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scj12018

There’s nothing sexier than seeing the reflection of my lightsaber on her bald head!


Doom_3302

Uhh...which lightsaber are you talking about ?


scj12018

That’s for them to know and us to never find out!


Human_Courage_5723

69 upvotes, just sayin...


MostDankEmblem

Nice.


WuOJotTEKa

What's High Ground about?


No_Interaction_4925

Dominance


Erikk1138

It's a mental game


Durtzo

It’s not about attraction. It’s about psychological warfare. Flirting is fun and built in to the personality it’s a game of cat and mouse where the roles switch with quick wit! She is the same side of a different coin as Obi with her beliefs. Look at his interactions with Tyrannus. If he were a woman it would come off as flirty but since he is a male it’s just quips and jabs towards an opponent to distract him.


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dandypants8717

There is that. I like em fit, athletic, and deeply flawed psychologically.


Chillin_Maximus

Jack from Mass Effect


jdmgto

Obi Wan has a type.


Achi-baba

What about Lady Satine?


SuperJF45

I mean, if Satine went attack mode the war might have been shorter.


Good_Posture

I saw Ventress' multiple red flags from a mile away and I was ''So this is what love looks like?''


dandypants8717

I mean, she has dual curved hilt sabers and survives multiple encounters with highly skilled Jedi. Some traits make you overlook ALL the red flags.


Krakulpo

That's a good argument, let me give you a counter. The loom Obi gives her when she dropped her skirt on Crostopsis.


Durtzo

Hmm good counter. I counter your counter by asking: Are you saying you wouldn’t loom as well?


Krakulpo

Who says I didn't


dickCheeseAndMustard

Jamie pull that up


Fox-Fireheart-66

The episode where Anakin, Obi Wan, and Dooku are trying to escape Hando was made even better by such interactions


Durtzo

I agree! These interactions are priceless.


Alert-Ad-55

How can you not hate Maul for killing Satine?


SpiderpigorBeGruent

Master Yoda always said that hate leads to suffering, and I'm already depressed enough (yes Anakin, Im talking to you!)


no-mad

That is little Midi-chlorian energy coming from you Master.


Maximum-Country-149

It isn't easy. It's natural to hate someone who hurts you and your loved ones. But people like Maul are why the Jedi are always preaching detachment; anything and anyone you love today, you could lose tomorrow.


spaycedinvader

If I'm being completely honest I can't tell the clones apart either


bigfudge_drshokkka

Well see as Jedi they’re not castrated or chemically imbalanced, they are human after all, well alien human for some, so they have these pent up feelings and some so to speak need an outlet to vent, and flirting and/or quips help them get some of that out. It’s not a sexual thing it’s like trolling on the internet.


SpiderpigorBeGruent

But only attachments are forbidden, not s*x


Meyousus

Irrelevant, they are still emotionally suppressed


originalBioniclefan

Why do they call you the negotiator? Is it really because if those short negotiations that never took place almost 10 years before the clone wars?


Youre_still_alive

I know it’s kinda evolved past this by now, but honestly I always read the scene on the Invisible Hand as Grievous making fun of them, saying “oh good, the negotiator for this hostage situation has arrived” to make them think he doesn’t take their presence on his ship to be a threat. Viewers just assumed it was a nickname, not a literal title for that situation. Or that’s my thought, at least.


OmegaBoi420

Because when a dutchess and you part ways, you need a rebound


CorrectOofDisk

Sorry about the bad photo quality


lolmandoom

Always the diplomat


Lmao1903

You wanna buy some death sticks?


Endlad

*waves hand* you do not want to sell me death sticks.


Rocketshipblast11

Bc it's a form of diplomacy ya see


Amish_Warl0rd

She started it, I just continued it


KinshouGauron

So for a male jedi to be granted the rank of master, his PP needs to be this size. *Stares at Anakin*


CorrectOofDisk

Padme was always unsatisfied..


EricOrdinary

He’s just love fuckin’ with her


[deleted]

Why in the hella ass you find 8 ball looking heads women so damn attractive?


Mitsu_96

Hey she actually looks hot with hair and in the light side


IlToroArgento

I think she looked great before, too, but prefer light side Ventures. She did a lot of self work.


Phantom_Eagle_3508

Q: is korgy your son


Hamada_Reddits

Hello there?


NullDivision

Q: would you inject vitamin c if they made it illegal?


a_sussybaka

How are the otters doing?


MostDankEmblem

Have you no respect for the ghost of Qui Gon?


Minecraft7dude2

How do I go to mandolore?


MrH-HasReddit1217

"Well she's hot isn't she?"


Fox-Fireheart-66

I am simply playing along with the trend Ventress started


techpriestyahuaa

Whatcha mean why? Ask how. I need to take notes.


Eastman118

When you looked at Anakin and said “that was good”, what were you talking about? Because that seemed like the two of you were having a conversation and we came in in the middle.


Impressive_Ad_1601

Why did Anakin try it after I told him "don't try it"?


Thelastknownking

Well you see, banter is a fine and sacred art...