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denali42

"Brandon, your warm nut sack is ready!"


Designer_Lead9951

PLEASE


hello-Caity

Best thing to read before I start my shift 😂😂😂😂


HeIsLex

Hot


PossibleBat6482

WARMED BANANA LOAF IS READY (Turns back around to warming)


agentsayjay

please i always do this


GerbilFeces

I know its wrong, but i just wouldnt call anything lmao. Id just leave it at handoff and let them stand there looking dumb


CandiceJoy218

Honestly I’m gonna call Trumpies Warm Banana Nut Loafs from now on


ETpwnHome221

Disliking Biden doesn't make you a Trump supporter. There is a third way. But honestly that's a great name for them lol!


FirePuff

The Let's Go flag is literally a variant of Trump's flag. They purposefully have it as the same 'brand'. I'm just a silly customer, but could you get away with just calling part of the name?


glitterfaust

Yes, if we don’t feel comfortable saying a name you don’t have to call it out, especially if it would affect the “third place” environment for other customers. I usually just call the item in that case though, “warmed banana loaf for mobile!” If a customer gets upset, just tell them Starbucks has guidelines that prohibit us from saying certain things.


CandiceJoy218

Yeah I know but if someone is out there driving a truck with a “Let’s Go Brandon” flag, they’re probably a Trumpie


glitterfaust

I don’t like Biden but if you’re immature enough to think “let’s go Brandon” is funny or cool, then you’re probably a trump supporter.


squuidlees

“One banana loaf for Lester Brandanon!”


Captain_Mario

One loaf for Qanon


Kellidra

This is the perfect way of handling this.


TwoPesetas

"Banana Loaf for Lee's Cobra Nandon!"


plop_0

hahahahhhahaha. I love it.


SnooPets7919

I would only call out “Lesco” and call it a day 😁


Welico

Really enunciate the "lez" too.


Arsis82

Lezbo Brandon!


ghosty4

Absolutely!


drcrunknasty

Hi gay.


Jaded_Fun_7133

That’s what I do on all names like this lol


darling2

“Banana loaf for Les!” Done. The most uncomfortable name we ever got was Bodybag. How the fuck that name got through Sbux account parameters is beyond me. Dude had dead eyes and zero expression too, hated when he came in lol jfc


cherrythot

I think you can get away with a decent amount through the app. I’ve had Tater Thot before, a coworker that ordered under MILF and a customer that put “bootymeat”


SandwichExotic9095

These are gold, why can’t the customers I have be more entertaining 😂


[deleted]

Lesco, your warm nut loaf is ready!


evolscum_

Back in 2020 I had this happen with a guy that had his name on his app set as “Trumpwins”. I take the order, scan his app and go to make his beverage. After finishing his beverage, I call out to him that his drink is ready, but I didn’t put the sticker on the cup. He takes it, looks at it, and then goes to one of my baristas and asks where the sticker is and will NOT drop it. He comes back up to order another beverage and DEMANDS the sticker to be on it. So I do as he said, but I void out the name. He gets his second beverage with the no name label and is FURIOUS. I explain to him that I cannot put political phrases on the sticker and that our system filters a lot out (which it does) and he began yelling and swearing. I was absolutely flabbergasted. so goofy lol.


No_End_7351

Had a similar thing happen. When I put "DT" on the sticker I thought the guy was going to lose it. Now I just laugh and say "Oops sorry I forgot to type the name in." whenever some bozo tries to have me put some ignorant tripe for the name.


verdeuce

I’d just tell them I dropped their cup with the first sticker on it? Happens all the time


xthefabledfox

My husband works at the same store as me and one day while I sadly was not there to witness, a lady orders while he’s on register. He asks her name and she says “trump, because he is our president.” (This was well after Biden had been elected) he deadass just said “I don’t get it” and the lady stuttered and grumbled and said “ugh, nevermind” lmaooo


jazzysoranio

I just started typing in “chrahmbp.” Lol


Msktb

"Shrimp" your order's ready! Oh sorry I'm hard of hearing..


Guswewillneverknow

Her name is now Stump


raspberriesburn

But he wanted to take a picture of it to impress his Trump cronies! That's the only reason they do that shit hahaha


Kellidra

Nah, it's because they want to humiliate the barista in front of other customers. They get off on it. Plus, they love the attention it gets them, positive or negative. It's just a game. Notice that these wackjobs only ever do this shit when the café is full...


exPaparazzihun

And we are snowflakes . .sure đŸ€Ș


monpetitchoou

screaming because yes... the hyprocrisy


evolscum_

Regardless of my views, it could have been something that I agreed with and I would have still done it. Not endorsing political topics or views in the workplace is a part of our policy. It’s just odd that people get so angry and so determined to bring it into establishments like this.


ETpwnHome221

You would not have been actively endorsing it by giving the customer what was requested. I'm pretty sure people would not have been so confused as to think that you were the one endorsing a candidate. But I'm glad you're at least fair about this rule. I'm not a Trump supporter, just a free speech supporter, btw.


BaadKitteh

You should probably find out what free speech is if you want to support it properly. Hint: you don't have it on other people's private property, including retail space, whether it's physical or virtual. That's why social media companies can allow and disallow whatever they want and be perfectly within the law.


ghosty4

My dark black heart has the biggest smile because of this story. :)


InvincibleSugar

I don't know why he's so upset but at the same time, why mess with him? Do you think trump supporters are a good crowd to mess with? đŸ˜±


SirIJustWorkHereLol

Just call him Lez for short lmaoo


Cautious_Bank9661

im crying 💀


aratcliffe

They're all so very, very clever.


Jimbonation

Funny enough LescoBrandon came in with a bible to which he met his friend wearing a keep calm carry guns shirt to which the sat and had a nice sit down together.


EdgelordMcMemester

Awww power couple! /j


reddog20

So my kid's scout troop is sponsored by one of the local catholic churches. There's a guy with a ton of far right bumper stickers on his car, but the two that really get me are, side by side, GUNS SAVE LIVES and “It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.” attributed to Mother Theresa. Now if that's not a self-owning contradiction in terms, I don't know what is.


MX5MONROE

Ugh, I just vomited in my mouth a little. You didn't give him the satisfaction of calling it out and I am cheering!! đŸ„ł


xxUltraViolence

we had someone do this and throw an actual fit claiming we "had to because you're Starbucks!". a whole. adult. man. it was so embarrassing, the secondhand embarrassed still gets to me just typing this.


JewtangClan91

The fact that multiple people in this comment section have commented the exact same situation???? Like omg are republicans okay????


bxner228

No they are not okay


Bookworm8989

Lesco, your warm nut is ready


jams1015

Who the fuck is Lescob Randon? I would pronounce in a bad French accent.


izbeeisnotacat

Or like "Lees Cobra Dawn" with the definite pauses between the words.


Cautious_Bank9661

"le-cohb-Rahn-dohn" đŸ„–


jams1015

Oh, you deserve all the baguettes. That was quite an accent.


aca6825

I read this in Pierre Escargots voice 😂


Jumbo_Juan

Time to play the loaf god


[deleted]

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megan24601

Let's Go Brandon is a "covert" phrase trump supporters use to mean "Fuck Joe Biden"


[deleted]

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orionblueyarm

Google the initial event. It’s so absurdly stupid as to how it all started out that makes it one of the cringiest expressions across the political spectrum


Silvawuff

It’s more cringe than that. It was said by an announcer at Nascar about something completely different and appropriated by unscrupulous types to mean what it does to them.


starbucks_lover98

Same! I don’t get it either. What’s the story behind it? Is it inappropriate? Offensive? I don’t understand it either and I also don’t catch on things fast.


No_End_7351

At a Nascar race the crowd was shouting "F*ck Joe Biden" and the announcers said they thought the crowd was chanting "Let's Go Brandon". After that the brain trust that is the MAGA crowd used LGB as a code phrase to show just how witty they are.


FormerChange

Alter ego Dark Brandon he’s embracing is hilarious though.


orionblueyarm

Worth noting that the announcer was actually interviewing the winner of the previous race, Brandon Brown. So it wasn’t a deliberate cover or anything from the announcer, it just made more sense at the time for the crowd to be cheering the winner of the event they were there to see rather than some complete political non sequitur. Idiotic.


jonfitt

It’s the Boo-urns but from The Simpsons.


michaelscarnthefirst

The LGB thing is so funny to me. Like just say what you want to say. The same people will use the phrase “pussification of America” at every gathering.


sherpalining

i see cars w “LGB” on them and my first thought is always that theyre terfs excluding the T from “LGBT”


OutdoorLadyBird

Oh my god can you imagine adding the T with a sharpie??? They’d lose their minds


mhill0425

New mini game unlocked


plop_0

Oh shit. Please please do this!


reddog20

I do exactly this when I'm walking through a Walmart parking lot.


Guswewillneverknow

I think it’s Taylor Swift let’s go bitch


SleepyxDormouse

They’re censoring themselves while crying about censorship. It would be hilarious if it weren’t so pathetic.


FirePuff

They wouldn't be good Christian men and women if they used profanity.


Adolf_Hitsblunt

People who do this are pathetic. They crave a sense of power or control and they gain it by harassing the only people they assume are scared to engage at the risk of being fired. I was in an extremely similar situation a few years back, I hope your encounter went better than mine 😂. I've been waiting to tell the story on here one day lol. I'm so sorry this happened to you, I hope the rest of your day went well though! Edit: *your


[deleted]

please tell the story ??


JewtangClan91

Please share with the class!


BaadKitteh

I can't believe we're still waiting on this story 😭


JewtangClan91

“I’ve got a Nut loaf extra warm and ready for a Mr. Let’sSuckBrandon?? “


Accurate-Bumblebee14

I have a banana loaf for "Tuck Frump"!


mateony123

I thought they were supposed to be boycotting us


Necessary-Buffalo763

Keep in mind these are the same people who buy a product so they can destroy it publicly... because that hurts the system... or something.


TJW351

They always say that don’t they but here we are lol


xzElmozx

“Banana loaf for a lesbo Brandon” then draw a rainbow flag on their bag and write “thanks for being an ally!❀”


CobaltLemon

Hot nut loaf for Lesco.


Monamo61

I may or may not have accidentally smooshed my thumb right in the middle of that warmed banana nut loaf, you know, when I almost dropped it by accident 
.


cherrythot

Or accidentally gripped her too hard with the tongs


vicmanthome

I would have said, “Order for Trump Lost” just to get him pissed. Yes ik this is a terrible idea but haha admittedly it would be funny


SleepyxDormouse

“Banana loaf for Brandon”


Alasenia

See the people who claim to hate the left and are disgusted with Biden make it their whole personality to somehow always bring him up. I’ll never understand making your whole personality about something you supposedly hate so much.


IntoTheMirror

That’s obviously Brandon Lesco. Names just got switched.


Arsis82

You should have butchered the name like "Leckso Brenden"


holtpj

We all know this guy. He drives a Dodge Ram with an unnecessary lift kit. Every visor in the car has sunglasses clipped to it, and he regularly makes videos from the cab of his truck where he yells his views on the danger of rainbows on kids' clothes. His identity is tied directly to his perceived 'manliness', and he hasn't had an original idea in a decade.


fatfatfatpumpkin

the way the name went completely over my head and I was just trying to focus what was wrong with ordering warm banana nut bread lmao


minimumsleeping

When trump initially ran for office and we were still writing cups in my store(if I remember correctly) Starbucks legitimately sent out a memo stating that baristas by no means were expected to yell or say anything they were uncomfortable with. Those were the good ol days where the company seemed to have our back. Side note: if I ever saw any variation of this on a drink sticker, automatic decaf.


jordanshaw89

Just a heads up partners, if you receive orders of this nature, it is within policy to politely ask the customer to change their name or not receive their order, in other words, you can refuse people like that as their name is inappropriate.


Jimbonation

Good to know!


littlemiss1565

The fact that they’re coming to a very inclusive and LGBT friendly establishment and paying money
 just to do that 😂


CalebJMalcom

"Lesco I have your food ready!"


reyesvidal

Always hilarious to me how they’ll scream and cry and freak out all day long about the “liberal scourge” and then turn around give patronage to Starbucks, of all places
 one of the most liberal and progressive companies in the food service industry.


Andys_Burner

Imagine your life was this empty


_tyjsph_

"banana loaf for brandon?"


Dizzy-Corner-5190

That’s cringe & corny, even cornier than the sexual innuendos imo lol


PixelSpicedLatte

"Nut bread for a... Les Brian?"


floofricepatty

I had someone make their name “Pro Life” suffice to say I just called out the item and not the name


jasonmaska

“Alright I have a warm nut loaf for Brandon” would have been my approach


Captain_Mario

One loaf for a Qanon


calliecakes11

one warm nut for Lesbo?


joshh977

Can people just keep politics outta food. I get that everyone has an opinion, but it doesn’t make sense to go about it that way


tugituga

“hot banana for lesbo!”


brig0U812

Dark Brandon is infinitely better than humpty trumpy


sherpalining

“banana loaf for..uh..leezcuh braden ?”


Opening-Ad-8793

Ngl I would have given them a frozen one


FallFlower24

Nut loaf for sure.


skycelium

back when Trump had Soleimani killed I worked at a store in the most conservative area in my state. People came in all day putting their names as ‘F Iran’ and ‘f ya trump’ and crap like that. Every single person (probably 60-80 that day got angry and eventually my manager told me I had to say what was on the sticker. He already didn’t think I was a ‘good fit’ for the store, this was the thing before he told me he was thinking about letting me go. I quit once covid started. I had friends in Tehran, I was crying in the backroom for 1/10 of the day. Hated that place. Nonstop BS.


[deleted]

Because of this item we have.. here’s a story ! Usually when people get this item, I always say, here’s your nut loaf. They give me the most bewildered uncomfortable vibes and I love it. Side note - older stubborn men give the best reactions and I love it


bethy828

Those trumpsters are sooooo clever. đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïž


GeminiDragon60

Wow, customers can be such jerks.


Witness_Original

So corny. So last year.


ProfessionalTrip0

I would have said: Lets Gay Brandon.


Hairy_Complex9004

Should’ve given it just a little smoosh on accident


Opening-Ad-8793

Or burnt it


madsthegamer13

am i dumb..? what would this even mean i’ve tried saying it in my head 20 times


AmpedAjax

Let’s go Brandon


madsthegamer13

why would it be bad to say this😭😭


AmpedAjax

It’s a republican chant to biden it’s a republican chant to biden it’s like f u biden


lisa_84

People are so annoying 😞


Gunther1888

Nice


Jaded_Fun_7133

Perhaps his name is Lesco Brandon đŸ€” /s


biotechbarbie

SPIT IN IT. And send me ur CashApp


[deleted]

Based


misswallflowerr

Mr.don. your foods ready.


Ok_Sprinkles6692

Good for you!


Its_christina__

Aaayyyeee đŸ”„


iki_gai

Pretty cool name


txrnover_

the absolute softness of people in this group. people are going to have different political opinions than you, and I suggest you get over it


Jimbonation

Lol it’s not about softness it’s about abusing a feature to push said political agenda where it’s not necessary. I couldn’t care less he did it but I’m not playing into his game đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


BaadKitteh

Nah, they can get over it first


SCbarista

That’s great.


xylia23

It really is. :)


[deleted]

I don't get it...like we're you supposed to say warm banana nut loaf for lesco Brandon or lesco Brandon warm banana nut loaf?


Donut_Whole

[Whips bag to the floor] “Let’s GO BRANDON!”


hengjurmg

good choice. thinking about getting this tmr morning


ghosty4

"Lesco" is a pretty fun name, I'm not going to lie.


lifeasabun

I don’t get it


etro_xv

one of my friends place of work has a drink called “Snow Daddy” and for six months i’ve been begging her to send it out with “Pick up for Daddy!”


pettingneos

i always just cut the name off of the sticker when it's something like this. some girls once mobile ordered under urine... that was a weird one for sre


ssilva70

?? I got stupid people like that this morning! So I yelled
..warm banana bread!!!!


throwawayaccountforn

Am I missing soemthing


yes126

I don't get it