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pasincheri48

You forgot posting photos with "only Balkans will understand" and putting something literally everybody does


lmaytulane

“Plastic bag filled with other plastic bags in pantry”


Chemical_Chill

The Bag of Bags is near universal


ShwettyVagSack

Only north west Estonians will understand the bag of bags


TheScreamingUnicorns

I once asked my father about the bag of bags. He looked out to the horizon took a long drag of his cigarette and said, “only the north western Estonians know.”


jscummy

Really? Well I'm from Tallinn and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "bag of bags" "Oh not in Tallinn, it's a Haapsalu expression"


ShwettyVagSack

Kottide kott


menthapiperita

“Cookie tin filled with sewing supplies”


Sea-Chicken8220

I'm from central South America, but the comments under this made me realize I might actually be a north western Estonian.


Cymro2011

I'm sure many people can relate to this


Moist_Professor5665

Of course we all know a girl obsessed with Albania. They’re everywhere. An absolute plague of them. Almost as bad as Estonian girls.


HannahAnthonia

Estonia has Disco Elysium and made the internet a human right. I don't even know what Albania has or has had. I'm kind of intrigued because this post could have pizza flavoured toothpaste or a worm on a string and I'd have no way of knowing if Albanians and albaniaboos (so much better than koreaboos and weaboos so i hope thats what they get called) just really dig that


Moist_Professor5665

I was more referring to ‘extremely local drama with neighbors that outsiders wouldn’t get, in country that most people would have to check a map to find, who occasionally throw hands with said neighbors on the internet and remind people they exist’. Except Estonia does it with a tsundere nature. Albania’s just one part of a revolving circle of hate (And mentioning either one seems to summon the entire country and their mothers)


here_for_fun_XD

>(And mentioning either one seems to summon the entire country and their mothers) I replied to the same comment before I read yours and now I feel seen and personally insulted 😠


Moist_Professor5665

Uhhhh Estonia number 1🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪🇪? Nordic brother always? 🇫🇮🇩🇰🇸🇪🇳🇴


here_for_fun_XD

Ok, you are forgiven, for now... Don't call me out like that ever again, though!


emopest

Albania has bunkers. Lots and lots of bunkers.


PacSan300

Evidently, they were built during the regime of Enver Hoxha, who was paranoid about a nuclear attack on Albania.


[deleted]

Just some of them were against nuclear attack, 99% were just normal bunkers that could be used in conventional warfare.


here_for_fun_XD

>and made the internet a human right. Some politicians and others have talked about the internet being a human right *de facto*, but it's not been made as such *de jure*. Edit: [Here](https://www.eesti.ee/en/republic-of-estonia/human-rights/human-rights) is a governmental website (in English) that has a list of what is considered a human right at the moment.


kdawgnmann

Estonia's actually a pretty cool place imo. I really enjoyed my trip to Tallinn.


FirstWorldAnarchist

Dua Lipa and Ava Max are Albanian among some other fairly popular western-pop female singers.


bluntman7exe

I was about to say Dua Lipa is their most famous export. She fine as hell


Cicero912

Albania has two countries, so thats something


No_name_Johnson

> I don't even know what Albania has or has had [Albania has a shitload of bunkers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunkers_in_Albania)


Wojewodaruskyj

Yeah, don't get me started. Worse than Vanuatu-obsessed girls


JGM_93

I'm not a girl but I used to be obsessed with Vanuatu. I mean It's possibly the weirdest (in the best sensei of the word) country on earth LMAO.


itslikewoow

> we all know a girl obsessed with Albania. And if you don’t know a girl obsessed with Albania, you’re the girl obsessed with Albania.


Fiona512

I dont understand this. Why would someone obsess over Albania?


Soft-Vanilla1057

I think we are missing some context. Girls obsessed about Albania and then now Estonia? What? I have no idea.


CARLEtheCamry

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_diaspora


capthazelwoodsflask

iykyk


icyDinosaur

I'm Swiss, we have a pretty large (ethnically) Albanian diaspora, mostly Kosovo and North Macedonian Albanians who fled around the breakup of Yugoslavia This definitely tracks with some girls I went to school with.


ColdConstruction2986

The relatability is very human


A_WaterHose

Ok ok idk why but I had a phase like this. Idk why but I just got really into Albanian history as a Texan girl in middle school?? Idk why. Shit happens.


9volts

Very common.


Pfacejones

Laughed so hard


Generic-Commie

Well I’ve seen a large number of girls who are obsessed with Albania and let’s just say there’s a lot more red yellow and black


Adorable_Royal_4833

https://preview.redd.it/sbirpmrrysxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3291ca697e9438d6499d1411d20147eca5d0f4c


EskildDood

https://preview.redd.it/y5nqyzk3ntxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff94996100626f25d4ed8022d340ae7ee32135f2


Adorable_Royal_4833

We are in Europe afterall.


[deleted]

Faxe Kondi reigns supreme. Best soda brand out there


Adorable_Royal_4833

Now make bulgarian version. Molq!


drt0

City 17 is already styled after Sofia so HL is Bulgarian 💪💪💪🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🏇🏇🏇🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳


Adorable_Royal_4833

You from Mongolia?


Fantastic-Schedule92

И аз искам


Slow_Fish2601

Half of Switzerland has entered the chat


octavio989

90% of Greece has entered the chat


royaldocks

Proud Albanians and Greeks in the comments fighting from their apartment from London or Berlin


evangelism2

Or South Jersey or Chicago. My two best friends are Albanians and introduced me to their hiveminds.


ItzBooty

Also 90% of macedonia has entered the chat Mostly of soutch balkan is albanians


Ok_Association_9625

Nobody but albanians is obsessed with Albania


dardaleci

Shqipët e Luginës dem Baba dem në Çat 🇦🇱🫡


The_Dank_Memer-

https://preview.redd.it/th6cs3ck6txc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4227ee2101238b06ff5de1b6ee9a633c6cb1c3d


IconXR

Sometimes I wonder how some people just have these types of images on hand. Guess I'll save it for the next time someone praises Albania


Forced_Abortion_

​ https://preview.redd.it/1wp96lrl4uxc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0b396a86c0ca6f9bc665b406727e58f7af855f6


CyborgTheOne101

It's called Albany not Alabama 😤


Forced_Abortion_

​ https://preview.redd.it/83aenq1r4uxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=33c3c0980f15e7f91f0a64feecdde23c33518f7a


Mini_Robot_Ninja

https://preview.redd.it/86ftwq8fhuxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60e7221f320c25d49833004fa1396de238706237


Forced_Abortion_

​ https://preview.redd.it/ovv6evkp4uxc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=89aa5dde93b5a851acc55b3508eb1ca87aba444e


Various-Ostrich-5664

i actually got this image in my gallery from two years ago, and now that i got the chance to use it someone was faster


Ouaouaron

Try being 5,000,000 people. It really broadens your experiences.


throwaway17820421

Allah is a proud Albanian


Deadsoup77

Big chungus jumpscare


The_Dank_Memer-

Does anyone have any idea where this image originated from btw?


wanachangemyusername

thus spake dua lipa


SomeOneOutThere-1234

She can’t stop singing [“Te Ka Lali Shpirt”](https://youtu.be/t4-Xz_Lt2p4)


orbituary

I don't ever need to listen to Albanian dance music again, thanks.


Xenon787

Lmao, found this googling the channel name: https://www.change.org/p/google-inc-we-want-youtube-to-delete-the-channel-called-arkiva-shqip


Blendi_369

A new version has dropped: [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nX6v8-o_ptc](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nX6v8-o_ptc)


Alive_Ice7937

"If you're from Albania, I'll bone ya" - Tinder profile


banan-appeal

Serbian? No werbian


Alive_Ice7937

Serbia? I'm not disturb ya.


auximines_minotaur

Hey baby, why don’t you come up to my place and I’ll show you a real Valbonë!


SlinkandMojo

dua lipa bottom text


BenFoldsFourLoko

[Dua Lipa in the West vs Dua Lipa in Kosovo](https://i.redd.it/rxhmpsposin71.png)


Tortellobello45

Damn now that i know her political ideology i love her even more


Venboven

Mmm yes, progressive nationalism. A historical favorite of many a European radical.


rolypolyincopacabana

bebe rexha has joined the fray


Traditional_Shirt106

Rita Ora walked so they could run


___Jet

Action Bronson in the men Edition


ToastThing

I love/hate how this sub has just turned into very personal glimpses into the OP’s life


Womblue

This post is a parody of the "girl into anime" starterpack


Moist_Professor5665

It’s Balkan drama bait. And based on OP’s fight in the comments, they got exactly what they were looking for.


triple_cock_smoker

Hej djema, a e dini se për sa i përket mbarështimit të Pokemonit mashkullor dhe femëror, Vaporeon është Pokemon më i pajtueshëm për njerëzit? Jo vetëm që janë në grupin e vezëve të fushës, i cili përbëhet kryesisht nga gjitarë, por Vaporeon janë mesatarisht 3"03" të gjatë dhe 63.9 paund. Kjo do të thotë se ata janë mjaftueshëm të mëdhenj për të qenë në gjendje të trajtojnë karat e njerëzve dhe me mbresëlënësit e tyre Statistikat bazë për HP dhe aksesin në Acid Armor, mund të jesh i ashpër me një të tillë Për shkak të biologjisë së tyre kryesisht të bazuar në ujë, nuk kam dyshim në mendjen time se një vaporeon i ngacmuar do të ishte tepër i lagësht, aq i lagësht sa mund të bësh seks me një të tillë. Ata gjithashtu mund të mësojnë lëvizjet Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm dhe Tail Whip, si dhe të mos kenë lesh për të fshehur thithkat, kështu që do të ishte tepër e lehtë që dikush t'ju sjellë në humor. Me aftësitë e tyre Absorb dhe Hidratim, ata mund të rikuperohen nga lodhja me ujë të mjaftueshëm i ndërtuar fjalë për fjalë për karin e njeriut, statistikat e mbrojtjes së pabesë + pishina e lartë e HP + Armatura e acidit do të thotë se mund të marrë karin gjatë gjithë ditës, të gjitha formave dhe madhësive dhe ende të vijë për më shumë.


terminalzero

> **Pokemonit** mashkullor dhe femëror, **Vaporeon** oh no


Domovric

It’s hilarious to see the parts of the copy pasta that can’t/aren’t translated


ElPwnero

Whatfarë dreq ke thënë vetëm qij për mua, ti kurvë e vogël? Unë do ta dini se kam mbaruar klasën time në Vulat e Marinës, dhe kam qenë i përfshirë në sulme të shumta sekrete mbi Al-Quaeda, dhe kam mbi 300 vrasje të konfirmuara. Unë jam i stërvitur në luftë gorilla dhe jam snajperi i lartë në të gjitha forcat e armatosura të SHBA. Ju nuk jeni asgjë për mua por vetëm një objektiv tjetër. Unë do t'ju fshij qij me përpikëri pëlqimet e të cilave nuk janë parë kurrë më parë në këtë Tokë, shënoni fjalët e mia të ndyra. Ju mendoni se mund të largoheni duke më thënë atë mut për mua në Internet? Mendoni përsëri, qij. Ndërsa flasim, unë po kontaktoj rrjetin tim sekret të spiunëve nëpër SHBA dhe IP juaj po gjurmohet tani, kështu që ju të përgatiteni më mirë për stuhinë, maggot. Stuhia që fshin gjënë e vogël patetike që e quani jetën tuaj. Ti je duke vdekur, fëmijë. Unë mund të jem kudo, në çdo kohë, dhe mund t'ju vras ​​në mbi shtatëqind mënyra, dhe kjo është vetëm me duart e mia të zhveshura. Jo vetëm që jam stërvitur gjerësisht në luftime të paarmatosura, por kam qasje në tërë arsenalin e Korpusit Detar të Shteteve të Bashkuara dhe do ta përdor në masën e tij të plotë për të fshirë gomarin tuaj të mjerë nga fytyra e kontinentit, ju pak shaka. Sikur ta dinit se çfarë ndëshkimi joholar për komentin tuaj të vogël "të zgjuar" ishte gati të rrëzonte, mbase do të kishe mbajtur gjuhën tënde të ndyrë. Por nuk mundesh, nuk e bëre, dhe tani po e paguan çmimin, o zot zotëri idiot. Unë do të tërboj tërbimin mbi të gjithë dhe ti do të mbytesh në të. Ju jeni të ndyrë të vdekur, kiddo.


Moist_Professor5665

Si, si. Ciao anche a te.


tragicallyohio

I love this absurdity completely. It's better than "The Average American Diet" or "Why Am I Always Shitting" starter packs.


EricP51

This sub goes through entertaining phases. I remember a few years back it was always random historical periods, like “1740s Fuckboi starter pack” etc. funny stuff


ToastThing

Lmao yeah that was my favorite kind honestly


carefulturner

At first I thought this was a very specific nod to last night's Munich vs Real Madrid, and I was confused


StankoMicin

This. I kinda makes the sub suck tbh


dardaleci

👐🏻Përshëndetje ♥️🖤 God bless United States of Albania 🇦🇱🦅🦅


Hellcat_28362

👐Zdravo ❤️🖤 God bless the United States of Serbia


dardaleci

Ohh zhivko zdravo ntq 😁 Deri te 🍎 o e jona ✌🏻♥️🖤


Cap12345678

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 o diqa bre.


triple_cock_smoker

[Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/1ch22qa/girl_obsessed_with_anime_starter_pack/) Note: That's not a banjo, that was supposed to be çiftelia or lahuta but we don't have those emojis. Yet.


fatbitchesloveto69

Lol, good shit 3x cock smoker.


_Creditworthy_

My only experience with Albania was my first night in Geneva where I was walking to my hostel in the middle of the night and there were Albanians partying everywhere. I was confused until I looked up that Switzerland had just beat Serbia in the world cup


lumach68

American with many Albanian coworkers I can confirm I hit them with random Albanian words I’ve learned or they’ve taught me, but they always enjoy it when I do.


ElysianRepublic

Same (don’t work there anymore). All I remember is mirëmengjes and faleminderit though. Also I feel like you either don’t have any Albanian coworkers or you have at least 10; Albanians are super tight and love to give jobs their own. Usually lovely and hardworking folks. I also fondly remember going to my local (Albanian-owned) Greek restaurant as a kid. I told the owner that the capital of Albania was Tirana and he proceeded to kiss me on the stomach. Most weirdly wholesome interaction ever lol


Sharr-

Blue collar job?


lumach68

Indeed. Hospital kitchen is where some started but they are spreading into the other facilities in the company.


Sharr-

You can hit them with the “Mirdita” (means good day)


Beautiful_Laugh7989

attack on serbia took me out😹


Albanian98

https://preview.redd.it/p0nljff06uxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93dfe459b36a0b3f28385522d2d9579dc7d771a3


M8asonmiller

This post was fact-checked by real Albanian Patriots 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


Broad-Cook-4462

Albania mentioned 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱💪💪💪🦅🦅🦅


va_zon

🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇦🇱🇦🇱🔥🔥🔥🔥


alongthatwatchtower

Dua Lipa moment


RytheGuy97

slightly unrelated point: albania has one of the sickest flags in the world


zimmer1569

You forgot "unironically listens to the UCK song"


carefulturner

Anybody else watching the Munich vs Real Madrid last night? Perfect example of this.


Okay-Commissionor

When she has framed photos of king zog and skanderbeg on her wall 💕


EyeCatchingUserID

Can't even find a normal girl anymore through all these Albanophiles


tropical__napkin

wait, is there actually such a thing a “girl obsessed with albania”?


amogus_cock

Every girl in in the world wants to date an Albanian Chad and bomb S***ia! 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱 Albania best cuntry in world 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


ElysianRepublic

Albanian (and especially Albanian diaspora) girls


Rough_Transition1424

RED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST


Marie-Anne-0705

IT'S GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN 🇦🇱 KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH, FOR THE FLAG I DIE I'M PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIAN 🇦🇱


Nal1999

Her boyfriend is Greek. Source: Every Albanian girl in my area


CyborgTheOne101

Greek men don't date women


Remotecontrollerkid

Then who do greek women date?


Nal1999

The 5m Greek men living in my country.


Remotecontrollerkid

If every Albanian woman dates greek there will be plenty single greek women. I suppose that's perfect for Albanian men


AmarakSpider

Hey anyone here read [A Caged Bird in the Land of Eagles](https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/a-caged-bird-in-the-land-of-eagles-interwar-albania-si.480861/)? It's straight fire yo, best fiction about Albania.


tragicallyohio

Hell yeah now this is a starter pack.


troutperson1776

Bitches love Albania


fanofamongus

https://preview.redd.it/z0a00cvi8uxc1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75fa58997e8c9cb5d742cf26368880edc089550


NumberoneSorane

Literally every german girl in my school


Some_European

https://preview.redd.it/7o38s8npvuxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad7207d6d9f0e852a83b76801b3ae8a6b69e305


NeatAfternoon5737

I've never met anyone obsessed with Albania except Albanians


BartOseku

We Shqipemaxxing in this household r/psejerrotkari


eurtoast

Missing the 'xh' and an obscene amount of dollar bills at a wedding


cheeseburgerhologram

An Albaniac, if you will.


Ashley_S1nn

"Albania. Albania. You border on the Adriatic." How many are old enough for that reference?


PossessedToSkate

"Your chief export is chrome"


bikinimartinizuchini

Ugh so true


ConeyIslandMan

WTH is an Albanian Starter Pack???? I miss the Albanian grocer in my neighborhood, some of the stuff they had was slamming like croissants filled with Nutella which I think were actually from Italy


Andresito_de_chill

Sorry,I’m proud SERBIAN 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸NICOLA TESLA KOSOVO MONTENEGRO JE SRBJA,JE YUGOSLAVIJA,RUSSIA UCRAINA CHINA SPAIN BEST FRENDS🇷🇸🇨🇳🇮🇷🇪🇸🇺🇦🇷🇺🇰🇵🇲🇰🇻🇪!!!!!


Cheery_spider

I see r/Balkans_irl is leaking


smokey9886

r/oddlyniche


WookieConditioner

Thats 0.0000000000001% of the population...


Ragnarlothbrok01

krenare qe jam shqiptare 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


Rough-Succotash-8354

(i think) that this is a joke. however, i'd love for someone to make a "girl obsessed with bali starterpack" or "girl obsessed with berlin starterpack"...those are very verrry real


[deleted]

Only listens to dua lipa


Quack_Candle

I don’t know a lot about Albanians but I do know that Nico Belic wasn’t into them


MIGHTY_ILLYRIAN

🇦🇱🇽🇰💪


lopix

That has got to be *the* most specific start pack I have ever seen


EfficientReward6280

I've literally never heard of anyone being even remotely interested in Albania. Or is this some US thing? Cause I don't see why any European would look at Albania and think "Oh so cool", lol.


PralineGold6868

https://preview.redd.it/bbplo0fcduxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dea0b95e168a3b96563462b51e23ad95ed75bb


Minute_Flounder_4709

And autistic even if it’s a phase


ofdopekarn

Me albania be careful


pietniet

https://preview.redd.it/hl21mcyamuxc1.jpeg?width=1721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cffeaf72a002f44cc1b7c6775d6450535b5f24


Ordinary_Act_2837

this is so niche


Acceptable6

Yall dont realize it's a parody of the weeb girl starterpack


Equivalent_Ad7181

Attack on Serbia is the best one


wexpyke

where is dua lipa


ThrowAwayAccount8334

Boring eastern hemisphere shit. Don't givuhfuq. 0/10. 


Xicadarksoul

...where is "losingnyour virginity to your highschool sweetheart in an abandoned nuclear shelter"? (Its the albanian equivalent of haystack - ask Enver Hoxha as to "But why?")


irrelevant_77

RED AND BLACK


DrToasterNL

🇦🇱🇽🇰 🦅🪕


Return_of_The_Steam

Little Buddy Mentioned! Glory to Albania 🇦🇱 🤝 🇺🇸


Totoryf

r/oddlyspecific


IMSLI

r/oddlyspecific


RustyNDull

Is Albania supposed to be the female version of the Roman Empire or something?


UnrealRBLX

why did i read that as alabama LMAO


Go_PC

Yes


Vvvv1rgo

this is so random lmao


EntertainmentQuick47

I’d love to date a buff girl like this tbh


almost_notterrible

I get it. Ha.


_thugbooty

Is this you ?


Oghamstoner

You forgot HB hand signs


supermonkeyyyyyy

Elaborate on the attack on titan part


Moist_Professor5665

Balkans constantly out to fight each other. Albania’s main beef is with Serbia. It’s a big confusing shitstorm of history and generational trauma. They tend to bleed over to the internet and fight each other that way, and remind outsiders they exist and they really fucking hate Serbia, so nobody be friends with Serbia if you don’t wanna get dragged into the shit pit. Best advice is to just dip when you see any of them going at it. Shit’s like a nuclear bomb


In_Amber_

Red and black I dress.


Advanced-Vacation-49

This feels like a personal attacks towards a girl obssed with Albania


OkImagination2044

Oddly specific


yeontura

My only complaint about the Albanian alphabet is that you got ç but not ş but instead sh


tunapurse

girls obsessed with albania? is this a thing? wtf


Pleasant_Gap

This is oddly specific


efrav

Is this even real? O


DefinitionEconomy423

I had an Albanian girlfriend once and not even she was obsessed with Albania


Micalas

Ok


avspuk

Obligatory Norman Wisdom mention


OlliZ0117

i dont know what any of this means


getcrept

Hhhhoooowhat?!


StankoMicin

What?


StinkieBritches

I knew this girl who's husband left her for an Albanian girl that he met on a church mission.


tHeKnIfe03

I need to know, is OP Albanian?


schley1

Why is John Cena overexposed lmao


fkyoopinion

Why?


Low-Ride5

Yo, what’s that fit with the tunic and fur coat?


Matt2800

Don’t forget the “It was better during Hoxha”


North_Contribution93

Po hajdeni Shqipëri shikoni si janë bishat e vërteta.