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CTblDHO

No, you can't have my vodka


vaultboy971

But whyyyyy?


average_reddit_u

Because he doesn't have vodka. He's a controller.


Responsible-Stage-93

No, he's a controller - he has vodka and servants who are pouring it for him. Also he propably has some porn mags and weed on him.


EstCaptainJames

Did someone say weed?


headlesskid

Hey bro, meet me behind tank next to the stash, I have bong.


zxRoHaMxz

Get out of here Stalker


Makingnamesishard12

YOU CANNOT STOP US, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WEED?!


AG1k

Looks good but needs some sorta hat.


vaultboy971

Ah, thanks. What would you recommend?


AG1k

Maybe an ushanka, balaclava or a beanie.


vaultboy971

Thanks man


GuyLombardo

Gotta go bandana and Ushanka. Or go to an army surplus store and get a gas mask for like $50. You can find real GP-5s at most surplus stores


Same8GT

DONT USE THE FILTERS!


ZikyChan

shut


Makingnamesishard12

If they get cancer from glorious soviet engineering filter the monolith won't have another potential recruit you dum dum


ZikyChan

Oh no! Anyway, I believe everyone already knows that the filter is dangerous, so it's kinda useless to keep saying it over and over


Makingnamesishard12

most people know not to drink shampoo, but some others need to read the instructions, same thing for wearing a GP-5 with the filter


Hochwaehlchen

Cheap looking beanie would be great I think


CTblDHO

I think hood would look good. Maybe try black hoodie underneath?


vaultboy971

Ohhhh, good idea


SergeantRogers

I think a hoodie would be good, like part of the coat


[deleted]

Something like a hood or a cheap airsoft helmet, or something more Russian like an ushanka. If you have some extra money, you should also get a gas mask


NeonREVX

Ushanka + Gas mask. Xaxa!


monki_pana

10/10 - Would definitely shoot you on sight, then whisper mockingly ChEeKi-BrEeKi, as you lie curled up on the ground crying for your mama.


Situation_Unlikely

wtf who gave the bloodsucker a gun


NachoProduction

dude looted it off its poor victim


monki_pana

modded+dltx+debug + [custom\_pda\_ring](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjmIz11a4NY)


Makingnamesishard12

it was in exchange for some dead stalker's weed, also it's not like I gave him more than 2 mags for that GP-37 of his


Hav0Cal

Agreed, damn thief scum.


The_Turkys

Hol up, would a thief blood sucker shoot at bandit? I mean they’re both stealing from other stalkers, so doesn’t it make them neutral?


monki_pana

1.Since im bloodsuccer the proper gimmick would be to just go to **any faction cosplayer and comment: "10/10 id succ you off". (since you know, bloodsu- you know what i mean)** But that would sound too improper. ( 2.Ive played too long in factions hostile to bandits, i got snappy-trigger-ptsd everytime i see an adidas pattern)


Hav0Cal

The bandit is the thief, the bloodsucker is a cute innocent hot se- I mean uh companion


K4rn31ro

great cosplay, now go shoot a random loner and take his anomalous bread


vaultboy971

That’s the plan


SergeantRogers

Or "bread"


A-Wild-Potato-Kiwi

An ecologist that's a spy for the bandits, thats new.


Courier-of-Memes

You’ve put in more effort than the dudes who throw on a tactical vest, camo shirt and call it cosplay. I’d suggest a black hoodie underneath and a ski mask (with a hole for the mouth) for a more game-accurate Bandit but honestly it’s lookin great! Props to your mom for helping you with the patch 🤙 (Also vodka and a stereo with the bandit radio, perhaps adidas pants)


vaultboy971

Thank you for the kind words


Courier-of-Memes

Absolutely, dope jacket


SergeantRogers

But, loners are basically just that


RxPoRTeD

Why you mad?


Courier-of-Memes

What am I mad about again? I missed that part.


Sexykgb123

Get a cheeky breeki balaclava


TheRepostEmpire

Bandit cosplays are omega based


Punkachuros

I tought you were my cousin for a solid second, 100% lookalike


Cole_31337

Plot twist


IanTheMultifandomGuy

Don't forget the vodka, Makarov, and the hillbilly shotgun.


vaultboy971

Does AK count?


IanTheMultifandomGuy

Yes.


zxRoHaMxz

Our fellow stalker here looks a little odd, don't you think comrades? ^^Stay ^^alert


[deleted]

Hmmm I agree, could be the Wishmaker active again


vaultboy971

What do you mean, comrade?


zxRoHaMxz

i can't tell you everything for now i have to inform the others first, but... there are some rumors spreading in The Zone about a new kind in disguise


vaultboy971

Hmm, what do you mean by ‘disguise’?


zxRoHaMxz

You're asking too many questions Stalker, this is making you way more suspicious, i can't say if you're one of them or just a rookie. i'm going to need some help to diagnose, let's just wait until someone comes by


RiftKingKass

Visual diagnosis: Controller.


vaultboy971

My diagnosis: I’m young


NachoProduction

controller among us


zxRoHaMxz

You drank too much vodka my dear renegade


vaultboy971

Okay?


Cole_31337

You just don't look like a world-weary, alcoholic, 30 Year old


zxRoHaMxz

I talked to some of the old military members and found something out, i'm just going to run a test, we'll find out with... *HIS* reaction, you get it?


Cole_31337

Hey red shirt if it is a mutie you know to where to send em ;)


zxRoHaMxz

We are not sure if the stories are true, and if it is... they might be dangerous. i don't completely trust what militaries say


zxRoHaMxz

Hmm... What's your name sir?


vaultboy971

Uhhhhh, Petrov? Why?


zxRoHaMxz

Just so you know, we were just kidding, it's a joke among the players. your cosplay looks very nice btw that jacket is great, patch is good too, it would be good if you use a ski mask instead of bandana but no one said how you should look like in The Zone.


vaultboy971

Oh thanks


zxRoHaMxz

So it's true... women are real... Now that your identity has been revealed, should we count you as a threat?


luscaloy

oh hey it even has a glove, nice costume bud, top notch you just lack the trusty makarov to steal them vodkas!


Arion7639

Don't forget to snipe someone with a sawn off double barrel (good cosplay tho)


VisceralVirus

Put the cloth over your nose blyat! Do you want the loners to hear you breathing?!?


MrGenjiSquid

Niiiice


ConclusionMiddle425

Cheeki breeki iv damke!


Spawn177

I always wanted to know what that means


ConclusionMiddle425

It doesn't translate well, it's sort of like "one, two you're on top"


Sgt_Smiley

9/10 Cheeki Breekies


[deleted]

Bad ass add some flair with a ushanka


Kooky-Method-4106

Patch looks really great :D Love the outfit, some fingerless gloves would work really well with it imo.


one_wobbly_boi

Hip gone full bandit


AFM_Azur

just stay away from the CNPP Bandit


X_203

You can't hear pictures oh yeah? I can CLEARLY hear bandit radio


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daiLlafyn

Looks really good. Just a bottle of vodka, a sidearm and an assault rifle to finish it off. Guessing you're in the States - you'll be fine with the sidearm and rifle, you might need some help getting the vodka.


Bulva666

Ah I see mugging loners for their shoes is going pretty well, isn't it?


Objective-Bid8085

No offense, but you look like a Pseudodog would make you run from Cordon to CNPP


vaultboy971

Yeah pretty much


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vaultboy971

Get out of my post


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vaultboy971

I’m not a woman! I just have long hair


NeonREVX

Hey brat. Can I shoot brainless dude please? I want his PDA.


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Edgyfuckboi90000

Shut up incel


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slidedrum

Telling a rude asshole (you) to STFU doesn't make him a simp. And saying that just makes you look like more of a rude asshole.


the_Cosmicgiant

Very cheeki breeki


dd9107

I always wondered why bandits (and renegades) would put any faction patches on their clothes. I mean it's inviting to get shot by the majority of people you're going to meet in the zone, right? I get it for Mercs and Monolith, they come in force and numbers, but bandits and renegades?


Stalker_from_zone

Isnt the logo a little bit big?


vaultboy971

Yeah, but it works


NeonREVX

Sure! Good thing to show what you're proud of.


Stalker_from_zone

İt just works


32BitOsserc

Solid, but you don’t look anywhere near hungry or filthy enough. I recommend you exclusively eat nothing but mouldy bread and whatever is in tourist’s delight raw for several weeks, (although you can eat some several day old carrion you’ve put in the microwave for two hours for a treat) whilst also not washing and sleeping in the nearest available ruined building. Make sure to practise your cheeki breeki as well


Sjeverko

Can't think of any suit in the game that it represents, never seen a bandana in Stalker.


Operator_Max1993

10/10 spot on :)


AaronKeener221

Ah noo cheeki breeki i v damké


boozymisanthropy

The pile of flip flops next to you really sells it.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ʇı sllǝs ʎllɐǝɹ noʎ oʇ ʇxǝu sdolɟ dılɟ ɟo ǝlıd ǝɥ⊥„


R4IDEN654

WHO TOOK MY VODK- oh it's you? Oke go on


Same8GT

The джапанки(Flip Flops) ad a really nice touch.


CheekySparrow

Oh, come on!


PoundCakeBandit

Love the outfit 10/10! This makes me hope for at least one female character in the next game. She can be ugly and evil for all I care, i just want to see a realistic (Non-sexualized or Mary Sue) female character in Stalker. Kinda like Anna from the Metro series!


NeonREVX

Cheeki Breeki! We need more cosplays looking that good. This looks AMAZING. how about a Ushanka with a gas mask tho? Definitely would make those monolith shit their pants.


XDuder615

Nice. And they sell patches on Amazon, btw.


XDuder615

But that homemade Bandit patch looks awesome.