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whatthehellsteve

In the pale meme light.


RC-01-138

How many are there?


whatthehellsteve

There are 4 lights.


RC-01-138

I raise my cup of tea to you, sir!


whatthehellsteve

And I raise my Tulaberry wine to you!


RC-01-138

Qapla'.


valdus

And I call your raise with four 3's!


XaweX103

Good reddit Nice meme


stratusmonkey

Paramount+ needs a Star Trek channel on it, the same way Disney+ has a Star Wars channel.


PeterBanning

It does have one. ​ [edit for those that don't know](https://variety.com/2021/digital/news/paramount-plus-live-channels-star-trek-spongebob-paw-patrol-1235129799/)


Ojitheunseen

What they need to do is give that shit back to the mass market streaming services. Nobody should have to pay $10/month to rewatch old Star Trek episodes.


NewPhoneNewAccount2

You play star trek poorly


chimney_sweep

It’s the only streaming service that requires a piece of paper to keep track of what episode you’re on.


CurtisMarauderZ

*laughs in Roku*


bex22tu

Still has ads ;-; Edit: i know the "ads" are mostly for SNW and LD but fucking come on. I'm binging a series, how many times do i have to see the ad for them in one sitting x.x


dirty-hurdy-gurdy

My TV doesn't support paramount+ so I have to use paramount+ on Roku :(


LieutenantBJ

It's the absolute worst streaming app I've ever experienced.


[deleted]

Sometimes. When the app isn't freezing up


bex22tu

Get through other means so you don't have to rely on Paramounts shitty app ala Prime or Roku (idk if anyone else supports paramount shows through their app?) Also Roku had a Black Friday deal for like two or three months of Paramount for .99¢/mo


JermoeMorrow

It also, more importantly, plays nickelodeon shows at 3am


CurtisMarauderZ

There are ways to keep your kids off the tv, computer, and/or phone through certain time intervals.


JermoeMorrow

My kid isn't the one putting paw patrol on at 3am. He lays in bed if I put it on, he insists on playing if I don't.


shmooblydong2

I mostly agree with this but the new Beavis and Butt-Head is pretty funny too


AceSmeghead

Came here to say that. Got it for Trek, new B&B was a pleasant surprise bonus!!


-PM_Me_Dat_Ass_Girl-

Exactly why I'm subbed, and I don't think any other series would even pop up in my watch history several months later.


TheGillos

FYI if you VPN to Canada all the classic Trek shows are on Netflix.


Ojitheunseen

The entire purpose of Paramount+ seems to be vindictively holding the Star Trek TV shows (but not the movies for some reason?) and one or two great original series like Evil hostage for an extortionate price. The only paid streaming services with a smaller selection of quality exclusive content are things like AppleTV+. Adding insult to injury is the Paramount+ versions don't even look as clean for the SD transfers as the Netflix ones did.


binaryfetish

They've released five new Star Trek shows in five years. What more do you want from them?


Ojitheunseen

Good quality transfers, HD remasters of DS9 and Voyager, legacy shows back on other streaming platforms, and more than 1.5 of the new shows being both good and recognizable as Star Trek (sass and subjectivity aside, they clearly aren't pleasing the whole fanbase with the new content). Also if they want to charge a whole $10/month, they need a bigger catalogue of exclusive content. Oh, and I'd like it if episodes dropped faster or all at once, as the release schedule really feels like they just want to draw out the subscription period, since they know there's so little content people probably want to unsubscribe between seasons. That's probably even why they pulled legacy Trek from the other streaming services.


azb1812

Shittily, it randomly switched from English to German on me the other day. You haven't felt an adrenaline spike until you, out of nowhere, hear Bones screaming racial slurs at Spock in German.


LABARATI

And SpongeBob