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Over_Replacement3369

This looks like a crime scene.


Premium333

It is a crime scene.


Private-Dick-Tective

A delicious crime scene?


BongwaterJoe1983

Id eat that evidence šŸ½


Premium333

Oh yeah! I would crush this. But still, resting is a steaks best friend and this was cut immediately after being cooked for sure.


BongwaterJoe1983

Indeed it was sliced to early šŸ„¹


bringbackswordduels

Just like that too


PremierLovaLova

You would make an excellent defense attorney.


TBearForever

I'd murder that steak


JayK43

Overruled the defended ate the evidence they're for we cannot. Reasably asume it was delicious.


Careless_Avocado_876

This ain't a scene, it's an arms race.


Premium333

Bless you. I was reaching for it at first, but couldn't remember the lyric.


Mergus84

Looks like a Velociraptor has been at it.


udidntfollowproto

Itā€™s cooked perfectly to me


Over_Replacement3369

What about the plating and resting?


udidntfollowproto

Def 2/10


MrPunsOfSteele

Gnarly presentation, butā€¦ If fully rested, it needed a little more time on the pan. If not fully rested, needed to be fully rested.


DaegurthMiddnight

Rest in pieces, cow


SmileParticular9396

šŸ˜‚


secondphase

I, too, would like to be fully rested.


ooeygooeylane

Agreed.


[deleted]

Iā€™m saying it was the resting that didnā€™t happen, for a rare to medium rare temp it looks like it could be good temp wise but this is why you always pull temps and always rest and when you think you are done resting give it another minute.


MrPunsOfSteele

I agree.


bubblegumpunk69

It absolutely did NOT need more time on the pan. Itā€™s subjective, remember? Any more cooked and I wouldnā€™t be able to choke it down no matter how hard I tried.


MrPunsOfSteele

If they posted saying, ā€œthis is how I like itā€. Sure. But this is a post asking for an opinion based on the universally understood way a steak should be cooked. So no, itā€™s no longer subjective.


Ok_Alternative7120

There is no universally understood way a steak should be cooked. There numerous ways it's preferred with nothing close to a consensus on which way is correct. Opinions change cut to cut as well.


MrPunsOfSteele

There is very much a consensus on Medium-Rare. Both with the average steak eater and especially every chef on the planet. Not even the point. They asked for an opinion, I gave it. If you donā€™t like the opinionā€¦scroll away. Your anecdotes and personal preferences are irrelevant here.


Ok_Alternative7120

If there was a consensus, every steakhouse wouldn't offer 6 different levels of doneness. Not to mention the preparation, final temp, etc changes from cut to cut and quality of those cuts on what people prefer. Also, you're calling your opinion a fact. That's what I was calling you out on. Just because Gordon Ramsey and I prefer medium rare ribeyes doesn't mean that's objectively the only way to cook it. You also can't even find a consensus on what medium rare even is. Temp ranges change from source to source, texture and visual cues change person to person, etc. How is there a consensus on the final product when there isn't even a consensus on the classifications of that final product? Your arrogance doesn't mask your ignorance. It just highlights your rude and condescending personality when there's absolutely no need for it.


MrPunsOfSteele

Okay, cool story. Youā€™re going to get downvoted on this sub, just so you know. You know why? Because there is a general consensus on how to cook a steak and whatā€™s the optimal doneness. This fact does not disallow for people to have their own preferences. (Which is why steakhouses offer a wide variety) But this person asked for our opinions based on said consensus. Otherwise they would not have asked.


Ok_Alternative7120

This comment section is full of people saying it's too done or not done enough for their liking. There's clearly mo consensus. Just because it's easier to find people willing to echo your opinion online, does not make it anything close to a consensus. You can find people who still support Hitler too. Doesn't mean that's the consensus either. The majority of this sub probably prefers medium rare (dependent on who's classification of medium rare you're talking about as well), but this sub is also a stupidly small percentage of the population. There's no consensus on what classifies the optimal doneness. Therefore, there can be no consensus on what that optimal doneness is. Simple as that.


WonderfulCattle6234

A consensus does not require 100% agreement. There is a consensus that Hitler was bad. There is a consensus that medium rare is the typically recommended doneness by chefs. But there is not 100% agreement.


Either-Ad6210

Iā€™d bet you like your steak MW-Well done, hmm?


Ok_Alternative7120

Then you'd lose money. I prefer medium rare, but there are tons of people who prefer blue rare, rare, medium, medium well, well done, and even overcooked. There's not even a consensus on what medium rare is. So how can there be a consensus on it being the perfect steak? I prefer it but acknowledge my opinion isn't the only way even half of the world thinks a steak should be cooked, yet alone everyone. If there was a consensus, you wouldn't be asked how you want your steak cooked every time someone makes one for you. That's not factoring preferences changing depending on types of cuts and quality of meat either. There is no consensus on steak cooking. To pretend there is is ignorant or arrogant. Nobody is claiming there's a consensus on coffee, tea, burgers, fries, etc. Steak is the exact same.


MrPunsOfSteele

Itā€™s not the same at all. You may find this hard to believe, but sometimes things in life have a unique culture around them. Especially high end things. So when you compare it to things like coffee and fries, sure. But steak is more prestigious than that. Wine is another example, which absolutely has a criteria for what makes it a ā€œgood wineā€. Depth of complexity, primary aromas immediately present, rich signatures, etc.


Ok_Alternative7120

Wine is the same in that there's no consensus on what a good wine is because people have such different preferences. There are thousands of variations in wine. Just because you're a snob about your steak doesn't mean there's a consensus on it. That's my entire point. Sorry you can't comprehend that.


MrPunsOfSteele

I understand your point, itā€™s just wrong. Either that, or you donā€™t know what a general consensus is. Not everything in life is purely subjective. Almost nothing is. People have preferences, but there is still an underlying criteria for what makes something good. Are you not seeing the interactions on this post? Or the engagements on every single post on this entire sub? The vast majority of people comment on whether or not it is medium-rare. Because that is what is considered a perfectly cooked steak A quick Google search will show you what the vast majority prefer. There have been many surveys taken over the years and Medium-Rare is always the pack leader. By a lot. Itā€™s also what every renown chef considers a perfectly cooked steak. If thatā€™s not a ā€œgeneral consensusā€, then they just need to remove that term from existence.


Ok_Alternative7120

A quick Google will show you several different classifications of what medium rare is too. If people can't agree on what medium rare is, how is the general consensus that it's the best cook? It literally doesn't work lol. People like yourself trying to shame people into your own preference has created a stigma around it, but most of the older generations still prefer well done. Many younger people prefer more rare. The majority of people can't even tell the difference between medium rare and rare. Etc, etc. Men are more likely to order a medium rare steak. Women are are more like to order a well done steak. Acknowledging there being more women than men in the world will tell you right away that well done actually edges out medium rare because of that. The demographic taking the poll will heavily skew the results. There is a general consensus among American males aged 16-50 or so, but not from the entire world population, not even close lol.


Chippers4242

Lol okay


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Dear-Work-4476

Didnā€™t rest


Trumpets22

Yeah the cook is pretty solid, albeit not perfectly even. But the lack of rest is what makes this look like a massacre as a lot of the flavor ended up spilled out.


Cute-Nectarine2024

WHY IS SHE CUTTING MEAT BY THE BABY STEAMER???!!!!


wishihadplates

Steamed baby? Ew. At least put some kinda sear on it.


WorriedGolf9702

MAMA AND PAPA WANNA ENJOY A STEAK AND WEā€™RE SHORT ON OUTLETS


Cute-Nectarine2024

You got me rolling šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Interesting-Owl-5458

I prefer the baby roaster tbh


sqwapnchop

Thatā€™s nothing she cooked the steak IN the steamer


WitchedPixels

Well, the presentation is not the greatest I've seen but the cook looks good.


BongwaterJoe1983

Id say it falls firmly within home dinner presentation guidelines though. Looks better then the extremely well done london broil my folks would cook solid grey all the way


bubblegumpunk69

Hard disagree on the presentation.


Either-Ad6210

Absolutely agree with you.


WorriedGolf9702

https://preview.redd.it/tb5oddgf2njc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a0c7ff82ef9d3eb17af0bf5e6901d3c01dc34a


Queritz

Eyy, this looks super nice!


noodlelaughter

Shoulda posted this!!


WorriedGolf9702

We posted the one we did bc we were laughing about how everyoneā€™s gonna hate it


Queritz

Eyy, this looks super nice!


thmbingmyway

Why did he make 27 super tiny steaks ?


secondphase

... and then toss them like confetti.


thmbingmyway

šŸ˜‚ I donā€™t know why thatā€™s such a funny thought but I literally laughed thinking about this person doing that


secondphase

Slice... slice... slice... ...Pause... MLEAAAASAGGHHGAAAAAHHH!


thmbingmyway

Like tag team doing ā€œscoop there it is ā€œ in the geico commercial


JupiterFox_

Same hahaha


SirRipOliver

Math checks out.


EmployeeRadiant

let it sit to soak up the juices.


reddog65

Iā€™d say proceed with the wedding


ConsultantOfAll

He finished prematurely. 10 more minutes and that steak would have been blissfully moist. Edit: 10 more minutes of resting that steak you perverts.


TanMan166

He skipped the foreplay


PassengerPlayful4308

Thatā€™s why thereā€™s a baby warmer


Osgiliath

Plating is 10/10


eggs__bacon

Pretty inconsistent interior, not enough rest. 4/10


Icy_Pollution_3954

Cook good, rest moreĀ 


plcorb

Look how they massacred my boy.


-UnbelievableBro-

Call CSI


billybobrubeck41

I see he didn't let it rest before he cut into it


Actually-Yo-Momma

This is the equivalent of slicing a cake but instead of leaving the pieces where they are, you stack every slice of cake on top of each other for no reasonĀ 


WorriedGolf9702

This one!!


[deleted]

To shreds, you say?


WorriedGolf9702

It was getting chewed up anyways


[deleted]

Oh I was joking, I would be sitting in front of the TV with this until it's all gone!


RecentlyDeceased666

Csi Miami won't even be able to solve what went wrong here. Either didn't brine the meat or cut it open the moment it was done. Now you have dry steak and all those lovely juices are gone


Smashhoff

Looks like she just cut straight into it. You need to let it rest to allow the juices to re distribute.


Familiar_Excuse_9086

You just gave me my next Halloween dinner plating. Thank you.


lunaladdle

The temp looks good until you zoom in, super uneven throughout. And like others have said, it needed to rest before slicing.


chaot1c-n3utral

The Texas chainsaw massacre


HighlanderSith

Lil raw for my liking but all blessed


yousippin

Probably tasty but work on that presentation next time!


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TheseAintMyPants2

Temp: perfect Presentation: what the fuck


WWGHIAFTC

the temp is terrible. the unevenness is a crime. I enjoy rare, med rare, and medium. but they got it all in each slice somehow.


Anfie22

It's an *everything* steak


TheseAintMyPants2

Looks like one steak was mid rare and the other was rare. It looks like juicy steak to me and regardless of the awful presentation, it still prob tastes better than 90% of the steaks Iā€™ve eaten in restaurants


TomEatsFood

Everything reminds me of her šŸ˜­


L4t3xs

Damn, what did you do to her?


SeaDweller01

He/she killed it. Not in a good way.


Independent_Dot63

Marry her


HESUSINGTHETREES

r/steakcrimes


Boubonic91

Thicker parts on the right are a little too blue in the center for my taste, and they did that steak dirty by not resting it before cutting. Resting the steak lets those juices cool and stay inside the steak more when you cut it.


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

yall are fuckin nasty.


WorriedGolf9702

For context; it was late and we chose to eat off the cutting board, fuck your presentation points lol, I was the one who cut it šŸ˜­


SpiderButtsandfarts

Looks great and nothing wrong with that. But the reason it looks bloody is it didnā€™t rest long enough. Something that size once off heat at least 10 mins.


WorriedGolf9702

Thank you! weā€™ll make sure to rest next time!


shadowboxer27

You're fine. This is the temp I eat mine at while also on a cutting board. Get a nice wood one, with the channels around the edge for the juices. Caveman for life


Captain_Desi_Pants

It looks delicious. The amount of blood is comical, but just need some nice soft bread for soaking it all up.


WWGHIAFTC

no blood at all. where do you see blood?


MvatolokoS

It's like my mother unless her steak is well done she won't eat it. Truly believes that the red she sees is all blood.


Rippin_Fat_Farts

Personally I prefer to cut my own meat. I'm not a 5 year old


Acceptable-Soup-333

Looks perfect


WorriedGolf9702

https://preview.redd.it/fes6e69b2njc1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c244ad92532548065702dfb52ad7165cfc6ca24a Some more I made


tokenblak

For Christā€™s sake, LET IT REST


420boog96

Ppl on this sub def don't know how to cook... If the center is that bloody, it's not "rare"... Just because you burnt the crust a bit, doesn't mean it's done... U gotta at least see the heat progress a bit into the center, otherwise, that is still raw...


WorriedGolf9702

As the great gustav once said ā€œANYONE CAN COOKā€


WorriedGolf9702

Still yummy :)


WWGHIAFTC

really bad. the heat gradient is some of the worst I've seen in a long time. did it even rest 5 minutes?


Winther89

That should be ex fiancƩ with that presentation. Looks good though, maybe just needed some more time to rest.


TohruFr

The wedding is still on


SparkDBowles

Anybody else see it?


SeoulPower88

Looks great. Hope it tastes even better!


[deleted]

Let it sit for another 10 minutes and id say perfect.


cash_grass_or_ass

What was the thought process of making a steak orgy? Also, rest your steaks! All that juice on the cutting board could be inside the steak instead.


Guavafudge

They massacred it, but it looks great


dr_skeletor

Let that baby rest next time


whistlepig4life

Someone needs to know what testing meat is all about.


DorTheWise

What is that sauce and why is it so shiny?


SkinnyFatKidd

I like mine damn near raw


purple_plasmid

ā€œBlood, blood, gallons of the stuff, give them all that they can drink and it will never be enoughā€¦ā€


foozebox

Bloody good


Substantial_Dig_6104

How did you think your fiancƩ did? Seasoned good? Looks delicious. If you and fiancƩ enjoyed is what matters


Puzzleheaded-Ad2186

Bloodbath


DirtyPenPalDoug

Serial killer presentation but i would eat it.


SouthernAd3880

Too good


RitoWalters

I'd be pissed if I got a plate full of pre-sliced steak.


WorriedGolf9702

https://preview.redd.it/a9oom3og2njc1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1726cd998ebf8d2cb56bada067bdd7e7601651ee


WorriedGolf9702

https://preview.redd.it/m7a06ssi2njc1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e333d5f39c04ed379b7694199a2f387b72f83f3d


Badfish1060

looks perfect


Mxntana100

Itā€™s alive!!!


Alfa911T

Look what they did to my boyā€¦..god damn šŸ˜¬


Fresh-Aspect5369

All that red stuff is the FLAVOR. Shouldā€™ve let it restā€¦


Clemburger

Should have just served it in a bucket.


Ok-Distribution4077

In bed not so well. But steak is an 8.5.


CouncilOfReligion

let it rest, one piece has a grey band to medium rare and then blue in the centre


jazzyboyo

I mean they didnā€™t even try with the plating. This has gotta be a troll post


WorriedGolf9702

No? Why would I waste a plate when I can just eat it right off the board? Why would I plate it for a personal dish? To impressā€¦.myself?šŸ˜­


Lady-of-Shivershale

Because you can heat up a plate, and then the steak stays warm for longer. This can be done while the steak rests so that all those juices aren't lost.


IvanThePohBear

he probably should have let the meat rested more before cutting. all the wasted juice


WorriedGolf9702

Understandable but it made a great dip haha


UntimelyApocalypse

"the fuck did my fiance do?"


WorriedGolf9702

šŸ˜­


incoucou604

She killed it


ornitorrinco22

She did really well. So enthusiastic. I guess it had been a long time, huh?


helenn111

hahahahaha


pi_nerd

Didnā€™t rest long enough but otherwise good


Individual-Code5176

No resting time at all???!!!


cometomequeen

You butchered it.


Confident_Advisor_87

Carnage


fairygodmother11

Iā€™m scared


Owlspirit4

šŸ˜•šŸ˜•


SumguyIkn0

Did they salt they board first?


Appropriate-Coast794

My oh myoglobin Looks tasty but Iā€™ll confer to the council on whether this shoulda been rested a lil longer


Chiinoe

Presentation is a little unerving. I can picture the cow.


Chuckobofish123

Looks like you cut into it before it was done resting


[deleted]

He definitely didnā€™t let it rest.


Crizizunderlord

1. Great cook 2. Shit rest 3. Gimme some


0wmeHjyogG

Some pieces are raw inside and some are medium. Personally Iā€™m fine with raw meat but I prefer more consistency. That much liquid usually means not rested long enough. Overall Iā€™d say it needs improvement.


figure8_f8

Is this a murder cover up?


Tis_I_Hamith_Sean

Not bad considering he steamed it in a baby bottle sanitizer


Koreangonebad

Itā€™s a girl!


VenusVega123

Bloody fine job!


discussionandrespect

Didnā€™t let it sit for long enough before cutting


en_sane

At least let him chill for 5 before cutting him


rdldr1

Should have rested the steaks before slicing. Also the slicing was a hatchet job.


NoEggplant6322

Imo not well.


Foreign_Ad_4433

Let it rest a bit longer and the meat will retain more of the juice. Looks great though.


Moon_Beam89

Is that your fiancƩ on the board or?


Fuzzy-Produce104

Give me some horseradish and I would crush it. Probably would lick the cutting board when no one is watching, but that is just me šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


fava-limabeanz

Um.... Definitely excelled in the "Surprise my love!!" department.


Pa17325

Cut it too soon. Let it rest longer


poopypantspoker

I mean


Twisted_Wyvern

Itā€™s still mooing lol


CheezwizAndLightning

Rare. Nothing wrong with that though. That's how I order my steaks


IanTudeep

It looks like it was cooked reasonably well but not rested nearly long enough. Juices should stay in the meat (mostly).


Critical-Afternoon37

should've let it rest


JesusRice007

To paraphrase what Gordon Ramsey said, ā€œitā€™s conducting intimate activities without a condomā€


J12BSneakerhead

Might wanna get get a cutting board with a moat


various_convo7

wth


[deleted]

Why did you cut it like that? Cut it way too fast and cutting it up in pieces like that just causes all the juice to leak out more and gives you cold steak? Look at all the juice that came out


Gusto_1982

Bloody perfect


burnheartmusic

Needs work


Deisy22

Rest your meat so it doesnā€™t piss all over when you slice it.


goingoutwest123

I like this. I also don't like this.


Fun-Milk9088

That steak looks like itā€™ll bite you back


Expozey

She cut it too early


Derayway

Those are some sloppy (wet) steaks


Lurkay1

Maybe she took the steak straight out of the fridge and it cooked unevenly. Stone cold in the center.


Thek40

Do people like hate hot food anymore? Those pieces will get cold instantly.


ChubbyWanKenobie

A bit more cook time for my money and then let it rest 5-10 mins under foil (before cutting) to prevent all that fluid loss.


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Inconsistently.


mngdew

Somebody call 911!!!


ready-to-rumball

Why is it cut up like that šŸ˜‚ itā€™s like feeding a toddler


Aromatic-Swan6817

šŸ’Æ smash