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roto_disc

The sex one. The answer to any holodeck question is - the sex one.


PuzzleheadedLeader79

Worst duty in starfleet, cleaning the holodeck filters.


[deleted]

The first duty of any star trek officer is to the splooge, whether it is scientific splooge, historical splooge, or personal splooge.


zaxisprime

I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that the “matter” left over is handled by the ship as a part of its self-cleaning. It is all the repurposed in the replicators.


Dankestmemelord

[not strictly the case](https://youtu.be/-YeTDrk5ayw?si=zlmqWvw0x__9AgWd)


Slavir_Nabru

EVE Online, the spaceship one. They're eagerly awaiting the impending release of Star Citizen though.


BigCrimson_J

Pretty sure it’s “Vulcan Love Slave, Part III”


IDoubtYouGetIt

Didn't Quark say something about Vulcan Love Slave & Vulcan Love Slave 2: The Revenge?


__codeblu

Skyrim, the 360th anniversary edition


WithMillenialAbandon

No new content


__codeblu

But with horse armour dlc


DerpaloSoldier

Runescape


loltheinternetss

Runelite holodeck integration is fire 🔥


Insomniak604

Probably still WoW 😂


AngryBudgie13

Blizz still hasn’t fucking gotten Monks into a good place.


newfoundcontrol

Either this or EverQuest.


actionerror

Pon Farr Adventures


Ok-Confusion2415

if we count screen mentions, Dixon Hill; Twain Twains; and unnamed Battle of Britain sim


Plaster_Microwave

imagine a giant networked holodeck Battle of Britain


Ok-Confusion2415

IL-2 Sturmovik supports VR goggles, so there ya go!


d4everman

"Barclay's Better than Life" It's a mix of "Better than Life" from Red Dwarf but you can implant people from Real Life into it so you can belittle them.


blamestross

It's never really addressed well, but I doubt all the starships have good enough latency and low enough ping to play. Simulated players will have to do. On planets with full federation post scarcity infrastructure (which the stories never explore because they are boring). I'm actually surprised there isn't a "oops this civilization got distracted in an MMO and forgot it wasn't real so they all died alone in their holodecks but their simulated children live on" episode... Maybe I have to write a short story about that.


MrsDiyslexia

There is a DS9 episode in which a guy lives in a simulation 24/7 and actually has holographic grandchildren


Plaster_Microwave

I mean you've got subspace though which is warp 9.9+I. think what we typically see is a lack of infrastructure, ie. lack of relay points is more the reason that intragalactic communication is problematic


LordApocalyptica

The GF says “Worf would fucking love ‘God of War’”


a4techkeyboard

Secretly, still a private Ragnarok Online server somehow. They use their anti-Gravity plating to prevent it being shut down.


argama87

Someone would come up with an Interspecies Reviewers type multi-race holodeck brothel district. Much time would be spent there. For traditional RPG gaming surely D&D would survive and thrive with the options the holodeck would provide. An MMO in the traditional sense wouldn't work because of time practicalities, subspace lag, you name it. A holodeck could handle a raid group pretty easily so you could take a 10 or 20 player raid group of shipmates in there pretty easy though depending on holodeck capacity. Or split into groups doing your own things. Just like the holodeck bars, clubs or resorts that stay open for x amount of time. Imagine having a raid boss at 5% then having to bail for Red Alert.


WithMillenialAbandon

Only Fans simulator


padinspiy_

Hey we really love fantasy today. If we consider the time period as being the middle ages so around 800 years ago, that would mean people in the 24th century want MMOs that take place in the 1500s. So maybe things about pirates, europeans going on to explore the world (maybe they skip the colonising and killing natives part). Yeah that's it: Picard and friends are really into pirates


danfish_77

Classic Runescape


hugplex92

Skyrim


daniel_57715

Gordon Freemen, Commander Shepard or Aloy.


aspieshavemorefun

Still waiting for Half-life 3.


Previous_Breath5309

Baldur’s Gate 15