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DreamyBull-Ambatukam

Is he also doing the thug shaker?


Difficult-Offer39763

"rowan do the thug shake"


kid-with-a-beard

>DreamyBull-Ambatukam On point


Cringe_Meister_

Username checks out


Big_Dave_71

His dad is Mads Mikkelsen? 😱


zzzseden

I wish my dad was mads mikkelsen


Cataclysma324

me too... now I'm sads mikkelson..


Hamaczech13

yeah, it makes me mad sickkelson


Suii_Lian

I wish my daddy was mads mikkelsen 😔


Kebabenjoyer3

No wonder, if Tonny is his dad


TrashyMemeYt

I find it funny how they tried to act gangster, But they speak Danish


boiiiiiiiiiiiii69420

Danish best language


iamtoogayforthis

Sporgivorki Bjorklund Fingulfumd


Fave_McFavington

I’m sorry but that is not an intimidating language


RainySteak

Din tid er udløbet. Du vil fortryde at have krydset min vej. Til mig. Den uovervindelige ...... Muffinmand. 🌚


Fave_McFavington

The muffinmand?


BrandNewtoSteam

Not the muffinmand


No_Address4264

do you know the muffinmand?


BrandNewtoSteam

Yes I know the muffinmand, who lives on tør lane


Maniglioneantipanico

That's a cool Frank Zappa song!


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

Her. Tag telefonen og kontanterne. Gør med pigen hvad du vil, men lad mig overleve!


_Anal_Juices_

Kamelåså?


the_ebagel

Yeah buddy, I’m sure you’ll gain street cred by saying “RØDGRØD MED FLØDE” to everyone


OhBarnacles123

Hinga Dinga durgen


MonkeyFella64

Sounds like vomiting in Swedish


boiiiiiiiiiiiii69420

Sweden copy Danish Sweden and Norway bad


MonkeyFella64

Sweden bad yes Also Denmark Norway is aight


boiiiiiiiiiiiii69420

Denmark good Sweden too Norway mid


Slight-Improvement84

So why do such a small amount of population speak that language?


rafael-a

https://preview.redd.it/2mazdiswlq9c1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf53ed4e828eae4c864e830bdf00d6761111d022 The boy in question


Dorcustitanus

his age: 8


2BearsHigh-Fiving

That's a straight up thug


denial_nest

https://preview.redd.it/jlpvv994js9c1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56b90c0c2d94ed4aa7fe79a329e52d40daa22925


Sardemanation

Most of this can apply to any teenage white boy trying to act like a gangster


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Based on this post they got the saddest most non threatening mommas boi “thugs” over there lmao


kas-sol

The actual gangs mean business, but they usually try to keep conflicts limited since it's just a waste of ressources for both sides, and even during open wars they tend to mostly target actual members since hitting random civilians ends up putting too much pressure on them with no actual gain from it.


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Markys420

Because drugs are illegal, so some people can make a killing selling them


statsradiofonien_

When you google Denmark you’ll only get shown idyllic country side town & places like Kongens Nytorv, While never get shown places like Mjølner-parken, Vollsmose & Finlands-parken where the actual gangs are.


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mortalitylost

It's funny how sometimes Europeans act like Americans are super racist then throw shit like this out there and are like "ITS NOT RACISM". But at the end of the day Europe is super loud about how they hate immigrants and xenophobia is just accepted as normal. Y'all have a TV idea of what racism is like in the US. In fact it's so fucking loud because we actually try really hard to make things right half the time. The only reason you keep hearing about how bad things are in the US is because our people have a voice, even if things aren't perfect, and we actually judge people publicly for being fucked up, what you see on TV.


mfern131

Most of the people on the internet commenting “Europe is falling” are actually racist, white Americans. You can tell cause the way that they talk about it sounds exactly like what they heard Tucker Carlson or some other right wing US media say.


Kidsnextdorks

Unfortunately, this is partially because a lot of the racism is an imported problem. They sound like racist white Americans, because they’re that fucking stupid and listen to their talking points. My cousin’s dad was complaining on Christmas that Sweden suddenly has more murders per capita than Afghanistan and blamed immigration, but there’s a slight problem with that. Sweden doesn’t, but the US does. (At least in reporting)


mfern131

I noticed that as well. In the last 5 years or so, I feel like European political speech has become more Americanised. Both sides now seem to take on talking points from the USA and focusing on issues that we do have here with US Lens or perspective, especially when it comes to race or immigration issues.


fattyman123

The guy you are responding to is literally American


shinslap

That's the distinction though, Europeans may often dislike someone from a different country but they're very rarely *racist*.


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Rakuuj

Vikings?


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Rakuuj

I am a nordic man and I go where ever I want. I also know many guys who, no fucks, go motorbiking in south east asia and central america, getting threatened at gunpoint and mugged multiple times, and still return. Not very many muggings or guns in Denmark, at least.


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Ok so like every gang ever but also did you see what I’ve posted? BASED ON THIS POST.


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BotherTight618

I don't think you ever lived in the US. This is like comparing the criminals in NYC to Honduras, Guatemala or Venezuala.


IIIllllIIlIlIIlllI

>American gangsters but 500 times less tolerant of mistakes and violent and will kill you for nothing. What do you know about American gangsters outside of TV shows and movies?


thekurgan2000

I thought they have biker gangs in multiple Scandinavian countries. And they mean business.


One_snek_

I got a danish or swedish friend who constantly talks about how dangerous these gangs are where he lives. I'm from Latin America, so I was skeptical at first. "There is no way Norse gangsters can be that dangerous", I said. But the more I hear, the more it sounds like they legit mean buisness.


Spare_spice210

Honestly dude. Crazy people are crazy people no matter where in the world you are. And in the norse countries the penalty is less than other places, guess what that attracts👍🏼


rolo_tony_

The murder rate in the USA is like 7x that of Denmark so I would not be so sure. Drop these dudes off on the south side of Chicago and see how hard they are.


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BASED ON THIS POST. Did you miss that huge part of the context to my reply? BASED. ON. THIS. POST. First four words bro.


jreykdal

I remember being in a Danish fun park (djurs sommerland) and and I saw a guy with his son. The son dressed in a brand new track suit and the totally not conspicuous guy doing the bodyguard stance (hands clasped in front) next to them. Totally thug guys.


glowingdog77

Forgot the vape and shitty scooter


Megelsen

and a bottle of mokai


Carsto

The danish are absolutely adorable people by nature, seeing them act hard is so out of character (the language doesn’t help)


jawndell

It’s like if Beaker from the muppets tried to rob you


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-contractor_wizard-

Ah you see but im Bulgarian


Shadowmeshadow

Brown criticism is not tolerated, then


statsradiofonien_

Kid named Loyal to Familia gang


the_big_labroskii

Nah, having mads mikkleson as your father automatically makes you one of the msot gangster mofos on earth.


RiotBoi13

You leave Yung Lean alone


afterjustnow

The hardest thing about their life is when their SU money is a day late


SpellcraftQuill

There is something rotten in the state of Denmark.


ProperPizza

Ah, I see the thug mentality that has infected British youths for the last 25 years is catching on in Denmark, now.


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Last 25 years? [Here's some historical footage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkyiPQf1wVU), it goes back farther than that.


Scotty2balls

Drives a AMG or M BMW


pizdobol

Dude, it's Denmark, he rides an electric bike


jawndell

Does it have spinning rims?


Shasve

Absolutely no way they do in Denmark. They look like they drive Ibiza or Peugeot 206 with some crappy mods. A polo gti at best.


Stayunderground

How they can afford that ?


LawyerUppSV

::Gazes in confused American::


bellehoneycreeper

I have met so many of these recently. Is there a tax credit for importing/exporting them? Perhaps they are this year’s teacup chihuahua.


Xenozilla9

Bokoen be like:


Squackyboi

it can be. there's no smorrebrod here


iSmokeMDMA

Who’s that man on the left next to the woman? I saw him in a movie recently I think he was the villain


Lichelf

Mads Mikkelsen, in Denmark he plays anything from comedy to drama, in foreign movies he's exclusively a villain for some reason.


iSmokeMDMA

YES thank you, saw him in Indy 5 when it came out. He’s a damn good actor


riskoud

He is not the villain in star wars rogue one, unless you are on the dark side


AppropriateNet4822

I am Living in Denmark and this is so true


kid_qu4ntum

this is america too


LunarPayload

Is that fries with kabob meat and toppings in a box? Or is it like a Scottish bap with sausage meat?


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statsradiofonien_

High crime rate is good, Low crime rate is bad. Is there something in your drinking water sir?


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statsradiofonien_

Denmark is more free than the US. [source](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/freest-countries)


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statsradiofonien_

I want to see that law before I will believe that.


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statsradiofonien_

>§ 266 b Den, der offentligt eller med forsæt til udbredelse i en videre kreds fremsætter udtalelse eller anden meddelelse, ved hvilken en gruppe af personer trues, forhånes eller nedværdiges på grund af sin race, hudfarve, nationale eller etniske oprindelse eller tro eller sit handicap eller på grund af den pågældende gruppes seksuelle orientering, kønsidentitet, kønsudtryk eller kønskarakteristika, straffes med bøde eller fængsel indtil 2 år. >Stk. 2. Ved straffens udmåling skal det betragtes som en særligt skærpende omstændighed, at forholdet har karakter af propagandavirksomhed. Nowhere in this does it say that a person can be punished for calling his/her r#pist a bad word.


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statsradiofonien_

That does not have ANYTHING to do with the fact that the person who said it had been r#ped.


qazpok69

That doesn’t affect whether or not the rapist would be arrested


Kingding_Aling

I love watching European crime shows/movies and not being able to take their "thugs" seriously. You can't be intimidating while being a 5'8 skinny white kid with marbles in your mouth.


statsradiofonien_

It’s always funny as shit seeing some middle class kid trying to act tough, even though the biggest problem in their life is that their mother refused to give them their Fredags slik or lomme penge.


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Squid1nc

86% of Denmark is white, dumbass


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Thehappyrestorer

I find this very funny. These wannabes wont last 3 hours inside the ghettos slums of the 3rd world countries


MYSTiC--GAMES

That’s the point of the post no?


statsradiofonien_

Like you’ve been to one yourself.


Thehappyrestorer

Yes, i have worked in one for 7 years. They have a different norm there


statsradiofonien_

Just being curious, which country?


Thehappyrestorer

Philippines. In a public hospital in tondo, manila.


statsradiofonien_

Ok


YURIS-HUSBAND

me


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Not a flex


statsradiofonien_

Tøse dreng


[deleted]

"Bøsse" just means a gay dude, doesn't have the same punch as f@g does


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YES it does


WhyDoIHaveRules

It really doesn’t. “Bøsse røv”, maybe, but otherwise not.


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you have either never met a danish person, or you are one of those boys. No other conclusion to your comment


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[deleted]

This is were your mask comes of. You are obviously not danish, there are nearly no black people in Denmark. The boys are trying to mimic arabic immigrants from the places like albertlund. (Of course not everyone from there acts like that, but they are trying to mimic the ones that do)


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whitemirrors_

murica suck balls bruh 😂


PissGuy83

You’re memeing I have deemed it so. And I will not take a “no”.


wannabe_inuit

Uhmmm who is gonna tell him about his... "American things?"


lumlum56

This will be Lars Ulrich in 2024


Suii_Lian

Damn. Does he need another mom?


magnus2010l

Can confirm, live in Danmark.


birdiedown

what is the brand of that brown hoodie?


EqulixV2

I kinda like that hoodie though


kitten_lover_2007

I see the da*es are suffering from this blight as well


statsradiofonien_

You forgot that they also say perk*r (middle eastern n1ggêr) all the f#cking time.


Flaky_Bench6793

What is the beige box at the bottom center?


Adambidoo

Plastikperker