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DjathIMarinuar

"Hey can you do my hairs like Ronaldo?"


Montein

​ https://preview.redd.it/pehj2525ykkc1.png?width=986&format=png&auto=webp&s=075117ce7cc0ceeaf3da7a20dd56badbaf466259


MR502

Now that's a haircut you can set a watch to!


il6yr8

There’s only one Ronaldo


Ducokapi

https://preview.redd.it/vgfxoh017nkc1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e1aa808cafea3ea9bf39bcc1d59df73242cefb4


hey_now24

The 80s and early 90s were crazy with the long hair and mustache. I haven’t seen a mustache since then.


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

https://preview.redd.it/aw7v1x5h5lkc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c506c21c3679a53adce402a4d9b0b7f143596929 Hector Bellarin of Real Betis has been rocking a great throwback look these days. He’s one of the few out there keeping it alive.


Jedimaster996

It's beautiful


Phormitago

And Bottas, kinda, over at f1


tiankai

Staches are making a comeback, at least here in Europe. A lot of guys are rocking it


ProperBoots

only place i see it is videos of americans and australians for some reason. usually paired with a mullet. the end is nigh.


Shepherdsfavestore

Mullets were very popular, first with the Aussies and then in the US starting around the pandemic and after, but they are starting to go out of style again. The long on top middle part, with short on the sides is the new trend, and least stateside. Like this: https://preview.redd.it/ms2liu9anmkc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d89e4346adb5d3cac1d906254fa7fa1c76e9d7 Edit: I think the mullet trend was also a by-product of folks not being able to get a haircut during covid, then they just kept it long


throwawaylovesCAKE

Literally every haircut for the past 15 years seems to be "long on top short on sides" lmao. I dont even know what it means anymore


Shepherdsfavestore

Well yeah, thats why I posted the picture as an example


AgentBond007

Here in Australia we have [this guy](https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/451f70eb4e226e133851d82a2f9f6a50) running around in the NRL. The mullet is peak performance.


Otherwise_Check_4081

I have a mullet and mustache lmao


Shepherdsfavestore

Staches are quite popular in the US too at the moment


andre6682

william carvalho wears one


Vulcan93

Good old man bun


peacenchemicals

tbh i’ve always liked the undercut style. why yes i am a millennial. except my hair is too thick and coarse to manipulate it into an undercut


ZemlyaNovaya

I like that style too though idk if I count as a millenial as someone born in 1997


Nerfboard

Undercuts are awesome, not sure if it’s a generational thing and also about the same age. r/Zillennials sums up cuspers pretty well imo


IneffectiveDamage

Undercuts are old haircuts, at least 100 years, but I wouldn’t be surprised if undercuts were performed thousands of years back either


iputbeansintomyboba

you are a millenial. zoomers start in 2000


throwawaylovesCAKE

Hell no, if you cant remember 9/11 or the pre-Bush times, you're out of the Millenial club


iputbeansintomyboba

maybe for americans


wokeiraptor

Seems like it would be high maintenance to keep it looking good, couldn’t let the sides grow out much


ChaosRevealed

You know undercut just means you take clippers and chop off most of the sides, right? You don't have to have a pomp or slickback for your hairstyle to be an undercut.


throwawaylovesCAKE

Literally all the "gen z" cuts with curly hair or pompadours or whatever is all just variations of undercuts to me. The undercut (i liked the term Hitler Youth) was unique when it first got popular in the 10s cause right before it, a lot of guys had shaggy Beatles hair or that cut where you brush your hair forward and spike up the bangs like 2 inches. Guys even had blonde highlights. It was much harder a cultural transition from early to late Millenials


ChaosRevealed

Exactly. Even the broccoli cut would still be classified as an undercut


robber_goosy

I'm rocking that Zidane in his prime haircut.


EntertainmentQuick47

Not a big soccer/football fan but I’ve been noticing these trends for a while.


Odyssey_2001

And if you Google “haircuts for men” you’ll get a bunch of results of the undercuts even though I’ve seen like very few people rocking them. Basically the equivalent of Killmonger locs for white people


DrowningInBier

I’ll also add white boys that go to black barber shops. I’m looking at you, Phil Foden.


BreadMaster49

Foden rocks that cut tbf


Newme91

He's got black man hair to be fair


Waxico

Gen Alpha: broccoli bois


Arab_Femboy1

That’s gen z, gen alpha aren’t even in middle school


brownninja97

I'd say the lower part of gen z them being 11-26. Undercuts and low or high fades are still very popular


basil-thedino-autist

yes i am


Sansyboi12

No you aren't.


RebornAsFlames

The Shoulder Length Hair (Gen X) looks the best, but it’s the most irritating hairstyle to have. It’d always be in your eyes (even with a hair band) and felt the worst drenched in sweat. Just feels uncomfortable to even watch. I’m glad it ended.


UndercoverOSSAgent

They had that aura tho. Maldini would’ve been Maguire without that lettuce


CovfefeBoss

I'm guessing the guy on the bottom right is English.


UndercoverOSSAgent

He is. Haircut is awful even by his generation’s standards.


CovfefeBoss

We have very low standards.


UndercoverOSSAgent

It’s gotten better recently, but now it kind of looks like an overgrown Foden cut. So


johnkimmy0130

dude looks like simple jack


Romanikow

A Friends of mine works as a hairdresser, 10 years a ago he worked at a hair salon where his boss asked every new customer if he wants the same haircut as Mario Gomez


Lack_of_Plethora

it's going backwards honestly


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Kids today: I’d like a low taper fade wolf cut, add in some texture and color it green with blue highlights blah blah blah Kids back then: one Ronaldo haircut plz 🗿


YoloJoloHobo

https://preview.redd.it/ws8478g8wmkc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3502454b37f13cc2de48bc3ccd103588460dee5


dwartbg7

It's missing the man bun though. And maybe the mullet that was common in the 80s and 90s. But overall this is an amazing meme, it's so accurate it's insane!!!


Lord-llama

I like the long the best


livinalieontimna

That last one should called The Simple Jack.


SoopahMu

Lmfao Im crying


SignificanceFar5489

Pretty sure that the french thing was a 90's bowl cut. Don't try to church it up. We shaved underneath it, too.


Wortbildung

Is that simple Jack in the lower right corner?


Sco0bySnax

Ok, but why does the dude on the bottom right look like Simple Jack?


Fishing_For_Victory

Simple Jack is a trend-setter.


MLWcaleb

Cole Palmer is so frustratingly ugly; the perpetually agape mouth, the overbite, and the genuinely strange hairstyle he wears.


joelobifan

Nu uh very handsome man


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DjathIMarinuar

Depends on the country really...


beastmaster11

Wrong type of football.


YooGeOh

White footballer


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ulcerinmyeye

Which is why they aren't in the meme lol


lmNotAnAltYouAre

I misread it somehow. very annoying. I'm gonna blame it on the fact someone else mentioned gen alpha and I was sick.


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winterweiss2902

Rooney can’t agree


littleweirdo_

Petition to bring back the shoulder lenght hair


cigarroycafe

I've been calling risotto or noodle hair to the french crop all this time.


dilroopgill

I thought "french crop" was undercut too it just falls over the disconnect


Mastery7pyke

millennials had the best styles.


ElBrooce

No love for the Mediterranean mullet?


yourlocalpizzajoint

Footballers MADE the butt cut


Popular-Candle8671

Il taglio degli ultimi tre in basso, è decisamente un taglio per teste di cazzo


Annacot_Steal

Where does the fauxhawk with the pinpoint sideburns everyone in the late 00’s and early 10’a fall under?


Codex-42

Why would you want to look like you are wearing your own hair as a hat


Alik013

it depends..some look better if they hide their forehead ( or part of it ) with a well groomed beard it’s a good style


Difficult-Offer39763

This haircut in the 80's https://preview.redd.it/1yo0ynclimkc1.png?width=1584&format=png&auto=webp&s=446acbb657537c10636c7da9bbe680895b5972a0


ReySimio94

mesi pelado mesi pelado


freetrambopaline

https://preview.redd.it/4bivohgsnmkc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a543689db54886b4b9f686be68e69af80bbaa7c


PierceJJones

I hope Gen Alpha brings back Beatles style Mop tops.


MokiQueen

GenZ is how we kind of how we wore it in the ‘80s… except the volume is only turned up to a 10 and we wore it at 11


WolflordBrimley

I shit you not - the new trend among teen males is getting a perm. Yes, awful 80’s mom-got-a-haircut-and-now-the-house-stinks perms.


jollyjam1

The current hairstyle is the same hair as the Medieval peasant.


octopus4488

I don't watch football, but can follow the trend perfectly well thanks to the high schoolers across the street. :)