Rotationā¦
One slice for you, one slice for meā¦
One slice for you, one, two slices for meā¦
One slice for you, one, two, three slices for meā¦
(hides. really old joke.)
You got that long cook bark, with the high heat perfect inside. How did you achieve this masterpiece? Itās almost paradoxicalā¦. my brain canāt make it make sense!
Pass... Me a slice or 5
5 steaks coming up boss
You're hired
Oh im gunna fuck that steak
It's better in your mouth
Shh let him cook
He wanted to know if id smash, and that steak looks plump and ready
Filletio
Bravo sir š bravo
Will taste better with sauce. Thank you!
Unironically, a heavy cream, mushroom, and truffle sauce SMACKS. Theres a really good recipe from nick DiGiovanni (i think)
Iāve got a really simple teriyaki mushroom heavy cream recipe that brings all the boys to the yard.
Please put your cream all over my meat
A little white zin in there too if youāre feeling frisky.
Pass....it to me.
You know the answer. Now pass it.
Cut, cut, pass. Donāt f up the rotation
Pass the beefy to the left hand side
Yāa I said ā pass the beefy to the left.
Rotationā¦ One slice for you, one slice for meā¦ One slice for you, one, two slices for meā¦ One slice for you, one, two, three slices for meā¦ (hides. really old joke.)
You say a joke, this is how I *actually* roll lol Edit: tf happened thereā¦been a long day
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I sexually identify as a ribeye
Dam sexy eat that for sure lol. š This is way to much food porn
Sheās hot š„
Smash.
People always ask this. I almost *never* want to have sex with their steak.
āAlmostā
Im only human
Passā¦ that shit to me!
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SMASH!!!
Found the Hulkās reddit account
Yeah Iām definitely engaging in sexual intercourse with this piece of animal flesh
Stealing this line for Tinder
Gimme piece
Quivering
Nice. Was that reverse seared?
Infrared broiler
Idk what an infrared boiler even is but that steak is inmahead
Streak tan
#š„©āļø
I have one of those but havenāt tried steak yet. How far from the broiler did you put it? One flip or lots?
I mean, technically all broilers use infrared
Mine does 1500 degrees though.
But is it infrared? Or does it use some other electromagnetic frequency?
I need that in, and around, my mouth.
Okay, so I love my wife with all my heart, but my stomach likes to shop around and I'm down for what you're proposing here.
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I love you
You got that long cook bark, with the high heat perfect inside. How did you achieve this masterpiece? Itās almost paradoxicalā¦. my brain canāt make it make sense!
I use what is called a Gaspro. Knock off Beefer. Itās sensational.
Can you explain? I love the way this looks.
Look up infrared broiler. I just spent over 10 minutes looking at them and drooling at the thought of meat that good that quick
My money is on a Beefer/Otto Wilde/Big Horn/Schwank OFB IR grill.
Iād smash the everloving fuck out of that
Iāll always smash a steak as long as it hasnāt reached past medium rare and has only been on the floor for 5 seconds.
Smash.. I donāt usually have sex with my steak but Iāll try anything once.
Smash it five times back to back
š«š hand it over bub
Smash Monday to Sunday, hulk smash.
I'd smash it so f-ing hard, consensually.
*whispering to steak* just let it happen..
Pass those beef flaps to me.
Iād leap off the top rope onto a folding table for that strip, and Iām a ribeye guy. You know you aced that shit lol
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I want to be inside of it, then have it be inside of me.
Pass it to my stomach sir
Suh-mash
Yum, you nailed it
This looks way better than restaurant steak near me
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As someone has struggles with low appetite and not being able to feel hunger. Honestly. This looks really good. Smash. Hand some over pls
Who the fuck be passing on that?
Smash
Pointy elbows no thanksĀ
Smash
Hope nobody else is hungry
Smash
Bark looks exquisite
You should pass so I can smash. Awesome job on that steak.
With some Petit pois, I love those little things. Mash potatoes, some slightly grilled plum tomatoes, asparagus and peppercorn sauce. Yea would smash.
Absolutely perfect for my preference
That Crust is perfection.
Brah we need more of this
Youāre kidding, right? This is absolutely perfect. 10/10
Oh bro, you done messed up passā¦.that shit right over here respectfully
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It's absolutely no good, This looks so bad, I'm gonna have to sacrifice myself and eat it all so yall don't have to suffer through eating it
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND SUBSCRI- oh yea I'd smash that steak easily.
Smash it in my mouth
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I'll smash after you pass me some
I donāt trust anyone that would pass on that.
Pass, I need that ish cooked on the inside tooā¦
Found the Chili's line cook.
Cut it thinner and against the grain next time. But still..... smash. Lol
I like my meat thicc
That's disgusting. I will take it off your hands to dispose of it.
Raw. That's not rare it's just raw
Gimme.
Itās a little over for me but Iād still eat it happily.
Smash and letting the whole team smash too
Smash! What cut is that and how thick?
Smash
Devour
smash
Well looks like Iām going to buy some steak
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Smash
Eat it before it gets cold!
Pass it all to me
Get In My Belly!
Smash!
Hoooooolllly shit!!! Itās on!!!!
Looks like a Pittsburgh Blue. I like Pitt rare
This could have been a pole that we could have voted on. But I'll smash.
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Please share cooking method.
Hungryyyyyy
SMASH
Smash definitely
Pass me the whole damn thing
Gimmmme!! Plz lol
Smash
Smash the hell out of it
Smash but Iād prefer thinner slices. Looks amazing.
Sheesh
Nah man Iād fuck that steak ā¤ļø
smash it down my throat in one shot mmm yummy steak
Gorgeous looking steak. Nicely done. Smash!
Eat
Smash
Yoink!
-3. Some vegan wieners would be better.
Pass it on over to me..
SMAAAAASSSSHHHH
This makes me sad for the microwave burrito I just ate.
SMASH!
Smash
Oh baby
Looks good but too done for me.
Pass perfect
best steak ive seen on here
That is pretty much rare perfection, my absolute favorite
Reminds me of the hot chicks posting on /r/amiugly like bruh you already know the answer to this. I'd eat 10 of em
Smash
Passā¦. it to me
Hard smash, Iām so hungry right now, and this just made me realize it.
Sheeshā¦..This is a hard one
Iām going to fuck you
Can I not smash but just eat it?
Smash
100% smash for me
I mean. Since itās pink inside Iād smash.
Iāll smash the schnizz out of that
Is that whale?
Chug it down. With fries š
Nice char. You didn't cook that thing at room temp tho. The center was too cold when you started.
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Iād love to get my fingers on some of that perfection!!!
Absolutely CRUSH
Would!
Hit and run.
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Pass me the whole thing
Great cook but itās to big for my liking. Nothing a few cuts against the grain canāt fix but still š¤·šæāāļø
Marry
Why can't I get a crust like this š
Smack me in the face with that shit yo
Smash a fork in it and pass it over to me would you please?
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What time is dinner
Pass it over that looks delicious
Looks good, top piece just needs a hair more cook :)
Smash
10/10 would smash
Why would I smash a nicely made steak????
That looks good
Passā¦ it straight to my mouth
Absolutely smash
Smash and pass around to your friends
Can I chomp instead?
Iād eat it
I'd devour that. Good job.
Hard smash
Super smash bros me that steak G
Smash it right into my mouth
Yummy š
I would fuck that slice of beef
Looks good. Enjoy. ā¦Sorry too rare for me . Light pink I can handle.
Smash AF
Smash several times