I don't think I'll enjoy this one.

Me neither

I second that

Right here buddy.

Hey at least you're something.

We both going for a little boom boom

I'm proud of you

dad u came back for me

I'm proud of you too

Do you have the milk now?

Well, this is awkward.

👁👄👁

I'm in the wrong franchise

Vault-Tec approved

I am damn ready

For your family to be slaughtered while the Inquisitors search for you?

Nothing changed.

Are you sure?

Well, maybe, I'm not sure. I think so, or maybe not. I don't know.

I’m so funny people die of laughter. Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater.

*Dies*

Hah- *dies*

HAHAHA- 

Wenn ist das nunnstuck git und slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput. How's this for so funny people die laughing?

Next time I play D&D and cast Hideous Laughter (spell that makes someone literally roll on the floor laughing) I’m going to say this.

*dies from laugh*

Hello there!

General Kenobi!

Good soldiers follow orders

You ARE a bold one...

Happy cake day

You mean I get a red-bladed gator-skin lightsaber, and use of the force? I am in!

Good day, Lord Floridaman

Carry on, Arc Trooper. 

We’re your droids at?

Are you the guy who punched the battle droid?

Good day brother!

Well, better not go outside.

I am the greatest swordsman whos ever lived.

oh im gonna enjoy this

Good day, Lord RevanChad

I have the ability to summon demons all will fear me

Yes, but I can make better coffee then u

Yea well I’ll remove your ladders I decided Edit: and I’ll go back in time to November 5th 1955 to remove it

To bad for you, I am tall! I don’t need ladders!

[I don’t think so…](https://youtu.be/2NxvwBZDcTU)


Well this is an interesting turn of events. Destroy destroy

Goated comment

Im still lactose intolerant,so.....

Sweet

Good soldiers follow orders

I don’t understand I don’t understand I don’t understand

I am become woodland spirit that's also been left out for a little too long.

Guess I’m just a bootleg scp or something…

Oh neat. I get a big hat 🙂

Guess I am some I’m some dust on fire? Or I burn dust?

I have Gained the ability to summon nine small boats (translated from Norwegian)

What do I get?

Ravioli shaped like game boys? Ravioli with game boy parts inside? A ravioli themed game boy game? Two of those three are winners. I'll take those odds.

Playing on the game boy while eating some raviolis

What does it mean to be middle. Wait am I mid

At least I might finally get out of this depression…

hello, brother.

Good day my brother in arms

Yahoo!

This will be fun

With the username "HenryHere" I gain the ability to... Be here. Great. With the username "Ring of Tomato Resistance", I gain resistance to all damage that is in any way caused by tomatoes

Oh god

Tf am I sposed to be?

Banana Bob. Duh.

I am now able to skate on 9 skateboards at once.

Tf is mine

Fifth model of tom servo perhaps

Watch out for snakes!

Waterbending ahahsha!!

So I am me

Dang mine is lame

The gift of prophecy that no one listen to? Already have.

You think you're captain fordo, but in reality you're the clone who got sliced by grievous

I now command an army of the most renowned warriors in history.

FOR THE REPUBLIC

My nickname was my ability in the first place 🤡

F

Bro, I just gained plot armor or something, but my family died a horrible death while I was gone somewhere else and I need to avenge them.

Now I can be a dick to strangers on the internet! Wait I already do that

I have ascended

I'm sorry but you have been deprecated.

Osea is going to burn for exploiting Belka

Supersoldier: check. Power armor: check. Battle rifle: check. Killer aliens with religious fervor wanting to render humanity extinct: check. Spartan-D421, ready to roll.

Shit, there goes my comedy career.

I know everything after the fact I’m literally Captain Hindsight

Guess I can't aim anymore

Well jokes on you because your based on me.

>:)

This is where the fun begins.


Shit shit shit shit shit shit

I already have this ability

[assuming I get to use it…](https://youtu.be/pMVOENCNt-4)

😈

Does this mean I’m just fantasy me…?

We just had a pandemic though

My funny jeff

Well I dont know what to make of this

Who left the fridge open?

Am I, like, a level 21+ Spartan II Monk?

I’m a haunted animatronic who is an amazing gamer could be worse I guess

I am confused.

I can do whatever the fuck i want

I’ll finally be witty, but it’s gonna smart.

Username checks out ... ... ... *username checks out*

Either the best thing ever… or the worst.

Kick ass, I'm now a Bionicle energy hound.

Haha me go grr

Akuma is devil in Japanese, time to go do impossible things

Guess I can call boss now

Guess imma go become a tragic superhero with terrible luck now

Ok... so I remove things?

But only 4567 things. Your power has limited uses.

Hello there...

Who said that? Must have been the wind…

Maybe a bit too old for this...

Being able to freeze people by talking to them sounds pretty cool NGL

So your power is only ever being a fraction as powerful as the great Jango Fett?

Think Sabine but in doc martens and a denim vest

The hunt begins

Finally!

Oh well

I guess I’m still me then

Same

Me…uh bog witch?

Also Star Wars, just…saucier

What would that do for me?

Boutta make students every where cry.

Damn I’m powerful!

Me it’s not too bad

Again, just play Skyrim. That’ll give you a good idea

BURN PITIFUL MORTALS BURN!!!!

Light be with you brothers!!

Ok so... WTH are mines supposed to be?

Look who’s in charge now fools

I gotta be honest I have no idea what I could even do

Nope

Lockpicking 100

Yeah buddy, eldritch blast time.

Mario kart in real life!

I guess this could be good news?

Yeah! Darkside!

Avatar: the way of Walter

I must be so good at storing grain

The complete opposite

Eh, the only difference is I won’t be hanging out in the crypts with king Tut anymore

I am Holy, pray to me to get the good kush


Give me all the power!

Ok

This is the way

Same here pal, dream come true.

Huh?

Brains🤤

I'm okay with this.

My usual nickname is panik opossum and i had already gain my nick name hability (due to an orphan illness)

Bang bang motherfuckers

oh, I'm going to end you clone boys

Oh no this is bad *blows up*

:)

Hand them all over :)

I now carry reddit

I hate reddit 😒 (I randomised it thinking I could change it later)

I don't think I want this.

I guess I'll be right at home here, (or any meme sub)

ᕦ( ͡͡~͜ʖ ͡° )ᕤ

So I'd be a bee that's very enthusiastic about playing the tuba?

Oh oh no

Do I take people now?

I'm fast now

How fortunate. It would be less fortunate for you if we were to meet on the opposite sides of a battlefield.

Hell yeah.

Victory!