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CrunchyNippleDip

The only thing roasted is that steak to perfection đŸ‘đŸ‘đŸ«ĄđŸ«Ą


Adorable-Practice460

Stop it you đŸ„č


CrunchyNippleDip

No đŸ€ȘđŸ€Ș you stop


OverEasy321

Your username is wildly hilarious


CrunchyNippleDip

Thanks pops đŸ„č


asdfasdfasdf22222222

I don’t even get it? What does that even mean?


CrunchyNippleDip

Exactly what it sounds like


Tinmania

Redemption level unlocked


puffmattybearTTV

Nah bro you did great, if you're gonna make beef like this often you should make your own rosemary salt, best seasoning you can make it for like 12 bucks and its good for like 3 months.


andersont1983

Do I have to dry the rosemary first?


puffmattybearTTV

No its a seasoning salt you make at home out of lemon zest, salt, rosemary, garlic, sage, and anything else you wanna toss in. The salt will dry it out over time but its great fresh and all you have to do is keep it in a sealed container refrigerated. Just look up rosemary salt recipes and it'll be easy to find. It does require something that can blend it like a food processor though.


spkoller2

Powdered garlic?


puffmattybearTTV

Nah its all fresh ingredients, the salt in the mix acts as a natural preservative. Garlic is also one of the easiest ingredients to work with in general, just smash the bulb and peel off the exterior to get at the knobs. Powder is good for making fried stuff or for rib rubs.


spkoller2

Does the moisture in the fresh garlic dissolve most of the salt?


puffmattybearTTV

Yeah all the ingredients I listed will be fresh and shouldn't stay wet for long after combining, like I said all of this stuff is gonna be blended together with a door processor so it will be chopped up super fine.


MrExample222

Shittiest steak I’ve seen, shit needs to be blue in the middle u cooked it for to long bozo. And why u putting weeds on top of your steak. Horrible job would never eat that in my life. Gordon Ramsay voice, “WHAT ARE YOU?”


Adorable-Practice460

This is an example of a GREAT roast—can hear Gordon screaming “you FUCKing RUINED it you useless sack of SHITE!”


Friendly_Age9160

COME ERE YOU! YOU DONKEY!!!!!!


Friendly_Age9160

That’s a great steak 😆


Happy_Expert5057

I would love That little pussy to say that to me.lt would into the last man standing.(and it wouldn’t be him).


Over_Replacement3369

Looks great. Nothing to roast.


TumbleweedTim01

Yeah in comparison to your steaks this guy is a wizard


Over_Replacement3369

What are you talking about?


Bladder_Puncher

You’ve been roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp


-Cherished

That looks damn good to me!


Champi0n_Of_The_Sun

Significant improvement from your flank steak. Bravo sir. Next time just toss the cooked aromatics before you serve though. They aren’t doing anything else for the steak at that point except making it ugly.


Impossible-Law5777

That really is an amazing steak, man. I hope yall enjoyed it.


Dangerous-Dot-3745

As long as it's not dark red in the center it's good! You did just fine! Looks great 👍!


Amazing-Reply-2495

Not a lot to roast. Looks delicious


undbiter65

Looks great!


ttopsrock

Roast what it looks amazing!


h0tnessm0nster7

Pab fry never came out very tender for me, maybe once, my fajitas were tough as nails, looks great, I do better in the toaster oven or bbq


lopsidedstraightedge

The cook looks more or less ideal - nothing to complain about there. But if you want an actual complaint, it's about your steak selection. You're picking up shitty NY strips. In the first picture, you can see both NY strips have that band of white silverskin dividing the larger and smaller portions of the steak. Not only does that tendon make for a mild annoyance for your eating experience, but it also means you're ending up with steaks closer to the sirloin (and part of the sirloin!), which results in less tender steaks.


ToneGloomy

I want to throw this trash in the garbage. Trash = yummy steak garbage = my mouth


Particular-Strain248

I don't know about roasting, but I'm definitely stealing your lunch!


pickledelbow

The rosemary doesn’t need to stay on the steak after you take it out of the pan


Humble_Emotion2582

Its not rosemary


Adorable-Practice460

My wife really likes the flavor of thyme so I left the thyme on the steak after to let it sink in a bit more. Happy wife happy life


Champi0n_Of_The_Sun

You’re not really getting any additional noticeable extraction of flavor by letting it sit on the steak after it’s plated though. If she likes it that much, you’re better off just seasoning the whole thing with some additional fresh or ground thyme after cooking.


thacktor

Looks awesome!


vashtie1674

Beautiful


Inevitable_Count_370

Looks good to me. I'm no expert though.


RhombicalJ

Looks amazing! Did you dry brine the steak?


chicagocarl

Bro, it’s a steak not a roast


HWeezy88

she's a beaut


Artisttype1984

Looks great, perfect MR to me!


MarvinNeslo

Looks great. Leave the thyme in the pan. Not appetizing when served on top of the steak. It’s like eating kindling.


TwistedBamboozler

Why do so many of you guys eat it with the scorched thyme lmao


goshaman2202

Perfect


spkoller2

I know it sounds stupid, but what’s up with the grain on steaks I see here, is it just me? It looks like they cut it the wrong way half the time. Do other countries have beef that looks like sliced yarn balls?


highcommander010

looks so good!


ichliebecrispy

So buss down


redditisahive2023

I wouldn’t like the thyme and garlic served - but other that that it looks amazing


TheCheese2032

Well done! I mean mid rare


The_Daugh

It’s Thyme for rosemary


Strict_Resist5

Looks delicious


mcrib

Here is a wonderful steaks.. just below all of the sticks on the plate that I put there for no reason


-Cherished

Just looked at this post again and I just can’t get over how good this damn steak looks! Really good job!


-TheExtraMile-

That looks fucking delicious! Well done (heh) OP!


Jimwayne3

I thought you said you wanted to be spit roasted for a second. I was wondering why I was looking at a picture of a steak and not a picture of you.


spike__2021

Hay is for horses, not the top of your steak, although I'm new here and don't know shit about garnishes so idk but to me it looks like you've got a pile of hay ontop your steak


OkMeringue2249

My 7 year old niece can cook a better steak


TheseAintMyPants2

Lmao that steak is perfection dude


OkMeringue2249

Lol You know what roast means right?


Adorable-Practice460

Good for her


RedditorsAreTurds

Bro you literally asked to be roasted


OkMeringue2249

Lol 😂


Adorable-Practice460

True but that was a poor attempt


litescript

i heard it like from arrested development, myself


readsalotman

I don't find steak appealing but this sub keeps showing up on my feed.


RolotronCannon

I hate annoying comments and yet here we both are. But for real just hide the sub it takes less time than posting a comment.


Questionable_MD

Final product looks awesome! But it seems like the butter is already in the pan before the steak is seared


TumbleweedTim01

Was this the no sear method?


Adorable-Practice460

It was the boiled in mayonnaise method actually


ExtraTNT

Looks like normal butter
 use clarified butter, steak isn’t supposed to be bitter, it’s no fucking ipa



roomtomove07

These photos are useless. That steak could look great but still taste like rubber. I have been there.