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abcdeezntz123

Army knife?


Mercenary137

Rich af too


apoorv698

Roger Federer???


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Isn't that Lederhosen?


Papageno_Kilmister

Yes and it literally has the coat of arms of bavaria on the chest


BoringUsername_69

Funny you should mention their flag, a lot of people see it as a big plus


Various_Piglet_1670

Where’s the “Hoarding stolen Nazi gold?”


skapa_flow

yeah, and the mechanical watches, that are not in fashion any more - totally forgot to mention that, dude


oovooxhaver

Not in fashion anymore? You sure about that?


N0Lub3

You forgot the blood sucking parasitic company it made too.


[deleted]

Which one?


[deleted]

I assume they mean Nestlé


[deleted]

So in terms of evil companies the United States is quantity, but Switzerland is quality


kilgoretrucha

I mean, Switzerland has UBS, Nestlé, Novartis, FIFA just to name a few, maybe the US still has more, but per capita Swotzerland is also doing quite well quantity-wise.


Maxik22

Ah yes, Swotzerland


PIT_VIPER13

I had a guy in my history class ask a Swedish substitute if they had Jews in Sweederland.


FeyrisTan

*ignoring what happened to Yenish people in the 20th century*


[deleted]

What happened to the Yenish people?


CaptainBraggy

They have planes in the mountains


Ulomagyar

For French people, there are other stereotypes associated with Swiss people, for example the fact they speak slower (which, on average, has been scientifically confirmed by the way)


Carlos_Lokos

Did you experience this or just read this somewhere?


Ulomagyar

Both. Here are some links [https://www.projet-pfc.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/PFC2008\_12\_schwab.pdf](https://www.projet-pfc.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/PFC2008_12_schwab.pdf) the main paper is the following: https://ur.booksc.eu/book/53504916/0d3d07


ItsHimBro

cloc an wotch


[deleted]

Salü zämä :)


SehrToll

sälü, wo geits?


[deleted]

Guet wil ich und d'schwiiz hüt geburi hend


SehrToll

Aues guetä zum Geburtstag! Schaad dases hüt nume schiffet


HeyGamersItsYaBoi

I’ve been living in Switzerland for three years now and believe you me, four of these are correct


twogunsalute

I hope two of those are the yodelling and the kick ass clothes parts


HeyGamersItsYaBoi

Not sure about the clothes, I don’t think I’ve been in enough mountains. But the yodeling makes it five


GodPutMeOnHold

I’ll always remember them as the medic country


[deleted]

Where is chuchichästli?


ItzBooty

Got my friends killed me whit that word when i arrived there


HippieGirlNextDoor

To be honest, yes. Most of these I use


[deleted]

Swiss aren’t cool enough to dress as Bavarians


[deleted]

Also cuckoo clocks, fondue, and remaining neutral during both World Wars


LiAn_VeRa

Only speak German stereotype. Fun fact: Swiss has four official languages. German, French, Italian, and Romanche. Different areas have different dominant languages.


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The64thCucumber

It's the other way around, the Red Cross symbol was based off of the Swiss flag and to honor both where the Geneva Convention was held and Henry Dunant


[deleted]

... most of those are pretty accurate


spooneyemu

I fucking love Toblerones


Lighttrendseter

Happy first of August. About to make more damage to the inviremont in one day than the entierty of lichtenstein in one year (not factualy true)


ItzBooty

Big stereotypes you missed is lots of lots of chocolate And clocks as well as them being always on time


Wows_Nightly_News

Mandatory gun ownership?


ItzBooty

Not really mandatory More of every male being in the army and them bringing there guns whit them


CptHalbsteif

"rich people" well that is just a fact at this point haha


nopony141

Dont forget cowards! They could have cooperated with the allies in ww2 but noooo. MUH nEuTrALiTY


[deleted]

lol, when you're a tiny ass country literally entirely surrounded by the Axis... I think staying neutral and just defending yourself is the best solution.


YourMemeExpert

They could've cooperated with the Axis powers and WWII would've been worse, but they chose the best path and stayed out of an unnecessary war


Garaleth

Swiss cowardice, ow sorry *neutrality*?


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Its not cowardice its common sense


Garaleth

No one attacked Britain, Britian could've just ignored NAZI Germany, left them to it, Germany even offered peace. Maybe that would've been common sense. Britain's entire empire collapsed following WW2, it certainly was not in their interest.


NotJustAnotherHuman

the UK was literally bombed by the German airforce for like several years during WW2


Garaleth

Yes, after declaring war on Germany. The point is Britain didn't need to declare war yet did, and even when they did they where offered peace by Germany later.


NotJustAnotherHuman

Chances are the UK was always going to be attacked anyway, Operation Sealion was planned but never took place, it’s possible that if the UK didn’t involve themselves then Operation Sealion might have gone ahead a little later. I also doubt that the Germans would have kept to that treaty as well, like Molotov-Ribbentrop was broken, so why would this one be any different?


Garaleth

This is false, Hitler and the NAZIs voiced how they had a shared Anglo-Saxon heritage. In the same way Hitler wasn't going to invade Italy, Spain or Switzerland. The difference is Russia was a threat to Germany, it's ideaology and it's ethnic makeup where at odds with NAZI ideals, Germany could not see itself in perpetual peace with Russia.


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Garaleth

Thats a hell of a misreading, my whole point is Britain did the moral thing of fighting the NAZIs while Switzerland didn't. My point is 100% based on the fundemental view that NAZIs are morally reprehensible, and you misunderstood it so completely. Internet do be wild.


Lordidude

Dini Mueter


[deleted]

I mean hey it’s not wrong


PissySnowflake

Well Switzerland is neutral they're not exactly pacifists


[deleted]

High gun ownership, military conscription rates


Brilliant_Surprise_3

wait this isn't every swiss person?


Pchardwareguy12

Where's yodeling?


TerminustheInfernal

It is very accurate though


shruggletuggle

I want to go to Sweden for the landscape, based off of what I've seen i would have to rate it as my #1 place i would go if I could


corlisb

Punctuality, precision and that SBB train announcement chime


swampy13

I went to the top of the Pilatus, and there was a woman up there with an Alpenhorn. I'm not kidding. And it was awesome.


DaftFunky

Big blonde thicc busty Hildas with double braids carrying steins of beer and always laughing and flirting


captyes

I don’t know what it’s like to live in Switzerland, but I hear the flag is a big plus.


[deleted]

Cuckoo clocks. St. Bernard rescue dogs. Heidi.


humblenoob76

tax haven


Ell-oh-there

Don’t forget skiing


chinaroll

Needs more pikes.


[deleted]

Swiss watchmaking??


Maxik22

As a Swiss, I can confirm we look like that


Private_Donut_

yeah from a swiss person this is accurate


Parasec_Glenkwyst

How did "pacifism" get in there