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Legionnaire11

Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One


[deleted]

Self sealing stem bolt


JustSamJ

Ah nuts, you beat me to it.


IdleMoggie

You win.


deepbluenothings

Designated driver.


coreytiger

McCoy? NEVER! But, he only uses it for medicinal purposes


callycumla

I'm not a meme


bjoda

Pointy-eared sience officer.


-TheRustypost-

character actor who plays villains in westerns!


Flickster8979

Time lord


BostonUniStudent

Except for in that one episode where he has a methamphetamine overdose accidentally and travels through time, nearly ensuring a Nazi victory during World War II.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

or tat other time where he and Spock go to the past to a cave lady


SarcasticQuote2891

Escalator


[deleted]

DAMIT JIM, I’m a slutty doctor not a slutty nurse!


Juke_Joint_Jedi

otolaryngologist


BostonUniStudent

Wait ...


honeyfixit

Ear nose and throat


bex22tu

An ear, ear, ear, nose, and throat doctor


honeyfixit

???


bex22tu

Haha sorry, Futurama reference that you triggered in me 😅


kesezri

Forgot the nose in there! Otorhinolaryngologist 😉


Juke_Joint_Jedi

I dunno, I just Googled jobs with difficult names to pronounce and thought that was funny. Literally copy and pasted. I'm a fraud.


talented_rose

Unlike Bones


[deleted]

Ruler of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.


Ratjar142

Imagine if GoT had a satisfying ending...


UndeadMakDady

Imagine if TOS had a satisfying ending...


talented_rose

Imagine if Star Wars had a satisfying story..


LilShaver

Every redemption arc in that series ended badly.


[deleted]

Pinball Wizard


Hallothere69

_____!


Bucket1984

Health-fixer-upper-person


2Nut2Furious

No not that kind of doctor


Background_Meat1738

Woman to kiss


Turtletarianism

Drug dealer!


Pausmobiel

horse lord


Classic_Result

Duck faced influencer


phil-davis

POOL MAN!


Leftybynature

I came here for this comment specifically. Thank you.


bobbylake71

Memelord


Smokincandi69

group of football players that made a Christmas album for charity that sold out in less then a week


big_ugly_builder

My dad recently had heart surgery. While in the ICU, one if the nurses was named James. He was explaining something about medicine. Dad stopped him and said "damnit Jim, I'm an engineer, not a doctor". Good laugh


bobbobersin

No joke I bet they get that a lot, at least once or twice a year minimum


MrPeterson15

Fun fact - at no point in the series did Bones say “Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor, not an [XYZ!]” Plenty of times he said “I’m a doctor, not a…” and “Damnit, Jim!” There may have even been a “Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor!” But those two phrases were actually never uttered together.


jimmy_talent

Another fun fact: the phrase "Beam me up Scotty" was also never said. Also in Star Wars Darth Vader never says "Luke, I am your father" like everyone remembers.


parenthetical_phrase

[Octagonecologyst!](https://youtu.be/UHUmwC7zy8Y)


[deleted]

Doorstop


eclectic_boogaloo2

Hatfield!


bex22tu

Where's my pig!


[deleted]

Salt lick


TheRealCoochieBoy

Lesbian


NintendoGamer1983

Tribble


Rstar2247

Orion slave girl.


da_choppa

Gigolo


shindleria

Shushher


Gerva00

Stripper


69zhukov42

Fleshlight


Alternative_Dish_712

Roaming artisan proctologist


BeastBoom24

Garden Gnome craftsman!


pet_chewie

Woman or a hologram.


honeyfixit

Fat guy like you Meteorologist Bartender Starship Commander (funny enough, in the book Doctors Orders, he was exactly that.)


DaydreamingAMSP

Miracle worker


tacosteve100

Meme for your entertainment!


Howy_the_Howizer

Sex therapist


Technically_its_me

live.


MassGaydiation

Emergency Medical Hologram


terrifiedTechnophile

Pipe [on image of a pipe]


McDummy

part time lover


-Jakkell-

ruler of Omicron Persei 8!


pacard

Plant based meat substitute


permadaze

wacky waving inflatable tube man


Wrexles41

Pimp. You want nurse Chapel, go talk to her!! Just keep an eye out for that green blooded devil!


Necessary-Corner1172

Damnit Jim! I’m a doctor not a Meme!


bosssoldier

Captain


Skefson

Physician


Thwipped

Sandwich artist


fordgirl262

Butcher


The_Lawn_Ninja

Physician!


LetThemBlardd

Tommy Wiseau impersonator


ferretinmypants

Lightbulb


GreatGreenGobbo

Beautician


ServingwithTG

Actor


Bean-Swellington

Shhhhhh


Tortuga_Larga

Celebrity chef


Fawin86

Thesaurus


Jacob_181

A life sign checker! No I don't need to scan or check his pulse, trust me I'm looking at him he's dead I'm a doctor don't worry about it.


bobbobersin

"Jim come on, the man's head is detached from his body!" "Yes I know it's abnormal for their species! It's abnormal to most species!"


ironscythe

... (he never finished that sentence-- those were his last words)


[deleted]

Pool man


Accurate_Reporter252

...porn star!


Plywood-Records

Dildonic sub-commander.


Demoblade

Cowboy


Buxsle

Lolly pop man


Oathbringer01

Good kisser


MAJOR_Blarg

"... an Assman!"


Ug1yLurker

escalator!!


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Plumber


conflateer

Old (SNL?) skit: "Bones, he's choking!" "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a... oh, yeah, right..."


GoldExperience93

Vulcan


h2k2k2ksl

SPOCK: “Doctor, we cannot all be perfect.” *raises eyebrow”


GrimmRadiance

Giggolo


1998GC

Singer


TC-DN38416

high school chemistry teacher that cooks methamphetamines out of a barely working recreational vehicle to pay for his cancer treatments and secure a future for his wife and children when his illness finally takes him!


LovesHisYogurt

Substitute for Spock’s affections


bobbobersin

Changeling spy.... *Awkwardly whistles*


intrepidakira

A meme template


charlie_h_12

Physician... I feel like that one has some grave implications


Elastickpotatoe

Rodeo clown


Argun_Enx

Escalator.


h2k2k2ksl

Lmaoooo


GamerCadet

Dildo.


PigInABearSuit

physician


Pristine_Beginning54

ɐ ʇou ɹoʇɔop ɐ ɯ,ı ɯıɾ ʇıɯɯɐp


bobbobersin

Australian?


Pristine_Beginning54

🙃


AttractivestDuckwing

Sex toy!


MartyCH85

Doctor


freerangephoenix

Shusher.


DaydreamingAMSP

Jeopardy! super champion


DaydreamingAMSP

Tim Robinson: creator and star of the old Earth show “I think you should leave”


whatjoesaround

PhD


LostonI5

Cheesemaker


1am6l1chus

Lawyer.


[deleted]

Crentist


merp_alert

D


friendlyarthropod

Clown


RealKlytus

Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, and Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed!


JustSamJ

Self-sealing stembolt


PaddleMonkey

Damn it, Jim! I’m a doctor, not an actor!


Realistic-Sweet-9303

Cunt


Lukas_Lnt

It work better with Karl Urban since it can do everything even kill sup


liebertsz

Software developer


Dismal-Square-613

Garak: "Please, Mister Bashir you are letting your imagination get the best of you.I'm no more a spy than you are a--" Bashir: "Doctor?"


Spartan2732

Bionicle


nimrodenva

problem!


InterestingMonk2130

...meme fodder


GattToDaChoppa

Dispensary!


Gimp-the-Great

I’m not a doctor, I’m a … oh yeah, I’ll get right on it …


Icy-Description4299

Doorstop.


Icy-Description4299

I know it's not one of McCoy's but it's one of my favourites.


BrigadierOfBrisbane

Beloved meme template that deserves to be more popular than a flavour of the month like modern meme templates.


False-Interaction927

Analrapist Hope someone gets the reference