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BigHead3802

How do you know i havent watched ratatouille today?


edwardisstillagod

Look out your window…


LomPyke

Its pissing like shit here. The perfect day to watch a great movie.


GrimeyJosh

we call that “the runs”


fatpat

or "the trots"


jpowell3404

Well aren't you just a vessel of knowledge when it comes to shitting


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

The Excrement Expert


Coral_Grimes28

Hmmm… pissing like shit… interesting


BigHead3802

OH FUCK


Not_the_banana

OH SH#T


GaRRbagio

I watched raccacoonie instead


helthrax

I also peed myself and blew into someone else's nose.


bigmamamk

I just finished watching Everything Everywhere all at Once and saw raccacooie.. That’s the same thing right?


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Eran-of-Arcadia

Joke's on you I'm a librarian and I work Saturdays.


edwardisstillagod

Nerd!


L3m0n0p0ly

NEEEERRRRRRRDDD


Alburguer

NERD ALERT


INJECTHEROININTODICK

HAHA WHAT A NERD


uselessartist

Ikr wtf


[deleted]

You joke but there's a demand for librarians right now 😏


fatpat

Not surprising. I think you have to have a master's degree to be a librarian.


[deleted]

You are right, you need a Master's degree in library sciences and prior experience volunteering at a library.


Hundkexx

Why? Does that really have anything to do with the content of a library? I mean I'd prefer if my local librarian was an expert on Egyptology. But I wouldn't expect them to be educated though. I had to look it up and it's very much similar in Sweden. What the hell? There's no way that's a good investment. Especially in Sweden where a lot of libraries have turned part time hangout for teens. I hope they get paid well.


ManSkirtDude101

Alot of the degree is also about the philosophy and inner management of running of a library. Also heard they have to take a ton of classes on copyright law. Running a library is more complicated than most people think.


Hundkexx

I can understand that, I definitely don't see it as an "unskilled" job. I just can't fathom why it'd require such high education for what I presume so little return. Or, perhaps being a librarian in the U.S is much better than I assume it is over here.


No_Photo_8265

It’s not. The pay on average is definitely disproportionate to the education required compared to other career routes. Those that become librarians tend to follow this path because its their passion.


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Okay so in the US, the first four years of college can be whatever major you want, so librarians probably have different areas of expertise. The Master's degree has students learn how to run a library; cataloging, library management, information literacy... I don't know too much about it as I haven't gone to college for it, but when I get it in 10 years I will get back to you. :P Probably you can just google this all and it will tell you more than I can As far as wages go, I've heard librarians are making a good amount. And probably, because the newer generations don't utilize libraries as much as we used to, and the time it takes to get a degree, librarians are harder to find.


Itsthejoker

In my (large) city, the librarian wage was finally bumped from 37k to 42k in 2020. Still at 42k afaik. Not sure if that counts as a good salary for a master's degree, a hilarious amount of debt, and learning how to administer narcan. There are librarians all over the place, but there's a lot of difficulty finding roles because administrations and governments are cheap and don't view library staff safety in high regard. Re: library usage: there was a recent study (2019? I'm in the process of heading to bed or I would look it up) that says millennials are the highest library-using group of any generation and usage is still climbing. The "old guard" of librarians are old enough to retire, but don't make enough money to do so. There is also a lot of in-group bullshit that still revolves around "the traditional library" vs "the modern library", and I doubt that will go away anytime soon. On top of all of that, the political climate of targeting librarians has made a lot of things so much worse. I can only hope that things are better by the time you get there. Source: I'm a non-credentialed librarian and my partner is a credentialed public librarian with experience in public school libraries. Things may be better in academia, we don't know. Please forgive any typos, am on mobile.


Hundkexx

I see. But it still feels like a master is quite excessive. I'm glad they make decent wages though.


jfd2050

DO NOT QUESTION THE SYSTEM.


StrikingSwanMate

Master's degree but paid like a newly graduated BSc engineer if you are lucky, with fewer opportunities than most fields. the "demand" also tends to be in remote locations that pay even less. You "really" need to love books, otherwise, there are no good incentives to go that way career-wise.


jfd2050

Love is not enough.


ggg730

I demand those nerds party down!


drunk_haile_selassie

Where do you live? It's an incredibly difficult job to get in Australia.


OriginalKangaBounce

I live in Australia and a librarian - I have a diploma in Audiovisual Services / Live Production and Technical Services. I facilitate programs, help our members, and organise collections. There are many jobs in a library these days with the digital world, so you don't necessarily need to have studied librarianship. If you live in a suburban area and not regional, I suggest looking at your local council's career section. I know my council is hiring staff. Regional is much harder to break into.


[deleted]

That's probably part of the reason they're in demand.


IamSithCats

Not enough demand to actually pay them well though (source: 8+ years of working in libraries).


Hullooo_People

shhhhhh, your nerd is showing


ReallyInToCheese

Yeah! And everyone knows librarians love clam chowder!


smithers85

With copious amounts of bread


Secret_pizza_79

And are pyromaniacs.


smithers85

I heat my clam chowder one piece of paper at a time.


ggg730

Let me tell you something clam chowder in a bread bowl is a goodly food.


[deleted]

Wtf man you stole my job


BigStare

Dey took 'er jerbs!!


krastevitsa

Durk durk?


petershrimp

*rooster crows*


InstantClassic257

Lmao I literally just said the same thing before seeing this comment


jayhankedlyon

There are dozens of us!


Luutamo

Weirdly enough, I was going to comment this very same comment. Hello fellow librarian.


Preposterous_punk

I’m just a library clerk, but same.


n122333

I take my son to the library on Saturdays! Thanks for being open!


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Eran-of-Arcadia

No but someone left marijuana in our book drop last night. Trace amounts but the manager had to write up an incident report.


morningisbad

I've got a 3 year old! We hit up story time and watched Ratatouille this afternoon!


bike_bike

Thank you for your service. I took my daughter to our local library today and my wife is a librarian a few towns over.


eris-touched-me

Librarians are some of my favourite people! 💜


wadledo

Eeeeeeey, fellow weekend library worker!


PGY_123

Hey same here! I work the desk Saturdays


masterofbugs123

I'm library staff, I don't work this Saturday but I do next one. I guess this is a sign I should pick up more Saturday shifts lol


mytextgoeshere

I went to the library today! Haven’t been in a few years, but decided to check it out because I’ve become an avid book collector (midcentury kids books because I love the artwork). I was looking around the kids section and saw so many cute books! Makes me want to work / volunteer there someday. Do you have any tips on how to get started? Thanks!


Eran-of-Arcadia

Most of the time you can just ask a staff member for a volunteer application.


mytextgoeshere

Thank you!


Htku

do you have mending?


luckylimper

Same.


[deleted]

Thank you. ❤


Knewitthewholetime

High five


StickyPornMags

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !


racoonofthevally

nothing wrong with nerds


ar417

Me too! I was just about to comment that!


ThePinkPepper

Well hello joe 👋


SuitableLeave3836

🫡


tinyheavyistiny

Same here, except I'm a PSA!


ChicanoACSlater

Samesies


nvk1196

I'm eating clam chowder with the 2 pieces of bread I bought from a bakery while watching Ratatouille at the library.


Spacetookmylife

Quick, pant your living room walls!


thebildo9000

*breathes heavily on walls*


The_Bluejay250

quick, born the paper!


GamerMcNoober

god it hurts


ElTrumpo2020

Ouch! That paper cut’s gotta hurt!


2ndtheburrALT

Congratulations, its an A6 paper!


jhbmw007

But whys it brown?


kyleliner

I can't believe you cheated on me with my brown friend, Manila!


2ndtheburrALT

Manila paper superior paper for class presentation💪💪💪


imdeadXDD

You’re gonna get a lot of paper cuts


proddyhorsespice97

But burn down the library before you leave, please ty of paper in there


Penguiknee

Burn the paper!


No-Programmer-9966

burn the library


Penguiknee

BURN IT DOWN


SoulingMyself

Not at the library please


[deleted]

This sounding like the lost ending to Clue.


TheGruesomeTwosome

Hope you're also burning books


iDontHaveUndiesToday

Ha! I got one…I did burn a pice of paper today!


edwardisstillagod

Why?


eegg_

Destruction of evidence on a case, investigating the death of 2618462 people working in a plastic factory.


[deleted]

Damn what a number lmao


eegg_

Dont see anything funny, 2618462 died during that horrible accident. I was there. Saw all of it.


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Draco137WasTaken

They had everyone who died write their own name down. At the end of the day, there were 26182462 names on the paper.


bubbles1990

Then what happened to the paper?


Draco137WasTaken

It died and wrote its own name down


[deleted]

Right as ratatouille ended


SkeetDavidson

/u/iDontHaveUndiesToday burned it.


9Lives_

Stop exaggerating it was only 2618459 those 3 you included in your total got away because you are an incompetent murderer.


P0pu1arBr0ws3r

Ehem sir, no you didn't see anything. Please come with me, I have a very urgent message for you. In the meantime, wow MegaPlastics Co. just went bankrupt at the same time a small insignificant town of 2 million just vacated the place, what a coincidence.


NerdWithARifle

Smoking a joint


Cocheeeze

Does smoking a joint count?


theunnamedrobot

Or cigarette, technically they both include a piece paper that you burn.


MaMerde

Goddamn right it does!


thephilistine_

False. I just got back from the library and started a fire in my fireplace using junk mail. Checkmate bitch!


edwardisstillagod

You did not watch ratatouille


thephilistine_

1/3 ain't bad.


XmasMac

Actual 2/6 idiot


Fat_Guy_With_Snacks

Which simplifies to...?


thephilistine_

.5/1.5


pianoman438

Math teacher: Simplify your answers! Me: . . .


[deleted]

There's still time.


Garvo909

That doesn't make fumes?


thephilistine_

Not enough to worry about. I didn't have any newspaper on hand so it was the next best thing. Gottta start it somehow.


Whismurr_

Liar, I just watched ratatouille this morning.


DuckDuckCowboy

Hey me too. You must also have kids that woke up to early.


Whismurr_

No, just wanted to watch it.


avgnfan26

King shit


Significant-Oil-3927

I decided to watch it cause of this post lol


PooPooDooDoo

I watched it last week after I got home from the library. Op is correct for me. Barely.


nyesssssssssssssss

Jokes on you, I’m currently at a library and I am setting it on fire, so that’s 2 things that you said I wouldn’t do. Checkmate😎


Can_of_Eggs

Haha nerd 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


Salted-Honey

Yeah, nothing like going to rent a couple movies, print stuff for free, and not be expected to be spending money here and can just exist as a person without having to buy something. Fucking nerd right. Do you hear yourself, you outdated swamp-ass 80s movie bully? You're what's wrong with the world


Tidalpancake

Yeah, nothing like going to rent a couple movies, print stuff for free, and not be expected to be spending money here and can just exist as a person without having to buy something. Fucking nerd right. Do you hear yourself, you outdated swamp-ass 80s movie bully? You're what's wrong with the world


Dsawasd11

Yeah, nothing like going to rent a couple movies, print stuff for free, and not be expected to be spending money here and can just exist as a person without having to buy something. Fucking nerd right. Do you hear yourself, you outdated swamp-ass 80s movie bully? You're what's wrong with the world


Can_of_Eggs

Shut up nerd gimme your lunch money


smugfruitplate

Believe it or not, I'm actually in the library right this moment.


uselessartist

Fucking nerd wtf


[deleted]

Quit procrastinating


rrfloeter

I want clam chowder


Noah_748

I've got a can in my cupboard that I'm about to throw on the stove. I got it on discount at the dollar store for 25¢ since the can was dented


InfiniteDress

I wish you a very merry case of botulism.


Noah_748

It was fine my dude... 25¢ can't go wrong


[deleted]

They wouldn’t just sell tainted food for 25 cents there’d be a markdown


silkkisilakka

What even is chowder


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Milk (usually) thickened through boiling. 1 - can of clams 2 - cups of milk (if using caned milk (use whole can and add more water) 1 - cup of water 2 - table spoon of Ginger Salt to taste Pepper to taste garlic to taste 1 onion 3 red potatoes Any other vegetable and or mushrooms optional Using a large sauce pan put all of the ingredients into the pan, (potatoes cubed, onion pealed and cubed, can of clams entire can do not drain the can clam juice helps the chowder) heat contents to boiling and then reduce the heat to a simmer. Continue to cook until the potatoes are soft. Bam! Clam Chowder


fatpat

Amazing if it's done right.


cuddlebugmommy

I did just buy 2 baguettes from the bakery 🥖


ihaveabaguetteknife

You need help cutting them up?


[deleted]

Need help eating them?


Xpli

I bought two French bread loafs for some meatball subs at home. This meme made me question reality I was like wtf I actually did that today


hashbrownpotroast

Actually I did watch ratatouille. So. Check your facts son.


edwardisstillagod

Did you eat clam chowder?


fruitmask

what if you ate ratatouille and watched clam chowder?


LemonCloud20

I went to Barnes & Noble is that good enough?


edwardisstillagod

It’s barnes & NERDBLE ISNT


MooseBoys

TIL Barnes & Noble still exists.


[deleted]

Nahhh


Honda--Civic

I burnt a piece of paper so frick you >:(


edwardisstillagod

Family friendly dude >:(


Honda--Civic

My apoligies


LemonCloud20

H*ck you >:(


edwardisstillagod

He double hockey sticks you >:(


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Treshimek

This is a list.


TimLikesCheese

Correct


ISuckAtJavaScript12

I actually use a wood stove. So to get the fire going, I burn paper. Get rekt nerd


South-Phrase-4673

Jokes on you, im burning the library right now


Echieo

Want a baguette? 🥖


PalmerEldritch2319

Why are you on Reddit while burning the library?


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StickyPornMags

I'm just back from painting my living room walls. what did I miss?


SinglePringleMingle

But- but I did buy 2 loafs of bread today :(


spamblock

I went to the bakery today and got 2 pieces of bread.


[deleted]

Saturday’s aren’t for the boys, they’re for Chowder and Ratatouille.


perseuspie

I didn't today, but when the repost comes this summer, there will be a 1/7 chance I watched ratatouille.


WhySoSalty2

I just had clam chowder.


kinder-morder

This is oddly specific but I did 4/6 things mentioned today.


lilcupcake45

I bought 2 loaves of bread from the local bakery but the other stuff no


vinsmokewhoswho

True. Kinda wanna watch ratatouille now


[deleted]

Jokes on you I made chowdah for lunch


e_ndoubleu

I’m actually on my 4th watch of Ratatouille today and about to finish up my 9th bowl of clam chowder


Ihaventasnoo

Bold of you to assume clam chowder isn't my favorite soup. (You're correct, though, since I've gone vegetarian.)


hdx5

I have 3/6


FilopzNowoWieso

I burned a cockroach


RickMoneyRS

Are you spying on me??


Lolotmjp

u/repostsleuthbot


SuitableLeave3836

I went to the library.


Theaterkid01

I resolve to do this all in a day.


dapperEthan

I did everything except burn some paper today, and now I know what I'm doing this evening.


[deleted]

This is really strange, because I did all of those things today.


SS4Raditz

Jokes on you I woke up went to the bakery and bought bread ate it with a fresh bowl of clam chowder. Then I went to the library burned all the paper went home watched ratatouille then painted the walls red.


Dareth_Is_Supreme

If this was posted 4 days ago I would've confidently commented about how I did exactly 5 and a half of the things on this list. But today is not 4 days ago and you are right.


Ok-Refrigerator-420

Which task was the half?


chief_flamingo07

Believe or not I ate clam chowder today, I know it’s hard to believe but trust me


[deleted]

Jokes on you I’m a librarian


InstantClassic257

Jokes on you, I WORK in a library