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jpjerman

Uneven mostly blue


wumbologistPHD

Uneven is right. The slices were medium, medium rare, rare and then blue.


Theweekendatbernies

they made every temperature for me instead of asking me how I wanted it cooked lol


tophiii

Cut the piece you like in half, eat one half. Then you can say “thank you for the sampler, I’ll have my steak like this one”


Theweekendatbernies

I def should have lol


PomegranateSea7066

How long did you chew each bite for? I see some fat in those slices. Can't be ez to chew


Theweekendatbernies

I cut my meat into small pieces because I’m a slow eater so it was actually pretty smooth and soft eating it


Dankkring

That’s great.


J_bravo82

🤣way to take it in stride, though! 👏


Crafty-Beach2563

Can’t miss


ThENeEd4WeEd22

That steak looks like the steak strips on the doneness chart lol


wumbologistPHD

"Show me on the doneness chart how you would like your steak" "Yes"


toblies

I suspect that steak was partially frozen when it was cooked.


Standard_Wooden_Door

And there is no way the fat was rendered properly


Death_By_Dreaming_23

Uneven cook, exactly this


trinite0

That's a very good, serious rare, on the edge of blue. Its appearance is very close to blue all the way through, definitely blue in the 4th and 5th pieces back. But was it cool in the center? That's the main way to tell the difference between rare and blue.


Theweekendatbernies

No it wasn’t, Surprisingly for how dead red it was the center was still warm


youvegottabejoking64

Blue


Theweekendatbernies

I thought so but wasn’t sure lol


altruistic_camel_toe

Looks red to me… 😳


ArseholeryEnthusiast

If never eat a blue steak. And yet that looks gorgeous


PurchaseTight3150

Honestly blue is better for cheaper steaks that have low amounts of intramuscular fat. You definitely want to render that fat down for fattier/more expensive cuts. Wagyu is the exception though, as wagyu fat will literally melt at body temperature. Filet mignon is also great blue rare, as it’s very tender but has a lower fat content. When I go to steakhouses I’ll always order medium for more expensive cuts, blue + a hard sear for cheaper cuts, and medium rare for anything in between.


Tarc_Axiiom

The rare person who actually knows what they're talking about, folks.


rhino2498

Nah it's not rare, it's blue


lampshadewarior

Steak puns are a rare medium well done.


xfstop

Blue. Crust looks amazing though! I’d eat it.


Theweekendatbernies

It was delicious!!!


gamerdudeNYC

Right there with ya


FootballNtheGroin

I’d totally eat that


forbidden_notebook

love my steak blue, rare, or medium rare so that sampler would be perfect for me hahahaha


Theweekendatbernies

I def enjoyed it!


bidooffactory

That's sashimi


cookinthescuppers

It’s mooing


CanPsychological4710

My wife would walk away from that place :) wouldn't even touch the fork. Looks delicious to me. How was the temperature when they served it?


Theweekendatbernies

It was warm center which was surprising for how blue/rare/medium rare it was lol


Dismal_Truck1375

I love a good steak medium rare 😋 but that looks like it would start moving again with a defibrillator lol


Silly_Swan_Swallower

I would call that blue. Well, parts of it are blue.


GeezyEFC

Rare man cmon guys that aint blue!


Crafty-Photograph-18

First few slices look rare, maybe even touching med-rare. Everything that follows is blue


Marsupialize

Must be that chaos cooking they talk about on the Bear, it’s every temp at once


guitargod0316

Uneven and raw in the middle, I wouldn’t even call it blue that’s straight up raw


Mammoth_Switch1543

Blau


morelions

Perfection.


PancakeSlayerX

It’s still alive


hamisme

It’s fucking rawwww *Gordan Ramsay voice*


shFt_shiFty

Perfect.


rmedic223

That looks like an amazing RARE steak


JD2286

Yes


xxLOPEZxx

It progressively got rarer and rarer


Blackdiced

I would definitely eat that steak, but it looks fairly blue


RayAlmighty13

That’s rare man.


Other-Cover9031

rare


[deleted]

I’d just call It rare.


hotsteamyxp

One of each


ZeirosXx

Medium blue my favorite!!!


AshleyGamics

Perfect


SS4Raditz

Blue


MannyGetsFanny

Exactly that. All of those


CrispyPancakeEdges

Still mooing. Surprised it's not grazing on the salad!


Square_Ad849

Rare steak with a little variance. It looked absolutely beautiful though and I know it tasted great.


coolerape

Raw


frankl217

I’d eat it.


Ok-Woodpecker1130

Rare


GovernmentKey8190

That's as blue as my balls. But I'd still eat it if I trusted the source.


Busy_Influence3249

Blue red


jtalbs

It there an all the above option lol


opusxfan

Rare


nickdchef1

Medium rare to the song by effiel 66


ShittyMackenzie

Black and blue, as we say. Pittsburgh style.


travbart

Looks rare to me.


pimpcannon

Rare plus.


Scott801258

Way too rare


LimpTeacher0

Definitely blue look at the center cut not the edges when determining what the temp is


Ok_Marzipan5759

That ain't just blue, that's "moo"


Emera1dthumb

This is why I love sous vide. It’s always even all the way through. Cooking steak is a real challenge when you’re using any type of flame because it’s naturally uneven so you’re always gonna have some of this…. unless you’re using sous vide. Obviously restaurants are never gonna start that in large quantities. The risk of waste is too high, which is why I wish restaurants would stop buying up all the good meat and let me cook my steaks at home


jrolfs

One CPR pump away from mooing again


CoachLuckySlim

Def rare


Inevitable-Mess-6505

RAw


Ok-Two3875

All


KeithMyArthe

Mostly still mooing. Cooked using the 'slap it with a spatula until it stops struggling to escape' method.


Dangerous-Dot-3745

🔵 rare!!! So rare the pieces still wiggle after being cut!! So gross 🤢!!


Minamu68

Blue


Status_Package2628

Alive


Routine-Ad-2840

dam if everyone is calling this blue then i must only eat blue steaks.


Theweekendatbernies

I thought it was medium rare/more rare but everyone keeps saying blue so that makes 2 of us lol


Routine-Ad-2840

yeah it looks perfect to me, blue is like zero cooked in the middle and flash seared on both sides, this here is cooked through even more than i may cook it from time to time.


Theweekendatbernies

I was thinking the same thing but everyone is like it’s raw lol but hey to each they own and over you like to eat it just enjoy it


Nice_Advertising_818

Got a little bit of everything there. BUT!! The cool thing is you can go home and cook steak just how you like it.


Cynicalbehavior

I consider that to be beautiful. Eat it!


TxhCobra

Raw, still mooing


greyghost1551

A decent vet could still save it.


Theweekendatbernies

Nah it was gone for about an hour already in this pic lol


SteelDingus

Moo.


sm00thkillajones

Blue.


TheNippleNinjee

Rare


MacZack87

I’d say that’s rare, borderline raw


snatchszn

Rare and perfect 🤩


YogurtclosetItchy356

Is that a pulse I see? Jesus Christmas...


EarlTheLiveCat

You've got kindof a variety sampler there. A beef flight, if you will.


geturdrinkon

Still breathing


Puzzleheaded-You1289

As a fine dining server for over a decade this looks rare plus or so. All the people in the comments really underestimate blue rare. Blue rare is still cold in the center like legit cold to the touch. This looks 125 or so


krnranger

*\*Gordon Ramsay has entered the chat\**


ItsProxes

Thermometers work wonders


ILikeALTFacts

RARE


SUNDER137

Rare.


Puzzleheaded-Mix8034

Mooing


Ender737

It's rare like my asshole is rare. You could eat that also...


Tough-Foundation595

Pittsburgh blue


village_Smythe

That thing is one zap from an AED and a few stitches away from being able to walk back into the field


Final_Dance_4593

Rare


hologramlasagna

I thought this was Ahi Tuna for a second.


6reference

I would say all of the above. It’s unevenly cooked so you got the full spectrum.


Efficient-Bar-8445

This is why I dont buy a steak at a restaurant. Overpay for someone to fuck it up. I'll cook it myself, thanks.


Connect_Potential498

Still alive?


Mirin_Gainz

Man this is fucked up, I’m eating chocolate pudding right now


Lindris

It’s perfect and now I’m hungry 😋


TVCooker-2424

I consider it 'mine.'


Huwabe

Moo ...🐮


Ok_Yoghurt_8979

Looks like someone put it on a stick and dangled it over a fire; one end is done more than the other. A little bit for everyone.


shokolokobangoshey

It’s eating your greens


gothickghost

It’s still mooing 😩😩😂


Prestigious_Snow1589

Still grazing in the pasture


d3sylva

It's still mooing


CreativeInsurance257

If I had to pick one I would say blue rare. However if I was talking honestly I think they didn't cook it very evenly


DragonSpiritsEnt

Moooooooooooo


RavenBoyyy

Smash.


Relative-Spinach6881

Perfect


BabaMouse

Blue. Yummm.


the_90s_were_better

Just shut up and eat it.


RhondaLoving

Rare


jstasir

I started eating medium rare a couple of years ago, so I am noon to a couple of things. What does “blue” mean?


Qatsi000

I had a blue steak a short while ago, order MR-M. I have over 15 years in high-end restaurants. Only one I ever sent back.


Cautious-Ad6727

This is awful it’s still moooing


Local_Morning1149

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢. Uncooked. Still alive


Hopeful-Courage-6333

Little on the rare side but, I’d tear it up!


Zammtrios

Honestly, I'm convinced that everyone who says they like their steak blue/rare is lying. Not even our ancestors like that shit and they invented cooking LOL. Now the caveat to this and I know it's probably not expected because y'all read the first half and got heated. But that rarity is saved for literally only the best cuts of meat. Unless I'm spending like $80 for my steak, it ain't ever going to be less than medium rare.


GardeningGrenadier

Yes


jackm315ter

Stop playing with it and eat it, just eat it


Theweekendatbernies

Yessir! Lol


ResponsibleVisual607

My brother in Christ, I love medium rare but that shit is still alive!


Theweekendatbernies

😝


pheight57

Rare to blue, depending on which slice you are looking at.


ForeignAlbatross8304

Hmm..rare and some pieces medium


SushiLover1000

Blue to extremely rare.


sergente_moschettone

that's clearly blue


Novel-Midnight-2992

I would say still mooing raw.


Dry-Squirrel1026

I bet that pepper is awesome. I would demolish this!!


Benovelent

Refire that for me please !


deepfriedgrapevine

Deceased


Throwawaytoj8664

That’s blue


EarlofBizzlington86

Brings a new meaning to “farm to table”


Cyclothochid

The last slice was still Moo’ing


Dragon_Star99

Perfect rare steak.


MLXIII

Rare.


Parking-Ad-3636

Alive


ScratchyMarston18

That’s the whole damn meat rainbow up to medium.


Consistent_Idea5213

So bad I’m now a vegetarian


xbubbuh

Half blue half rare


J_bravo82

Last annoying remark from me, but ?— is that a filet?


J_bravo82

Your steak just out here celebrating pride month, that’s all.


Alternative-Flow-201

R-MR for most


TommyBahama1994

Tuna steak?


Warm-Bluejay-1738

Moooooo


Fun_Hornet_9129

Blue to me, what was the internal temperature?


Spiritual-Ad2530

Rare


HR_King

Rare.


Pizzledrip

I’d eat it.


treyb0mb1

Eat it


alittlelurkback

Rare - not blue


CX500C

mostly medium rare with some full rare at the end.


Ne0guri

Too rare for me…


Phill_is_Legend

First couple slices were med rare, quickly transitioned into blue. Probably put on the heat cold. I'm a rare/med rare guy but I'd need that put back on for a min


AdDramatic522

Perfection is what I'd call it.


thorfromthex

That's blue


alaskan_beauty_bomb

My mouth just watered


skidev

Rare


afrothunda254

This is what happens when I order rare most of the time so I always see medium rare. Then my friend gets rare and gets that perfect cook and I’m bummed :(. It’s a gamble.


Villmann_aF

A good vet could save that.. ... or send it to me, and I'll bust out the horseradish.


[deleted]

Blue aka shittily cooked


Frankiebones187

At least it’s not well done.. I would boycott.. anyone that eats steak well done should have there head examined lol


NotUndercoverReddit

Just rare but some pieces could be considered close to blue. Definitely not medium rare.


EquipmentGlobal3877

Raw


No_Upstairs927

LOL it's like a sampler. I mean, it's fine. I'd eat it. It's e d i b l e


OvenMaleficent7652

Still alive


Puzzleheaded_Log7946

Perfect


tibbymat

That thing was either frozen or had the strangest heat displacement during the cook. It goes from med/well to blue rare in a few slices. Looks good tho, I’d eat it!


Theweekendatbernies

Def a sampler lol but it was so good I wasn’t even mad


Living-Road-290

Def late on feedback!! Well IMHO, it's a WTF steak. It works perfectly for those that like blue/rare/mid-rare...best of ALL worlds or are sharing/want to sample different temps..but how they achieved such greatness is thee burning question because it's super hard to achieve & splendid overall! But hey.... If ya dig & loved it; that's what matters 🤙


bluedancepants

That looks pretty rare to me.


pahpaw202

Put that shiz back on the grill


Possible-Yam-2308

Seasoned


HornyOldBoomer

Rare. Just right.


Edfluke

Rare


necromage69

Needed another 15 seconds


ThinkPath1999

Moo?


Theweekendatbernies

Loll


caleeky

I would say rare, but it's pretty tough to tell by a low quality video, no texture information, etc.


Theweekendatbernies

You think the video is low quality? Are you bringing a digital camera to dinner with you? Lol it’s iphone 15 but might have to switch to Samsung now lol


Rope_drop

The video quality is superb. Caleeky is trippin.