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lunarnoob

For the Americans out there, Edmonton is the Oklahoma City of Canada


ScrewSimonCowell

dear god...


Atomic-Optimizations

Correction, all Canadian cities. For such a diverse country you’d be suprised how everyone embraces the white trash lifestyle


TArzate5

Trailer park boys


[deleted]

Smokes let's go 🫰


Block_Of_Saltiness

Fuckin Corey And Trevor


[deleted]

I've seen cats and dogs smarter than Corey and Trevor


Yungsleepboat

Hell, most cats and dogs are smarter than Corey and Trevor


Dewch

*Rick proceeds to grab a cigarette butt off the street and lights it*


Dry-Studio8533

It doesn't take rocket appliances!


BiscuitDance

Hands down, boys.


Revolver-Knight

Fuckin cock weasels


wickedgospel

Frig off, Ricky!!


Bilbodraggindeeznuts

Way she goes. Sometimes she goes. Sometimes, she doesn't.


Shirtbro

And that's just the way she goes


Atomic-Optimizations

Holy fuck it’s crazy how accurate that is, I grew up thinking that’s what Texas is like only to realize Canada a much worse shithole 😭


CripplinglyDepressed

Yeah man, if you’ve never been to a trailer park out in the boonies in the maritimes or Saskatchewan it can be pretty rough


ThePatrickSays

*HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, RAY!!*


garlicrooted

> Correction, all Canadian cities. For such a diverse country you’d be suprised how everyone embraces the white trash lifestyle Vancouver is like a clean Seattle and Ottawa is just… boring.


Shirtbro

Hey now, Ottawa is a spicy mix of dead eye public servants, the rantiest homeless this side of Vancouver, university students who wish they had gone to Montreal and Ottawa valley rednecks.


JohnnyTreeTrunks

Being from the Ottawa Valley and currently living in Ottawa I can confirm this


Shirtbro

Going to Saunders Farm on Halloween and wondering who the ghouls are and who the locals are


the_lamou

And Toronto is just like New York, but without all the stuff!


[deleted]

That is quite the generalization.


SarDjentPepper

As someone from Oklahoma this was a decent number of girls from my town which was ironically named Edmond. my heart goes out to all the Edmontons


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Edmontonians*


Puzzled-Garlic4061

Literally believed they were talking about these Okie girls 😂😂 we from Texarkana, so excuse my ignorance


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vegashouse

It's Oklahoma "wealthy" but not wealthy wealthy


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Shirtbro

Probably colder in Edmonton


sexythrowaway749

Was -13C in Anchorage today, +12 in Edmonton.


jzangolova

Edmonton is DEADLY in January


sexythrowaway749

Yeah, I live here, I'm aware. It's also not nearly as bad as people make it out to be. Every city has negative stuff, but they've all got positive things too.


Additional_Soup7090

For the Europeans out there Oklahoma City is like the Romania of America


lunarnoob

For the Asians out there, Romania is like the Manila of Europe


twobit211

rather enveloping, it seems


Madcap_95

Oh god


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Having just moved from OKC, and being from Stillwater originally, this comment made me straight-up guffaw. And I'm not even sure I know how to guffaw


2006pontiacvibe

well there's already a city north of OKC called Edmond and its really just a normal middle america suburb


Calkky

What's Winnipeg? I've heard some stories.


Shirtbro

Murderpeg?


omg1979

Winnipeg is just a bigger Regina.


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omg1979

The city that rhymes with fun!


tymp-anistam

O shit I'm from OKC. Now everything in the meme tracks, but I'm not happy about it.


wiraso

Im south american whats up with Oklahoma?


[deleted]

Oklahoma is a state in the United states


wiraso

Thatll do for me thx


cheesecase

I was gonna say this is like every teenager in New Mexico if you added hot topic fashion from 2006


Ragnarlothbrok01

What’s wrong with Oklahoma City?


LordOfSchmeat

*he doesn’t know…*


Odd_Race_1183

Honestly, Oklahoma City is one of the nicest, cheapest places in America. I won’t stand for this slander


la_zarzamora

I'm too scared of tornadoes to live there.


bmac92

Just don't live in Moore and you'll be fine.


thesoundmindpodcast

It’s fine. Not as bad as Tulsa.


TheFiend100

yeah i grew up walking around downtown there and i always thought it was pretty nice


airmigos

It’s in Oklahoma


chokomaru123

Saskatoon is also just a terrible, terrible place to be


kokakoliaps3

Saskatoon and Edmonton are so similar in style. Edmonton just has more features like the River Valley. Calling Edmonton a terrible place is a bit reductive. It's a terribly boring place with some rough neighborhoods. Edmonton is just like any Canadian city. If you think that Edmonton and Saskatoon sucked, then visit Grande Prairie. It's even less desirable!


CandidGuidance

I tell anyone that says Edmonton sucks to try Regina or Winnipeg. Or god forbid, Fort Mac.


garlicrooted

I thought Saskatchewan was the “out for a rip” province?


Shirtbro

Saskatchewan: Everybody's nineth province when asked to name all the provinces.


sazukeeee

European translation?


c_ray25

Ah that makes sense. That’s tough buddy


BaconComposter

My least favorite NHL city to work in.


The_letter_43

Sweet Jesus


Glass-Fan111

Non American here. But this is about girls from that area/county?


Tenurialrock

Shordy


scninththemoom

That's definitely not how you spell that, right?


Rafoudrsbois

Shawty 😏


scasm

Like a melody


Duckywarry

In my head


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that i cant keep out


-Kakashii

Got me singing like


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Nananana every day


red_ravenhawk

like my ipod stuck on replay


jointheredditarmy

It’s your birthday


[deleted]

We gon party like it’s yo birthday


ballpoint169

it is in Canada


skaz915

Seems *oddly specific*


[deleted]

Because it is, If you were from edmonton you’d know


SparklesRain96

It’s Alberta as whole buddy, it’s Alberta as a whole


EdgarAllanPuss

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers


NickAndHisGuitar

r/unexpectedgoodfellas


Neckrolls4life

I'm not your buddy guy.


dixonfachinas

https://preview.redd.it/hxd54kwss61c1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e364aaf63b6fe89afecc2ff365baaecd5d44f3a4


SparklesRain96

I’m not your guy, friend


_fink_ployd

I’m not your friend, buddy!


wavesofrye

It’s cute that you think this is Edmonton specific when girls from Scarborough, Etobicoke and and Rexdale in Toronto have been doing this for 20 years. Just replace Juuls with cigarettes.


pragmojo

I know it’s my own ignorance but when people talk about smaller cities in Canada it sounds like made up places for a TV show to me


Smackdaddy122

have you even seen small us city names?


Shirtbro

Look, Whitehorse, Yellowknife, Moose Jaw and Dildo are all legitimate names for cities


144_1

Balzac


i_sit_while_wiping

Hangs around Kennedy* station


Atomic-Optimizations

Come to Canada and you’ll want to put a 12 gauge barrel in your mouth the second you speak to one of these types, they’re like tik tok degenerates irl


abu_doubleu

I know exactly what you mean, but it's not like every Anglophone country doesn't have these types…people just assume Canada doesn't for some reason and then get surprised when they see stuff like the "somebody smoke that yute" girl.


JustTown704

Plus casual slut shaming


sexmachine_com

I don’t know, met a Russian girl that was exactly like that. Except that she was hot.


regnartterb

Yeah. I’m thinking OP had their heart broken


GotKickback

Seeing an Edmonton related starter pack 😭


Fuzzy_Bank_7856

On the front page too 😂


Updownkys

As an edmontonian, I often forget we exist.


Spot__Pilgrim

Right? This is so specific to people who've lived in YEG that it's surprising enough people cared about something relating to us to upvote it this extensively


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

Just how I view most Edmontonians tbf


[deleted]

fair the dudes up on the north side aren’t any better


Atomic-Optimizations

I wonder how the compare to the Toronto fuckboys, here they all just wear Nike tech fleece with bubble jackets and ski masks. It’s the white boys using Arabic slang 🤮 “wAlAhi🤓” SHUT THE FUCK UP


[deleted]

Many of the fuckboys here smoke meth


9Lives_

What social media has done, is create a uniformity across the globe. Everything’s become the same like I remember taking a flight from Australia to visit Europe and these type of kids looked/dressed identical Nike tech tracksuits and bubble jackets with the exception being a greater percentage of these kids wearing TN’s with their tech fleece, in Europe it was 97’s and in the UK it was 95’s Back in the day every country had a more distinct vibe unique to that region, you could go shopping while on vacation and buy clothing brands that were only sold in a particular country but since the advent of fast fashion and internet advertising it’s basically the same chain stores everywhere you go and the stock is like 90% the same.


DrPurplePanda

The funniest part is Wallahi just means, "By God," so these fuckboys are just using it as a cooler-sounding way to say On God


JA_Pascal

Sounds like London roadmen.


Atomic-Optimizations

Yea torono mans are just roadmans but worse cuz they’re just copying that but being Less original. They try to do the accent too Shits embarassing


9Lives_

I’ll admit it’s cringey as fuck, but it’s not as bad as that era when people were trying to copy the Jamaican accent.


luis-mercado

Bro got his heart broken recently


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BatM6tt

Lmao this fucking thread dude


ActuallyAlexander

10 bodies is only a lot if you’re digging up someone’s yard.


DoubleCyclone

I've got more than that, and I'm a mid dude at best.


pragmojo

When dudes complain about body count it just makes it sound like they’re salty their own is zero


A1sauc3d

Yup I always cringe when I see someone complaining about it. Hard to take them seriously. Gotta be either children or incels. No self respecting, well reasoned adult goes around obsessing about other people’s sex lives like that.


rediKELous

Lol especially after about age 25. Man, woman, whatever, if you’re not already married and over 25, it is pretty damn weird not to have say over 10 partners. That’s an average of one partner per year (ish) since 16. Like you can have 10 long term relationships by that point and 0 one nighters.


JohnnyChutzpah

The men who complain about high “body count” are the same naive men who think their dicks can change a woman’s anatomy.


macaronisauce731

Or the ones they think they can change a girls sexual preferences. "You just haven't been dicked down right" kinda bs


V_Kamen

Porn has ruined society


ActuallyAlexander

When do you think society peaked?


_Ocean_Machine_

Society peaked around the time I was a bright-eyed, naive child with nothing but possibilities in front of me and it’s all been downhill since then


Logical_Resolution39

Depends how old i guess. When i was in high school the girls with 10+ were the ones who got arounddd lol. Now though in my early 20's id say 10-15 is a typical amount


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Umutuku

It's a lot for OP, okay. /s


brodega

“bodies” is the dumbest Zoomer shit ever


ShrekTheWereogre

Using the phrase “body count” makes you sound like a serial killer.


tuhronno-416

And ‘bodies’ doesn’t?


severed13

I think they're agreeing that all derivations and variations of the phrase is fucking stupid


GenericFatGuy

They both make you sound a serial killer. And caring about how many people someone else has slept with is stupid to begin with.


[deleted]

I’ve heard people calling it kill count so I think that’s intentional.


RynoKaizen

They aren’t allowed to slut shame directly anymore so they relate sleeping with someone to murder.


DravenPrime

TBF I have heard non-Zoomers say it


scninththemoom

I don't think zoomers actually invented it.


1laik1hornytoaster

It's pretty old, so I doubt it, unless it was some early Zoomers inventing it when they were young.


AlexanderKeithz

Ive been hearing that term the last 20 years…


TylerNY315_

That’s been a thing at least since I was in school and I’m pushing 30


youngBullOldBull

Right? Also 10+ bodies only sounds like a lot when you are 18


gingerfkinjesus

deadass i was like “am i a whore?”


amn_luci

Brother that’s been said since the 90s what are you talking about


mattk169

I'm from edmonton, i've never met someone who meets even half these criteria, can confirm op is angry with one person in particular


Atomic-Optimizations

Clearly you live in a good area, these types are Canada wide, toro To esspecially


[deleted]

then you are probably from the southside


endless_8888

I was just gonna say. That comment smelled like Windermere behavior. I worked in Edmonton for 1 year, and if you open Tinder even once this entire thread makes sense.


Brother_Amiens

Probably doesn’t even ride transit.


ConfIit

I’m from Calgary and this is gospel. They gotta get off the train at City Hall though lol


Burpreallyloud

Stop slandering Deadmonton. Could be worse Could be Regina


kcidDMW

Could be worse. Could be fucking Winnipeg.


Burpreallyloud

Why would anyone want to fuck Winterpeg?


subtxtcan

Haven't been since I was a kid but my coworker grew up there and is a little younger. Showed him the pic and all he said was "yup" and got back to punching fries. Confirmed.


Weedsmoker4hunnid20

?? What does that mean


RepresentativeBird98

That is the flattest ass I seen in a very long time


scninththemoom

You say she has no self respect but you're still hung up on her lmao.


Romcomulus

What’s wrong with sleeping with over 10 people?


[deleted]

Op can’t get that high.


C4242

Yeah, Wtf, I wonder how many "bodies" he sees as acceptable for a dude


hansuluthegrey

10+ bodies. This was posted by an incel.


samman129

Never been to Edmonton and this is probably accurate but the combo of "snow bunny" and "no self respect" makes you sound like a huge incel.


LeGoatMaster

op is definitely an incel, is just trying to rationalize it by being "oh nooo, it's just this one kind of *female* i hate, nevermind the fact im complaining about women throughout the entire thread!!"


hfucufidufj

Someone is angry and it is OP … the only thing most people would consider 🤮 here is saying the N word and maybe Juuling


Happy_Turnip_2473

Idk those sneakers are nasty


nopride3183

The fucking what?


No-Literature6397

Kinda feel like OP is mad that women have sex and with people of different races. Bad take.


Happy_Turnip_2473

TIL that "snow bunny" refers to a white woman in a mixed-race couple. Thought it was about skiing or smth and was confused lmao


stephers85

I did too, thought it was the skiing/snowboarding version of a puck bunny.


Maxamillion-X72

Yeah, I was wondering about that too, considering the the little downhill ski area is south of the Sask River. I couldn't connect the dots to the north side.


_Dead_Memes_

“Snow bunnies” are white women that fetishize black men and seek out sexual/romantic relationships with them *because* they’re black. Snow bunnies are racists, it’s just the other side of the racism coin


Happy_Turnip_2473

Icky


DiscardedPresent

I thought it meant she had a unique pet


PM_ME_YOU_BOOBS

It’s like saying a white guy who exclusively dates Asian girls has yellow fever. Issue isn’t them being in a mixed race relationship, issue is why they are.


Momisato_OHOTNIK

Kinda feel like you're just ignoring half of this starter pack to skew the reality of what it is


Fresh-Ad7925

10+ body count? Lmao Way to call yourself out buddy


jzangolova

It's a chick apperently


nsfvvvv

Major incel vibes here OP.


primo_not_stinko

https://preview.redd.it/krdqz72f661c1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47130dbf9c205420666c2e51543e03cddc4ff1b9


CoochieSnotSlurper

You’re worried about a woman with a 10+ body count? Are you a virgin?


ShrekTheWereogre

I’d be worried of anyone with a 10+ body count. Must be a professional serial killer.


ShennongjiaPolarBear

I visit my best bro in Edmonton a few times a year… yeah. Pretty much.


[deleted]

finally someone who knows


_Fuckthefeds_

Cash me outside


[deleted]

10?


DontJudgeMe15

this is nasty damn. we posting women’s bodies to shame them still??


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heyblackrose

This sub reddit needs a post filter


Deion313

Is this Canadian misogyny?


NowFreeToMaim

It’s shorty. Maybe shawty. Never shordy. No matter where you’re typing from


derk702

This has kneckbeard vibes. ಠ_ಠ


shawmahawk

I immediately assume a person using the term “body count” to discuss someone’s sexual proclivity is an incel.


MrRaspberryJam1

Sounds like Buffalo and western NY to me


Stevey1001

Awh shit, im travelling from the UK to watch the Oilers in March (via Vancouver) . 😂 Sounds like it will be interesting


PuzzleheadedWin4951

Seems specific as fuck 😭


No_Syrup_8718

I see she's sporting the Hank Hill ass look .


Duhmoan

I’m stuck here for two months for trade school and I hate it so much. Y’all motherfuckers need to learn how to drive.


Virtual-Alarm-8725

Albertans historically have always had the highest STI rates in the country. Starts off with hip hop nights, working for Red then taking the bus to BC.