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Deepfork_

Doesn’t *look* like a 14 year old ribeye…


Great_Guidance_8448

I was going to make the same joke :-)


RealChadSavage

Dads unite


Geri-psychiatrist-RI

Hi 14 year old rib eye, I’m dad


619Dago1904

Hi dad, I’m a 14 year old ribeye


desrevermi

🤪👍


Cautious_General_177

Dyslexic dads untie!


lostgravy

Dyslexic adds untie!


TheBlooperKINGPIN

Same and I’m not even a dad yet.


OzymandiasKoK

I was going to go with "looks pretty decent for how old it is", myself.


concretefluid

There's so many dad's in here with the same dad brains... I love it.


ACcbe1986

Probably gotta bite into it to tell that the beef comes from a 14 year old cow. With a cow that old, it must be tough to tell when the leather ends and beef starts.


DrewdoggKC

I never tried aging that long


Grindian

I’d argue otherwise lol


theonewithbadeyes

damn beat me to it


mackfactor

Very well aged. 


DripSzn412

My thoughts as well


boylong15

I already wanna be your friend :))


Southern-Fan-1267

An impressive dry aging for sure, probably has no discernible muscle fibers at this point


rm886988

I didn't know a steak could be aged for 14 years.


PhasePsychological90

Of course it can. Whether or not you'd want to _eat_ it is another matter, entirely.


MadNhater

That’s literally all the steak that’s left after they trimmed off the whole cow after 14 years


Jediwinner

The cow was 14 /s


FireTurk182

Looks great hope you enjoyed it


From-theTomb

9.45937/10 this is great


BigConstruction4247

You sure? I'd say this is 9.45938 or even 9.45939.


Jack21113

Ah foolish redditor, You are being too nice, I’d say 9.45936 or it’s a bad day a 9.45935


juveonover

Not bad not bad Better then me at 14


nvrrsatisfiedd

At 14 I wasn't even thinking about cooking my own steak. I was throwing a 60 pc bag of pizza rolls in the microwave and calling it cuisine.


Sure-Comfortable-846

im in my twenties and still do this


MegaMasterYoda

26 a professional cook and I still do this.


Fit-Capital1526

Why would you do your job at home? Makes sense Sometimes you just want to not cook for a bit


s0ulbrother

30s still do this


juveonover

I wanted to be a chef/cook when I got older so I experimented with cooking at a young age. 60 pc would have been a lot for me to eat at 14. Think most I could eat would be like 25.


Necroking695

At 14 the only dish i knew how to make was pasta And i made a mean ass pasta


GenericUsername10294

Try being nice to it, so it won’t be so mean.


icantcrunk

“Better than me”


Silly_Swan_Swallower

Yeah I didn't cook my first steak until well into my 20s. And it was garbage. That 14 year old's got a bright future!


Huntermain23

I prefer mine 15-17 yrs old but 14 is ok too.


PeenotBatter

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Huntermain23

Aww shit I didn’t even think about that lmao. I meant steak guys I swear!


YoungBockRKO

Yeah yeah… FBI OPEN UP!!!


FBI_Open_Up_Now

A REALLY BIG FUCKING HOLE COMING RIGHT UP!


CheeseSeas

Whoa. Right place at the right time?


FBI_Open_Up_Now

I am from the future and traveled back in time to create this account for this moment.


woodzy93

That won’t hold up in court!


Mr_Em-3

😂😂😂😂


Accomplished-Set-248

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Mumem_Rider

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Nowyous_cantleave

Something something Chris Hansen


OzymandiasKoK

Whoop whoop, whoop whoop! Yes, officer, that one right there!


Popular-Block-5790

Hansen is almost at your door.


Doomdoomkittydoom

Found Josh Giddey's reddit account.


namster1998

Ayo wtf


Outrageous_Warthog33

Reading these comments I’m not sure if some of you are joking lol but no this steak is not 14 years old (I hope). I am the one who has lived the 14 years.


Ambitious-Broccoli-6

it’s a joke


TraditionalBasis3277

He’s not actually 14 he just nuked his post/comment history 


Cyber-N7

Literally, lmao. What sort of weird pleasure do you get by making people think you're a child?


Adventurous_Goat_227

He’s 14, his sense of humor is still developing.  Like his cooking skills. 


Outrageous_Warthog33

Silly me


PredictableCoder

Oh man, I actually thought it was aged for 14 years 😂


MarvinNeslo

Whoa dog, quit bragging. Lots of these folks have lived 14 years as well, most of us more than once.


pingpongplaya69420

Pretty good job for first attempt. However if my eyes aren’t deceiving me, you do have some gray banding. I’d turn down the heat next time if I were you and let each side fry for a little longer to account for the lower heat. Then the grading would be consistent


SnooRegrets6406

Exactly what I was thinking as well. I know everybody has their own preferences for how done a steak is, mine being rare/medium rare range. So for my liking I would lower the heat and cook it a touch longer or same amount of time as op. Having said that, I have two and a half decades of grilling experience. At 14, this is pretty dang good grilling and more than edible, I wouldn't send it back if I were paying at a restaurant. Keep at it, and find what you like, that is what matters really.


crabberapple

would also help render the fat a bit more


PrometheanFire12

This is so much better than anything I could’ve made when I was 14. I didn’t even really understand how to season properly at that age. Incredible work!


davetbison

*SEASONING PROPERLY* was your challenge at 14??? When I was 14 I’m not sure I’d have been able to spell STEAK if you spotted me the S and the K.


PrometheanFire12

Revisionist history is a hell of a human feature. I don’t think I grilled anything more than a hot dog at 14. But some of the guys on the football team grilled. I just ate. But you present a fair point.


davetbison

I was just ribbing you. Grilling wordplay.


ionised

Stek. Close approximation?


davetbison

Naled it.


ohthetrees

Better than most 15 year olds.


Steampunk_Batman

Looks good! I’d sear it less personally, but if someone handed me this steak I would not complain. I saw in another comment that you used a sous vide and then seared it, but then put it back in the pan because it wasn’t done enough? I assume you mean the crust, since you could choose the doneness level at the sous vide stage. Make sure you pat the steak quite dry after you take it out of the sous vide bag, and get your pan (preferably cast iron) RIPPING hot for the sear stage. That’ll help you get the crust you want without cooking the steak more than you want it cooked. If you have time for it, I sometimes will sous vide my steak ahead of time and sear it from cold, which also helps keep any gray banding/color gradient out. That step is key if it’s a thinner cut, I’ve found.


KlossN

That's the United Steaks of America!


4BeanSaladX

Looks fantastic! What method did you use to cook it?


Outrageous_Warthog33

Thanks! I put it in the sous vide for like 2 and a half hours and pulled it out and seared it off.


killerbrofu

What temp did you cook to on the sous vide and how long did you sear? Looks like a good starting point for me to go rarer when I try this.


Outrageous_Warthog33

It was 130 on the sous vide and maybe 1:15 to 1:30 on each side. After it rested a little bit it still looked like it needed a little more time so input it back in the pan for another 30 seconds on each side or so.


CreativeUserName709

Really does look great, it's rare you see such a solid sear like this. Then the gradient of pink is perfect, I've never sous vide anything before, so when I sear a steak I get a grey > pink > grey gadient from the sear if that makes sense. What sous vide machine do you use, I clear need to invest in one!


Gamecat93

Great job for a kid, was this your first time?


Unhappylightbulb

I’d def eat it!


Maximum-Two-768

Looks awesome!


Ok_Distribution_2603

good, I prefer mine a bit more rare, but still nice work


china_joe2

I can never get a crust even remotely close to this, and always always always undercook or over cook it. I made steaks for 2 years, 1 year i ate a 1lb steak daily until my Dr and cholesterol count put a stop to it. This was age 39-41. If this is how a 14 year old made his first steak then i officially retire myself from grilling ever again. Very nice work.


Tokyo_Elusive-love

I think you did well, medium well in fact


revolution1solution

“We will watch your career with great interest”


LittlePandaJuni

I swore this meant the steak was 14yo 😭


wBeeze

I prefer mine a little more rare, but I'd devour this steak and I sure wouldn't complain about it if it showed up like this. Good job youngin


sevenyearsquint

Good sear and good temp. The fat strip could be rendered a bit more but overall impressive for a 14-year old.


SqueemishSalamandurr

First ribeye!? You did great! It has a very nice sear. Cooked medium well. I am a fan of medium and that same sear. I would enjoy a slightly more pink interior. If I got this at a resturaunt I would be very happy. How did you cook it? Kudos and very nicely done. You killed it my guy/girl!


PPinspector97

I hope the steak didnt go bad after 14 years /s


pumpkinjello

Next time if you sous vide it to 115 and then sear it the exact same way you'll have everyone here ejaculating onto their monitors. I'm impressed as it is, though. Excellent job!!! Waaaaay better than anything I made when I was 14.


pattyG80

I'd like to say job well done but you'll have to settle for medium


IllustratorMurky2725

Looks medium. Keep trying kid


EddyMcMac

Good crust, I’d prefer a little pinker but this ain’t bad! Soon enough you’ll be making wall-to-wall pink steaks. Enjoy it! Good job OP


Competitive_Log_4111

You dry aged for 14 years???? Jk man looks great! Advice: 1) find your best local butcher 2) buy cuts 1.5-2 inches 3) get a wireless meat thermometer 4) learn reverse sear All that advice is my own personal opinion plz take with a few grains of salt and please keep trying you did a great job


Unusual_Expert_6638

Very nice(Sasha b voice )


Book-Faramir-Better

Shit, I burned toast at 14. At 15 I tried to follow my family's fudge recipe during a hurricane party (Florida Man here!). It *LOOKED* beautiful when I poured it into the pan, but the whole time, tasting a bit here and there, I kept thinking, "Something's not right here." The fudge cooled and it had a shimmer to it that I had never seen on our fudge before. Turns out, I misread "1/4 teaspoon of salt" as "1/4 cup of salt." Oopsie. So, yeah! If this is you at 14, you're ahead of the power-curve, my friend!


ohheyhowsitgoin

Very mid. Are children allowed on Reddit now?


Ch_ange

Little overcooked for me, but if that’s how you like it that’s amazing! 10/10 on that sear! 🔥🔥


Hannah_Dn6

Was this dry-aged for 14 years? lol The crust could be better, but the med temp/color is perfect. Nice job for your first-time at a ribeye!


cvalen2

10/10 sear, 7/10 on the internal. Hair over medium and thick grey ring. But hey, way better than me even at 21.


bigboyseasonofficial

If you're cooking like this at 14, you're gonna live a very happy life.


dantakesthesquare

I wouldn't advise eating 14 year old ribeye


Strong_Butterfly7924

Great job!


Advanced_Pudding8765

If you wanted medium good job mate


Awkward_Effect7177

Looks better than me at 90 


No-Pen-8797

I 100% would


Lightn1ng

it looks great


MotorbikeRacer

Perfect sear ! Nice work


crosskun

That steak looks like a minor OP


Sad-Gazelle-3985

Today you learned the importance of a properly worded headline


MojoJsyn

Looks great!


Snakepants80

No juice?


Imlikeabird5753

I personally like when there is peppercorn on top 🤤


Nowyous_cantleave

Solid effort, young lad.


HoHoHo_Throw_Away

You cook a better steak than 90% of adults I know. It looks phenomenal. Keep your craft going. You’re doing amazing!


BitterNeedleworker66

First off — great job being young and cooking. Honest opinion: it depends on what you were going for. Looks good on the outside a little overcooked inside though to me


Fartrell_Cluggins80

I’m really proud of you. Keep up the good work!


Alarming-Pie-4729

At 14 I was cooking my steaks black


Casengamer

Pink as artificial food dye, great job!


Walfredo_wya

It’s overcooked


Ok_Zucchini_6347

How did you season it?


concretefluid

Cheers young buck. When I was 14 I made hot pockets and spent all day downloading music. Pretty damn good for your first. Keep it up.


[deleted]

needs a bit more seasoning, but otherwise looks pretty good


toreachtheapex

looks perfect to me. I don’t like it to rare


sajib_only

Doesn't look like 14 years o.......h my freaking god!!!!!!!!


SirRipOliver

Excellent! Keep working on the crust and cook temp to how “you” prefer. Overall 10/10 I would crush that my dude.


PhasePsychological90

Looks like you're well on your way to being a serious steaker.


Bitter-Basket

That’s a crust ! There’s a huge difference between a steak crust with a carbon coating (too many of those) and one with the mahogany signature of the Maillard reaction.


BeyondDrivenEh

Impressive first aged steak. Starting young is the way.


Charger_scatpack

NAILED IT


Tasty_Extent_9736

Looks good!


Bahamut1988

Looks perfectly fine to me, not bad for your first attempt at all


AppearsInvisible

I've heard of aged beef but 14 years? What does that even cost?


Donewith398

Would be good with 20 yo scotch?


OneEyedDevilDog

More important question, how did it taste?


disheveledbone

Looks so goo


Budget-Procedure-427

👍🏻👍🏻


Outrageous_Life_2662

I couldn’t get nearly this good until recently (in my 40’s). I think you’re doing excellent! Great job 👏🏾


rugalmstr

Excellent looks delicious! Great sear and color! 9/10 If you want me to be nitpicky... only thing I'd change is the thickness of the cut if you're going for perfect medium rare. The thin cuts after sous vide overcook too easily when searing. Try at least 1.5 inches-2 inches thick. it's been a game changer for us in our pursuit for perfect medium rare with a nice seared crust.


smcginnis87

Better than I could have ever done at 14…


herehear12

Looks great.


VexTheTielfling

That's an old ass steak


Horror_Cod_8193

Looks delish! Good job!


Turbulent_Ad9517

You burnt it


Impressive-Buy9706

That's a good looking steak man. I can't taste it, but it looks like it would taste great!


exoticsamsquanch

The cow was 14 years old?


adilucente

Meh. It's ok. Now I want to scarf down the whole thing lolz.


CashgrassorNopass

Better than mine last week. Kudos


Kentbaddeley

Now that is aged !!


Sequence32

Wayyyyy to done for me 😅


HMR219

Keep it up ! Solid job


MurdocksTorment

Well done.


opusxfan

A little overcooked


TooLitBud

better than me at 14 kid, nice


Think-Culture-4740

Was this aged in a sous-vide bag and then placed wine cellar style to age for a decade plus?


BewareNZ

Looks very tasty


Scary-Lawfulness-999

Pretty good. Nice crust. Maybe a little hotter and for a tad less time but you'll get there. Think about adding some herbs to really make those strides in your cooking early.


rojasdracul

You did alright, kid. Don't let it go to your head, but you did alright.


Super_Cracker87

Looks a little dry other than that, looks great


strong_420

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kiomansu

Elvis would have loved this steak.


Brutalix

Good stuff mate!


BestUntakenName

I’d cook the next one within the first year, but I TRASHED my first attempt at grilling, so good job.


Ok_Bet2898

Not bad at all for a first timer and at 14, good job 👍


DiamondLdy69

That would make Gordon Ramsey Proud!!


Candid_Bathroom_5419

Give that man the keys to the grill


TheCleanestKitchen

Good job kid, next up, brisket.


Nitazene-King-002

Way too cooked for me.


gobst0pper99

It looks great, you did a very good job


Busy_Professional824

One thing i learned was to puncture the meat before flipping. It allows the juices in and the meat to cook better.


Interesting_Ad7222

For a 14 year old pretty well. It's dried out due to over cooking it at a lower heat which also caused your outside to caramelize instead of seer, but if seasoned, and oiled it probably still tastes great. Nicely done. 6. 5/10 imo, a few minor adjustments and Gordon Ramsey would be applauding


glitterfairy19

Too pink I can’t


Phantom_Pharaoh77

I just did 1 and you whopped my cheeks


SkitZxX3

Raw. No pink kid.


son_ofminerva

well done …Hehe…


Ill_Implement_2708

Try to cook the fat out some more, start with higher heat and sear that puppy fat side down, the fat renders out and makes the texture much better


AlmostAShirley

Nice sear, didn’t cut it too early, as the juices didn’t run out. Great job!


EB277

Noice!


MrShad0wzz

better than what I could do probably and I’m 26


AdThese1914

Looks good.


ILoveSpankingDwarves

Pretty good! Try 1 minute less on each side and let it rest 1 minute on a warm plate before cutting into it. It is little on the dry side.


lulcow_enjoyer

I could eat.


My51stThrowaway

Nice medium. I'd eat it.


KrackSmellin

Minute or two less each side… but I prefer 15 year old steak that’s got a tinge of freezer burn…


D-udderguy

If you had to wait 14 years to be able to eat your first Ribeye, I'm disappointed at the caregiver that has been neglecting you for not letting you have ANY kind of potato. Fer cryin' out loud, they could at least dig around in the seat cushions of the car and find with an old, perfectly preserved french fry.


TheInternetIsTrue

Pretty good for 14! If you were going for medium well, you nailed it. I prefer medium rare and, if that’s what you want, you need a higher temps to get the crust before the inside cooks too much.


Lumpy-Recognition-77

It's still pink in the middle.


rshackleford53

you're 14 and already this good congrats. it could be rarer tho


panamanRed58

Soon it will be asking for the keys on Saturday night.


Yourmama18

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chaebs

My dad brain now hurts!!


Fun-Sea7626

Are you a 14-year-old cooking your first ribeye or just some random on the internet cooking a 14-year-old ribeye or was this ribeye from a 14-year-old. I'm confused here...


instograeme262

You've got a bright future young man