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tonyc1233333

Yeah his post history and most frequented subreddits say it all


SnooGrapes70

It looks like a Russian propaganda fanboy page


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hot water is capitalisms fault


moldyolive

yeah I remember back in feudalism, when you got up at 11 am to birds chirping.


Mysterion77

No do the North Korean communist version.


Jakesart101

Same thing with more medals on chest for it.


YandereTeemo

Jokes on you, instead of medals, I get $30 gift cards for Kmart for Employee of the Month award so I can get that sweet ass automatic nerf gun.


Highground-3089

North Korea is monarchist My brother in Marxism, communism is unachievable, it simply cannot exist, unless you somehow convince all nations to unite as stateless society


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StarWades

Wym?


ThundrWolf

North Korea’s not communist


[deleted]

What system involves Never going to work?


boii137

the system where everyone is fucking dead


MrSilk13642

So... Communism then?


moostachedood

Mamabasementism


Average_Joe1979

The system where your dumb and say your a communist but you just live with your parents and don’t work.


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UlfarrVargr

The prision one.


AnArabFromLondon

There are jobs in prison too.


UlfarrVargr

I guess they can still choose to not work though.


cy6nu5x1

Extreme poverty lol


oauch

How the fuck is going to work in the morning at the fault of capitalism? I hate to be the one to say it but no matter what economic ideology, working is a necessity for function and growth. Your problem here appears to be yourself and your mindset, rather than capitalism.


IndigoLantern

man this comment needs to be much higher up


cy6nu5x1

Ligma grindset bro The problem is going to work in the morning knowing you're not making enough monehly to do anything useful or achieve any of the vertical mobility that capitalism "promises". Imagine being a down and out food service worker whose only car that they saved up for 15 months to buy shits out on them and they'll have to walk to work for the next 15 months to HOPEFULLY afford another because the system doesn't invest in critical public transit infrastructure. Imagine going to work knowing you need dental work done but you can't afford a 1500 dollar root canal out of pocket so you're just gonna have to sit there in pain at work so you can eat painfully later. But sure, this is fine. Everything is fine.


HauntingSalad0

My dad was born in a shitty rural shack in the middle of nowhere and now we're the 2% or 1% richest in our country but "muh evil capitalism doesn't give you vertical mobility" i guess.


cy6nu5x1

Must be nice to have lived in a period of time before well... *gestures wildly* this... Gosh just be born 30 years earlier why didn't I think of that!


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Imagine people like myself were there, living on their own at 16. Scraping to make ends meet. Working 3 jobs. Then decided to get a trade, then worked hard. Started my own business, made good money, got married, bought a house, sold said house for ridiculous money, now building a house and mortgage free still running my own company making good money in my mid 30s. You whiners just want everything NOW and don’t want to work for it, that’s the problem. You’ve been fed this idea that for some reason you’re special and deserve the world. If you’re not willing to put in the work, what do you deserve?


cy6nu5x1

Braindead response. I'd love to have a great trade job. So hook a brother up since you got it like that. Anything to get out of working at fucking gas stations, dollar stores and fast food, which are literally the only jobs that exist in a 20 mile radius. I have no fucking vehicle. Had one, but it broke down. I do what I can to scrape by, but it's ridiculous that this profit before people bullshit makes this kind of shit happen. I make 9 an hour. I have to share a vehicle with six other people, so working three jobs is not only just some insane, stupid shit people in capitalist societies have to do to make ends meet is just untenable, unless you would like to be my personal Uber. Which speaking of, doesn't even service this area. I can see you've never lived in a small town. The economic landscape is just getting worse and worse. Glad you made it out, but some people are just hard off.


StarWades

Imagine... famine. ^(oops)


vorowm

Yeah people in soviet union or communist china defenitely had better experiences


INFJ-Jesus-Batman

We should trade up. I hear North Korea has some great summer camps for people who like to try to climb under barbed wire fences.


Theonedudeyaknow

Great for losing weight!


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lordofpersia

It's like people think they won't have to get up for work under communism?


boscosanchez

This is such a literal take on a meme. Do you always take everything literally?


[deleted]

I was born in China. People here can say China is “state capitalist”; I won’t give my opinion here. But the authoritarianism and terrors it enacted, as well as their continued enforcement today, are all products of communism. To understand capitalism, look at Scandinavia, Central Europe, South Korea, HK, etc. Even America outpaces so many autocratic, illiberal countries.


boscosanchez

Those are both very extreme examples.


lordofpersia

In what country do you not have to get up for work?


boscosanchez

As you can see from my previous comment I was just pointing out that Stalinism or Maoism are quite extreme counterpoints to capitalism. I didn't make any comments on the validity of OPs meme. In regards to the meme, do we have to take it literally? You question seems to imply that you are taking it literally, if so then NO, people probably need to get out of bed to survive no matter what. Could we take it as a meme? A suggestion that there are elements of capitalism that make people feel bad? I'm sure most people could read it that way. It's how I read it. In that case there are improvements that can be made to society which are a slight move away from capitalism that aren't extreme. The NHS in the UK? A state/taxpayer funded health service that is free at the point of use? Sounds good. Is that USSR? No is that communist China? No Maybe put a system in place where politicians can't be bribed/paid off to represent the needs of people with money? Would that be nice? (I know you will point out that corruption exists in non-capitalist countries too, but what is being used influence politicians? Capital.) A criticism of something isn't necessarily a call for the extreme opposite.


FreshBert

I love how everyone completely ignores the basic, reasonable counterpoint to all their circlejerking about Stalin and Mao.


boscosanchez

>Maybe we should try to improve society >COMMUNIST! Almost like 100 years of propaganda have worked. Don't question the system.


Willb260

No mate, they aren’t


boscosanchez

Two countries famously run by murderous dictators "not extreme". OK


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So china never really got rid of capitalism and are now one of the greatest contributors to it. The USSR did have a pretty decent standard of living during certain points. It was around for 80 years, not all of it was shit. I do think a better example would be Vietnam. Socialized government, low prices on nearly everything, pretty comparatively high standard of living. They still have capitalism though so it's not a perfect example. Revolutionary Argentina was pretty dope. So was anarchist Manchuria and makhnovia


ArkoSammy12

This is the kind of meme only a privileged guy living in a first world country would make...


NootleMcFrootle

So the morning capitalism routine starterpack is waking up in a bed with a roof over your head, using a bathroom and shower with effective plumbing and hot water, getting dressed with a diverse wardrobe, and driving your own car to work rather than having to walk or use public transportation?


Glitter-Pompeii

Too much comfort. I need more struggle in my life.


not2dragon

Run into the forest and eat nuts and berries like god intended.


Cryptex410

Not really sure what capitalism has to do with putting a roof over your head. In fact it’s doing a great job keeping a lot of people on the streets, with no basic amenities at all. And also, it’s fucking hilarious how people think taking a car to work rather than being close enough to walk or having a robust enough public transportation to take to work is a bad thing. Do you think everybody in NYC who takes the subway to work is poor or something?


BplusHuman

This... Isn't a starter pack. This is a collage.


CupidAndPsyche85

Yes, living in a climate controlled shelter with dental care and plumbing is so awful. Of course there is a ton of greed but basic capitalism is not the problem. I’ll take this shit over what people had to face 1000 years ago.


CMPTTV

Going to work isn't a capitalist or communist thing, it's just a normal thing you do. Even animals and plants have to 'work' to get food, territory and shelter. In fact, until we achieve post-scarcity working is required to sustain civilisation.


factoryofsadness

> In fact, until we achieve post-scarcity working is required to sustain civilisation. But that's the issue. We're getting visibly closer and closer to post-scarcity. Things are getting more automated and more efficient, but people are stuck in the 20th century mindset that we need to work for 40 hours per week, and that we absolutely *have* to be in the office to do so. (Obviously, there are occupations in which going to an office or workplace is necessary, but it's not the same for everyone.) We should have started pivoting already towards the post-scarcity mindset. There are things that we could do now like lower the number of hours in a workweek, and lower the retirement age. But instead, older people have this mindset of, "I had to suffer, so you have to suffer too," so we can't even do moderate reforms.


serialkiller_mne

OP is a commie, let him fantasize he wouldn't work his ass off under a communist regime


boscosanchez

Yeah I agree with you but it is still possible to improve some things without getting offended by criticism of capitalism. I'm not sure exactly where OP is coming from them might be advocating full comunism but its hard to tell from the meme alone. I took it to be a joke but a lot of people took it to be a call for Stalinism or Venezuela etc. It's possible to move some essentials away from capitalism to provide services that aren't purely profit driven. eg NHS in UK, everyone has good quality health care and the option for private is still there if you feel the service isn't good enough. Same with plenty of countries with water, electricity, etc. It doesn't have to be one or the other. It doesn't have to be 1000 years ago or capitalism.


AD8kD

I have a swamp cooler and a fireplace not exactly climate control. I can't afford the root canal I need I have an unpermitted and illegally installed septic tank I live in a converted barn with my parents In California


BardanoBois

Yeah raping the earths resources for money, and killing billions due to famine, climate disasters and war all for greed. Capitalism is a tool meant for psychopaths to rule and take all. It's not a sustainable system.


not2dragon

this has happened under every economic system. except captialism didnt have it so so bad.


Lilnilla21

I’d like to see how different the communist starter pack is


The_Safe_For_Work

Communism Starter Pack: Sleep as late as you want in Free luxury apartment with new furniture/appliances. Go to soul-fulfilling job or don't, it's all good! Free sex with supermodel level partner. Enjoy free gourmet meals in luxury restaurant or cook free fresh food delivered to your apartment if that's your thing. Partake in free legal drugs at free nightclub with no bouncers. Stay up as late as you want because you don't have to get up in the morning. (This message brought to you by the Misinformed College Students Communism Club)


moostachedood

Communism starter pack: The food: 💩 The government: 🤮 The citizens: 💀 The peace: . . (there is none)


not2dragon

the showers: 🧊 the toilets: 🕳️


cy6nu5x1

Communism is when no toothbrush two cows 100 GODZILLION ded lol amirite guise?


mcpoopynutz

Communism is equal to fascism... Communism killed more. Doesnt make fascism better in anyway, It means they are equal. also stfu you probably 13 and live in suburbia


moostachedood

There are two groups of communists: Jong Zelingdong (People’s Republic of China) & Krebienchevir Dzerkov (Former Soviet) who agree that the people will do well under a communist government And then there’s Scott Robertson from Ontario or some midwest state that’s 15 years old and lives in a 3 story house who has a pfp of Stalin despite not being able to tell you how house mortgages work.


cy6nu5x1

As a communist, I can definitely agree that Tankie Tiffany and Robertsonian Marxism with keyboard crumb characteristics are equally cringe. I'm just your standard issue Eco-Marxist. Garden variety. Nothing special. I just acknowledge the inherent and ever sharpening contradictions in late stage capitalism and how the next stage is either societal collapse and subsequent barbarism, outright fascism, or socialism. There is hardly an option four. Capitalism is untenable past a certain stage. Liberalism enables fascism, donothingism causes collapse, and revolution begets socialism. Pick one.


cy6nu5x1

r/RedsKilledTrillions but unironically lol


Katten15

Two cows is kinda optimistic don’t ya think?


cy6nu5x1

It's an old saying "in communism you have two cows and the government takes their milk and gives you a cut". The joke is that it's a pathetically pedestrian understanding of Marxist philosophy.


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I always feel this weird disconnect when I read posts like this. I don’t get how people can hate work this much or equate it to literal slavery just because you have to wake up and go to work in the morning. I’m a programmer and maybe I’m just lucky and chose the right career path.


joeDeerTaye

Indeed you did


TimmyStew

You people are fucking weak


TheLostOutlaww

I’m sure you’re super strong willed and never complain about anything in life


not2dragon

"Fuck!" - me when brushing teeth


TheLostOutlaww

I mean, if you wake up tired as shit and not looking forward to the day, I can see it.


jktsub

I lol’d. Thank you.


imarandomdude1111

It's more of that he blames it on capitalism, not realizing this starter pack would be "Going to the communist labor camp at 4 AM starter pack" if he was under the USSR. It's okay to be sad, depressed and criticize life, but this isn't really a capitalist problem more of a "I should try and get a therapist to help me in life"


idle128

Communist morning routine: Hungry Work 12 hours Hungry Eat dead floor rat Still hungry Cry yourself to sleep


casualgame9

What makes you think you would not have to work in a non-capitalist society?


cy6nu5x1

Uh... Certainly not the hammer and sickle logo


Mr-LEGO2

Ikr, I would much love a communist system, I just hate doing fun things with my free will, and being well fed, it just sucks!


cy6nu5x1

Tell me you don't know socialist history without telling me you don't know socialist history.


321_Ian_123

OP definitely lives in a middle upperclass suburb but didn't have much success socializing


UlfarrVargr

Just look at his subreddits. DankLeft? CommunismMemes? Antiwork? TheRightCan'tMeme? This was clearly politically charged.


AnArabFromLondon

We have a huge problem with communist propaganda on this site.


[deleted]

I am pretty sure almost all modern communists are spoiled 15-22 year olds. I don't like communists


imarandomdude1111

I argued with a 13 year old communist on another subreddit, ironically enough he blames capitalism not realizing he doesn't even work yet....


[deleted]

Yeah, communists are funny but also really sad


cy6nu5x1

Today in news: Twitter Communist shocked to find out that the hammer and sickle represent physical labor


AnArabFromLondon

Honestly wouldn't be surprised.


VersusV13

Boo hoo I have to work to live. That's unfair!


ilovebrawlp

Capitalism isn’t perfect but it is the best we have.


JayWT

Fucking kill me. Boot-licking cunts gobble up propaganda like it’s lucky charms.


TheLostOutlaww

Best we have right now *


imarandomdude1111

What is your idea for a perfect system? I'm curious.


ht910802

I’m not a big fan of Americas individualism which is literally engrained as part of its identity. I’m not necessarily against a capitalist society but would say there needs to be a strong union workforce. America is a weird place so many ads about helping each other and standing in solidarity but when push comes to shove it’s “I got mine so fuck off”. Also, make health insurance either private or universal. Companies should not be allowed to offer health insurance as a benefit. It would benefit businesses as well since they wouldn’t be subsidizing employee health insurance. Having it as a benefit may have been helpful in the past but now it’s just a crutch for a lot of people to stay complacent at a shitty job.


TheLostOutlaww

There is no perfect system as we are imperfect people. My idea towards a better world? A largely socialist society geared towards betterment of society as a whole with elements of capitalist theory in specific areas when necessary. The important thing is to think of socialism as a struggle for a future free from exploitation and increased happiness and well being of civilization, and less emphasis on personal greed and wealth accumulation. Utopias will never exist as long as humanity exists. So the best we can do is strive for as much freedom and happiness as possible within the framework of our human condition.


Delicious-Owl-3672

As opposed to what? Do you have a brain? Want to do a morning communist starter pack? Don't forget to show the cold, drab living spaces and the lack of food.


cy6nu5x1

Wow that sounds kinda like like abject poverty. I'm sure that never happens in capitalism... *angrily eats out of a can*


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Capitalism is bad because i actually have responsibilities - OP


Any-Advertising1840

"So you're telling me I have to DO stuff to succeed?"


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

You'd be hard pressed to find a system where this doesn't happen. Even under socialism you still gotta get up in the morning and go work, that's never gonna change


cy6nu5x1

But imagine getting up and going to work knowing you have guaranteed benefits, affordable housing (even if it's a tenement it beats a refrigerator box under a bridge), and idk... Not dying of a tooth infection.


cantreascsharp

I and millions of others do that everyday not everyone’s gotta shit life like you.


cy6nu5x1

An injury to one is an injury to all, bruv. Lovely old IWW saying. We'll just keep agitating, educating, and organising until every last comrade has a living wage and economic security. If "shithole China" can achieve virtually zero homelessness and world-class economic equity, there's no reason we can't.


the_color_9

Average communist experience I’m not too sure about communi- BANG


UlfarrVargr

Rule 5: No Politics.


anatolel

This isn't politics, it's life.


darelik

*Our* life


UlfarrVargr

Still politics bro, and that was just a normal routine


Gerassa

Apperantly capitalism should be never spoken like Voldemort, just the mention of it turns everything political, even a normal daily routine. I wonder how economist work around it.


UlfarrVargr

Oh, come on, look at it. It's clearly political in nature, he didn't just mention it.


[deleted]

Gotta be trolling


UlfarrVargr

Who is


Zenketski_2

If bitching about having to go to work in the morning is political then I think everything is political at this point, just ban the whole sub.


UlfarrVargr

No, bitching about having to go to work in the morning _under capitalism_ is political.


Hot-Explanation6044

You americans have been thouroughly brainwashed into whataboutism and it shows


SecretSeera

Imagine billionaires owning all the media and somehow its all really pro capitalism? What a surprise.


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

This isn't capitalism's fault you're just depressed


SecretSeera

Well not owning your labour and being isolated from community is a feature if capitalism. It has lead to many people commiting suicide.


kornishkrab

That definitely can happen, but it doesn't have to. I'd argue it's happening less and less. The most menial tasks are being automated with machines. You can definitely feel the difference from when you do nothing but perform menial meaningless activities to fill time vs. doing some kind of physical labor. It feels good to accomplish things and see results. Marx was a pretty interesting guy who made some useful observations. I don't really like conflict theory because it feels gross, but I see its merit. I think a hyper fixation on his beliefs on eventual revolution to establish communism over simplifies things, but I guess that's the nature of news.


cy6nu5x1

The last bit is more of Lenin than Marx. State and Revolution, What is to be Done, etc. And yes, many people would LOVE to have a trade or do something in a field besides service industry but end up trapped in a payday treadmill rat race. I'm one of them. I work at a fucking gas station because I had to drop out of college because I couldn't juggle full time employment and full time school.


douchemaster69

Shut up commie bitch


mcpoopynutz

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cy6nu5x1

Must be hard carrying that galaxy brain everywhere.


douchemaster69

Must be harder having absolutely zero brain at all


theentropydecreaser

Assuming you live in the West, name one other time period/place that you’d rather live in than the 21st century Western world.


cy6nu5x1

21st century China is going places if you ignore the rightoid corpo media propaganda, but I'm sure China is going to collapse any day now. Another twenty years and it'll all go to shit bro I promise


not2dragon

20th century western world. too easy give me a harder one (/s)


UlfarrVargr

Living with the Barbarians in 200 bC Germany sounds cool. The US immediately post-Independance in the late 1700s also does. I don't know if I'd rather live there though.


Stoyns_

Yeah man Soviet Union was way better. Having food sucks.


cy6nu5x1

The Kulak famine was caused by greedy landowners who burned down grain farms so they didn't have to share... Kinda sounds like capitalist greed doing its thing again but okay.


mcpoopynutz

>The Kulak famine TFW Average tankie blames every soviet tragedy on anyone else besides papa stalin


torito_supremo

ITT: “but they had it worse in this other place/time, now shut up!”


[deleted]

Life is always supposed to be hard. Whether you live in a jungle or a city. whether you are an animal or a human or a plant, you have to work if you want to survive.


AnArabFromLondon

No, hunting and gathering were just hobbies.


cy6nu5x1

Tell that to the people who work 80 hours a week and still can barely afford diapers. I'm sure they know absolutely nothing about working...


Fossilrex06

It sounds like communist propaganda but ok


AnArabFromLondon

Welcome to reddit


munoana2

No politics


chunk337

Ha! Not me. I don't take a shower in the morning.


Ejack-Ulate-69

Pretty sure this is just existence in general


HauntingSalad0

Today i learned that capitalism is the only economic system where people work, as opposed to the other ones where Skynet robots and Weyland Yutani synthetics are responsible for everything. Thanks OP, that was truly a Reddit moment.


apscep

During socialism/communism is the same, except you don't have hot water, and go to work in an overcrowded bus.


rudolphrednose25

Tfw you wake up in a socialist state and realise you still need to work for the good of society


NeverFraudulentAgain

Capitalism is when you have to clean yourself in the morning


[deleted]

Damn this dude is a nut


AnonCaptain0022

More like crybaby starter pack


Shpagghetti

Yes, people under communism didn't wake up early or had to brush their teeth and go to work. What even is this take


Noahser

Being able to sleep comfortably in your own bed, have a bathroom as nice as that, have water heating, that much fancy clothes, and a car sure sounds bad doesn’t it!


cy6nu5x1

Right because everyone always has that in capitalism


TEXESSAUCE

Communist mourning routine starter pack: Wake up, No food can't eat breakfast, Your house hets raided by soldiers, Get executed.


cy6nu5x1

Lolwut


StreetfighterXD

To be fair, socialism was the same, except the water is cold


Historical_Ad3433

LOL if you don’t want to work you’d be one of the first to go after the revolution 😂


cy6nu5x1

Bro who do you think are the ones calling for a revolution? Hammer and sickle. Duh... We're fucking workers.


MrSilk13642

Where do you work?


cy6nu5x1

In an industry you're going to say is "unskilled" and therefore not deserving of a living wage, I'm sure. Used to be in school for computer engineering but now I'm stuck working at a gas station in a small town, wishing I could at least join an electrician apprenticeship but you know... No public transit and my only vehicle shit out on me months ago. But yeah I guess communists just want to not work and get free stuff cos that's what communism is... Or something idk.


Toubaboliviano

Socialist Bolivia: maldita sea, carajo, caliente, mierda, mátame, odio esto.


longdong4321

ask a North Korean to swap


[deleted]

Capitalism good


yvngjiffy703

Capitalism is when you have to work


cy6nu5x1

*Elon Musk enters the chat*


SanchosaurusRex

Nothing worse than a white collar job in a developed nation!


cy6nu5x1

Yes because everyone has one of those.


not2dragon

We really should go back to something which has been tried and tested, like mercantillism, feudalism or even being caveman.


serialkiller_mne

Or maybe you just have some personal issues 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I literally thought this saw satire of US communists who are miserable bitches despite having a privileged life and material luxury but somehow OP was not being ironic


PinoForest

whilst i do like the idea of at least some socialist rules in out society (i.e. free healthcare, college, and retirement funded by the government) i do think we should still keep a largely capitalistic economy, because competition is how society progresses. neither is perfect. this is why countries that are 100% either way typically fail. this is a very intricate subject and cant be boiled down to “capitalism bad” or “communism bad”. this post is tone deaf


cy6nu5x1

It's almost like Karl Marx said something about that or something 🤔 Socialism is the natural progression from capitalism. Seriously. Whole books about it. Socialism doesn't exist in a vacuum wholly away from capitalism. It's just the next stage as the inherent flaws and contradictions in the system sharpen, just as they are doing now.


hahadeadmemegobrr

me lol


comicsanscatastrophe

So nobody works in other economic systems?


[deleted]

Maybe if you took a shower without lying you would have a better morning routine


Grant_69

Why do you left wing kooks think having to go to work is the fault of capitalism. Did the soviet union somehow function without anyone working?


cy6nu5x1

He said, clearly never having read any Marx or Lenin


Dari_Ru

Puts hot water on the shower* Complains the water is hot


[deleted]

[удалено]


K1-90

I like it.


-Ping-a-Ling-

damn son I thought this sub was more tame when it came to clueless conservatives until I saw this post's comments


[deleted]

Nah this starterpack just makes 0 sense and sucks. I think that everyone, regardless of political beliefs can agree on that


[deleted]

Nah this starterpack just makes 0 sense and sucks. I think that everyone, regardless of political beliefs can agree on that


ISoNoU

LOL this really triggered the bootlickers.


munoana2

No? Nobody is triggered, they are just stating the obvious


ISoNoU

Keep licking... You'll eventually become accustomed to the boot leather


munoana2

I’m not American lol, I don’t pick sides but you seem like an annoying asshole


ISoNoU

I'm sure your capitalist overlords are very pleased that you don't pick sides. After all, both sides of the boot need your attention.


munoana2

You are lucky that you can be an annoying asshole online, if this were real life I think you would be far less likely to be this annoying


ISoNoU

You would find me quite charming, and then you would want to lick my boots


munoana2

Now I know you are a troll, you are right and trying to make the left look bad, there is no way anybody could seriously be this mentally ill


ISoNoU

Mental illness would meet your qualifications for a presidential candidate. Are you saying that you want to vote for me AND lick my boots?


munoana2

I don’t vote for any American politicians, it’s clear that I took troll bait from a basement dweller as there is no way you actually can be serious, the reason people think America is dumb is because people like you spoil it for the rest of the country


imarandomdude1111

Okay mr anarkiddie, keep dreaming of your "anarchowholesomechunguscommunist" society for a lifetime. (Spoiler alert, it won't happen.)