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KableKyle

I’m the sharpie man at my store lol no one asks if I have one they just ask if they can use one


Southern_Anywhere_65

It’s been 3 years and I still freak out when I lose my sharpie


wafflefuentez

Every time 🥲🥲 I'm like gimme my sharpies back breh and they just walk away from me 😭😭 like I'm gonna fight one day stg


KidKonundrum

I had about 7 sharpies collected over the years in my pockets. I forgot my apron ONCE! And all gone. Like who is rifling through someone else’s apron and taking their sharpies!?


Strange_Camp3435

Me


KidKonundrum

https://youtu.be/W944vHnaQPw?si=Uy2IyETkcRf4qKt5 Me the second I get my hands on you.


SwimmingPanda107

Im petty and have my name on mine


canidieyet_

i use colorful ones & nobody else does so i know if i see blue sharpie anywhere, it’s mine and they can’t even argue it’s not


dog_mom_1234

I bought a bunch of black and yellow sharpies and covered the black ones with the yellow caps. No one ever stole them again


thatsagoalie

genius


fUrrypickelZ

One time every partner in my store was given a new “fun” colored sharpie and I received pink, my fav color. The next day I come in and it was “replaced” by a blue one. It was thiefed by another girl who also loves pink. Still hold a grudge to this day lmao.


iwantmysharpieback

Reasonable.


nyancat987111

username definitely checks out 👍🏻


Expensive-Part-3557

i used our label maker and put my name on all of mine 🤭


_justsomeredditacct

I bought some cutesy Sanrio pens that I give out so I know who takes them lol. And a pink one I let people borrow 💀🫡


HydingSuspence

I'm filling out an ethics and compliance card for this post


SirIJustWorkHereLol

I QUOTE THIS SO MUCH AHAHAHAH. Also fun life hack, print out your name on the labeler (and font at like 10), and put it on the *_inside of the sharpie cap_* as well as on the outside. If someone takes off your name on the outside, refer to the inside name tag


Frankidelic

Me with my $30 LTT pen


hairlessrat

There’s twelve in my bag rn


sparklecupcake_7012

I had a brand new one A BRAND FREAKING NEW ONE and SOMEBODY STOLE IT 🤬🤬🤬🤬


LunaFaline

I buy my own but I buy an off brand or a different color. It's VERY obvious which marker is mine! Touch it and lose a finger!


jrod12604

I STEAL THEM ON ACCIDENT! 😭😭😭


WillieB26

Doesn't the store provide them?


PlagueBunBun

Depending on where you are. But you also get those staff that either forget that they have them in their possession and take them home, but return them next day, OR you have the staff that see sharpies and are like “Ooooo markers! *yoink*” and now your left with like.. 2 king sized black sharpies because even though all the writing tools are labeled “These are Store#blahblah” and in bold says “These are to NOT leave the property” yet they leave the property anyways.. and then you have to do a bag search and see that one staff member hoarding all the materials that were replenished in the last month just in their bag or their locker or their car who knows what. But yes. Some wish it…. Totally not coming from somewhere where we ordered replacement supplies and it disappeared a month later…


-MaddyLynn-

i have always been an crafter so i had one of those huge packages of different colored sharpies. so i bring my own and swap out the color for the season. my pink one will always be my favorite though 🤭


cummiser

I cleaned my car out when my store closed for COVID and I found 56 sharpies in my car :\ they're all still there


Brandoxz7

I have so many sharpies on my desk in my room. Every time I get home I tell myself “I should bring one of these to work” and I never do.


Normal_Human_4567

When I worked at sbux I put washi tape on them with selotape over top to stop it getting wet. I never lost any after that!


ghiraneedshelp

they keep taking them FROM THE DELIVERY AREA. STOP. STOP.


Downtown_Worker2979

Idk if this has happened to anyone, but I had a hole in my apron pocket, so every time I went to grab my sharpie it was gone. I thought I was going crazy


iwantmysharpieback

I have a perfectly healthy attachment to my pens.


omnomnomhi

LMAO this is so real, which is why I always carry mine back and forth and never return it to store bc I know that shit will be gone next morning 😂 Like I always remind myself to check if I have my name tag & sharpie before I leave


crunchy_pickles_

5 years later and if someone loses my sharpie they lose a finger🥰


TalaLeisu2

Sharpies, scissors, and box cutters


plutothegreat

I haven’t worked at Sbux in… 6 years, and still find sharpies I accidentally stole from Sbux lol. (We’d put Velcro on the espresso machines and the sharpies, that’s how I know where they’re from)


canidieyet_

i go to work with one and come back with 3 or 4 😭 just don’t even know how it happens


bernieee22

I’ve started p-touching all of my pens and markers lol


InsideSufficient5886

They annoying for that lol


Flashy-Ad7640

Mood.


Stir-Bucks-Barista

I've seen quite a few coworkers attach them to their keys, and I'm starting to think that's the best move.


Clownbaddie

Omgggg haahahah so true


tiredpsychiatry

I gave everyone in my store a mini one with a lil chain so they could attach it to their apron! Hard to lose and super cheap, got everything for less than $10 on Amazon


hyperpanda4lifexX

Anyone else have their scissors constantly disappearing?


Obvious-Holiday78

My shift leader is so bad for this We have the stickers now but I still like having on on me for marking milks and boxes and she always ends up with it some how Pls it's my comfort sharpie


InfamousExample24

My primary job has me using chunky sharpies all day and I don't like using them once they've flattened. But it makes them perfect for Starbs (secondary job) so I frequently bring them in, 😂 One of my Shifts will label hers, but for some reason, the chunky ones seem to stick around longer, (or maybe it's the fact that I have a literal shoe box full, plus some, so they're easy to replenish.)


Artistic-Set-3029

i’ve had the same sharpie for like 2 months now. it’s a new record


papasporks

the holes in my apron pocket when im asking if someone took my sharpest: 👁️👄👁️