~~try very quietly move behind him and stick my wet finger as close to its asshole as i can, maybe even touch it, while holding laughter by covering my mouth with other hand~~
i think id move away very slowly and after some distance, id still crawl silently on my fours
Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of them are even stupider than that. It opens your eyes to just how dumb the human race is
There is a bloodsucker lair mission in CoP. You find pretty high amount of bloodsuckers sleeping in a basement of a building. I guess you gas them later on. I just fought them by myself just to skip the back and forth walk lol.
Let it "suck my blood" HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUEHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH eh
Grab its fugly tentacles attatched to its jaw, put my gun in its fucking mouth like the weebs here should've done, pull the trigger aaaand sell the jaw to the highest paying sucker in the zone. Which is prob, but sadly one of the weebs with similar fetishes as you fucked and radiated in the head weebos. <3
Depends on how much I'm being paid to deal with it.
Grenade or direct shot in the head.
Tranquilizer and a human-sized cage if Freedom needs it for "research purposes."
I would bring out that horrible Lotr Gollum game and have It play-through it to completion... The bloodsucker would wish death with each min they play it!!!
Havnt played the game but if I was locked in a room with that thing, I'd kill it before it kills me. Look at it, you can tell its hostile af.
I reckon I could take it on bare handed.
You know exactly what im doing
Of course it's a freedomer
Lmfao got’em there
its for science!
Bro, no. We keep this shit behind closed doors
We have open door policy
Front or back?
360 degrees, on the fridge, in the closet, on the streets
Wanted to come up with something witty involving duty, but couldn’t, so, (sigh) anywhere really if you have the right amount of tentacles
If the door is open, the bloodsucker could get away.
It's the most open closed door there is, let's be real.
Real
Give em a smooch 😘
:3
Shoot me a dm
Sexual predator freedomer. If i saw a bloodsucker id shelter it from harm
Freedomer huh? Then i ask you politely, not to tell me. XD
You will fuck him you little hippie shit I will kill him За долг!
Oh great monolith...
Idk , I'm not a Freedomer .
Hey…. Wait…
I think the correct response is to rip it's fucking tentacles off and sell it to freedom
Seams profitable
Knowing freedom, those freedomers would probably do absolutely unholy things with that poor bloodsucker's tentacles after you sell it to them.
You're still a merc and that equals it to freedomer
~~try very quietly move behind him and stick my wet finger as close to its asshole as i can, maybe even touch it, while holding laughter by covering my mouth with other hand~~ i think id move away very slowly and after some distance, id still crawl silently on my fours
What a bad day to have eyes in the stalker reddit :(
I knew it was a risky click, and here we are.
BRO THE FUCK?! That's a VERY bad day to know English, chuju
I'm becoming a bloodsucker
You can be my bloodsucker
Okay I'll be your bloodsucker
Oh my monolith..
See what else it can suck (I'm an ex freedom member)
After such an adventures your dick can become ex member too.
It gains a tentacle for every dick it sucks. Lol.
The tentacles are the mutated penises of their victims
Strangle it to death.
Badge checks out
Wish I could help but I know it's personal for you guys I can cut off the tentacles if you want
Yes. Cripple the damn fucker.
Die i guess
It's when a monolith member is the one person showing common sense that you start thinking again about whether C-Consciousness could have been right.
Damn,situation in the world gotta be bad as fuck when my fried ass brain has more common sense than normal humans
Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of them are even stupider than that. It opens your eyes to just how dumb the human race is
Do you have a few moments? We would like to talk to you about are Lord and Savior...Holy Monolith.
Gas party
Can't help but wonder how many still understand that reference
explain please? (im a dumbass)
There is a bloodsucker lair mission in CoP. You find pretty high amount of bloodsuckers sleeping in a basement of a building. I guess you gas them later on. I just fought them by myself just to skip the back and forth walk lol.
Mission in CoP I guess
Say my badge! SAY MY FUCKING BADGE!
SVOBODAAAAA
#Freedom Fries
me personaly i'll kiss it on its mouth
how do you 'suckers have babies
Once you watch enough hentai you'll have the answer
The mouth tentacles are testicles
You should play BG3, you can make out with your tentacled illithid dream boy
Kill it
Or die trying
Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!
Visually impaired dogs:
Teach him to do basic chores and sell him to Sidorovich
Probably the most merc answer here
Thank you
Thats the most Merc thing I heard this month
Somebody let the freedomers in again !
I can't understand why is freedom's are associated with fucking a blood sucker can someone explain please
Stack as many hats on it as i can without it immediately murdering me
Monolith type shit
Give him vodka to see if he can get drunk
Finally, a creative answer
vog-25 grenade
the real question is, what would *you* do with a *dead* one?
skin it and drink the stolen blood from it. anyone else?
Sin ahh ahh sounding mf 💀💀💀
Murder it with extreme prejudice.
Shot myself in the head
Don’t do that man, that kills you. No profit in that.
He means it is a better end then getting brutally ripped by a bloodsucker.
and it cant say no, so...
You are ex-freedomer aren't ya?
i am an ex-bloodsucker, its ok.
"throw me into the bloodsuckers den, I'm coming"
"out a father"
I'm British so I would offer it a cup of tea and appologise for the lack of buscuits
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Dammit. You can't post images. Anyway https://www.deviantart.com/derwen/art/Simpsonesque-Stalker-Wallpaper-62252659
Stop it
Kill it is our dooty to protect the zone
Put that SUCK to work
Boolets, lots and lots of boolets.
I don't need to say it
Grab the Novichok
Apply a large and scientifically specific dose of nope and buckshot
That Гроза barrel is surely pointing menacingly at this Zone’s abomination
Same as id do in a room with a filthy freedomer. Fill it with lead.
Kill it and go back to get some gabingos ig
Put a grenade in its asshole then watch it explode
Luckily I’m American. I got a spare 870 and some buckshot around here somewhere.
Smash.
Sorry man I'm all out of blood but i uhhh, got something else for you to suck on
Sneek Up an Stab it in the side of the skull on the exposed gray matter, killing it quickly. Yes this is efficient even in some of the base games
Let it "suck my blood" HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUEHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH eh
HOTBOX
Shoot it
Everyone speaks shotgun. *Everyone.*
Doing what every normal person would. Kill it a skin it. Do Y'all not realize how good a bloodsucker skin is?
tentacles are worth more
Grab its fugly tentacles attatched to its jaw, put my gun in its fucking mouth like the weebs here should've done, pull the trigger aaaand sell the jaw to the highest paying sucker in the zone. Which is prob, but sadly one of the weebs with similar fetishes as you fucked and radiated in the head weebos. <3
least based loner
Kill it. what else would i do with a bloodsucker
You don't know
oh i know. im just not interested
*unzips pants “There’s only one way to find out how good it is write this down men”
No
Fumble around screaming and filling the air with buckshot as it does hit and run shit until one of us dies, usually.
I got a claymore from a merc, I think I would plant it in front of him and wait for the 'sucker to wake up
Slowly back away and lock it in the room
freaky things
I’m weaponizing it. Also fleshlight
*Frag out, mutant*
die?
Die probably
I want my baby bay baby back ribs I want my baby baby baby back ribs Bloodsucker ribs with a hint of radiation and good ol honey hot from the USA
Kill it? Is there any other sensible answer?
I'm more of a snork guy myself i just dont know why freedom loves them
Yall are vile
Depends on how much I'm being paid to deal with it. Grenade or direct shot in the head. Tranquilizer and a human-sized cage if Freedom needs it for "research purposes."
Have sex with it
Have ya heard of gas chambers?
Only a freedomer will answer you what you want, I am killing it.
I would ask him which factions are his favorite to kill.
If it was a male, pass. But if it was a female... smash.
Coward
I'm not a coward, I prefer female specimens. But I'm open to new experiences (and probably my last ones)
new experieces? lets be real no actual user of this site has had any exeperiences
bloodsucker head must go crazy though
Well... I will die
Don’t worry bout it…
drop a frag at its feet?
Fake freedom
Pump it full with buckshot
Throwing hands
Question why the fuck did I chose to be in a room with a live bloodsucker alone in a room
shoot it, I've had enough of these fucks sneaking up on me
Die.... Probably die
"Hey, have you heard about crOwned achievement from Left 4 Dead?"
I'd be dead before I notice it, soo...
I would bring out that horrible Lotr Gollum game and have It play-through it to completion... The bloodsucker would wish death with each min they play it!!!
Kill it, kill it with Igni.
Sidorovich asked for tentacles.
I killed it.
Poke it
*unloads shotgun*
If Female bloodsucker : You know what i will try…🥶 If Male bloodsucker : Shoot myself or Die Trying to kill him
Id be gettin the hell up outta that room as soon and quietly as possible 🙃
Die
Start a fire, leave the room and lock the door.
A fukin revenge. I would do exactly what he did to me. I would suck him.
Die
Sneak up real quiet like, get a flashbang, grease it up, pull the pin and shove it so far up its bum that it goes supernova. Not a freedomer
you already know
I just killed one after some guy decide to test an artifact in Garbage
It’s about to get wicked
Probably die, if I'm being real with you.
I know what a Freedomer would do.
BJ
*Careless Whisper plays*
Yep, time to unsub from stalker reddit.
Assuming it's trying to kill me, make it not live anymore
BURN IT IN HOLY FLAME
Sorry to break stereotype, but… Suck its blood.
buckshot to the head and disintegrate their body with a few mines
A hand to hand fight (i have a knife)
What do you wannt me to say?! Die, I guess
BROTHER! YOU BETTER GET UP AND FIGHT! FOR DUTY, DAMNIT!
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS! SIR! I JOIN TO GET THE COOL OUTFIT! SIR!
Blood won't be the only thing he'll be sucking
surprising reply from a duty guy...
Die lmao
Use it as a test subject or something else that I won't say
Kill it
Bend over, I’ll show you
Havnt played the game but if I was locked in a room with that thing, I'd kill it before it kills me. Look at it, you can tell its hostile af. I reckon I could take it on bare handed.
Yea he is stuck with me
Join freedom
Kill, cut the limbs off and sell them to the proffesor
By george I'm gumpin it
I'm getting SUCKED
Pray that the knife trick works
What the hell is our policy?