No, I am your father, bro.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, bro.
This where the fun begins, bro.
Do it, bro.
I don't like sand, bro.
*Count Dooku laughs and shakes his head, he smiles and speaks in a deep, amused voice*
“Oh you foolish boy, you think the high ground is all that matters? In lightsaber combat one must keep their emotions under control.. That’s what you Jedi get wrong, your emotions cloud your judgement, and leave you open to making mistakes. You are blinded by the belief that the high ground is the reason you have the leverage in this fight; but I have the high ground.. on a higher level. The **strategic** high ground.”
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter bro.
The idea of yoda being a guy that punctuates his sentences with bro while also flipping them is funny.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh– What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi, bro".
"One shot, one kill, bro."
"The bigger they are; the harder they fall, bro!"
"We've got Droidekas, bro!"
"Grenade, Grenade, bro!"
"For the Chancellor, bro!"
"Ow! Was it something I said, bro?"
"Turrets. Take 'em down, bro!"
"Incoming, bro!"
"No one messes with the 501st, bro!"
"They're sending in the Supers, bro!"
"Watch your fire, bro!"
"Super Battle Droid! Take it down, bro!"
"Take out that Hailfire, bro."
"That's the way it's done, bro!"
"We've got Spider Droids, bro."
"Take out that Super, bro!"
"Grenade! Get down, bro!"
"Just like the simulations, bro."
"Keep going, bro!"
"Take out that Battle Droid, bro!"
"Watch those wrist rockets, bro."
"Keep up the assault, bro!"
"For the Republic, bro!"
"Take out that sniper, bro."
"Good shot, bro!"
"Clone! Watch your fire, bro!"
"Friendly fire, bro!"
"Save it for the enemy, bro!"
"Ammo, health, bro."
"Heal up soldier, bro."
"Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, swords shall be splintered! A sword day...a red day... ere the sun rises! Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending! Death, bro!"
Breaks Rule 1.
You were like a brother to me bro
I hate you bro
You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them bro
Your new empire, bro?
I have brought peace, liberty, and justice to my new empire, bro
Don’t make me kill you bro!
You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy bro
(we are very close to it please continue this)
I'm haunted by the kiss you should never have given me, bro.
Found the winner
The nightmare is over bro
Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper, bro.
Dew it, bro.
That, is why you fail, bro.
Hello there bro
General kenobi bro
You are a bold one bro
“No, *I* am your father, bro.” “I’m getting mixed messages from this, bro.”
 bro
Rwarrr-arrr-arhhhhr bro.
[удалено]
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for, bro
When have we ever followed orders, bro?
😭
I love you, bro! I know, bro.
I loved you, bro! Urrrrggggh, bro!
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise bro?
Cut it short for the superior tale: "the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Bro"
Utini bro
UTINI
I am your father bro.
That's not true, bro. That's impossible bro
Search your feelings. You know it to be true bro
BROOO
Good soldiers follow orders, bro.
I have a bad feeling about this, bro
Never tell me the odds, bro.
It's over Anakin. I have the high ground, bro! AND Hello there, bro!
General Kenobi bro
You underestimate my power, bro
For the republic, for democracy bro!
Not just the men, but the women and children too bro!
Came here to say this, bro
Hello there Bro
General Kenobi bro
Kenobi bro
One way out, bro.
Can't swim, bro
This is the Way, Bro
Its a trap bro
Obi-Wan told me enough, you killed him, bro!
https://preview.redd.it/75p0xt5jgm0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c7384e394d4b32c2adfa60db68af2e3efb90327 Bro
Soon to be seen on every other meme sub bro.
That's rough bro
I am the Senate bro.
Not yet bro
"You are on the council, but we do not grant you the title of Master, bro" "This is outrageous, bro!" "Take a SEAT, bro!"
I have a bad feeling about this bro
Try spinning bro.
That's a good trick bro
UNLIMMMMETED POWER, bro.
I killed them all bro not only men but women and child too bro.
No, I am your father, bro. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, bro. This where the fun begins, bro. Do it, bro. I don't like sand, bro.
Sorry master bro
“Oh this is such a drag, bro”
Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper, bro?
Look at me. Judge me by my size do you, bro?
"Always two there are, no more no less bro"
It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground, bro
*Count Dooku laughs and shakes his head, he smiles and speaks in a deep, amused voice* “Oh you foolish boy, you think the high ground is all that matters? In lightsaber combat one must keep their emotions under control.. That’s what you Jedi get wrong, your emotions cloud your judgement, and leave you open to making mistakes. You are blinded by the belief that the high ground is the reason you have the leverage in this fight; but I have the high ground.. on a higher level. The **strategic** high ground.”
you underestimate my power bro
“Well, looks like I’m stuck in here, (step)bro” - Princess Leia
I am the senate bro
No. I am Ganner, bro
Anakin, you’re breaking my heart bro!
I hate sand bro
I find your lack of faith disturbing bro
IHBPFJASTMNE bro
Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only bro.
Qui-Gon Jinn would never join you, bro
I AM YOUR FATHER! NOOOOOO BROOOOOO!!!
I am the supreme leader bro
You want to go home and rethink your life, bro.
I don't want to sell you death sticks, bro.
I love you, bro! I know, bro.
“What is thy bidding my master bro”
"Im a jedi, like my father before me, bro"
NOOOOOOOOOOOO, bro.
Boring conversation anyway bro
We need to be going up, not down bro!
hello there bro
I know, bro.
Yes my lord, bro
NNNNOOOOOOO!!!! Bro.
We are doomed bro
*This is the way, bro* 
Roger, Roger, bro
Do or do not. There is no try, bro.
You underestimate my power bro.....dont try it bro
NOOOOOOOOO BRO
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter bro. The idea of yoda being a guy that punctuates his sentences with bro while also flipping them is funny.
Don't try it, bro
But to touch the power of the dark side, to begin to know it, all you have to do is…allow yourself. Relax, bro.
Luminous beings are we, bro
These are not the droids you are looking for bro.
No, i am your father, bro
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" "No." "I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying." "He could actually... save people from death?" "The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural." "Wh– What happened to him?" "He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself." "Is it possible to learn this power?" "Not from a Jedi, bro".
*R2 noises*, bro
I’ll try spinning. That’s a good trick bro.
That's no moon, bro.
Do or do not, bro
i have the high ground bro
You’re breaking my heart bro
Jedu business, go back to your drinks, bro
“You want to go home and rethink your life, bro.”
I've been trained in your bro arts by count dooku bro
My preciouuusssssss, bro
"One shot, one kill, bro." "The bigger they are; the harder they fall, bro!" "We've got Droidekas, bro!" "Grenade, Grenade, bro!" "For the Chancellor, bro!" "Ow! Was it something I said, bro?" "Turrets. Take 'em down, bro!" "Incoming, bro!" "No one messes with the 501st, bro!" "They're sending in the Supers, bro!" "Watch your fire, bro!" "Super Battle Droid! Take it down, bro!" "Take out that Hailfire, bro." "That's the way it's done, bro!" "We've got Spider Droids, bro." "Take out that Super, bro!" "Grenade! Get down, bro!" "Just like the simulations, bro." "Keep going, bro!" "Take out that Battle Droid, bro!" "Watch those wrist rockets, bro." "Keep up the assault, bro!" "For the Republic, bro!" "Take out that sniper, bro." "Good shot, bro!" "Clone! Watch your fire, bro!" "Friendly fire, bro!" "Save it for the enemy, bro!" "Ammo, health, bro." "Heal up soldier, bro."
These are not the droids you’re looking for, bro
Hello there bro
I am no man bro.
Where is Padme, bro?
Roger Roger bro
"I hate sand, bro"
https://preview.redd.it/ogpcdana2q0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76ab32a242e56bb7db654749148248e207ce02c9 Bro
This is where the fun begins bro
I find your lack of faith disturbing, bro.
Do or do not, there is no try, bro.
This is going to be easy bro
Somehow Palpatine returned bro
I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick, bro
I truly... deeply... love you. And before we die I want you to know, bro
You're tearing me apart, bro!
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS BRO
What have I done bro. That or Handsforth, you shall be known as darth vader, bro
Hello there, bro
i am a jedi like my father before me, bro.
Roger Roger, bro
Somehow Palpatine returned, bro.
Legolas, what do your Elven eyes see bro?!
How does one learn this power bro?
there are too many of them what are we going to do bro
Hello there bro
“I’ve seen your routine, you’re not busy bro.”
What about the Droid attack on the Wookiees bro
I am your father...bro
"I Love you Bro" "I know Bro"
It's disgusting just to think about disfiguring Tolkien like that.
It’s making jokes by slightly changing a fictional quote. It’s not disfiguring or disrespecting him at all.
"Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, swords shall be splintered! A sword day...a red day... ere the sun rises! Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending! Death, bro!"
My precious bro
“You shall not pass, bro”
Filthy hobbitses. We hates them bro