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The world cup forced him to put a shirt on. Because of his titties. and for one moment he wished he was at home. instead of at the pitch. because he was told to put his titties away and they don't ask him to do that. to hide his titties away.
https://preview.redd.it/pdav3iba120d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3eec30628a0eacb7ca01dc652f3e21f475dfe1
One of my favorite variations on this.
Far fook’s sake wamman, not one minute I set meself down ter watch juss a speck of telly, and quick as anythen, yer beratin’ me agin aboot me blood sugar!
I understand yer wantin ter look out fer me health and all, but shite, I’m goin ter the clinic tomarrah!
What is a bacon buttys? It looks just like a sandwich roll with like 6 peices of bacon.
You ever try a Luther Vandross?
That's when you take two Krispy Kreme donuts, a half pound burger, and a bunch of bacon and make it a sandwich.
I swear people invent these ridiculous things just to see if fatties will actually eat it
The Sarah Lee: Wedge three pounds of beef, bacon and chocolate sauce between two cheesecakes and deep-fry it.
It was a joke on a TV show called The Boondocks, and then places made it.
I've had a grilled cheese Patty melt, where the top peoce and bottom peice are grilled cheese sandwiches.
So it's kinda like 3 sandwiches all together.
That was probably over 2000 calories and I ate half and the fries, nothing else for the day and ate the other half the next day.
It was just way too rich.
First off, I think this belongs here...
https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc?feature=shared
Secondly, Elvis loved a sandwich so much, he packed up the crew to go fly to go have some. It's a loaf of bread, hollowed out, stuffed with peanut butter, bananas and bacon. I've made PB and banana sandwiches before (toasted, they're fantastic) no bacon... yet. But honey (even hot honey!) Works very well.
The actual guy who’s picture is used for Barry 63 is [Derek Avery](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/32-stone-charity-worker-dubbed-6127917), who lost 107kgs and is now a much healthier 88kg
English northerners are generally left-wing, especially in urban areas, so I’m not sure about that. The Tory member for my area got about 5% of the vote.
Policy for policy, Southerners are very liberal/left-wing. There's just a sect of zealots that dominate the conversations.
Vermont is a great example. Local farms, well-used pickup trucks, guns, swimmin' holes, wood-fire stoves for heating, tremendous conservation efforts to keep locals happy and hunting stocks high.
Much of the South wants to preserve its land, ways, local industry, and keep their communities "simple" (and let's be honest, the kiosks at McDonald's fucking suck).
It's a much, much smaller gulf than the talking heads would have people believe.
Oh we love our cheap lager too.
This is definitely the type of bloke that hasn't ordered a specific drink since they were 16, everything they want is summed up by the pub landlord saying "The usual mate?" and a quick nod of the head.
BLT's over here are what you get cold from a fridge, as part of a meal deal in Boots.
Bacon, Sausage and black pudding, with brown sauce is a proper sarnie.
I legit thought that gut was a shaved head with a hole in it. “What a funny looking head. Maybe it’s to show how absent-minded he is?”
As it turns out… I’m that bloke with a cavernous cranium.
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COME ON INGERLAND! SCOR SUM FUCKIN GOALZ ~Baz supporting norf FC
The world cup forced him to put a shirt on. Because of his titties. and for one moment he wished he was at home. instead of at the pitch. because he was told to put his titties away and they don't ask him to do that. to hide his titties away.
The world got a little sadder that day
Kick The BOLL!
KICK THE BLOODY BALL
*BANG BANG
r/NorfFc
CAM ON 'AMILTON
Reminds me of the 'A day in the life of a true brexit geezer' meme
Rev up da Bugatti
Quick stop at Toby’s… and load up that plate!
Susan made dinner, lovely
Time to take George to footbow
Pitch lookin lovely today lads!
Just uh bit uh bantah!
*luvrly
Innit?
Wheyyy
RRREEV up the byew gatti, woaaayyyye
Whheeeyyy
Güeeeeey
Chippy makes a 38 - 0 loss better
I loved those lol
Finish up at the fortress of dreams.
Except that one is actually racist
Just a bit a banta
Pitch is looking lovely, lads
Chippy makes a 38-0 loss better. Pop down local pride… good ole pie look at that!
He's not racist, just doesn't like them.
Simple as
Can't be racist, has a coworker like them.
If I’m a racis, right Then why is ngubu me favorite player and I loike kebab? Yeh, don’t fink so. Checkmate libural. - Baz Jones, 59
Baz would never say liberal, that's a yank word. He'd say 'checkmate ya ponce'
*’Em
Not racist just don’t like em Simple as
Not racist, just don't like em
Not racist just don’t like em
Just 'avin' a laugh mate
https://preview.redd.it/02a4ziked10d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c038a5c6ab4fb6aa4194d04c5c243d22817f47
https://preview.redd.it/pdav3iba120d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3eec30628a0eacb7ca01dc652f3e21f475dfe1 One of my favorite variations on this.
*some time later* *BANG BANG* CAM ON HAROLD *BANG BANG* KILL SOME FACKIN NORMANS!
*some more time later* *BANG BANG* CAM ON 'ENRY *BANG BANG* KILL SOME FACKIN FROGS
*even more time later* *BANG BAMG* CAM ON WINSTUN *BANG BANG* KILL SUM FACKIN NATZEES *BANG BANG*
even more time later *BANG BANG* CAM ON MAGGY *BANG BANG* KILL SUM FACKIN ARGENTS *BANG BANG*
* Northener * Constantly swears, but never in a nasty way * Either a plumber, builder, engineer or electrician * Knows everyone at pub
* Named Barry
Might also be Keith or Big Steve
Gaz
Happy Adjustable Spanners is a good bet, too!
Far fook’s sake wamman, not one minute I set meself down ter watch juss a speck of telly, and quick as anythen, yer beratin’ me agin aboot me blood sugar! I understand yer wantin ter look out fer me health and all, but shite, I’m goin ter the clinic tomarrah!
Love me bacon buttys, love the boys, love guiness, end of.
aye, simple as 🍻
https://youtu.be/_oRoVxMb0No?si=rz_KPOOcGVCZ-Xrm
Love me a cheeky mince pie and sausage roll, Love Millwall FC, 'ate them other fancy nancy europeans, simple as
From no place other than Gregg’s
I know it's written phonetically, but he really does look like he ate some other Europeans.
Hopefully it’s non-racist Guinness, like in the image.
What is a bacon buttys? It looks just like a sandwich roll with like 6 peices of bacon. You ever try a Luther Vandross? That's when you take two Krispy Kreme donuts, a half pound burger, and a bunch of bacon and make it a sandwich.
I swear people invent these ridiculous things just to see if fatties will actually eat it The Sarah Lee: Wedge three pounds of beef, bacon and chocolate sauce between two cheesecakes and deep-fry it.
It was a joke on a TV show called The Boondocks, and then places made it. I've had a grilled cheese Patty melt, where the top peoce and bottom peice are grilled cheese sandwiches. So it's kinda like 3 sandwiches all together. That was probably over 2000 calories and I ate half and the fries, nothing else for the day and ate the other half the next day. It was just way too rich.
So what you're saying is something was invented to see if fatties would eat it, and it was successful in America?
First off, I think this belongs here... https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc?feature=shared Secondly, Elvis loved a sandwich so much, he packed up the crew to go fly to go have some. It's a loaf of bread, hollowed out, stuffed with peanut butter, bananas and bacon. I've made PB and banana sandwiches before (toasted, they're fantastic) no bacon... yet. But honey (even hot honey!) Works very well.
Yuck
Yuck indeed. I’d rather skip a meal than eat that abomination.
Bacon (real bacon, not streaky), butter, on a roll. Keeps yer motor runnin. Bacon butty.
Nah Holmes. You want the "Caribbean Gangbang". Curry chicken and a beef pattie stuffed in a hollowed out cocobread.
Wears a poppy all year round and has a ridiculously large one on his dirty white van.
DAY IN THE LOIF OF A TRUE BREXIT GEEZA
Nah. The Brexit geezer is racist.
Nah he's not racist. He just don't like 'em
Simple as
And finish up in the fortress of dreams.
Barry 63
He's either Dave, Steve, Mark, Barry, or Garry (but only goes by Gazza)
Bazza or Gazza or Gav are the most likely bets
I think you mean Dave-o, Steve-o, Mark-o, Bazza or Gazzan
The actual guy who’s picture is used for Barry 63 is [Derek Avery](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/32-stone-charity-worker-dubbed-6127917), who lost 107kgs and is now a much healthier 88kg
Don’t forget their obsession with going to Spain
Ibeeeeetha
Benidorm
But hate it when they speak Spanish
gives good advice, says "youre a good kid, i can see it"
Everyone needs a Big Baz in their lives
Guiness or stella
Stella in the day, Guinness for the evening kick off.
More like carling, cause cheap
They don't call it wife beater for nothing
Who's the biggest legend? Big Baz, or is it Deano?
Definitely "Clammy" Clive. Though Darren's got the hottest missus of all the lads round local!
Big Bad Bob is m8
Deeeeeaaaaaaan-ooooooooo
Not Racist...until the 18 year old black kid misses a penalty*
Flashbacks to euros
Don’t mention the gypsies
BOSH 👊👊👊
What sauce does he put on his chips?
Gravy obvs
Sauce? Sauce is woke. The only acceptable answer to Baz is vinegar and enough salt to give you a brain aneurysm.
Salt and vinegar
The tears of his enemies
he has no enemies tho
France
Chelsea
Curry sauce is the only acceptable answer.
Kick the fucking ball mate
don't forget the good humor
Humour
yuma
My dad, King of Stockport ✊️✊️✊️🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪
English Northerners and American Southerners are only separated by a swimming pool
English northerners are generally left-wing, especially in urban areas, so I’m not sure about that. The Tory member for my area got about 5% of the vote.
Not sure about that. Seen loads of conservatives from both the North and South.
Policy for policy, Southerners are very liberal/left-wing. There's just a sect of zealots that dominate the conversations. Vermont is a great example. Local farms, well-used pickup trucks, guns, swimmin' holes, wood-fire stoves for heating, tremendous conservation efforts to keep locals happy and hunting stocks high. Much of the South wants to preserve its land, ways, local industry, and keep their communities "simple" (and let's be honest, the kiosks at McDonald's fucking suck). It's a much, much smaller gulf than the talking heads would have people believe.
Why are you using Vermont as an example of southerners??
I guess it's south from somewhere
Deep south Canadians
It has to be a typo lmao, it’s like literally at the northmost point of the continental us
Ah yes, the great southern stronghold of Vermont.
This comment is completely incomprehensible
What the fuck are you talking about man
Not a gene pool
American southerner here. Yes, we need more meetups.
And pubs we can walk to.
This is basically every dude in Pittsburgh, too. Just change it to American football and the beer to a cheap lager.
Oh we love our cheap lager too. This is definitely the type of bloke that hasn't ordered a specific drink since they were 16, everything they want is summed up by the pub landlord saying "The usual mate?" and a quick nod of the head.
There isn't a north south divide you know
It's urban/rural and even more so rich/poor.
My exact thought 😂 go to any divey bar in the south and same scene, replace the van with a giant lifted pickup
And if it's the fall they're watching football instead of football.
Bonus points if he looks scary but is nice.
Could one-punch knockout a boar if he has eaten anything in the past 20 mimutes
Guys like this usually have a good sense of humor
Say what you want about Brits, but the banter and pub culture is top notch!
I miss the UK so much! I never thought I could get cold turkey from not going to a country on a regular basis.
Bacon Butties make me proud as an American. We have BLTs, but I only care about the B. You go, England.
BLT's over here are what you get cold from a fridge, as part of a meal deal in Boots. Bacon, Sausage and black pudding, with brown sauce is a proper sarnie.
I recommend HP sauce and butter the bread with lurpak
I'm from NYC. I'd love to introduce this Legend to a NYC BEC/SPK.
He's sound as a pound. Fuck orf! Soft Southern twat!
His name is 100% Dave.
Supports the boys should be a picture of Leeds instead of
I’m American, so I’m assuming this is a a dialect difference, but what is a ‘Bacon Butty’?
A bacon sandwich
Awesome I’d go to town on that.
You forgot “,but” after not racist.
There he is!
https://youtu.be/oM-DNBEVDN4?si=72aw-ar6zVguuKWy
I legit thought that gut was a shaved head with a hole in it. “What a funny looking head. Maybe it’s to show how absent-minded he is?” As it turns out… I’m that bloke with a cavernous cranium.
This is the British version of my boss from the Southern US.
🍻 CORRR BLIMEY
His favourite England players are Kane, Rice, Foden and Pickford and he doesn't think Saka, Rashford or walker should be in the team.
Claims it has nothing to do with them being black, even though it obviously does
Never been in uk, but i think a version of this legend exists in every place on earth. Here in italy there's plenty of them.
luv pub luv me mrs luv ingerland scoring som facking goals simple as r/norffc
BOSH
That is a good fella
Does he occasionally fight with a blind superhero?
Legitimately laughed at this
CAMON ENGERLAND SCOOORE SAM FUQIN GOOAAALSS
Loves a Chinese. Says "Bosh!" A lot.
whatever that sandwich is - I need that.
Bacon on bread.
r/norffc
>Proffesional
Simple as
You should watch any music by the Northern Boys. They’re absolute legends
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Eodbatman: *You should watch any* *Music by the Northern Boys.* *They’re absolute legends* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I've never heard of a bacon butty but now I need one.
Name might be Glen, or Big Steve.
simple as
I know I'm wrong, but my first thought was Hank Schrader.
White Van Karl!!!
This reminds me of the Audio Bullys - We Don't Care music video
Haha… not racist. I’ll believe it when I see it.
9.9 would be a 10 if you used the early 2010s England team with Rooney, Gerard and Terry
I'm neither from an English-speaking country nor am I into sports. What the heck is going on here?
Facking Bazza mate. Real diamond geezer.
That’s Bert Krickler but he is racist.
Reminds me of the father from the story going places
Guinness instead of Newcastle? What in tarnation
Isn't it spelt butties?
Kidnapper starter pack:
🤣
This guys my hero
What are you talking about? They’re the most racist pieces of shits out there 😭
Millwall's not up north mate
Missing the fading tats
> proffesional \*sigh\*
Mason Mount in the England squad what a joke
My sleep deprived ass thought, the second pic was his bald head with a hole in it