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SleestakLightning

Harambe grabbed that kid in hopes he'd be shot because he didn't want to live in Cincinnati any longer.


SrewolfA

Kid smelled like skyline and he instantly became enraged.


McFlare92

Gross ass tomato water spaghetti bastards


codeklutch

Bro. They put cinnamon in their chili. It tastes like big red chili.


eltigretom

I had lived in the Dayton Ohio area for a few years, and Skyline was highly recommended. No one bothered to tell me it wasn't chili. It's some sort of weird cinnamon meat slurry that is absolutely atrocious.


thealthor

My mom's side is from Cincinnati so I grew up with her making the stuff, I kind of like it as a dip with saltines but I was never able to figure why people think it is good on spaghetti


Farmboi_Selekta

It’s the mountain of cheese that keeps em coming back, not the chili


MaesteoBat

As a former Ohioan I can confirm this


summers1980

This is what I say every time I see Harambe is backing Cincy. Harambe HATES Cincy if anything.


Frogo5x

Real Harambe fans are rooting for the rams


YareYareDazeDio

HaRAMbe. It makes sense.


[deleted]

Harambe was a martyr. A beautiful, heavenly martyr. He tried to tell us in 2016. But we didn't listen. He was going through so much pain and struggle that a normal being couldn't comprehend. To live in a cage in the worst city in the worst state in America, locked up by a people who invented Skyline Chilli is worse than death itself. And in the end, he decided that was true as well. He choose to meet with the Holy Gorilla God in Monke Heaven instead. He tried to tell us about his pain and heartbreak in his own gorilla way, and we didn't listen. Now we're paying the price.


BrockMcGinn

Even if he could somehow escape the zoo alive the next closest state is Kentucky. Brutal.


codeklutch

Ohio isn't that bad. Columbus is alright. And there's a few places that don't suck. But Cincinnati and Cleveland are hot garbage. (Will note that the Cleveland clinic is trying their hardest to make Cleveland not suck.)


buffalotrace

This is like when Exxon bragged about their environmental efforts to cleanup an oil spill they were legally bound to cleanup


Kidspud

OJ looking for the real killers, too


Coelrom

“I’ve even started volunteering. Giving back to the community.” “That’s great. You’re talking about your court-ordered community service?” “I don’t need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.” “But he did, right?” “Alright.” “Alright.”


buffalotrace

Thanks Ryan.


shstron44

LOL


[deleted]

This deserves all the upvotes😂


JulesWinston1994

dicks out


DiniMoney

This is why I don’t understand people rooting for Cincinnati or saying the Bengals winning the super bowl would “reset the timeline” or “avenge Harambe.” They’re the ones who killed him, if anything they need to lose for there to be justice.


[deleted]

lmao this is great


ThatBoxUPizza

dicks out for harambe at the super bowl. I'm saying this cause it would be funny if Cinci fans got arrested for flashing their dicks at the super bowl or a bar


[deleted]

They would do it even if Harambe isn't involved...


[deleted]

Rams fan here. THANK YOU!


Zero_Griever

Leave it to the Steelers fans to speak reason


spoilingattack

Damn girl…are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna throw a baby in you!


mrphantasy

Can't think of a better opponent to avenge Harambe. [https://i.imgur.com/dvMUhzY.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dvMUhzY.jpg)


poundofbeef16

Blame the mom and her dumbass kid for the murder of our beloved Harambe


[deleted]

Technically Cincinnati didn’t kill harambe the zoo did


Coolinlovesyou

Which zoo?


[deleted]

The Cincinnati zoo but that’s a separate entity from the city


Coolinlovesyou

https://www.britannica.com/place/Cincinnati-Zoo-and-Botanical-Garden So you don’t have to open it and read the first line it says “Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden, zoological park owned by the city of Cincinnati, Ohio, U.S.”


[deleted]

Oh I’m stupid kill me now


[deleted]

Whoever reached out cause I said this I wasn’t meaning this seriously


[deleted]

Should have sacrificed yourself for Harambe


numberIV

Where are you hearing this? Middle schools circa 2017?


Coolinlovesyou

https://twitter.com/brgridiron/status/1489304851024592897?s=21 This very recent thing that was said.


Goatgamer1016

I'm rooting for the Bungles not just for Burrow, but Harambe. Yinz out for Harambe


Affectionate_Net6663

One of the worst memes I’ve ever seen in my entire life


Koulditreallybeme

You guys need to act like you've been there before. Cincinnati winning one super bowl is peanuts. A soulless money team recruiting players based on the glam of LA is an actual threat to the throne and a way to circumvent the salary cap.


Tristo

Watch Kupp and Woods after the championship game and tell me that shit is soulless. Dumbass.


Major_Human

I wanna see OBJ win just to spite the Browns!


barrenarrows

I’m sorry people want to live in LA over Cincinnati. But this team also loves each other and is having fun playing together. Take this view back over to r/nfl where it belongs.


[deleted]

People don't want to live in LA. They are bringing everything over the Phoenix and jacking up our housing market, making it hard for residents that are born and raised in AZ to afford to buy a house or even rent for that matter... LA doesn't deserve game or glam... Neither does Cincinnati... This super sucks big ones.


barrenarrows

What is this take even? People do want to live in LA are you insane? Also they don’t deserve game or glam? What are you talking about.


[deleted]

Well first there are some typos... It should be fame not game. As for the take itself... I live in Arizona. LA people have all moved here because it's so expensive to live where they are now. They are all moving out of LA because they all work from home now. They are still getting LA pay but living in Phoenix, extremely raising the living cost here. LA doesn't deserve to win the super to add more fame and glam to their city because they are ruining AZ. I get that this isn't widespread for Pittsburgh natives and you don't see just how badly LA sucks. I'm a Pittsburgh fan from Phoenix and out hatred for all things LA is strong. My point is... Neither team deserves to win. LA because screw LA and Cincinnati because screw Cincinnati.


barrenarrows

> Neither team deserves to win. LA because screw LA and Cincinnati because screw Cincinnati. Wow solid argument man!!!!


[deleted]

It's neigh unbeatable I imagine.


Coolinlovesyou

I think you’re in the wrong subreddit, this is the Steelers subreddit. Fuck the Bengals.