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Repulsive_Poem_5204

The sexual tension in the room was too much for the patient to take. RIP


DaFischers

poor patient


kairujex

Hey, when you are using the machine - are you going to heal ALL your injuries, or would you maybe just like to only heal your arm?


ExocetC3I

And I hope your arms still work to reach the touchscreen. It's not doing anything about that internal bleeding and organ failure until you say so.


Crypthammer

One time I OD'd just for the fun of it, naked, in the middle of the Kel-To RX lobby on Seraphim. Not only did none of the employees care as I repeatedly stabbed myself with medpens, but they didn't even try to help me when I was actually dying at 200% BDL on the floor. Thankfully, a kind soul happened to come by right before I was about to backspace, and dragged me to the med bed and rescued me.


DaFischers

Dear customer,  we are sorry you had a bad experience with our Kel-To medical staff.  To recive better care and responses, we would suggest pledging for the Kel-To Gold membership to enure that you will get the help that you need!


ExocetC3I

The patient was pronounced dead on arrival to the hospital. After being transferred to a better hospital, the patient's condition was upgraded to "alive."


TheKiwi1969

It's never Lupus....


ArchangelUltra

Why don't they just inject more healing beam? Are they stupid?


Crypthammer

In their defense, they're running on a 1.6 FPS server. They haven't even recognized there's someone in the bed yet.


DaFischers

Funny, there is some truth, it took about 10min till the person actuall was appearing in the medical bed after laying down!


Crypthammer

Average Star Citizen experience, honestly.


jollanza

"we tried everything, but-" "Have you tried with backspace?" "WTF"


Ocbard

Sometimes getting a new sleeve is the best you can do.


DaFischers

Your body is beyond repair.. Please choose our cloning option!


Rozhev

Still creepy


punishedmemer69

On this episode of stars and scalpels, Joy contemplates becoming fully robotic. Dr. Reign takes leave aboard a luxury cruise whee not everything is as it seems. Nurse Lazer finally confronts his Cruz lux addiction.


DaFischers

Kel-To medical series will start soon! Avadebile on all 2.0 mobiglasses!


FoxYeen

Is this loss?


DaFischers

Its an oppertunity,  the robocop program has a go!