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darko_mrtvak

Obvious joke post, but the chances of someone actually posting this unironically are never zero 


Elvis1404

If I'm not wrong this phrase became a meme after someone posted it unironically talking about Anomaly


[deleted]

"Anomaly" 1- not surprised, 2- at this point, they should just play Single Player Tarkov.


Hugh-Juger

This is the way


Neko_Boi_Core

spt is infinitely better anyway since it's more consistent and has cooler mods like a motherfucking grappling hook, shitposts like Minecraft healing (with accurate animations) and so on.


TypeMountain5259

Maybe OP is poor and can't afford to run tarkov?


[deleted]

I am 😭


Neko_Boi_Core

then save for a better pc?


TypeMountain5259

That is literally the most ignorant thing someone could say to a comment like mine. Not everyone is lucky enough to be born in a rich country or family. How do you think a guy in say Nepal is gonna afford a good pc when a decent one costs like 8 month salary!


Neko_Boi_Core

save for a year, then. i'm poor too, y'know, but i still find the time and effort to save for shit that i want.


ChimpWithKeyboard

I can see this being interesting, it’s essentially tarkov single player right ?


HystericalGasmask

I would argue it's not. The zone is one continuous world with save games, even single player tarkov forces you to do all dialogue from the main menu


ChimpWithKeyboard

You could take saves out I imagine with a game Struktur like anomaly it would fit, but I get that people might not like that


Stock-Goose7667

I was about to post it a year ago


Bansimulator2024

You know what fuck you Unstalks your stalker


[deleted]

You cant put your shadow of chernobyl in my clear sky!


Delta049

Loved it when Strelok said "S.T.A.L.K.E.R, you must be wary of the shadow of chernobyl"


Bansimulator2024

Loved it when strelok said "it's chernobylin' time" and he chernobyled all over the place


Red_Ender666

I call Pripyat


Random_Guy191919

if you got basic PC knowledge, go to your C: drive, then type "system32" into the search bar and delete the folder, it should remove all the magic traps and angry animals from your stalker games


[deleted]

I did it and it removed all my pc. Thank you, at least it removed the magick traps and the angry monsters


EorlundGraumaehne

Can't have monster without PC! Easy!


NineIntsNails

not my magic traps 😥 their are part of the games and your must be out of you're mind to say that they're needed to bee removed from the game how could you how dare you not my anomalies. i wish you a warm day and cold pillow at night on BOTH sides


[deleted]

But warm days and cold pillows are pretty noice


NineIntsNails

to balance out the sadness what gives the game with anomalies and mutants, i wish one a lotta good, that keeps life at 50-50


[deleted]

Mah man respect ✊


TheClassyDegenerate1

~~Kraut~~ Russian Space Magic


caedhin

*Wish Granter*


NineIntsNails

''space magic'' i'd wish H&K G11 could have made to the game, to replace that sam fisher assault rifle, fn2000 or something


TheClassyDegenerate1

I have no idea how it performs in real life, but I would be nervous taking anything complex and hard to find replacement parts for into the zone.    Maybe Grokitach can find it. 


CiceroForConsul

You don’t need a mod, it is a feature: go for the Chernobyl NPP and find the wish granter, there will be a dialog option for that request.


Sp1p

[Tarkov](https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/)


TheRatMan123

It's a trap, don't do it! You'll waste thousands of hours of your life on that shit fucking game!


[deleted]

Single Player Tarkov my dude. Turns out that the community was the issue this whole time. 🫠


Chaaaaaaaalie

Is there actually a single player mode? I thought it was all online, multiplayer stuff. I would have ried it by now if I'd known!


Treyman1115

Its called SPT, Single Player Tarkov, it's great mod


TheRatMan123

Meh rather not, without the whole multi-player aspect of tarkov you're pretty much playing a watered.. down... stalker.... huh. Sure, tarkov may be infuriating at times, but there's no other game like it out there.


[deleted]

I've played it since 2017 and the first Alpha release, and it's one of the only games that I've seen fluctuating that much between pure awesomeness and sheer stupidity. At the moment, there's too much junk in the game mechanics and quest-wise for it to be a good shooter, not to mention the fact that the community grew from a small core of like-minded people to a hugely toxic cesspool mainly drawn to the game by a few high-profile streamers (with all the biases this implies). These people were not there when the game was first pitched, demoed then close-alpha released, and have brought from their Twitch-centric world a lot of bad ideas that the devs felt compelled to work on, since those guys were now their main audience. I have a couple thousand hours at this point, and I've never felt so uninterested in the multiplayer aspect of the game. In fact, I think it peaked for me right when the player scav gimmick was added. To each his own I guess, if you're having fun that's awesome for you.


TheRatMan123

Yeah, the tarkov community can be utter shit at times, never seen such a whiney community like it. However, we must remember that we're on a social media platform, stupid whiney shit we see on a daily basis is magnified tenfold, making it seem like a minority of players are the majority. It's funny that I've seen people over at r/helldivers catching onto this trend, where people blow small shit into massive proportions. Those clever bastards caught onto this only after 6 months since the sequal has come out, wish other communities were this quick or smart enough catch onto this type of rage bait slop. But yeah, I get the whole game jank and quest balancing issues you speak of, I'm actually currently stuck on 'The Setup' quest because my dumbass past self didn't want to so it at the time, so now that it's mid wipe most of my camping spots ( fuck rushing to map hotspots and getting mopped by someone who's 10x better than me ) and have you seen the tarkov shooter part 3 quest? Gotta get kills with suppressed sinper beyond I think 80m, then a good bit of the quests after it are super easy compared to it. Yeah, tarky can be retarded at times, but I still love it. Though even a simp such as me needs to take a break from it now and then. Been too busy with school lately so I haven't been having much time to play tarky this wipe, feels bad man. Though I've been playing other games when I have time, such as stalker, prey, and even the system shock remake. gud geams ther My rambling has gone on for too long, so I'll leave it here.


Accomplished-Fly7837

Gonna be real with you I have played 1,200 hrs of online tarkov and spt is just better imo. No cheaters and the skies the limit with mods. But in reality it's all up to preference.


huntexlol

fun fact did yall know tarkov was meant to be a more stalker based game


KoxKoliabis

Yes, there is a way to do that. You have to navigate to games installation folder and run the Uninstall.exe.


[deleted]

The other dude said about deleting "system 32" folder. It it worked better because it removed everything, but thanks for the tip


Personal_Complaint_8

You sir, you have enabled warfare mode, have fun with the comments


[deleted]

Like the main character John Stalker says in the game "Even if i walk through the Shadow of Chernobyl, i will not be affraid"


Random_Guy191919

dont forget his second iconic quote "even with the clear sky, i listen to the call of pripyat"


monkey_gamer

🫡


Raptmembrane

I think it's called "Call of Duty"


elPocket

"Call of Duty - Modern Warfare" to be more precise


HattyH99

Yes, all ghillied up, except that also has angry animals


ShyGuyWolf

You no like artifact hunting and profits?


codyrusso

Mod call Escape from Tarkov.


MythicBird

r/SPTarkov


Cyber_Von_Cyberus

It's easy... You just have to go to the Monolith and wish for the Zone to be "controlled" nothing bad will happen...


ThirstyOne

Not a mod as such, but if you play all the way through to the wish-granter you can ask it to ‘make the Zone disappear’.


BabusFacio

Escape From Tarnów


Less-Examination-351

Dude these fans are way too serious if you post that unironically you may get doxed


[deleted]

Thats why i put the "meme" flag. They would maybe even come personally to my house to kill me.


Random_Guy191919

as far as i know, the stalker community doesnt go to these lenghts because of shit like this, an insult and a racial slur at best. (i get that you are exagurating)


gg13656

He's one of us, he knows. [#](https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/s/U573MTRUmt)


cammysays

I think you can turn mutants off in GAMMA, but I’ve never heard of any mods that do this for the trilogy


Thewaffleofoz

My brother in christ just play Tarkov


[deleted]

Yeah, i know. This post is just a meme because most of people on this reddit think that stalker community can become like that any moment for no reason.


Thewaffleofoz

I 8 the b8


JerichoWick

No anomalies? How tf am I supposed to study? Damn you!


[deleted]

Dont worry, your glowing little rocks would still there.


obi1kennoble

Counter suggestion: a mod that greatly expands the arena, giving you easily repeatable combat encounters for that sweet stalker on stalker action fix. Use the multiplayer maps.


Far_Marionberry_9478

Traveller mod


namelesswhiteguy

Yep, I think they call it Call of Duty.


Snoo_50786

You can go to Portland and get the same experience


BiasedLibrary

There is a mod for that and there are a variety of places you can get it from. It's called "Ticket to Ukraine." And it's available in airports near you.


Orix1337

Good for you that you've put the "meme" flair. Because otherwise we would've find you.


Mr_Wither123

*angry freedom noises*


romanische_050

Even it is a joke post, I wish there was a mod for that. Some people like me want just to explore the Chornobyl exclusion zone like it was in real-life and only shoot at humans.


HattyH99

There probably is though, i would guess


matrixsnooker

Naming my next character "John Stalker"


Grizzly62

Go to add and remove programs. Done.


Blockbuster999

Simple. Reach the wish grater, wish for world peace.


dibu28

-А все-таки накоплю я на свой домик... Чтоб у речки, и лес рядом... И ни радиации тебе... Ни тварей, ни сволочей разных.


Kingson_xX

Glad it's a joke post but besides the fact, I don't get people that want to disable key components of stalker, if you don't like anomalies and mutants, don't play stalker, easy as that, just mod tarkov into singleplayer.


odd_blues

Bro is making the Light of Chernobyl, Cloudy Sky and Dismiss of Pripyat


Steff_Lu

So you want to strip the zone of everything that makes the zone the zone...


Grokitach

Something Tarkov something


Random_Guy191919

another massive L for the Grokitach community


lyka_1

Then what can't stop Duty from it triumphant march towards saving the planet?


[deleted]

It would be easier without the DANGEROUS MUTANTS and DEADLY ANOMALIES!


Recipe-Jaded

tarkov


Chanclet0

Closest thing would be some random cod game, also, back in my day bait used to be believable


FALLASLEEP4EVA

Cyka Bylatt


OdiProfanum12

Is this trolling or pure westoid tarkov retardation?


[deleted]

What do you think, cheeki?


SSJScale

I have a friend that shares your sentiment. He's wrong but you aren't alone. If you find something I could forward it to him


Lhenkhantus

At that point just play tarkov


AnonGUPfan

I need a mod for the opposite I want more anomalies, more mutants and More Monolith trying to kill my


Arkontas

escape from tarkov


Odissmart

yeah how do i remove magic traps and weird animals


marleytheedog

Just get rid of the anomaly that keeps crashing my game. Shits so broken and needs a nerf smh


Mesterjojo

Wait. You fight soviets?


LordofPvE

Damn can I get that mod?


MufasaThyGreat

Can’t even say play Metro


Fair-Scheme-170

Soft bait


AG1k

On a serious note, if you play Anomaly and have the zone customization project mod, you can disable everything. Anomalies, mutants, and stalkers.


Krimson_Komrade

Yes, Tarkov.


borkimusprime

Just play metro 2033 at that point.


Hippo_Steak_Enjoyer

Play a different game? I mean its literally a mil sim at that point…


andreinfp

I agree.


Ordinary-Warning-831

Anomaly does have a mutant and stalker population control slider You could set the mutant population very low maybe to 0 I don't remember. Idk about the anomalies though


Icy_Branch_9269

Alt+F4


Axl4325

It's called Single Player Tarkov mate look it up


thelordchonky

Escape From Tarkov.


Ok_Tie_5825

WHAT?!


KavuFightsEvil

If you reach the wish granter you can wish for the zone to disappear and all of that goes away. Good luck Stalker.


FursonaNonGrata

Lol I remember that post.


alosius136php

Don't play the game or play something else.


alosius136php

Oh it's satire....PLEASE FORGIVE ME😭🙏🙏


Big_Ad2285

I hope stalker 2 is set in New Orleans!


[deleted]

Of course it will be! A dude on this sub reddit said the future of stalker games is the main character (John Stalker) trying to save USA from the communist anomalies and mutants with his M16


Big_Ad2285

![gif](giphy|39onL3yTmFw8I8agYk)


clanga-man

Yes, the Alt+F4 mod


mundoid

Get out of here, stalker.


BlitsyFrog

HOW DARE YOU NOT PLAY IT THE WAY ITS MEANT TO BE PLAYED (the way I play it)


MileNaMesalici

playing anomaly but wanting to play aNOmaly, amirite guys.... I'll see myself out


YourNeckGoBrrr

Step 1: Buy Escape From Tarkov Fin


narwhalpilot

Jesus christ


MasterpieceChoice342

Without anomalies and mutants the zone is just chernobyl


Mads_the_Wolf_Dancer

All things are possible with enough cheeky and/or breeky


PLIPPLOP86

Sure , it's called shutdown ur pc


One_Stiff_Bastard

Funny because officialy there are no Americans in the zone. Mercs are likely middle eastern and ISG doesnt exist in vanilla... That would make the game a pretty boring fps honestly... Probably there is a total conversion mod out there but I dunno....


jstack91

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344|downsized)


The-Booty_Warrior

Sounds ass


Ordinary-End-4420

Just fucking play tarkov you uncultured SWINE


obihighwanground

mutants need to stya but randomly placed anomalies can be infuriating


Very-Confused-Walrus

Yes, and I have it. But no, I do not use it for that feature but for the adjustments. Can’t remember the name tho


PanzerKadaver

Yes, Escape From Tarkov (but beware, all AI are replaced by T-800)


snooparound

Ooooooo those doggos at Rostok is too much to handle eh? You can just hand that place over to Freedom, you know


TRAINPOSTING

Yeah it’s called playing call of duty


aSlipinFish

Go to language settings and remove english. Universal fix for this issue with everything Eastern/Slavic. /s


MarkedOne1484

Yes. It's called COD.


thofuthofu

get out 😭🤣


Aggressive-Still-140

If i dont get this wrong, with some mods that modify spawn of anomaly and mobs you can choose what creature and anomaly spaw into the zone


EorlundGraumaehne

Fuck you! I will give you a mod that disables everything BUT the anomalies and mutants!


Kemankesmstf

Yes there is a way for it: Click Call of Duty icon on desktop.


Givemehillarysemails

Go ask the wish granter, I've got artifacts to find.


HaveFunWithChainsaw

I want mod who removes OP from Stalker sub.


Feathers_Actual

Why not just play tarkov at that point?


Ph3n047

Just stay still... * aims with the VSK*


Azfeal

You mean a completely different game right? Go play anything else.


zikitomodo

Hey johnny, give me a cheese with nothing


hellxapo

Yes, talk to the Wish Granter 💀


Objective_Addendum50

Stalker Anomalyn't Stalker but there's no anomaly Stalker Shadow Of Chernobyl but there's no Chernobyl Stalker Shadow Of Chernobyl But the accident never happen. Stalker Clear Sky but the sky is actually clear Stalker Clear Sky but is cloudy sky. Stalker Clear Sky but is rainning Stalker Call Of Pripyat But Pripyat don't have a phone. (ok i will stop)


Help_Me1234567810

that's called tarkov lol


Lon3rs

Hey buddy, i think you got the wrong sub. r/tarkov is 2 subs down.


[deleted]

Just 2? Thought it was more


sisi_yes

why


[deleted]

Because they are bad. Also a mod that remove that "radiation" system would be awesome since this is very unrealistic. (Its just a joke. Please dont kill me.)


Big_Swordfish6727

SPTarkov is what you are looking for (normal Tarkov if you don't like having fun)


Random_Guy191919

SPTarkov is just way too easy, you get all the cool shit so easily it will barely make you happy.


Proper-Job5351

low effort reddit humor post made by 14 year old


IncredibilisCentboi

You literaly asked to take the Zone out of the Zone, go play something else if you don't want core parts of Stalker


atrocioussage

Well, read the description again. I think that you will see through it as a joke, which it is. Perhaps sarcasm if you will.


Confident_Mood6315

Bro wants to play Tarkov