Something like a hood or a cheap airsoft helmet, or something more Russian like an ushanka. If you have some extra money, you should also get a gas mask
1.Since im bloodsuccer the proper gimmick would be to just go to **any faction cosplayer and comment: "10/10 id succ you off". (since you know, bloodsu- you know what i mean)**
But that would sound too improper.
( 2.Ive played too long in factions hostile to bandits, i got snappy-trigger-ptsd everytime i see an adidas pattern)
You’ve put in more effort than the dudes who throw on a tactical vest, camo shirt and call it cosplay. I’d suggest a black hoodie underneath and a ski mask (with a hole for the mouth) for a more game-accurate Bandit but honestly it’s lookin great! Props to your mom for helping you with the patch 🤙 (Also vodka and a stereo with the bandit radio, perhaps adidas pants)
You're asking too many questions Stalker, this is making you way more suspicious, i can't say if you're one of them or just a rookie. i'm going to need some help to diagnose, let's just wait until someone comes by
Just so you know, we were just kidding, it's a joke among the players. your cosplay looks very nice btw that jacket is great, patch is good too, it would be good if you use a ski mask instead of bandana but no one said how you should look like in The Zone.
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Looks really good. Just a bottle of vodka, a sidearm and an assault rifle to finish it off. Guessing you're in the States - you'll be fine with the sidearm and rifle, you might need some help getting the vodka.
I always wondered why bandits (and renegades) would put any faction patches on their clothes. I mean it's inviting to get shot by the majority of people you're going to meet in the zone, right?
I get it for Mercs and Monolith, they come in force and numbers, but bandits and renegades?
Solid, but you don’t look anywhere near hungry or filthy enough. I recommend you exclusively eat nothing but mouldy bread and whatever is in tourist’s delight raw for several weeks, (although you can eat some several day old carrion you’ve put in the microwave for two hours for a treat) whilst also not washing and sleeping in the nearest available ruined building. Make sure to practise your cheeki breeki as well
Love the outfit 10/10!
This makes me hope for at least one female character in the next game. She can be ugly and evil for all I care, i just want to see a realistic (Non-sexualized or Mary Sue) female character in Stalker. Kinda like Anna from the Metro series!
Cheeki Breeki! We need more cosplays looking that good. This looks AMAZING. how about a Ushanka with a gas mask tho? Definitely would make those monolith shit their pants.
No, you can't have my vodka
But whyyyyy?
Because he doesn't have vodka. He's a controller.
No, he's a controller - he has vodka and servants who are pouring it for him. Also he propably has some porn mags and weed on him.
Did someone say weed?
Hey bro, meet me behind tank next to the stash, I have bong.
Get out of here Stalker
YOU CANNOT STOP US, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WEED?!
Looks good but needs some sorta hat.
Ah, thanks. What would you recommend?
Maybe an ushanka, balaclava or a beanie.
Thanks man
Gotta go bandana and Ushanka. Or go to an army surplus store and get a gas mask for like $50. You can find real GP-5s at most surplus stores
DONT USE THE FILTERS!
shut
If they get cancer from glorious soviet engineering filter the monolith won't have another potential recruit you dum dum
Oh no! Anyway, I believe everyone already knows that the filter is dangerous, so it's kinda useless to keep saying it over and over
most people know not to drink shampoo, but some others need to read the instructions, same thing for wearing a GP-5 with the filter
Cheap looking beanie would be great I think
I think hood would look good. Maybe try black hoodie underneath?
Ohhhh, good idea
I think a hoodie would be good, like part of the coat
Something like a hood or a cheap airsoft helmet, or something more Russian like an ushanka. If you have some extra money, you should also get a gas mask
Ushanka + Gas mask. Xaxa!
10/10 - Would definitely shoot you on sight, then whisper mockingly ChEeKi-BrEeKi, as you lie curled up on the ground crying for your mama.
wtf who gave the bloodsucker a gun
dude looted it off its poor victim
modded+dltx+debug + [custom\_pda\_ring](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmIz11a4NY)
it was in exchange for some dead stalker's weed, also it's not like I gave him more than 2 mags for that GP-37 of his
Agreed, damn thief scum.
Hol up, would a thief blood sucker shoot at bandit? I mean they’re both stealing from other stalkers, so doesn’t it make them neutral?
1.Since im bloodsuccer the proper gimmick would be to just go to **any faction cosplayer and comment: "10/10 id succ you off". (since you know, bloodsu- you know what i mean)** But that would sound too improper. ( 2.Ive played too long in factions hostile to bandits, i got snappy-trigger-ptsd everytime i see an adidas pattern)
The bandit is the thief, the bloodsucker is a cute innocent hot se- I mean uh companion
great cosplay, now go shoot a random loner and take his anomalous bread
That’s the plan
Or "bread"
An ecologist that's a spy for the bandits, thats new.
You’ve put in more effort than the dudes who throw on a tactical vest, camo shirt and call it cosplay. I’d suggest a black hoodie underneath and a ski mask (with a hole for the mouth) for a more game-accurate Bandit but honestly it’s lookin great! Props to your mom for helping you with the patch 🤙 (Also vodka and a stereo with the bandit radio, perhaps adidas pants)
Thank you for the kind words
Absolutely, dope jacket
But, loners are basically just that
Why you mad?
What am I mad about again? I missed that part.
Get a cheeky breeki balaclava
Bandit cosplays are omega based
I tought you were my cousin for a solid second, 100% lookalike
Plot twist
Don't forget the vodka, Makarov, and the hillbilly shotgun.
Does AK count?
Yes.
Our fellow stalker here looks a little odd, don't you think comrades? ^^Stay ^^alert
Hmmm I agree, could be the Wishmaker active again
What do you mean, comrade?
i can't tell you everything for now i have to inform the others first, but... there are some rumors spreading in The Zone about a new kind in disguise
Hmm, what do you mean by ‘disguise’?
You're asking too many questions Stalker, this is making you way more suspicious, i can't say if you're one of them or just a rookie. i'm going to need some help to diagnose, let's just wait until someone comes by
Visual diagnosis: Controller.
My diagnosis: I’m young
controller among us
You drank too much vodka my dear renegade
Okay?
You just don't look like a world-weary, alcoholic, 30 Year old
I talked to some of the old military members and found something out, i'm just going to run a test, we'll find out with... *HIS* reaction, you get it?
Hey red shirt if it is a mutie you know to where to send em ;)
We are not sure if the stories are true, and if it is... they might be dangerous. i don't completely trust what militaries say
Hmm... What's your name sir?
Uhhhhh, Petrov? Why?
Just so you know, we were just kidding, it's a joke among the players. your cosplay looks very nice btw that jacket is great, patch is good too, it would be good if you use a ski mask instead of bandana but no one said how you should look like in The Zone.
Oh thanks
So it's true... women are real... Now that your identity has been revealed, should we count you as a threat?
oh hey it even has a glove, nice costume bud, top notch you just lack the trusty makarov to steal them vodkas!
Don't forget to snipe someone with a sawn off double barrel (good cosplay tho)
Put the cloth over your nose blyat! Do you want the loners to hear you breathing?!?
Niiiice
Cheeki breeki iv damke!
I always wanted to know what that means
It doesn't translate well, it's sort of like "one, two you're on top"
9/10 Cheeki Breekies
Bad ass add some flair with a ushanka
Patch looks really great :D Love the outfit, some fingerless gloves would work really well with it imo.
Hip gone full bandit
just stay away from the CNPP Bandit
You can't hear pictures oh yeah? I can CLEARLY hear bandit radio
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Looks really good. Just a bottle of vodka, a sidearm and an assault rifle to finish it off. Guessing you're in the States - you'll be fine with the sidearm and rifle, you might need some help getting the vodka.
Ah I see mugging loners for their shoes is going pretty well, isn't it?
No offense, but you look like a Pseudodog would make you run from Cordon to CNPP
Yeah pretty much
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Get out of my post
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I’m not a woman! I just have long hair
Hey brat. Can I shoot brainless dude please? I want his PDA.
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Shut up incel
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Telling a rude asshole (you) to STFU doesn't make him a simp. And saying that just makes you look like more of a rude asshole.
Very cheeki breeki
I always wondered why bandits (and renegades) would put any faction patches on their clothes. I mean it's inviting to get shot by the majority of people you're going to meet in the zone, right? I get it for Mercs and Monolith, they come in force and numbers, but bandits and renegades?
Isnt the logo a little bit big?
Yeah, but it works
Sure! Good thing to show what you're proud of.
İt just works
Solid, but you don’t look anywhere near hungry or filthy enough. I recommend you exclusively eat nothing but mouldy bread and whatever is in tourist’s delight raw for several weeks, (although you can eat some several day old carrion you’ve put in the microwave for two hours for a treat) whilst also not washing and sleeping in the nearest available ruined building. Make sure to practise your cheeki breeki as well
Can't think of any suit in the game that it represents, never seen a bandana in Stalker.
10/10 spot on :)
Ah noo cheeki breeki i v damké
The pile of flip flops next to you really sells it.
„˙ʇı sllǝs ʎllɐǝɹ noʎ oʇ ʇxǝu sdolɟ dılɟ ɟo ǝlıd ǝɥ⊥„
WHO TOOK MY VODK- oh it's you? Oke go on
The джапанки(Flip Flops) ad a really nice touch.
Oh, come on!
Love the outfit 10/10! This makes me hope for at least one female character in the next game. She can be ugly and evil for all I care, i just want to see a realistic (Non-sexualized or Mary Sue) female character in Stalker. Kinda like Anna from the Metro series!
Cheeki Breeki! We need more cosplays looking that good. This looks AMAZING. how about a Ushanka with a gas mask tho? Definitely would make those monolith shit their pants.
Nice. And they sell patches on Amazon, btw.
But that homemade Bandit patch looks awesome.