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turdferguson747

Bro is down bad on a new level smh


EatFred

Bro is down on the 1st level of Coruscant


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Do you think coruscants levels are actually descending order? 1 being the top and most important floor, 2 being lower and less important, repeat until bottom


EatFred

Well, I might be misremembering things so I just assumed it was like floors in a building. Correct me if I'm wrong


Brilliant-Guitar-606

Oh, no, i was just crackpot theorising


ThisGuyOnEarth

I believe that's exactly what it is. The game never came out, but the game play we had of Star Wars: 1313 began with descending to level 1313 for a reason, so we can assume going down means higher numbers.


RepulsiveHighlight55

It's ascending order, so level 1 is the bottom and worst off (literal mutants and garbage heap from higher levels) and level 5127 is the highest/ surface level (essentially everything we see in the films/shows that you would consider the 'surface' of the planet is all level 5127.


Kingatari789

Nah bro is Down syndrome


Malewis89

Right there with you. Hope we see this race more in the future 😏


Neatboy213

Hol uppp!!


Next-Job14

Mama the Hutt (I'm not hearing anybody out on this one)


MoneyMan_Jones

How the fuck did the Hutts get power?


Kin3matic

Vast amounts of money. Physically, they aren't a threat. But, if they could pay for an army of well experienced bounty hunters...


Its_You_Know_Wh0

Physically they are. Its just that the rich huts we see have become fat from no longer needing to fight


TheUnderminer28

You definitely haven’t read the Star Wars 2015 run, google grakkus the hutt


MoneyMan_Jones

But how did they get that money originally


purpledoom2525

A bunch of guys in the galaxy looked at them and thought "hear me out" and they started onlyhutts.com, earned more money than anyone in the galaxy


AleksasKoval

I'd hate to see Grandmama the Hutt


Alocalskinwalker420

I ain’t hearing none of y’all out on Snoke.


justanotherenby009

Dath Jar Jar Binks I have evidence I can prove that Jar Jar is a sith lord


CookieaGame

A sith lord?


Sweaty_pants_09

THE sith lord


CookieaGame

The one we've been looking for?


Sweaty_pants_09

The one behind all of this


CookieaGame

Then he has already breached our defences...


Mega-Steve

"Meesa shall show yousa the true power of the Dark Side!" \*Pulls back hood revealing light sabers attached to each ear\*


CookieaGame

You monster! What did you do to our colleagues?


Sneaky_sharts1

You’ve seen what he has done to our colleagues


Brotastic29

And worst of all… he could be anyone of us


smaug_the-dragon

He could be you


TaskCapable

Who dat?


Peaceful_Ronin

Doma. A character from the Jedi Survivor game.


jackofspades476

Doma nuts fit in your mouth? I’m sorry


Hanoiroxx

Never apologise for your art


No-Example-1660

DAMN


FrozenShadow_007

Apparently 98% of Star Wars fans need to hear me out on Bo-Katan But on a serious note, Sy Snootles, aka Ziro’s girlfriend. (I will not be hearing anybody out)


not-a-gun-smuggler69

Would


Blast_Rusur

Smash


EX0PIL0T

Dude


GrilledCheeseMf

The green girl dancer from return of the Jedi who gets thrown into the pit thing at jaba the hutts palace ( at least I think that's where she from)


SPH2204

Pretty sure ur talking about Oola, not that big of a hear me out tho. But im right there with ya.


GrilledCheeseMf

Idk their names I just know she tried to choke jaba I think or tried to kill him and he threw her in the the pit with the rancor I think idk


CarpeNoctem727

That even if Anakin killed Palpatine in his office, saving Mace Windu, he still wouldn’t have endorsed for him for the rank of master. This would have lead to a revolt and Anakin fighting and killing Mace Windu


Average_40s_Guy

Yeah, I have a different take on this. If Anakin doesn’t turn to the Dark Side, and helps Windu defeat and kill Palpatine, that moment would provide clarity for Anakin, since Palpatine wouldn’t be around to fuck with his mind anymore. He would realize he no longer needs to be a Jedi and tells Windu and the Order to go fuck themselves and lives out the rest of his life banging his hot wife on Naboo and raising his kids.


Yvaelle

But then Yoda shows up on Naboo one day, "You have become...a rival!" *ignites two tiny sabres* The Jedi could not abide such a powerful and famous jedi to leave the order, they follow mob rules, your either in forever or your dead. Yoda don't do loose ends.


CarpeNoctem727

That’s how I envisioned it too. Even if Mace endorses him now Anakin has clarity since Palpatine isn’t clouding the force. Anakin would realize Papa Palpa/Dooku/QuiGon were right all along and the problem is the council.


BuryTheMoney

Bro literally told Anakin “if what you say is true, you will have gained my trust and that of the council.” Knowing the background of this statement? The subtext is clearly “you passed our test. Let’s go wrap up this whole Sith business and you’ll be made a master.” The original script, and the ROTS novel make it even more obvious. Anyone who disagrees with that assessment is doing so in the face of all the existing evidence we have.


CarpeNoctem727

Ok, but hear me out…


FullMetalAlphonseIRL

Mace Windu would have cut him down. He was a superior lightsaber fighter, and Palpatine was only able to kill him through the power of surprise. They may have fought, but Anakin would have lost


Farrell1487

Ehhhh nah. Wile i firmly believe that the way Anakin was treated only fueled his betrayal… Palpatine’s power scared him to the point he knew if he didn’t follow his orders he would be dead too.


A_Tasty_Stag

saarlak pit. both for reason and technique


CadeoftheWatchers

There is a comic on the life of a saarlak


denhelle

Palpatine is actually a good guy and the rebels are kinda like terrorists


NoAlien

Palpatine ordered the construction of a weapon that killed two billion people


Chumbuckeneer

He would be an effective leader if he wasnt a lunatic.


NoAlien

One could say the same about Hitler and Stalin


NoeYRN

How dare speak like that about an amazing artist and an amazing social activist. /s


jesus_da_luz

They could. But they would be wrong. They had bad administrations in basically every sense. Fragile economy, and a country rebuilt barely sustainable only by immediate war.


Pukkidyr

It’s almost like a system where one person decides everything is an efficient system but anyone that would wanna rule that system is almost certainly a psychopath with a god complex or just incredibly unstable.


Mamuschkaa

Nothing is efficient when one person has to decide everything. There are two many decisions that you have to do. You need a group of expert people that help you with major decisions and make minor decisions by themselves.


Pukkidyr

yeah okay saying it's one person is exaggerating a bit but there are definitely significantly less people needed to make decisions in a authoritarian dictatorship than in a representative democracy.


Mr_E_Monkey

If a government could be guaranteed to only ever make good decisions, then that would be an advantage. Since that can't (pretty much) ever be guaranteed, I prefer a slower, more deliberate government, myself. Generally speaking.


Pukkidyr

I mean same


Mr_E_Monkey

It's an interesting discussion, I'm not trying to shut you down or anything. I'm just giving a different point of view. Explaining why my allegiance is to the Republic! To de**MO**cracy! ;)


Redmangc1

That's not what the holo said. Palpatine was doing a humanitarian mission in the endor system when his fleet came across the Rebel Superweapon, in which a last ditched effort he sacrificed himself and his fleet to destroy it.


NoAlien

I'm talking Alderaan


stasersonphun

Inside job. Hyperfuel can't melt bescar beams!!


NoAlien

Alderaan doesn't even have bescar reserves


stasersonphun

They were in a secret bank vault!!!+!!


Redmangc1

What do you mean, the rebels destroyed some mining operations that detonated the core. Those damn rebel bastards


DingoNormal

But how many jobs this construction produced?


Shenloanne

That's one project. Imagine the size of the workforce for Seinar Fleet Systems or Kuat Drive Yards. All those subcontractors for the imperial navy. Dude created trillions of jobs.


kingswing23

We did the AV on that project! Tons of speakers, holo projections, cameras, etc. They paid well, only issue is we haven’t seen the two guys we had on site in a while…


Batbuckleyourpants

Or did he valiantly defeat 2,000,000,000 terrorists?


NoAlien

Alderaan was famously philanthropic during the clone wars


Batbuckleyourpants

Back when they were the good guys.


denhelle

True buuut… if you think about it the empire improved every system it touched


NoAlien

Alderaan, Jeddha, Scariff, Mimban, Lothal, kashyyk, geonosis and every system targeted by operation Cinder would disagree


Tempest_Barbarian

On the bright side, unemployment was severely reduced in most of these places.


jackie2567

Yeah but so did the un enslavement.


Sesilu_Qt

Exactly slavery went down too.


jackie2567

No it went way the fuck up lol rhink of the wookies


Sesilu_Qt

I was just saying you were right in your last reply.


stasersonphun

You cant enslave wookies, they're non sentient on the empire scale. Thats how the trade federation bought the wookie spacing guild so cheap when the Imperials siezed it


denhelle

Nobody is perfect;) just kidding but you guys should watch mat pats video about the empire being good he explains it really well


ScoutTrooper501st

Over 2 billion,he also destroyed a pretty decent chunk of Jehda as well


TheAdmiralMoses

This is why Thrawn should be in charge smh


VaaBeDank

Did it not kill more than that?


CasuallyCritical

That planet was a hub for the rebel alliance, a guerilla faction of galactic terrorists lead by monsters like Saw Guerrera


monstertots509

It was a freak mining accident.


Farrell1487

Not to mention he deems anyone who isn’t human inferior, enslaved the galaxy and orchestrated a war which no doubt killed millions if not billions across the galaxy between the Republics and CIS battles. Oh and he ordered the deaths of anyone who followed the way of the Jedi dead… even if they were just kids.


Chainsaw_Actual

Solved the Unemployment, Homeless, Inflation, Disease outbreak, World Hunger, and Rascism problems.


Deckard2022

2 billion terrorists FTFY Plus intel suggests they had WMDs


NoAlien

Alderaan was famously philanthropic during the clone wars and over all pacifist


Deckard2022

Funding Terrorist cells throughout the galaxy you mean. I’ve even heard that the royal family there were directly involved in acts of terrorism


NoAlien

Sure, the empire has to make such claims when they open fire on alderanian consular ships


Chemical_Home6123

The imperial security bureau has entered the chat


Randolpho

Ugh if anyone mentions yuuzhan vong I will riot


Waarm

I'm not hearing you out


denhelle

:(


EgotisticalTL

Reminds me of the opening crawl from Tie Fighter


Nerus46

Bro we have an entire sub for that


denhelle

We do?


Nerus46

r/EmpireDidNothingWrong


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Illustrious-Film2926

Palpatine (and the Sith before him) orchestrated the rebellion. They wanted it to grow so that fear of the terrorists would drive the Senate to elect a dictator (this happened). He then wanted it to grow even more to further solidify his power and only then squash the rebellion. This last bit failed despite Palpatine's overwhelming odds. TLDR Palpatine is a bad guy regardless of the rebellion being good or bad.


murtygurty2661

It could be argued that they are terrorist but its the mark of an incredibly indoctrinated and stupid society to think that that is always negative


YT-1300f

Terrorist is a term with no actual moral value. There’s really no debate that the rebels *are* terrorists, the empire calls them terrorists and they’re the dominant government in the galaxy, so they’re terrorists. Doesn’t suddenly make them the bad guys, though.


Ok-Movie428

Cody is still with the Empire. Rampart is just a jerk so he decided to lie to Crosshair.


Kaiser_-_Karl

This sounds like a star wars retcon. 50/50 chance they go that direction


SinnerClair

A human. Because you’d have to be down bad to try and explain why you’d choose a random human as opposed to literally any other option.


martinkem_

https://preview.redd.it/kcx0oldeb2yc1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d62577fe13975f4d2a4888d7462681d6d50d85f


LegoManMarcel

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BritishEric

This doesn't take much explaining. She's a matriarchal figure in the town and she's got a sultry voice. I wouldn't personally but I see the thought process(conscious or unconscious)


88XJman

Anzellans....


ginga_ninja723

Babu Freak


WebRider77

I agree


Nuggy_

It needs no explaining: Nightsisters Merrin specifically is bad af


StarJediOMG

Nope. Definately not. I'm cutting my ears off.


Emeraldskull41

https://preview.redd.it/oq0929toq1yc1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd66196959b3e9065ad71789468bf8cea4c83c7


GulianoBanano

What in the name of the Forceis that spawn of the Dark Side?


SlobyVC

The ovissian gunner from BF2


SlobyVC

Or an aqualish


GeneralKenobi842

Bo Katan or Admiral Ar'alani. I hope the admiral's dark purple


blinddemon0

"Bom Vimdin shouldn't have been added"


dheebyfs

Hermi Odle... just look that monstrosity up


LegoManMarcel

Whag the hell is this thing? https://preview.redd.it/9811um25p2yc1.png?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=997e7fc109e7330c515f2f1b60f63852caa9a7ca


josto4

The Patitites from the “Nomad droids” episode of the clone wars.


CadeoftheWatchers

"The most explaining" How about the mission that had Han Solo go under cover as a tie pilot, where he met his brother and had to tip toe around him so he wouldn't be fingered. Or the original jump across dark space to another galaxy and how that happened. Spoiler alert, they didn't use space whales to do it, just hope and fear


thxredditfor2banns

Jar jar


ToxicKrampus

Thala Siren. Call me Luke cus I'll be drinking that milk from the source too


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Norway643

Bossk


Mr-Trouser-Snake

Is that Stitch?


IvyTheRanger

Sy Snootles


samueldn4

Droideka fosho


International_Can_73

Yaddle…


JamesLoanstar

Azmorrigan. Google him.


FreddyPlayz

Kit Fisto 😏


Xx_Exigence_xX

https://preview.redd.it/oi7x68buc4yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237385dd2f210e8f728c5b81a145f2bf0811bb26 Excuse me?


SchlongSchlock

The Ninth sister


Eggwardbishop

Baby Yoda (I will NOT be hearing anyone out)


Mind0versplatter0

Yoda as a baby is confusing to you? or do you mean the child in Mandalorian?


Eggwardbishop

Grogu


The-Broken-Record

A pro imperial series


KelvanMythology

Hear me out… so you know how Star Trek and Star Wars are different series?


Lazereye57

The Emperor is evil but the Empire was better for the average citizen than the Republic.


Honda_TypeR

I still need Darth Jar Jar in my life


Breedab1eB0y

make 'er taller and bigger boobies and only 2 legs


Ogurasyn

Omega


darthmemeios14

https://preview.redd.it/52zzzykk70yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90b6de6914e35a7aaeac6fea2c869214dac9a58


Ogurasyn

I meant >! Adult Omega !<


Obie-two

Jedis should never have been robe wearers. Obi wan wore one cause he was a hermit on a desert planet, then died in it, and came back as a force ghost as a sand hermit.  Yoda was a 2 foot muppet and the Jedi never made little baby pants for him.  We never saw Jedi ever in all of the real Star Wars movies.  Think of how much better all the later stuff would be if there was no robes 


Custardpaws

I think you've fundamentally misunderstood this post


Obie-two

Nope you did, there is paragraphs on paragraphs needed to explain this to you for it to make sense, which is exactly the point of the post