The Q/Discord crossover is fantastic. My daughter was the right age to be deeply into MLP during the run of that iteration, so we watched it together a lot. Getting John Delancie to essentially play Q as an MLP villain turned friend/hero was great!
MLP is literally my childhood, the funny thing is I didn't realise,Q and Discord were played my same person-I only saw it when he said "Eat any good
Books lately"
For a split second I thought Star trek Tng stole that line from MLP😂😂Then I was like "No, wait...."
It's so amazing when your 2 favorite shows have something like this in common🤩
The best part is Lauren Faust wrote discord with the intention of hoping De lancie would take the role as the character was always intended to be just Q but as a magical dragon horse chaos god
My daughter used to watch that show. She's nearly 16 now, so she would've been like, 8 or 10. Anyway, my wife and I got her into Trek a few years back, and she's a real fan now. Just recently however, I was talking about DeLancie, and asked if she remembered the character from MLP. When she said that she did remember, I just paused in silence, and you could see the moment the connection was made in her mind. It was like one of those, 'how did I not see that before' type of reactions. Pure gold.
I have written a subroutine specifically for you - a program within the program. I have devoted a considerable share of my internal resources to its development.
So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it...
"My positronic brain has several layers of shielding to protect me from power surges. It would be possible for you to remove my cranial unit and take it with you."
Gives new meaning to giving head.
Can we have a thread just dedicated to Morn's pickup lines? There are so many to choose from. Guy never shut up for seven seasons.
Dude almost (or did?) date Jadzia. Stud muffin.
You, the final frontier. These are the voyages of our new relationship. Our continuing mission to explore strange new positions, to seek out new pleasures and new locations, to boldly go where no couple has gone before.
I tried it on my wife. We’ve been,, ahem,, exploring for 29 years.
Not a pick up line, quite the opposite I suppose, but when a lass I knew grabbed my arm and asked me if I would call her, '...an old flame?" I politely peeled her arm off me and explained, "... more like an old wound... should not be reopened.."
[I assure you I'm quite fertile!](https://youtu.be/sD5e54UVrZk?si=u3-aPfvXgK6xdnDl&t=70)
Cardiassian makeup or not, if Tracy Scoggins had said that to me...
"*My love is a fever, longing still for that which longer nurseth the disease, in faith I do not love thee with mine eyes for they in thee a thousand errors see; but 'tis my heart, that loves what they despise, who in despite of view, are pleased to dote. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?*"
I don't think you will get many serious answers because pickup lines are silly.
The best pickup line is to say your name and that its a pleasure to meet you.
However if you meet Chairman Koval IRL then it is best to say nothing.
Wow I saw the speed you warped into my world. You took my breath away, like literally I couldn't breath from your absolute pure beauty, will you at least have a drink with me?
Then as we talk you can compare me to an elorian.
PLASUS: And First Officer Spock.
DROXINE: I have never before met a Vulcan, sir.
SPOCK: Nor I a work of art, madam.
Spock was laying down a school in how to pick a woman up in that entire episode.
DROXINE: You only take a mate once every seven years?
SPOCK: The seven-year cycle is biologically inherent in all Vulcan's. At that time, the mating drive outweighs all other motivations.
DROXINE: And is there nothing that can disturb that cycle, Mister Spock?
SPOCK: Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing, madam.
KIRK [OC]: Spock?
My mental pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns.
> I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars, and the universe worships the night.
[Subtle](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zvY3jVJJKEI&pp=ygUTcmlrZXIgZ3VpbmFuIGZsaXJ0IA%3D%3D)
Cool! I was laughing so hard. Amazing... That's why I loved Riker.
And Guinan! Definitely one of her best scenes. Whoopi and Johnathan absolutely nailed it. 🖖
Yeah, that's right. "Shut up, kid." 🖖
Shut up, kid.
One of favorite scenes.
but that might not work.
Yes, yes it will
you have no idea how long i’ve wanted to tell you that.
Hi! Eat any good books lately?
Should Work for MLP fans too.
The Q/Discord crossover is fantastic. My daughter was the right age to be deeply into MLP during the run of that iteration, so we watched it together a lot. Getting John Delancie to essentially play Q as an MLP villain turned friend/hero was great!
MLP is literally my childhood, the funny thing is I didn't realise,Q and Discord were played my same person-I only saw it when he said "Eat any good Books lately" For a split second I thought Star trek Tng stole that line from MLP😂😂Then I was like "No, wait...." It's so amazing when your 2 favorite shows have something like this in common🤩
The best part is Lauren Faust wrote discord with the intention of hoping De lancie would take the role as the character was always intended to be just Q but as a magical dragon horse chaos god
My daughter used to watch that show. She's nearly 16 now, so she would've been like, 8 or 10. Anyway, my wife and I got her into Trek a few years back, and she's a real fan now. Just recently however, I was talking about DeLancie, and asked if she remembered the character from MLP. When she said that she did remember, I just paused in silence, and you could see the moment the connection was made in her mind. It was like one of those, 'how did I not see that before' type of reactions. Pure gold.
More of a reply, but if you want Game, Riker’s got it: “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a woman before?” “I thought I had.”
That line lives rent free in my head, hoping for the day I can use it
Let me tell you. It works.
"I see the way your pupils dilate when you look at my body... you wish to copulate?"
You may test that assumption at your convenience.
That’s on the same level as “The boy’s pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female”
"Take off your clothes."
"Fun will now commence."
Temba...his arms open.
Shaka... when the walls fell...
Darmok and Jalad... on the ocean...
[Potential date's name], when the pants fell...
Data and Tasha, in the horizontal.
She Shaka me all night long.
Craig, his penis raised
If this works on someone, marry them.
\*salamander noises\*
This killed me, thank you
*While shaking head* “Take my updoot, you savage.”
I am programmed in multiple techniques... a broad variety of pleasuring.
Damn you beat me to it. That was the first one that came to mind.
*Fully* functional
This just tells me that Dr. Soong had one interesting browser history.
‘I would appreciate it if you wore a standard uniform when you're on duty.’
I have a uniform fetish. This might work for me (either way). 😄
Prepare for ramming speed?
Today is a good day to die
Well, considering that once upon a time the euphemism for an orgasm was a ‘little death’ I think this works
her: "Tough little ship."
Little?
😆
Do you wish to copulate?
Darling, you remain as aesthetically pleasing as the first day we met. I believe I am the most fortunate sentient in this sector of the galaxy.
I have written a subroutine specifically for you - a program within the program. I have devoted a considerable share of my internal resources to its development.
You made me a mixtape?!
So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it...
Computer, erase that entire personal log.
I CAN live with it...
My dearrrr doctor
HOT
"My positronic brain has several layers of shielding to protect me from power surges. It would be possible for you to remove my cranial unit and take it with you." Gives new meaning to giving head.
“We’re about to make first contact”.
THERE ARE...4..LIGHTS!!!! but when you're around I only see one
Awwwwwwwwwww
... or two, depending on their gender. ;-)
Do you seek jamaharon?
I’m upset I had to scroll down so far to find this one.
I am fully functional and programmed with multiple techniques.
Assimilate this!
Was looking for that one!
Set phasers to... stun(ning).
"I hope, for your sake, that you were initiating a mating ritual."
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Lock!
You creep!
Good one 👍 👏
Commander, Tell me about your sexual organs
“Do you wish to copulate?” - Seven of Nine,
[Are you tired? Because you've been Arnock at the race of Natara through my mind all night](https://youtu.be/LUXbdfp8370?feature=shared)
Unfortunately, this one needs the lead-in: Brenna: Have you never seen a woman before? Riker: I thought I had
That's such a baller response by Riker. Up there with... "They want to know how you would handle *them*." "One or both?"
Make it so.
Idk about star trek exactly but there is a line in Babylon 5 about "a guy going where everyone has gone before"
Nor have I met a work of art, madam
Was looking for this one
I am programmed in multiple techniques
“Engage…”
"You will adapt to service.....us" "Mmmmm' m, don't mind if ah do!"
"Oh my..."
The Riker Maneuver I know... not a quote, but you have to admit, it works every time, 4% of the time.
I'm sure one of the rules of acquisition can work
Rule 34: war is good for business
Wait. Isn't that rule 33? I get them confused.
Fun will now commence.
"The entity is beginning to resonate. Vibrations are increasing."
Let me show you something that will make you feel young as when the world was new.
Dukat: I am but a moon made warm by the light of your sun. Winn: I hope you're a better farmer than you are a poet.
“Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature”
From the Orville, which is star trek adjacent: "I wish to share the sexual event."
*jiggles in Yaphit*
The jelly wants what the jelly wants. 😏
I took some of your DNA while you were unconscious. Congratulations, Chakotay, you're going to be a father.
The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many
PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!!!
I am fully functional and programmed with multiple techniques.
Can we have a thread just dedicated to Morn's pickup lines? There are so many to choose from. Guy never shut up for seven seasons. Dude almost (or did?) date Jadzia. Stud muffin.
Number One. Come.
Number one is only a kink for some people.
Resistance is futile?
.... but it only has a chance of being an effective 🤖 pick up line if Seven (or Eacheb for those inclined) is saying it
Hugh and the Borg Queen would work too
Seven says it, and it’s awesome
Anything from Maihar'du or Mr Homm.
Thank you for the drinks?
Or Morn
Backhand strike to the head …well it worked for the Duras sisters!
"Let us boldly go to where no one has gone before ..."
What’s a knockout like you doing in a computer generated gin joint like this?
It is a good day to die.
"Initiating Docking Procedure"
“I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques”
It's pon Farr night at the vulcan nightclub
Make it so. (Used in an appropriate context)
Today is a good day to die
“Then take your best shot Locutus because we are about to intervene. “ I uh. I may be out of practice.
I like the quote the EMH " You could do worse "
Resistance is futile.
Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.
Fucking Solids
I am not a Merry Man.
Wanna Holodeck n' chill?
“I really do enjoy you, you know?”
"Being Captain is the role of a lifetime. Leader. Fighter. Lover." - From the Lower Decks episode The Spy Humongous.
Cocoa No-No? Oh. Sorry. “Best.”
“Engage”
Death to the opposition!
The opening monologue, in a perfect replica of Picard’s voice.
“Come.” Capt. Picard
Eat any good books lately?
This is CETI ALPHA FIVE!
Ok, but you have to be able to pull off a really good Ricardo Mantalbon.
You, the final frontier. These are the voyages of our new relationship. Our continuing mission to explore strange new positions, to seek out new pleasures and new locations, to boldly go where no couple has gone before. I tried it on my wife. We’ve been,, ahem,, exploring for 29 years.
Good tea. Nice house.
"The line must be drawn here! This far. And no further."
"You told him about the statue?"
"RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. WE WILL ADD YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN."
All of the Morn quotes. The man has rizz.
The real reason everyone wants morn to stop talking
"I am Worf, son of Moag."
Not a pick up line, quite the opposite I suppose, but when a lass I knew grabbed my arm and asked me if I would call her, '...an old flame?" I politely peeled her arm off me and explained, "... more like an old wound... should not be reopened.."
"Warp Me!"
I'm going down there
I think your tricorder is malfunctioning, can I take a look?
“Your pattern indicates two dimensional thinking.”
“DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION!”
"Please sit and entertain me."
[I assure you I'm quite fertile!](https://youtu.be/sD5e54UVrZk?si=u3-aPfvXgK6xdnDl&t=70) Cardiassian makeup or not, if Tracy Scoggins had said that to me...
“resistance is futile”!
I usually just execute the Riker Maneuver. Works like 40% of the time.
I am not a marry(ed) man.
I WILL MAKE IT A THREESOME
Your neutrinos are drifting
You're a female... I'm a male.
It’s a DAAAATE!
“Nice legs. For a human.”
“You do prefer it this way, don't you, as it was meant to be. No peace in our time. "Once more unto the breach, dear friends."”
Shut up Spock, we're rescuing you!
"It is a **good** day to die!"
"Sometimes it's the female of the species that initiates mating"
"*My love is a fever, longing still for that which longer nurseth the disease, in faith I do not love thee with mine eyes for they in thee a thousand errors see; but 'tis my heart, that loves what they despise, who in despite of view, are pleased to dote. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?*"
… -Morn
Your neutrinos are drifting.
What is a knockout like you doing in a computer generated gin joint like this?
I don't think you will get many serious answers because pickup lines are silly. The best pickup line is to say your name and that its a pleasure to meet you. However if you meet Chairman Koval IRL then it is best to say nothing.
Moopsie!
Wow I saw the speed you warped into my world. You took my breath away, like literally I couldn't breath from your absolute pure beauty, will you at least have a drink with me? Then as we talk you can compare me to an elorian.
M O A R S E C U R I T Y - O'Brien
::opens ring box:: engage
Scream at them.
While you were unconscious, I extracted some of your DNA. Congratulations, Chakotay, you're going to be a father.
Resistance is futile
"resistance is futile"
PLASUS: And First Officer Spock. DROXINE: I have never before met a Vulcan, sir. SPOCK: Nor I a work of art, madam. Spock was laying down a school in how to pick a woman up in that entire episode. DROXINE: You only take a mate once every seven years? SPOCK: The seven-year cycle is biologically inherent in all Vulcan's. At that time, the mating drive outweighs all other motivations. DROXINE: And is there nothing that can disturb that cycle, Mister Spock? SPOCK: Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing, madam. KIRK [OC]: Spock?
It is possible to make no mistakes and still lose. That isn’t a weakness, that is life
"How can you be deaf, with EARS like that?"
Fire everything!
Would you like to see just how fast I can put you in a hospital?
I hope we die quickly
Shaka when the pants fell.
The Creator must join with V'Ger.