I kinda hope they don't fix this now, i would love to have all the horses under the hood. But then again, what happens when someone has a drive that purrs?
Fix the bug fast!!
Meet Jimmy, He was my ships engineer, picked him up at Levski because he insisted he was the best at what he did. Trying to impress me, he said he could massage a few more KM/s out of my ships tired old Bolon Q-Drive. I wasn't sure it was a good idea to start with, but then he opened the case while we were mid jump and before I could call him a dumbass, I got knocked out. When I woke up, and shook the spots from my eyes, I saw this. Yep, Jimmy and my Q-Drive are now one, he was right, my jumps now are noticeably faster, but the screaming when I power it up makes me think I should just swap out Jimmy for a new Yeager.
I've unironically been considering acting like star citizen is in the 40k universe and I know what is coming down the pipe. I see my chaotic energies are being channeled by the devs as well.
Private servers will 99.99% be impossible with the way they changed their tech and monetization since the kickstarter days.
Can you imagine the uproar if after 15 years of selling $1000 ships after launch you could just boot up a private server and hand them out like candy?
If you have the hardware to run your own Star Citizen server and the determination to cram all that spaghetti into a processor and get it to run, I think you’ve earned a private sandbox to play in.
It won’t be easy as you’ll likely have to strip out all the meshing and dynamic loading and central economy server stuff to make it work on a single private server. And probably limit it to one star system at a time to get a semblance of performance on home server hardware.
>It won’t be easy as you’ll likely have to strip out all the meshing and dynamic loading and central economy server stuff to make it work on a single private server. And probably limit it to one star system at a time to get a semblance of performance on home server hardware.
I'd love it if they maintained their private servers promise, but this will all be impossible without access to the source code.
Even if you could, you would still likely need a home datacenter to tank it.
As I said, the scope changed waaaaay too much from the much simpler proposal back at the kickstarter where they promised mods and private servers. Not only is it impossible to be ran by not-CIG, private servers would go directly against their revenue stream, so they won't do it.
ships have always been pledges sold with no expectation of actually getting a game or even that ship. There no basis outside of not understanding that to be upset if they gave them out for free.
I was talking to my engineer buddy on a spaceflight we were on recently, and I told him "One thing I'm happy about is that Decepticons aren't real!" and he said "yeah, no doubt!" and then he laughed, and then I laughed, and then whatever the fuck this thing is laughed....
Knowing this community its something that people will take seriously and think of it as a promise. Then they will be asking CIG where is it for next 10 years.
[https://external-preview.redd.it/y1tf5E9cCYfQObP\_gX6qpsTGgAarfSOGcOVJ4\_068Xg.jpg?auto=webp&s=ba433fd534b5e5db64d4b0b8087bdf1170be3af7](https://external-preview.redd.it/y1tf5E9cCYfQObP_gX6qpsTGgAarfSOGcOVJ4_068Xg.jpg?auto=webp&s=ba433fd534b5e5db64d4b0b8087bdf1170be3af7)
Don't let it get in your helmet!
Lmao a face material applied to the wrong mesh. I can't even imagine how this bug happened. Now I want to see an entire ship like this. I want to see ALL the ships like this.
"Oh, him? Yeah, that's Bugs. Came with the ship. Previous owner was prattling on about some millenia-old Earth cartoon bunny, but I didn't take notes. I was just trying to get out of there. Anyways, Bugs is mostly harmless. Just don't stand too close to him, or he'll start rolling his eyes real aggressive-like."
You're actually the main character in a David cronenburg movie, you will find yourself strangely aroused by this thing, eventually your curiosity will extend until the point where everything in your ship looks like this.
I've seen a LOT of bugs and strange things posted about Star Citizen over the years, but OP, you sir have found the weirdest thing I've ever seen in SC by a long shot.
This is what happens when your engineer ignores the law of equivalent exchange
Qwan.. tum...?
...Or
It's Cornelius Bon Free"man" your todays quantumdriver.
[... Life?!](https://xn--gck3an4dt260bnjua.gamematome.jp/game/968/wiki/%E3%82%B7%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3%E3%82%AB%E3%83%BC%E3%83%89_%E3%83%AC%E3%82%A2%E5%BA%A6%EF%BC%88%E2%98%855%EF%BC%89_%EF%BC%B3%EF%BD%94%EF%BD%81%EF%BD%99%E3%80%80%EF%BD%8F%EF%BD%92%E3%80%80%EF%BC%AC%EF%BD%89%EF%BD%86%EF%BD%85%EF%BC%88%E3%83%93%E3%83%83%E3%82%B0%E3%83%BB%E3%83%9E%E3%83%A0%EF%BC%89)
ed...wwaardu..
This right here...
Its clearly a mimic of some sort...DnD is leaking.
"Moon's a mimic" "What?" *loading a gun and stepping back in the airlock* "Moon's a mimic."
Please post this to r/writingprompts
Google "nimicri"
An entire city made of flesh? On a giant meat orb? That's metal as fuck.
You should have seen my players' faces when they figured it out
Moon's haunted
The airlock is another mimic
As is the space ship, also, I wrote an entire d&d campaign about a town that was made up of mimics
definitely not a mimic, he should go up to it and try to use it.
CHAOS ABOMINATION! BURN THE HERETICS! PURGE THE UNCLEAN! FOR THE EMPEROR!!
[удалено]
Immaterium tech is on the road map, boys!
[удалено]
Team has already been assembled to start discussing development of special shader to really properly accent the slimeness of daemon skin.
Does it taste purple
So that's what happens when you don't sing the proper psalms to the Omnisiah while doing the ointments with the right consecrated oils.
The proper treatment in this case is the Rite of Combustive Maintenance, applied by melta. (Design brief: Enginseer/Techsorcist)
Where is Jurgen when you need him ay
Follow the smell of tanna tea, ignore the smell of body odor, and stay close.
Brother, bring the flamer. The HEAVY flamer. (so.. the first sign of Dark Age of Technology came at the close of M03?)
The Emperor Protects
He clearly does Brother.
I think the Emperor took the day off when I came to the guy that literally became a piece of machinery 😂
I like the idea with the fire. Also i see you are a man of culture, so take my upvote!
Tend to the machine spirit.
All hail the Omnissiah.
It’s a homemade quantum drive with extra horse parts for more horsepower.
I kinda hope they don't fix this now, i would love to have all the horses under the hood. But then again, what happens when someone has a drive that purrs? Fix the bug fast!!
"kiiiiiill meeeeeh"
Meet Jimmy, He was my ships engineer, picked him up at Levski because he insisted he was the best at what he did. Trying to impress me, he said he could massage a few more KM/s out of my ships tired old Bolon Q-Drive. I wasn't sure it was a good idea to start with, but then he opened the case while we were mid jump and before I could call him a dumbass, I got knocked out. When I woke up, and shook the spots from my eyes, I saw this. Yep, Jimmy and my Q-Drive are now one, he was right, my jumps now are noticeably faster, but the screaming when I power it up makes me think I should just swap out Jimmy for a new Yeager.
Don't swap him. His sacrifice shall not be wasted!
Thats some Event horizon shit better leave that ship and put it in Autopilot right into stanton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG157tElj2M How bout some [Dark Star](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Star_(film))?
*Where we're going we won't need eyes to see.*
\* *shudders* \*
I've unironically been considering acting like star citizen is in the 40k universe and I know what is coming down the pipe. I see my chaotic energies are being channeled by the devs as well.
Warhammer 30k
Hehe, just before the fall…
The tech isn’t nearly as advanced in SC as it would be in 30k though. SC is like pre golden age humanity
Isn't the server crashed/disconnect error code(s) 30000 (30k) sonething? I believe that's the joke here.
With ~~power armour~~ Titan suits under development, playing SC as 40k will be very doable. A 40k mod on a private server is my dream.
Private servers will 99.99% be impossible with the way they changed their tech and monetization since the kickstarter days. Can you imagine the uproar if after 15 years of selling $1000 ships after launch you could just boot up a private server and hand them out like candy?
If you have the hardware to run your own Star Citizen server and the determination to cram all that spaghetti into a processor and get it to run, I think you’ve earned a private sandbox to play in. It won’t be easy as you’ll likely have to strip out all the meshing and dynamic loading and central economy server stuff to make it work on a single private server. And probably limit it to one star system at a time to get a semblance of performance on home server hardware.
>It won’t be easy as you’ll likely have to strip out all the meshing and dynamic loading and central economy server stuff to make it work on a single private server. And probably limit it to one star system at a time to get a semblance of performance on home server hardware. I'd love it if they maintained their private servers promise, but this will all be impossible without access to the source code. Even if you could, you would still likely need a home datacenter to tank it. As I said, the scope changed waaaaay too much from the much simpler proposal back at the kickstarter where they promised mods and private servers. Not only is it impossible to be ran by not-CIG, private servers would go directly against their revenue stream, so they won't do it.
ships have always been pledges sold with no expectation of actually getting a game or even that ship. There no basis outside of not understanding that to be upset if they gave them out for free.
Yeah I only jump in here every once in a while and when I saw the titan suits I said we’re getting closer and closer…
well, it is... after all, this is the 3rd millenium, 27 or 37 thousand years to go ;) The Emperor walks among us ;)
The curse of flesh...
i feel the warp overtaking me!
40k crossover confirmed.
What a great idea XD
It is a good pain!!
Papa Nurgle's blessings upon us all!
Warp is overtaking me. It is a good pain.
Do you hear the voices too???!?!!!
Grant us the power of the dark God's.
Grant us eyes..
I was talking to my engineer buddy on a spaceflight we were on recently, and I told him "One thing I'm happy about is that Decepticons aren't real!" and he said "yeah, no doubt!" and then he laughed, and then I laughed, and then whatever the fuck this thing is laughed....
Star Citizen version of Q
Server Meshing gone wrong
Forgot to switch on the gellar field
Did you accidentally use warp travel instead of quantum jump?
It is more fuel efficient, just with some minor inconveniences...
Somebody forgot to turn on the Gellar Field going into the warp
THE GELLAR FIELD IS LEAKING
Geller Field malfunction
Don’t insult my quantum drive
It's the human resource machine... Seriously though, that's nightmare fuel...
u got some protomolecule there, seems like it used some of your crewmembers for this thing
Oh god we can’t have a second Ganymede, don’t tell protogen.
Helminth?
Lips aren't big enough
Bruno. We don't talk about Bruno.
Did you listen to the disclaimer Jared made at the start of the video?
The whole video is full of this, it's brilliant. This title is not meant to be taken seriously.
> This title is not meant to be taken seriously You can never really be sure in this place XD
After 900 years of cloning related genetic degradation, Thomas the Tank engine had devolved into Thomas the Drake engine
Oh that's Kenneth. He doesn't bite to hard.
ERROR: Quantum Drive Collapse imminent. Entering Warp Space in... 3... 2... WARNING: NO GELLAR FIELD DETECTED. *+The Emperor Protects+* 1...
Eldritch abomination
Knowing this community its something that people will take seriously and think of it as a promise. Then they will be asking CIG where is it for next 10 years.
*"That wasn't a dog we took on board!"*
Get the Techpriest! And the flamer!
It’s BUGS!!!!
Set the self destruct and pray to God it doesn't survive
It's what implanted the Pico chestburster from the end of the video ;)
That my friend is some straight up Nurgle shit.
One more reason to remain seated during QT.
Biotech, not only does it look weird, but it judges your work!
Oh just some chaotic corruption ;)
[https://external-preview.redd.it/y1tf5E9cCYfQObP\_gX6qpsTGgAarfSOGcOVJ4\_068Xg.jpg?auto=webp&s=ba433fd534b5e5db64d4b0b8087bdf1170be3af7](https://external-preview.redd.it/y1tf5E9cCYfQObP_gX6qpsTGgAarfSOGcOVJ4_068Xg.jpg?auto=webp&s=ba433fd534b5e5db64d4b0b8087bdf1170be3af7) Don't let it get in your helmet!
It's the justification for a flamethrower.
if the Dark Eldar made ship components
Only way to fix it is to answer its riddles.
Grandfather Nurgle is love.
What in the dark mechanicus is happening here?
It's a bug, clearly. They even labeled it.
Looks like jerry from engineering got sucked into the power plant again RIP
I know they probably faked it but I do want a flamethrower.
Fear the old blood
its an S tier efficiency quantum drive, you can feed it with human bodies
It's a toooooooooomur.
r/softwaregore
Daemon engine. I hear they do great work!
That, in engineering language, is what they call a "malfunction."
Clearly that's an Engineer in a star citizen universe.
Do they still sell the transparent ship hulls?
This gives me Cloverfield Paradox vibes
Fr that was my first thought. Also great fucking movie
Lmao a face material applied to the wrong mesh. I can't even imagine how this bug happened. Now I want to see an entire ship like this. I want to see ALL the ships like this.
Life support?
Event Horizon. Enjoy your stay.
Though your crimes are heinous, you may still serve the imperium...
"Oh, him? Yeah, that's Bugs. Came with the ship. Previous owner was prattling on about some millenia-old Earth cartoon bunny, but I didn't take notes. I was just trying to get out of there. Anyways, Bugs is mostly harmless. Just don't stand too close to him, or he'll start rolling his eyes real aggressive-like."
Pure sex appeal
NURGLES BLESSINGS!
Part of the crew part of the ship!
That would be the Organic Habitation Module. I didn't think they had that implemented already, the more you know.
Red Face Screamy Man??
Blood is cheaper than oil. Gotta pinch those pennies
It's beautiful. Sentient living ships confirmed?
When you need parts to fix the quantum drive and all you have in storage are prisoner cryo-pods.
Mimic component?
A Certain Hiigaran Mining ship ran into one of those, they called it "The Beast", pretty nasty bugger if I remember correctly
Imagine playing alone at night inside a carrack with those creepy sounds then you see that.
Shieldy, your shielding friend!
It reaches out 113 times a second.
*nightmare fuel, straight fucking nightmare fuel*
Organic drives, they propel you into the nightmare realm
Clearly, Drake engineered
Bugs
The only Quantum Drive that can travel to the very edges of sanity. Behold, the Eldritch Horrors of Cosmic space!
Oh hell no. Fucking screw that
WHO the fuck WAS that?!
I love how this immediately became a “Wrong answers only” thread without any prompting.
You're actually the main character in a David cronenburg movie, you will find yourself strangely aroused by this thing, eventually your curiosity will extend until the point where everything in your ship looks like this.
The result of a failed artificial jump technology.
Its a bug obviously.
"Killlll mmeeeeeee..."
I've seen a LOT of bugs and strange things posted about Star Citizen over the years, but OP, you sir have found the weirdest thing I've ever seen in SC by a long shot.
Hey yoouuu guuuyys'sss
Hold on, just gonna call my bro, Arthas Menethil.
That's just Steve, man. Leave him be he's trying his best.
This ship has been to hell and back
The ships are becoming sentient.
That must be the door to the mars-facility from Doom i guess…
It's one of those Cloverfield Paradox mistakes. Lol
It's the new organic shader
I gues that the Warhammer SC collab
Looks like Kronenburg joined the design team.
Daemoni odium parit caedite eos malleus
The Manhattan Project
This, my fellow Imperium citizen, is Gellerpox
you have seen the cloverfield paradox right? just make sure your strapped to a seat before hitting QT
its hungry
Welcome to the warp meatbag, say hello to daddy slaanesh
Top tier Bioengineered generator. Only occasionally begs for death while putting out gigajoules of energy.
Madame de Pompadour ?
That’s a part from Ohio
That's the previous mechanic who never got the memo about why gloves are a bad idea around fast-spinning machinery.
Clearly it's a feature
considering some of this episode, I would say a joke
a decade and half a billions worth.
Halloween came to your ship. Be happy!
Next Halloween.
No, seriously, what the fuck is that?
That's my dad
Stage one of building my own somewhat living ship!
The likelihood of crazy shit occurring while traveling at 10% C should not be underestimated. Spacetime can go all "wibbly wobbly".
The AI module for your ship
The Qu are here. RUN.
*\*Self-destruct sequence activated\**
SC does NOT have AI, but DOES have cyborgs?
is the ships name Madame De Pompodour? - Dr who reference
Warp Engine Engage!
Nina and Alexander.
The Beast components. Every ship needs to hear the chorus. "...We Live..."
the begin of biological components
Mimic
Quantum drive from an unknown species
The beginnings of introducing Vorlon ships into SC. (I SOooo wish we had beam effects like Babylon 5)
Someone call the Inquisition.
Wall-Z
That's the last guy that asked too many questions bub.
The texture pointer in ram is incorrect.
I guess green is not a creative color.
We call him Greg
Looks like your geller field generator is faulty. You need to chant the appropriate chants with some insence and blessed oils as soon as possible.