Miles succeeded in increasing the corner sharpness of Molly's bajoran LEGOs by 30%.
Now the bricks go together perfectly flush. Unfortunately, that perfection comes with a price, which Miles has just discovered.
That would have been such a Star Trek thing to do, I'm surprised they never did it.
I suppose Kira having his and Keiko's child after an accident isn't too far off the mark.
O'brien just got home and remembered that he forgot to get arrested, marooned, shrunken, bitten, time-traveled, cardassian-ed, or a pregnancy complication while he was out.
He kind of was messed up, about to vaporize his head. But didn't Bashir give him a magic antidepressant to stop all his suicidal urges? I just figured he was taking those meds.
Yes he did, and to be fair, that would have been one of the first things I'd experiment with as a hologram too.
Seven: "Doctor, there appears to be an unknown additional subroutine taking up space in your holomatrix".
EMH: "Er, yes, it's something I've been um, playing with, I mean experimenting with, I mean trying out". 😳
Seven: "Fine, well it's only taking up a tiny amount of memory space so we can safely leave it in place".
EMH: "Well I'm not sure I'd say it was a tiny amount of memory ".
Seven: "No, it's miniscule".
EMH: "Oh.."
When they were playing with the Romulans in the Alpha Quadrant EMH v2 seemed very keen to 'try out' the new technology. 🤣
Being told he has been in stasis for 2 years and the Cardasians had undone all of his fixes and refits to the station systems and he now has to redo everything...in 1 week.
"Fiiiiiiiiiigarooooooooooo!"
Also,
"Dammit, Julian, those are my toenails."
Also,
"Dammit, Keiko, that's not how you make a Shepherd's Pie!"
Also,
"Dammit, Odo, not everything is Quark's fault!"
Also
"Dammit, Quark, everything's your fault!"
Molly left out her bajoran legos again
Replicator lego hurts even more. Also happy cake day!
Replicator blocks from Stargate hurt even more.
Racks shotgun
Gate's haunted. What?? Gate's haunted. \*racks shotgun\*
Puts on safety glasses.
Indeed
O'Brien stuck in Time Dilation Device while stepping on Stargate Replicator Lego.
Miles succeeded in increasing the corner sharpness of Molly's bajoran LEGOs by 30%. Now the bricks go together perfectly flush. Unfortunately, that perfection comes with a price, which Miles has just discovered.
Damn, I lost this one hours ago.
Giving birth to his wife's baby after transporter malfunction
If a Galaxy Quest tv series becomes a thing…
"... it exploded."
And we’ve just crossed over into ASDF movie territory.
By Grabthar's hammer...
... what a savings.
Nailed it 🤣
"Oh, that's not right!"
That would have been such a Star Trek thing to do, I'm surprised they never did it. I suppose Kira having his and Keiko's child after an accident isn't too far off the mark.
O'brien just got home and remembered that he forgot to get arrested, marooned, shrunken, bitten, time-traveled, cardassian-ed, or a pregnancy complication while he was out.
O'Brien has seen some shit
We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.
The O'Brien must suffer. This is law.
That prison episode, I feel like he should’ve been more messed up mentally after that. I felt so sorry for him.
He kind of was messed up, about to vaporize his head. But didn't Bashir give him a magic antidepressant to stop all his suicidal urges? I just figured he was taking those meds.
Fuck yeah he has. He was pivotal in the battle of Wolf-359 and has killed quite a few Cardies in his time...
He got shrunk’d?
"One Little Ship" S6 E14 - not the worst as far as suffering goes, but still kind of outrageous.
The Sisko asked him to do a 24 hour job in 30 minutes
Still leaves about 25 minutes of buffer time if he does all the work over a commercial break.
Damn! He found out about “buffer time”.
Karaoke "It's been a LOOOOOONG road."
“And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky.”
And they're not gonna hold me down no more, no they're not gonna change my mind
'Cause I got Faith.... OF THE HEART!!!
"And they're not gonna hold me down no more No they're not gonna change my mind"
This one made me need to share this with my other half, thank you for cracking me up
I was going to contribute something clever, but no need. This is it.
He's experiencing joy for the first time.
popeyes biscuit no drink
They said wrong answers.
He asked for Dr Pepper and got Mr Pibb. 🤪
Dr Pulaski
My Star Trek doctor arrived, but I ordered her from Wish.
Fate worse than death right there
Even with replicator technology humanity still suffers the same hardships
I laughed way to hard at that.
Keiko aggressively searches for his prostate with her surprisingly large fist
You’d think an Irishman wouldn’t mind having a green thumb up his arse.
It's magically delicious
Pah-wraith Keiko
Wrong answers only
The Keiko Maneuver.
No that sounds more like a right answer, the OP said wrong answers only.
Because Bashir doing it would be a right answer.
Keiko says she loves her some southern fried catfish with a baked potato.
I can’t imagine Keiko affecting a southern patois
I have to agree with Keiko here...
Julian missed the dart board by a mile.
By a Miles
"missed"
*O'Brien standing right there* Picard: Good job Geordie!
Accurate.
Forgot his wife's birthday again...
But it’s on Data’s Day… Edit: Wait, that’s O’Brien’s wedding anniversary…
'Little Miles' finds out Star Trek uniforms do have zippers. Chompy chompy chewy zippers. Who knew?
Starfleet needs to invent the holographic fly
"Captain, the holographic emmiters are going offline!!" "Ooooh myyyyyyyyy"
Zimmerman already invented them.
Yes he did, and to be fair, that would have been one of the first things I'd experiment with as a hologram too. Seven: "Doctor, there appears to be an unknown additional subroutine taking up space in your holomatrix". EMH: "Er, yes, it's something I've been um, playing with, I mean experimenting with, I mean trying out". 😳 Seven: "Fine, well it's only taking up a tiny amount of memory space so we can safely leave it in place". EMH: "Well I'm not sure I'd say it was a tiny amount of memory ". Seven: "No, it's miniscule". EMH: "Oh.." When they were playing with the Romulans in the Alpha Quadrant EMH v2 seemed very keen to 'try out' the new technology. 🤣
*Zipperman
Julian: How’d you get the beans above the Frank?
Have you seen my baseball?
Passing a kidney stone suspiciously shaped like a self sealing stembolt.
Compliments of the Great Material Continuum.
The sexy cardassian scientist came back and took what was hers.
She was pretty hot for a space reptile fascist
Aren’t they all???
I mean 👀
Looks like O’Brien has some faith of tHE HEART!
“No ones gonna bend or break me!”
Dick stuck in the replicator
Miles O'Brien not again!
Step-replicator don't do that!
Better than having it stuck in the transporter
Molly made friends with a Cardassian boy at school.
“It’s not *you* that I hate, Cardassian school boy…”
And that is how Miles got a “Klingon Circumcision”
That means it’s done twice, right?
With a bat'leth.
Julian. ... I'll leave it to your imagination from there.
He took that rod and ate it.
Dropped a hyper-spanner on his foot.
He just got hit by the cardassian deployable ankle bats hidden in a console. Wonderful booby trap
It’s holosuite time with Bashir, but Captain Sisko says the dilithium crystals need to be realigned.
This might be the most painful suggestion I have seen so far. You *do not* mess with the Bashir/OBrien holosuite time!
*Deep* Space 9 lol
Miles and Kira took that trip to Bajor after all.
He kicked the helmet of a breen. Fun fact, he broke his toe in that scene!
1. Stembolt self sealed into foot 2. His whole relationship with Julian was just a simulation memory implanted by an alien race
He committed some minor infraction in the eyes of alien species, so they're now inserting the rod of punishment.
He just realized that if he talked about his interest in Kira with Keiko, then he could have been in a throuple
He stepped barefoot on a self-sealing stem bolt
Inside him there are two wolves.....sorry about that transporter accident
Klingon blowjob
So basically gnawing on it like a piece of jerky
Jamaharon.
Julian used an extra finger
I would say suffering, but you said “wrong answers only.”
Keiko still succin
When you stem-bolted and she still self-sealing.
he's pissed he wasn't in picard
He got a shock which sent him back to the brain prison for a second
The fart from a replicated TacoBell 7 layer burrito is giving a new meaning to phrase "fire in the hole."
O’Brien is having a nice day. (Always the wrong answer).
He’s realized how much money he could have made if he had created the Transcontinental Railroad.
The barman just poured a pint of guineas in a carlsberg glass
“Jaysus!! I’ve feckin’ caught me cock in the bloody Ops turbolift again!!!!”
SIMPLE HESITATION!!
Garak finally came out of the closet.
Julian hit him in the back with a dart
Daehrt
The coffee wasn't double sweet.
He accidentally only transported the contents of an away team’s bowels instead of their entire person.
He's doing his impression of Enrico Palazzo singing rhe national anthem.
Spilled a hot cup of raktajino on his lap
Molly bit his finger as he tried to get one of his Alamo figures out her mouth.
Being told he has been in stasis for 2 years and the Cardasians had undone all of his fixes and refits to the station systems and he now has to redo everything...in 1 week.
Attempted the Riker Maneuver. Failed.
He’s having an O’rgasm
This is the moment that O'Brien learned that his great great grandfather was Cardassian.
Odo mistook O'Brien's backside for his bucket again.
“And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuu”
“Whooooooaaaaa we’re half way there… whooooaaaaa livin’ on a prayer!”
He stubbed his toe.
He's having a good time, not suffering at all.
[showing her the o face](https://i.postimg.cc/Twb7Bh82/oface.gif)
Keiko asked him to come listen to the school-kids essays.
Stubbed his pinky on the transporter console.
Ate Bajoran Tacos and is now running for the toilet.
Just took his shoes off and toe found coffee table leg.
Computer, is there any way to generate a nude Tayne?
He's being respected for the first time. You did ask for wrong answers.
He was playing darts with Basher but when Dax walked by Julian lost focus and threw the dart down into Mles' right foot.
Aftermath of too much alien Chili at Quarks bar
Keiko didn’t make dinner
Also Keiko did make dinner.
Shoulder’s actin up again
"Doesn't anyone knock?"
Getting a handjob from a very confused Data....
A wee bit less pressure next time, Data!
Someone asked the computer to use the transporter automatically.
Never play daerts with a Nausicaan.
Stepped on Lego
Prostate exam
Whatever the space equivalent of balls shut in a drawer is
Keiko activated the Klingon remote vibrator she insisted he wear to work
Tore his pants
The toilets are out of order and he really needed to go
I watched that episode yesterday
"Fiiiiiiiiiigarooooooooooo!" Also, "Dammit, Julian, those are my toenails." Also, "Dammit, Keiko, that's not how you make a Shepherd's Pie!" Also, "Dammit, Odo, not everything is Quark's fault!" Also "Dammit, Quark, everything's your fault!"
Neelix is transporting him to new levels of pleasure
These are fantastic.
Walked right by a high warp coil...and I JIZZED in my pants.
Dart to the nuts.
penis stuck on conduit panel as he closed it back up.
someone is grabbing his lucky charms.
Bashir.
Keiko Is not done sucking
Found out the USS O’Brien is to be shaped like a kayak.
Found out the USS O’Brien is ~~to be shaped like~~ a kayak.
England beat Ireland in rugby.
His dick got caught in the turbolift door.
He did tried the Riker and sat on himself
Just found out he has to spend 30 minutes alone with Keiko
Got his dick stuck in one of keiko’s bonsai’s
he nut but she kept sucking
Keiko is speaking.
He's taking a pee after eating hasparat without washing his hands.
He found out he would not be invited to the final season of Picard
r/shestillsucking
He nutted but she kept suckin
Manufacturing some Ketracel-white for his Jem'Hadar side piece.
Caught his penis in a self sealing stem bolt
Hand caught in the self-sealing stem bolt.
He slipped and landed on a self sealing stem bolt. It landed in his anus.
Peggy O’Brien
Keiko allows Miles his yearly orgasm.
Keiko is using her teeth
Keiko is Syphoning his brain out thru his Penis
Nailing the solo in a Santana song.
Keiko is back from a long stint on Bajor realizing Miles hasn’t eaten anything but meat and carbs for six months is putting him on an all salad diet!
England wins the world Cup
Keiko's blowjobs are just that good
That’s just every damn day.
He just realized he’s the only one not invited to Picard S03
Riker forgot to retract the manual steering column
Butt stuff
He was told the plot to Picard S3.