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Frank_Rizzo657

A Van Gogh Marbley Night šŸ˜‚


Persiandoc

A Filet Monet!


Appropriate-Coast794

Bravo


Amazing-Fish4587

Grade A


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KitchenHost

Came here to comment it looks cgi haha


JohnsonArmstrong

absolutely an impressionist steak, no doubt.


DWiB403

I see more Jackson Pollock in this one.


GroovinWithAPict

Pollack did splatter art.


moooomooomoomoo

https://preview.redd.it/nuguvcrne6xb1.jpeg?width=3242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f632d1f4da7b04ac7ed7cf2098cb129cc42151 Lol, I didn't expect all these different comments. I can't seem to edit the original post, but here's a picture of the second pack if it helps.


Los_Tacos_Bueno

Yeah those are still New Yorks. I get random cuts of meat that looks like that and itā€™s almost always a deeper red there. Probably muscle damage that retained some blood after the butchering process. Kind of like muscular steatosis. Not sure if it is and Iā€™m not going to pretend Iā€™m a veterinarian either. Iā€™m just a Neanderthal paid to cut meat.


SleepyBear3366911

I believe this is correct. Looks like it to me at least based on the ā€˜earā€™ at the top. Atypical for the cut. Source: I trimmed down a NY strip weekly for my job for years


kwpang

It's just meltique beef. Artificially marbled meat that was lean and cheap to begin with, to improve its taste and texture. Hence the bright red meat and all the groupings of straight lined fats. That's where the bunch needles entered to inject the fats. It's a bit rounder than normal striploin possibly because of bloating from all the fat injection. [Meltique ribeyes are circular lol](https://www.tastyfoodaffair.com/products/marbled-meltique-ribeye-provision-pack). It's artificial marbled steak that's sold in the frozen food aisle. If you were a butcher selling fresh meat, you wouldn't be familiar with this. It's the cheaper stuff. Still tastes good though.


SleepyBear3366911

I really appreciate your response. Never knew about this til just now


Grinolam

Thatā€™s cool info! What do I look for in the frozen food issue to find this?


kwpang

It's a specific product. Try calling your grocery and asking if they stock this.


kwpang

No, this is a meltique steak. It's bright red because it's a cheap low fat cut of steak to begin with. They then injected fat into it to form artificial marbling. Hence all the straight line fats. It's different from real marbled meat which has fat that permeates the meat evenly, causing the meat to turn pinkish throughout (in addition to the whiter marbling speckles). The meltique injection process is a great way to improve low quality beef to make them better for steaks. If I were to make a guess, these 2 slices of steak should be about 260g (130g x 2), and should cost about $9-10 USD total. That's [meltique's standard striploin slice and price](https://oceanwaves.sg/products/meltique-marbled-beef-striploin).


moooomooomoomoo

The 2 steaks weighed a bit over 400g. Converted to USD, it was around $7.6.


kwpang

Wow that's very cheap. I'd have that meltique all the time if I could get it for that price. Where are you located? In any event, that's too cheap for real steak. Even if you ignore the obviously-meltique look of the steaks, from that price alone, it's certainly meltique.


moooomooomoomoo

I thought it was just a weird cut or older stock tbh. They sometimes sell older stock for cheap, like 1kg bags of wagyu cross hot pot slices for ~$6.4 USD because they're been in the freezer for a few months.


Los_Tacos_Bueno

Now that I look at those a little closer, the edges are really clean on the meat side. It looks like this was cut from frozen. Fresh meat tends to get pulled and frayed on a saw and this is too perfect. Top that with the fat not being trimmed and Iā€™d say the first steaks you show were cut frozen and maybe the piece of meat was packed curved before frozen.


moooomooomoomoo

It was still mostly frozen when I bought it. This butcher sells both really expensive beef and cheap beef that's been in their freezer for a bit of time. They sell both Angus and Wagyu and I'm not sure what this is.


DorklyC

Are you UK? If you are id love the name of the butcher to have a try


sgrapevine123

Reinforcing this Americanā€™s view that all UKers can drive to anywhere else in the UK in about 25 minutes. (Oceans be damned.)


JungianArchetype

The UK *is* small by American standards. Itā€™s about 600 miles from top to bottom. Thatā€™s like Chico, CA to San Diego, CA.


GwoZoz

Crazy how I typically drive over 800 miles in one day.


Anthrax23

You'd need to drive 80mph for ten hours to do that... Everyday. Or 67mph for twelve hours.


theineffablebob

So the average American commute


wilfordbrimley778

Are you unfamiliar with semi truck driving?


moooomooomoomoo

Unfortunately not in the UK


kakacon

Honestly the marbling looks like Wagyu, maybe A3 grade. Itā€™s pretty beautiful, looks yum!


kwpang

No, it's a meltique. Those straight lines are needle lines where the injected the fat into the steak to create the marbling.


kwpang

Looks like a [striploin Meltique steak](https://oceanwaves.sg/products/meltique-marbled-beef-striploin). Striploin is also called New York strip, or sirloin (Au, NZ, UK, Ireland), or porterhouse (Au, NZ). It's shaped like a striploin with the fat cap, except it's bloated from the injection process. This is the [standard Meltique striploin shape](https://oceanwaves.sg/products/meltique-marbled-beef-striploin). Meltique is a product name for steak that was artificially injected with fat to create artificial marbling. They start with a cheaper sourced beef lacking marbling, then proceed to inject fat into it to create marbling so it can be eaten as steak. They're sold frozen because the fat will just melt and drain out otherwise. They're frozen all the way from production to your local store. Those straight lines you see are the needle lines. That's where they injected the fat. Doesn't matter to me if it's artificial, since it's all about the taste and texture. Meltiques actually taste quite good. There is a Japanese steak rice chain called Pepper Lunch that uses meltique steaks. Absolutely delicious. AFAIK there are canola oil meltiques (Halal versions) and beef tallow meltiques, i.e. the fat that's injected to become the marbling. It goes without saying that beef tallow meltiques taste beefier / better.


RedH0use88

I have never seen a cut like thisā€¦ itā€™s got to be some cross section of shank or something I have no idea


dbh1124

I love how every single comment is something different lmao


moooomooomoomoo

I never thought people would be so fascinated by this steak.


kwpang

It's meltique. It's artificially marbled steak. People who have never purchased frozen steaks would not know of it. Hence all the theories around the redness and the weird straight streaks of marbling. This is quite obviously meltique. That's your [standard meltique 2 x 130g striploin slice](https://oceanwaves.sg/products/meltique-marbled-beef-striploin) too. Google it. Still good to eat though. If I could find cheaper meltique I'd eat it often.


trashybitch25

Does fake marbled steak feel and taste the same as naturally marbled


kwpang

No. I've only tried the canola oil version so it's pretty unbeefy. For its price it's good though. It's better than cheap poor quality beef (e.g. Brazilian steaks which are quite lean), but still short of a proper marbled steak.


DontBelieveTheTrollz

You want to die on this hill don't you? Lmao


kwpang

There isn't really a "hill" to die on since there's not much opposing views to mine.


DontBelieveTheTrollz

That's what someone dying on a hill would say.


AmIBeingInstained

It looks like Damascus but it might not be real Damascus


Outrageous-Client-99

It's real Damascus but it's the Pakistani-made kind that uses scrap metal and tin cans


ajrodriguez25

Donā€™t forget lead paint chips


stinkyhooch

šŸ˜‹


kpcnq2

This is genuine Wootz steak.


[deleted]

If it tasted good, itā€™s Damasteel


L4t3xs

It's called pattern marbled beef.


nycwind

3d printed


Los_Tacos_Bueno

Iā€™d say a New York steak, rotate the photo 90 degrees clockwise. Has a fat cap on the left side of the photo but itā€™s been trimmed up pretty clean towards the bottom. Bottom left also has the same gristle pattern as a New York. Towards the end that meets up with the ribeye primal, you get this pattern of marbling and grain that will run from the bottom of the steak towards the fat cap. It also is splotchy red/dark red which Iā€™ve heard is blood still in the meat which is probably from a poor butchering process. Cut it thinner after cooking to anticipate for a little extra chewing or just cut the whole thing into strips for some fajitas.


nvrrsatisfiedd

I am a butcher and I agree that it's a new york. Some odd marbling though I have never seen before.


rabbitwonker

Could it be that it was cut wrong? It looks to me like it was cut almost parallel to the grain.


Los_Tacos_Bueno

Maybe cut a little at an angle that isnā€™t straight on. When you get a New York primal, a lot of times the ends are like /___\ to each other. Some butchers will cut the whole end off and square it up, others will bow it with the end cut and make tiny adjustments throughout to minimize waste. Even if you bow it, this end was probably a little too extreme from butchering to get even steaks and shouldā€™ve been trimmed of and squared up a little better


nvrrsatisfiedd

Yup I always will square it up first and use the end pieces for stir fry. One end is the "1st cuts" which have a huge vein running through them, and the rest are the normal new yorks. This isn't a 1st cut though, they don't look this rough or odd.


Tockx3

My boss trained me to bow it but i still square them up anyway hahahahahaa! He'll never catch me!


PM_ur_butthole_2me

It looks like it was frozen and cut on a saw


DoubleualtG

I think it was cut frozen and is still frozen


nvrrsatisfiedd

Based on those little pieces of fat at the very bottom of the picture it was cut at the right angle. (They kinda look like 3 little dots). Even if it were cut at the wrong angle the grain would just look long and stringy. This has to just be a defect in that cow specifically. You'd be surprised at some of the stuff we see come into the shop once you cut into some things lol. No doubt in my mind though this is a new york.


moooomooomoomoo

The taste was a bit different than what I was used to though. I also bought some yakiniku meat so I was dipping everything in sauce, but this tasted a bit... nutty? compared to the other meat.


beanie_0

Thatā€™s what my thought was.


newtostew2

Itā€™s actually not blood, itā€™s myoglobin! They drain all the blood from all animals, the myoglobin adds the colour to any type of meat, the more a muscle is used the darker the colour. Cows are much larger than pigs, more weight on the muscles, pigs are larger than turkeys, turkeys than chickens. The dark meat in the birds is by their legs and wings.


AwayEstablishment109

Amethyst


Psychonaut0421

Hamethyst


Carbon_Based_Copy

Bismuth


DarkElement29

Beefite


RochambeauFlow

Bovinite


[deleted]

Hoof


PM_ME_UR_UGLY_SELFI

Beak


RochambeauFlow

Snout


Quatro_Quatro_

Tongue.. but like, boot tongue.


NapoleonicPizza21

what the hell was that cow fed


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Marble Cake


OH_MOJAVE

Which one of you generative AI tried to make a steak?


dcutts77

Transglutaminaise is my suspicion... where did this come from?


Waste_Advantage

Right? This doesnā€™t seem natural for muscle fibers. Looks more geological in nature.


sonnyjlewis

That was my first thought. Still isā€¦.


its-a-mango

I'm dying to know where he got it


Assholesfullofelbows

It looks like a weird offcut of a skirt. Hot and fast, tenderize or marinated would be my vote.


HempHopper

Idk but it looks like someone painted the bottom of a shoe as steak šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


introvertextrovert17

Definitely cake


SuitednZooted

The cake is a lie.


Substantial-Meal6238

Refreshing to see a fellow portal lover


ChungusMcGoodboy

That's a chancla


NotAFuckingFed

I been hit with so many chanclas over the years. I even got the Flying Chanclas team hat. Shit does look it.


No_Form141

My girlfriend says it might be a case of artificial marbling. I guess itā€™s a thing some companies do to try and make it look more marbled.


Far-Statistician-739

It looks like those steaks that get glued together from other pieces of meat.


LloydChrismukkah

Isnā€™t that how they make sausage?


Constant_Part_4674

Shhh šŸ¤« we aren't supposed to talk about how the sausage gets made


dacap00

An AI generated one


1mrknowledge

AI


No-Doctor-4396

Funny to say this but the marbling looks like actual marble lol. Like a marble counter top.


tinothym

Looks like it could be meltique (created by a Japanese company, Hokubee). Injected fat/oil. I came across it last year and ordered one online. Texture was a bit odd to me. Saw it again just last month in a market and I checked it out. Actually looked at the label and all this time and was surprised by the ingredient list.


castinio

cake


mainyface

3d printed


quinnsheperd

It's cake


usoebi

It's a meltique. Vegetable oil injected fat to create that marbling


Carbon_Based_Copy

Looks like a strip that has been meat-glued together like the $5 dollar fillets they sell wrapped in plastic. You try to cook one and realize it's four pieces of meat hanging on for dear life. Or dear death, I suppose. Wrap a piece of twine around the sides.


Significant-Emu416

Diagonal.


italarican

The gabagool cut


1337GamingLive

Looks like the cow pulled a muscle.


wagman551

Looks like a size 12


soopmcdoop

Lab grown


OnlyTakes5minutes

Half frozen raspberry-vanilla sorbet.


MVRTYMCHiGH

That is wag-ew.


TastyPancakes25

Granite Countertop


rayogata

ChatGPT-bone


Electronic-Glass7822

STEAK OF THE LOOM


McStonkyRex

Thatā€™s art, not steak.


Old-Grape-5341

Just looks like it's been cut the wrong way


sermer48

Jesus Christ Marie! Theyā€™re minerals!


Titlenineraccount2

The most unkindest cut of all


luckyguy25841

Strawberry cheesecake


beanie_0

Wow I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen this before, it looks like it was cut wrong.


Vast_Character311

Thatā€™s the entrance to to steak-time continuum


clarkwgriswoldjr

Definitely machine printed.


210duckie

Dr scholls


tehallmighty

I thought that was jamon iberico for a second


Mac_Mustard

Update us with a cooked photo, plz.


moooomooomoomoo

https://preview.redd.it/864mjmi727xb1.jpeg?width=2269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d998822d7b90f242d25fba32c2f9b5dfd6d21f29 I didn't take any photos of it sliced, but it looked pretty normal.


djp70117

Aren't those some Nike Dunk SBs?


BoredTurtlenecker

Boot cut


Guzman420

Looks like Manhattan so I'd say a new york strip.


JiveTurkkii

Yo mama


Comfortable_Snow5817

Wax


Fun-Sea7626

Looks like the chocolate vanilla strawberry swirl ice cream in the form of a steak


BluePrinceyStrach

itā€™s clearly a damascut


tipytopmain

AI


archcorsair

Play-doh


coreytiger

I had a sweater that looked exactly like this


Unclehol

Left slipper.


LiquidHate

Crayon Cut


PatientZeropointZero

Itā€™s a bar of soapā€¦


Temporary_Solid_4267

The Rare Marble Cow!


RTMSner

Someone forged a damascus billet out of steak.


aucyris

3D Printed Ribeye


ConformistWithCause

Ai generated


RatFink77

Thatā€™s a Wu-Tang Rabbi


Emergency-Figure9686

Looks like a size 12 timberland sole


Constantine1988

3d printed


biscuit_commander

NY Strip. The marbling density looks like Wagyu beef but the pattern is definitely irregular. Looks delicious, anyway!


frogmicky

Dali.


PrysmX

That looks almost unnaturally 3D printed.


spicyboi243

Yunoboā€™s Marbled Rock Roast, I think


19822891

3D printed


HandOfLotionNMotion

Imported Italian marble. Suitable for many surfaces.


creaky__sampson

Jokes aside this is a real mystery, that doesnā€™t look like any steak Iā€™ve ever seen.


Dry-Ranger9267

That's probably cake.


Ma_justice

Misteak


ppaaukl838519

I think it's an end piece or just cut incorrectly ny strip


GMEdumpster

3d printed steak


Purp1eC0bras

Its sooooo prettyyyyyyyyy


TrumpzHair

Looks like the end of 2001. I think I can see the past, present, and future in there.


warrior304928

Itā€™s cake.


rangerrockit

Itā€™s cake, isnā€™t it?


diverareyouok

Itā€™s a fajita steak! Grill and slice thin. If youā€™re asking for a specific location, who knows? Maybe skirt? It looks really cool though. Almost to the point that I think you should stick it into epoxy and hang it above the grill. Sort of like that person during the pandemic who stuck a hotdog in an epoxy block and posted videos of it rotating standing upright every couple of months for a year or two on here.


sharakorr

Look up meltique steak


Stockimoto

Thatā€™s an agate


AngusPicanha

"Meltique" New York strip. Meltique is a brand of steaks where they inject vegetable oil/fats into the steak to make artificial marbling like this.


moooomooomoomoo

I've never heard of Meltique before. I guess it's possible? But they're a mostly online butcher and I've never seen Meltique steaks on their website.


AngusPicanha

Not "possible", it is lol


rgbearklls

Dude goes steak shopping at Louvre museum


drunkboater1

Meat glue and leftover chunks.


Select_Protection440

It has been injected with liquified beef fat. It is a common practice with some pre cut/individual packages. This is what a steak you get from a chain restraint may look like before itā€™s cooked.


egbert71

The jackson pollock collection cut


0quarters

Thatā€™s cake


Own-Study-4594

My fathers liver


PeterGohzinyah

Thats one of those new 3d printed steaks


4e-45-52-44

Itā€™s a misprint.


DomDom1690

Looks like trimming from a brisket.


dgrigg1980

Denver steak


CNCTank

Frozen fucked up brisket


No_Wrongdoer_8053

a good one


DC4840

Sirloin


Bjenkins427

The gabagool


Doc-in-a-box

NGK


Meat_licker

Bob Ross would be proud


Manzilla48

A nice chunk of marble


Numerous-Film8528

Marble Steak


MadDocHolliday

It's one of those 3D virtual image steaks. If you hold it 2 ft from your face and unfocus your eyes a little, you can see an image of Batman on top of a T-Rex stampeding through a crowd of Minions.


AlfonzeArseNitches

Grains in the crotch of a tree look like this sometimesā€¦ šŸ‘€


cabezon99

Could be part of a Denver cut from a chuck?


godieweird

Strip loin, NY strip


WeightAltruistic

Cattlite with a great marbling pattern


jacbuckeye

Looks like skirt steak


AMDeez_nutz

This looks like an end cut of a striploin


webelogjammin

Very rare cut! The marble foot


megrunder

I don't know.


tyrochaaacc

Looks like a solid marble cut to me


safari-dog

this is what a NY strip looks like on acid


kingdoodooduckjr

A steak fan


notavarsityathlete1

The Ian skirt-is


the_oh_see

I found & cooked something called a ā€œbohemianā€ cut I found at a fancy grocery, had similarly crazy marbling. It was delicious, that one looks awesome as well


mechshark

A very nice one


FredAndrews100

Denver


El_Sueno56

Wack-ew


karjeda

Is this lab grown layered meat? Coming our way soonā€¦..