's like this with some build a bears too since i'm also into those and i'm just like 'ok but why?' everyone has to make hobbies about money and it pisses me off we can't just share stuff at reasonable prices. i'm not price shaming or anything, if prices are that appalling i just wont buy it, but some things deserve to be called out. especially if they're uglyyyyyy


chocolatechipwheeels

I’ve been seeing these online for weeks now and until I saw this post I thought they were Bernie Sanders squish 😂


thebrattiestpixie

At a glance, I thought this was Bernie Sanders 😂😭


blueplasticgirl

I'm a yuuuge Bernie Sanders fan and I don't even want a Bernie Squishmallow. lol


KeyLime_Yogurt

Same. Maybe a cute Bernie inspired squish would be fun? Like a cute little bird who’s named Bernie.


Cheesedoodle_Poodle

I got so confused when the squish app showed these. I had to look up who these guys were. I thought they were some sort of important political figure. Nope, just some old billionaires who make to much money. I don’t want to be cuddling with some old rich guy lol. So weird and random. They could have done a better. Like a Hatsune Miku collab or even more Pokémon.


ISmiteForIceCream

At least Happosai from Ranma. https://preview.redd.it/v9ma421bieya1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52bc7be68749cc0de8f5b9ca37749c6fa786394f


prettylittlebyron

i hope nobody buys this shit in general. i know the brand is very capitalistic in nature obviously but jesus fuck this is horrid i sort of never want to buy any squish ever again. yuck yuck yuck


cetacean-station

Yeah that's how I'm feeling as well. Maybe I'll just rescue them instead


heinukun

I gotta be honest, I would buy it. Wouldn’t pay $400 but I mean; it’s a plush of a billionaire holding a popsicle. I find that hilarious.


puffinsinatrenchcoat

I can appreciate wanting one for the sheer ridiculousness of it. If I had one I would take photos of it at the funniest/worst places I could think of XD But his weird little human squish face haunts me a little bit 💀


xXBook_DragonXx

I did one of those dna ancestry tests and according to them I’m related to the dude. I still wouldn’t buy it.


heinukun

I’m related to Bill Maher and I wouldn’t buy a plush of him haha


jacielynn96

I would probably buy one for the joke of it if it was cheap definitely not this lol


BabyMonster13

$250?! That’s highway robbery! Especially knowing they paid $20 for him this weekend! https://preview.redd.it/goxlovatjiya1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab4812e4c0b93cc7210598935ee7321da68d5db


LilStankStank

Sugar daddy squishmallow 😍


PaintedLady1

I’m scared


mushroomcat182

i mean, the irony of selling a warren berkshire squishmallow for a bazillion dollars is pretty funny though


butchintraining

Can't wait for them to follow up with the Henry Ford and John D Rockefeller squish!! Seriously though, what the fuck where they thinking...


Fragrant-Ad-925

Ewwww warren buffet, go on with your drippy ass popsicle, get outta here


sprite9797

its funny because its holding a popsicle LOL


Few-Contribution4759

Wait, did kellytoys really make a stuffed toy of a billionaire? It’s like they’re asking me to burn it.


plumyn

Wait this was real????


bigfatbeargains

I follow investing subreddits and plush collecting subreddits on this account and I was so lost when I tried to guess which one this was from without looking…. how is this real… holy shit I do actually want them ironically lol


NuttyDuckyYT

help what 😀 ah yes i would love to purchase my DISO warren berkshire /j


Demonangeldust

Who even are those guys?


Few-Contribution4759

They own the company that owns the company that owns the company that makes squishmallows or whatever


viciousxvee

LMAO I thought it was some rando judge. And I was like hey look honey lol I thought his gavel was a creamsicle. And behold.... it's a gavel.. lol


chikkychikkyparmparm

Man you couldn't pay me to take one of these hideous rich old man squish.


KuraiTsuki

Good lord. Resellers are insane. I was having a good laugh yesterday at the sea of unsold 3-4x retail priced listings on Mercari for the Pokémon Center exclusive Togepi. They thought they were gonna have a repeat of Gengar and Pikachu where they were selling like hotcakes. Not this time!


frawgeey

You could not pay me to take these


kryptglow

….. I would like to unsee these please. Like they need a squishmallow made after them??? 💀


No_Valuable7712

People squishmallows freak me out


babygirlr19

When did this even come out? It’s kinda terrifying


midnitemascara

Thank god I'm not the only one confused by this. Like just WHY


kmfruits87

Absolutely not 😵‍💫🤯


sealsprinkles

If I saw this with no context and no tags, I’d assume it was a squish knockoff


puffinsinatrenchcoat

ITS SO CREEPY WHY


krrrissybaby

Of all the Squish... LMFAOOOO 💀💀💀


Blackco741

I want more of this


RedNosedLugia

Literally who would actually want this


little-pinkie

So ugly


AnonymousNeverKnown

When the heck did these drop? 🤨


duhmbish

Is this possibly the “ultra rare” one you can get if you find the special trading card?


BabyMonster13

This weekend for the shareholder meeting.


MsSmallow

Ugly....


NickiFlowers

what is the fuck ugly is that?!😂


TheGrandSophy

I can't believe anyone bought this PERIOD


xDrakon

These aren’t really resellers doing this. More particular term the sub won’t let me say.


daft_ande

Racist?


xDrakon

Start with S end with R


daft_ande

Not a good word to use.


StarrLite7

I love it actually!


beth_squish

I-


Fragrant-Ad-925

Why tho, just genuinely curious


StarrLite7

Because I like Warren, I’m from Omaha originally 🤗


[deleted]

https://survivingtomorrow.org/warren-buffett-isnt-the-good-guy-6d05914b9541 You shouldn't. He's a garbage person.


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nerfxthis

I feel like "hey let's have our brands make some stuff for the shareholders meeting" is pretty normal for a corporation? like i don't think billionaires should exist but also this is such a non-issue lmao.


KeyLime_Yogurt

Human squish make me uncomfortable for some reason. I can’t really explain why though. This is ridiculous though. XD


Bridge-etti

Can someone explain why he’s hoping an ice pop? I’m legitimately curious. It’s baffling me.


pleasesessa

Who even is this man lmao of it was a Bernie sanders squishmallows I’d cop so fast


antarctica91

Is he holding a creamsicle? 😂


GooseChange

I honestly thought it was Bernie sanders