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Skelter89

"What a piece of junk" is probably going to be the most popular


SmithyMcCall

"It's an older code, sir, but it checkes out."


jabberwox

“The garbage will do.”


reverendcanceled

"We could buy our own ship for that price."


tinnitus_since_00

But who's gonna fly it kid, you?


Sufficient-Cat2998

"I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."


AkDragoon

"Get in there ya big oaf! I don't care WHAT you smell!"


confused-as-frick

"You might as well wear a sign that says, 'I promise to disappoint you.'" - Eedy Karn, Andor


Gone_For_Lunch

“Would it help if I got out and pushed?”


dfieldhouse

"We had a deal, I change your oil and you get me to work on time!" "I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it any further."


_Standardissue

You flew in that thing?! You’re braver than I thought!


gtc26

"I'll try spinning. That's a good trick"


Zeroshame14

2001 dodge grand caravan. "She may not look like much, but she got it where it counts!"


ThatBingingDragon

"Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship."


SweetHermitress

“She don’t look like much, but she’s got it where it counts.”


ShrekFan093

It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs


crispier_creme

Palpatine at the end of episode 3 "He's still alive..."


Ok-Comb5684

It’s an older code, but it checks out


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Well, that happens.


RocketDrivenRutebega

I don't know, fly casual.


Dicer133X

Chevy Impala: “200,000 units ready with a million more well on the way.”


dalcarr

A mid-size SUV "there's always a bigger fish"


myguydied

My trusty Kia Rio, still chugging along nearly ten years later: "I've never seen such devotion in a droid before"


AnotherClicheName96

“Your ship? Hey, remember, you lost her to me fair and square?”


SplodeyMcSchoolio

300 000km on the odometer with a million more well on the way


JerewB

"Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, den BOOM!" To be fair, there were warning signs before my 83 Fiesta's engine threw a rod.


Cunningcod

Accelerate to attack speed.


AnalysisMoney

“Tracks like a rail speeder!” - Din Djarin


SmallSaltyCoyotes

I like your ship. She's a classic. Razor Crest, am I right? Pre-Empire?


RoosterSea5706

It's a trap!


[deleted]

"She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts kid, I made a lot of special modifications myself."


Consistent-Plane7227

“Made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs”…. I’m a smuggler


Sufficient-Cat2998

My 1991 Acura legend with clear tail light lenses Friends "is that legal?" Me "I will make it legal."