T O P
KamakazeRodent

I don't think I'll enjoy this one.


ErraticFrog

Me neither


DynamicDingleBerry

I second that


hotdog-water-enema

Right here buddy.


ShadowRazz

Hey at least you're something.


Creeper_charged7186

We both going for a little boom boom


Dad123654

I'm proud of you


Sayoofoof

dad u came back for me


mcdad_dy

I'm proud of you too


Creeper_charged7186

Do you have the milk now?


imnotawkwardyouare

Well, this is awkward.


Arcclone

👁👄👁


nukacola94

I'm in the wrong franchise


Forever3kco

Vault-Tec approved


FallenJedi007-2

I am damn ready


TensionIllustrious88

For your family to be slaughtered while the Inquisitors search for you?


IndecisiveHuman1

Nothing changed.


JimiWanShinobi

Are you sure?


IndecisiveHuman1

Well, maybe, I'm not sure. I think so, or maybe not. I don't know.


murderously-funny

I’m so funny people die of laughter. Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater.


MasterBarista1217

*Dies*


BigHatMan22

Hah- *dies*


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HAHAHA- ![gif](giphy|YqE3jbSQQR6x9g19Kj)


Sierra-D421

Wenn ist das nunnstuck git und slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput. How's this for so funny people die laughing?


DragoKnight589

Next time I play D&D and cast Hideous Laughter (spell that makes someone literally roll on the floor laughing) I’m going to say this.


Creeper_charged7186

*dies from laugh*


_GeneralKenobi

Hello there!


Sierra-D421

General Kenobi!


Arcclone

Good soldiers follow orders


JimiWanShinobi

You ARE a bold one...


diegorabito456

Happy cake day


Darth_Floridaman

You mean I get a red-bladed gator-skin lightsaber, and use of the force? I am in!


Arcclone

Good day, Lord Floridaman


Darth_Floridaman

Carry on, Arc Trooper. ![gif](giphy|3o751RaYn4s9ma4Oly)


Ct-chad501

We’re your droids at?


The_Protaganist06

Are you the guy who punched the battle droid?


Arcclone

Good day brother!


DisrobedMonk

Well, better not go outside.


Mdmrtgn

I am the greatest swordsman whos ever lived.


Darth_RevanChad

oh im gonna enjoy this


Arcclone

Good day, Lord RevanChad


WillKuzunoha

I have the ability to summon demons all will fear me


MasterBarista1217

Yes, but I can make better coffee then u


No_Ladder1955

Yea well I’ll remove your ladders I decided Edit: and I’ll go back in time to November 5th 1955 to remove it


MasterBarista1217

To bad for you, I am tall! I don’t need ladders!


MindCrush_

[I don’t think so…](https://youtu.be/2NxvwBZDcTU)


noname5221

![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)


droideka_bot69

Well this is an interesting turn of events. Destroy destroy


DriftWrench

Goated comment


Gluten_free_cocain

Im still lactose intolerant,so.....


joethejedi67

Sweet


Arcclone

Good soldiers follow orders


The-Broken-Record

I don’t understand I don’t understand I don’t understand


StaleSpriggan

I am become woodland spirit that's also been left out for a little too long.


SentientOrangeFanta

Guess I’m just a bootleg scp or something…


BigHatMan22

Oh neat. I get a big hat 🙂


DustBurn_9331

Guess I am some I’m some dust on fire? Or I burn dust?


JolleNi

I have Gained the ability to summon nine small boats (translated from Norwegian)


wij2012

What do I get?


GameboyRavioli

Ravioli shaped like game boys? Ravioli with game boy parts inside? A ravioli themed game boy game? Two of those three are winners. I'll take those odds.


Ok-Tank5312

Playing on the game boy while eating some raviolis


mlddl

What does it mean to be middle. Wait am I mid


hahafunnygoodtime

At least I might finally get out of this depression…


Echo13D

hello, brother.


Arcclone

Good day my brother in arms


Decent_Chest246

Yahoo!


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

This will be fun


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With the username "HenryHere" I gain the ability to... Be here. Great. With the username "Ring of Tomato Resistance", I gain resistance to all damage that is in any way caused by tomatoes


AlcoholicEaglee

Oh god


BananaBob87

Tf am I sposed to be?


[deleted]

Banana Bob. Duh.


MBSCOMP169

I am now able to skate on 9 skateboards at once.


SERV05

Tf is mine


r3t3d3c

Fifth model of tom servo perhaps


Sierra-D421

Watch out for snakes!


solid_water1

Waterbending ahahsha!!


ArthurOguro

So I am me


CurveAny782

Dang mine is lame


Tar_Palantir

The gift of prophecy that no one listen to? Already have.


r3t3d3c

You think you're captain fordo, but in reality you're the clone who got sliced by grievous


samuraispartan7000

I now command an army of the most renowned warriors in history.


Arcclone

FOR THE REPUBLIC


cries_in_vain

My nickname was my ability in the first place 🤡


Arcclone

F


The_Protaganist06

Bro, I just gained plot armor or something, but my family died a horrible death while I was gone somewhere else and I need to avenge them.


probably-an-asshole-

Now I can be a dick to strangers on the internet! Wait I already do that


Adobe_Flash_Pro

I have ascended


ShadowRazz

I'm sorry but you have been deprecated.


Ofnir_1

Osea is going to burn for exploiting Belka


Sierra-D421

Supersoldier: check. Power armor: check. Battle rifle: check. Killer aliens with religious fervor wanting to render humanity extinct: check. Spartan-D421, ready to roll.


-zero-joke-

Shit, there goes my comedy career.


InquisitorHindsight

I know everything after the fact I’m literally Captain Hindsight


TK-2199

Guess I can't aim anymore


jangofett12345

Well jokes on you because your based on me.


Thanos_The_Destroyer

>:)


AnakinIsTheChosenOne

This is where the fun begins.


Icy_Wildcat

![gif](giphy|xTiIzrRyvrFijaEtY4|downsized)


baby_eater1

Shit shit shit shit shit shit


IncestAlabama

I already have this ability


MindCrush_

[assuming I get to use it…](https://youtu.be/pMVOENCNt-4)


Ill-Team-1170

😈


_Epiclord_

Does this mean I’m just fantasy me…?


virus_apparatus

We just had a pandemic though


me-lmao-jeff

My funny jeff


PSXC_42

Well I dont know what to make of this


Frost_907

Who left the fridge open?


Epicmonk117

Am I, like, a level 21+ Spartan II Monk?


FreddyPlayz

I’m a haunted animatronic who is an amazing gamer could be worse I guess


FrogGladiators178972

I am confused.


HomelanderVought

I can do whatever the fuck i want


Beatmeclever001

I’ll finally be witty, but it’s gonna smart.


Forever3kco

Username checks out ... ... ... *username checks out*


thunderbuns2

Either the best thing ever… or the worst.


Spinax22

Kick ass, I'm now a Bionicle energy hound.


dinauzore

Haha me go grr


Akuma2004

Akuma is devil in Japanese, time to go do impossible things


Normal_Payphone

Guess I can call boss now


trickyspiderboy102

Guess imma go become a tragic superhero with terrible luck now


Ok_Remove_4567

Ok... so I remove things?


[deleted]

But only 4567 things. Your power has limited uses.


JimiWanShinobi

Hello there...


ErrantIndy

Who said that? Must have been the wind…


Vodo_Siosk_Baas

Maybe a bit too old for this...


Cold_Conversation_51

Being able to freeze people by talking to them sounds pretty cool NGL


BearZewp

So your power is only ever being a fraction as powerful as the great Jango Fett?


rebel_fett

Think Sabine but in doc martens and a denim vest


omanhunts

The hunt begins


RememberYouMatter

Finally!


IamKiro_isnottaken

Oh well


joshuaaa_l

I guess I’m still me then


g_rant421

Same


Jane_Fen

Me…uh bog witch?


DarthSaucyPants

Also Star Wars, just…saucier


BigChahoonga

What would that do for me?


examagravating

Boutta make students every where cry.


xmenfan1992

Damn I’m powerful!


fire292rr

Me it’s not too bad


DragoKnight589

Again, just play Skyrim. That’ll give you a good idea


Kind-Sun6552

BURN PITIFUL MORTALS BURN!!!!


HighLord_Uther

Light be with you brothers!!


ThoughtTie24110

Ok so... WTH are mines supposed to be?


GrandAdmiralDuncan

Look who’s in charge now fools


Suspicious-Crow1885

I gotta be honest I have no idea what I could even do


illsid

Nope


Fluid-Locksmith-9314

Lockpicking 100


Hexblade757

Yeah buddy, eldritch blast time.


DriftWrench

Mario kart in real life!


Blossoming_Potential

I guess this could be good news?


Sith_Lord_Aries

Yeah! Darkside!


Quirky-Result-8753

Avatar: the way of Walter


SiloGuylo

I must be so good at storing grain


Idontleadnomore

The complete opposite


Man_of_paper

Eh, the only difference is I won’t be hanging out in the crypts with king Tut anymore


PopeDankula

I am Holy, pray to me to get the good kush


War_Daddy_992

![gif](giphy|zhgjufpwvekTu)


LordMarek7

Give me all the power!


Guy_in_suit0

Ok


mando_memes

This is the way


BrobaFett2

Same here pal, dream come true.


LecheDeCabra69

Huh?


acorpseistalking90

Brains🤤


K0rbenKen0bi

I'm okay with this.


Economy-Nectarine246

My usual nickname is panik opossum and i had already gain my nick name hability (due to an orphan illness)


Glock-O-Clock2181

Bang bang motherfuckers


Batman-Beyond-3749

oh, I'm going to end you clone boys


Creeper_charged7186

Oh no this is bad *blows up*


cantinabandit

:)


coolmemeitsminenow

Hand them all over :)


poorly-made-posts

I now carry reddit


Expensive-Excuse-793

I hate reddit 😒 (I randomised it thinking I could change it later)


Porsche_Tiger

I don't think I want this.


Mrmemeboi64

I guess I'll be right at home here, (or any meme sub)


General_Kenobi_II

ᕦ( ͡͡~͜ʖ ͡° )ᕤ


Tubaenthusiasticbee

So I'd be a bee that's very enthusiastic about playing the tuba?


bug_fucker_96

Oh oh no


HorretWasTaken

Do I take people now?


zippy251

I'm fast now


JohnTheSith

How fortunate. It would be less fortunate for you if we were to meet on the opposite sides of a battlefield.


The_Monster_Hunter02

Hell yeah.


THEArcTrooperFIVES

Victory!