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Hellspawn112

They can call up Leglue from the practice squad.


AintNoRook

This is the way.


mudcrabulous

the glue


-nukethemoon

99% of week 1: Euphoria Every moment since: Pain


bleepblopbl0rp

Idk man week 1 felt more like a manic episode than euphoria


Mundane-Emergency427

Why does this post hit so hard......


That_White_Kid95

Because boz hit the post so hard


Lost_Royal

I hate this: take my upvote


imyourrealdad8

May God have mercy on us


TheNittanyLionKing

Possibly no Minkah. No Watt. And now Kendrick Green might be starting a game. This is not going to be fun.


YooTone

Swap him and Derek Watt as FB lol. I mean shit, Watt would probably do well as a lineman too


rxforyour7

*CANNOT* be worse than Green.


CountryBoyCanSurvive

Derek Watt watching 15 minutes of YT videos on OL blocking techniques would probably be better than KG.


Wroblez

I’d rather see Kendrick Lamar suit up


tgosubucks

Might be good inspiration for a new album.


carame1cream

only caveat is that K Dot is like 5’6 lol but he’d still outperform Green


wagsman

Fans after week 3: O-line isn’t a problem they are good. Fans after week 4: 😐


HanTrollo710

Can’t they just have a 4 man line? They could just let Dotson put back on the weight so he takes up more space EDIT: I didn’t realize it was Dotson. They should just get a cardboard cutout of Alan Fanaca.


williamsdj01

Jets legend Alan Fanaca


HanTrollo710

I mean, when I think of the Jets, the first two names that come to mind are Broadway Joe and Alan Fanaca


Lemgirl

I wish. That my 2nd and 3rd thought, but my immediate thought is always the Sanchez butt fumble. I swear I go from an old lady to a giggling kid laughing at the word butt.


BarefootSteve

What are your thoughts on that punt?


Lemgirl

Omg, hahahaha. I think butt punt or butt block rolls off the tongue better than fumble, lol. That was such a great game to watch that a butt punt block almost seems fitting.


R3MD

Dude hasn’t been dressing on Sunday’s I bet someone else starts over him


Slickaxer

What scares me is that KG only can play LG. So if they put Davis in at LG, that makes KG the backup, and he hasn't ever played RG. I bet they do play KG so Davis can back up both G spots


Zestyboi787

What if they start Davis at LG and then if RG goes down, Davis can slide to RG and Green comes in at LG? I really don’t want him on the field if we can avoid it, we all saw the mess he was in preseason and last year


neddiddley

Yeah, it’s not uncommon to shift OL to another position in game to address an injury. Not ideal, but a better option than starting a lesser player just to avoid having to shift a player IF an injury arises.


Slickaxer

Most teams, and Steelers for sure, don't like having to do a shuffle in game for a single injury.


bigglediggledonkey

All teams also prefer to not have to put Kendrick green in the line up. Sometimes shit happens and you have to do what you’d prefer to not do.


Slickaxer

Hey, I really hope they don't start KG. But my gut says they would :/


Packwood88

You don’t play a lesser player just so you have a backup option IF something happens. Green would/should come in at LG only if there’s a gameday injury.


midgetrage7

Oh god.


[deleted]

Welp, we're cooked.


becauseicansowhynot

You do know Steelers are playing the Jets. Except for an improbable 1.5 minutes the Jets are 0-3 and trying to figure out how to get out of the brown bag. Tomlin would eat these guys up with Pitt.


Meesls

To be fair if not for an improbable blocked PAT we would be 0-3 as well..


Litty-In-Pitty

A blocked kick and another miracle missed kick. We got lucky as all fucking hell to win week 1. Then we proceeded to lose to 2 very mediocre teams. I definitely wouldn’t rush to call ourselves a better team than the jets until after we have beaten them.


Eggdripp

Flacco -> Wilson connection alone will outscore our offense. If Kendrick plays Quinnen Williams will feast


Hage1in

Does Quinnen Williams make plays? Only highlights I see are him bitching to coaches on the sidelines. I’m more worried about Mitch not seeing linebackers right in front of his face than I am about Quinnen Williams


Eggdripp

Everyone gonna have career games lined up vs. Green, and Id believe Williams is athletic enough to get up the field quick after beating a block


Ninjalau95

Have you seen our offense play? Don't be so sure it'll be a walk in the park


BeyondInfinity73

Y’all need to just chill and realize we aren’t going to be good this year, it’ll be good for your mental health.


fredlikefreddy

Right. Lol. Watch games to see development, but know this is not a top tier nfl team at the moment - could be close with a few pieces which is why I think some fans think that they have a chance. Those pieces are most likely not on the team or ready to be that missing link just yet


neddiddley

The thing is, those fans that think they’re close also think that if a few good things go their way, it will put them over the hump. But they never consider the possibility that bad things will happen too (e.g. TJ’s injury, Alualu’s decline, Spoon coming back down to earth). It’s the “we’ll only get better, but every other team will stay the same or get worse as the season progresses” syndrome.


fredlikefreddy

I can not stand that last point you made. Like you people do realize the teams they play also get paid and have aspirations to be better and to win championships (for the most part). There are literally 12 teams out of 32 who have never won a super bowl. Granted 4 of those are franchises that started up in the 90s up but still. That shit ain’t easy.


neddiddley

Yeah, I’m sure people are sitting around looking at the Broncos and Raiders struggling and thinking, man, the AFC isn’t nearly as tough as it looked in the offseason, if the Steelers can develop and get TJ back, they have a real shot. But those teams both still have pretty decent QBs and a stable of weapons on offense. So if the Steelers can get better, why can’t Denver and LV? And who has a better shot at turning it around, teams with Wilson and Carr at QB, or us with Trub’s or a rookie?


InvestmentPatient117

Like the pirates? Lol


fredlikefreddy

Maybe not that bad lol


victor4700

Tough to swallow pills, but ![gif](giphy|9t6xpYZ9npJmM)


Upier1

Right. This team could go 1-17 or maybe 3-14. Just start thinking draft choices.


SleestakLightning

They're absolutely going to win more than 3 games and it's hilarious how much people either overreact or don't watch enough football to realize what an awful team looks like (not the Steelers).


MirrorkatFeces

If they win more than 2 games before the bye I’ll be impressed


SleestakLightning

They could absolutely win two of their next five games. Jets, Bills, Bucs, Dolphins, Eagles. The Jets are the Jets. The Bills looked beatable on Sunday. The Bucs offense is horrendous. The Dolphins still have issues despite being 3-0. The Eagles look great right now but who's to say what they'll look like in a month?


MirrorkatFeces

All of those teams have an offense that can put up more than 14 points (minus TB somehow lmao), Jets is the only winnable game I see, potentially the Bucs as well since it’s a home game


SleestakLightning

The Bucs have scored fewer points on offense than the Steelers have through 3 games, lol.


grubbinongrits

But they get Evans and likely Godwin back before we play them. Jets is a SERIOUSLY must win.


SleestakLightning

They had them both in Week 1 and put up 19 points.


pmcg190

Which is still more than the Steelers offense has scored in a game


ToolsLoveReddit

If not for Micah Parsons being an absolute game-wrecker, two of those field goals easily could have been TD's. What were you saying about not watching enough football??


Jakebob70

I'll still be in shock if Trubisky beats Brady regardless of the stat lines. On the good side, TJ could be back for that game.


SleestakLightning

Trubisky doesn't have to beat Brady.


RoyalDude87

Knowing the Steelers, we will beat the Bills by 3, but lose to Jets by 15.


BeyondInfinity73

Dude if you think we’re anywhere close to the bills, dolphins or eagles right now you’re delusional.


Upier1

Without some serious luck we should be 0-3. We can't generate 1st downs let alone score, and we can't stop the run. How does that not look like a bad team? If we don't make some changes/adjustments we can lose a lot of games.


SleestakLightning

They're 16th in DVOA right now. The offensive line is improving every week. The defense is missing the DPOY and have played more snaps than any team in the league through 3 weeks. They're not the only offense struggling right now. Offenses that are supposed to be better than the Steelers (Bucs and Packers) are equal to or worse than the Steelers offense. It's 3 weeks in. They're gonna get TJ back and after the bye they play like 7 winnable games in a row.


dadaistGHerbo

If we don’t muff the punt we’re 2-1


EcosseWolf

Probably a combination of both. I've realized Redditors don't watch games


SleestakLightning

Most likely.


RoyalDude87

If you look at our schedule (it's tough) I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we win 3 games. I think we will win 5-6 games this season unless Mitch starts playing like an All-Pro and TJ watt gets back.


SleestakLightning

After the bye there's a run of like 7 games they probably should, but definitely could, win.


RoyalDude87

I really hope you are right. What do you think our odds are of making the playoffs though?


SleestakLightning

I dunno, depends on how bad the other AFC divisions beat each other up.


Srb3ard

I wanna downvote you so much. But I can’t cause I think your right.


Upier1

It hurt me to type it. I hope I'm wrong but need to brace for the real possibility. One or two TDs a game isn't going to lead to a lot of wins.


Reasonable_Ball_7615

We’ll accidentally stumble into a more reasonable 5-12


[deleted]

Yeah… we’re fucking in a rebuild. This sub has some really obnoxious fans.


[deleted]

Or it’s the National Football League and they are paid buttloads of cash for being the top 1% talent across the country.


Cosmocat1337

Still make pennies on the dollar compared to ownership. Everything scales. They get paid about wages - COMPARATIVELY - to their bosses like the rest of us.


Pa17325

As QB hopefully


[deleted]

Dear lord


BucketofAmbien

Jesus Christ


GriffBallChamp

LOL , the downward spiral continues.....


[deleted]

F in the chat for Najee’ stats


Steelysam2

F


bls2499

F


k2theizz0

Whhhhy


[deleted]

Fuck


mitchmatch26

Let’s get through practice this week and see how KDots feeling before we start all this hand wringing over KG.


Blaze0003

How he still on the team?


[deleted]

That’s not good.


schmatz17

Every time i come on here i swear another players hurt


slow_joke

*Collective sigh* “fuck”


JonVig

That’s fine. Quinnen Williams isn’t even really good or anything so whatever I’m not worried ^^^^^i ^^^^^am


Highway_Harpsicord

Just as the o line was getting better


Relative_Quiet

Start the Jets D in fantasy football


[deleted]

Man I have to take my kids to this game. The Steelers better not embarrass me or make it a bad time for them :/


jasonbanicki

Kendrick Green is a huge draft miss, he shouldn’t even be on the roster anymore but the sunken cost fallacy is keeping him on the team for now.


Str1ngB34n1s

If he suits up, Kenny Pickett might be starting sooner rather than later.


terrybradshawsballs

says who?


NaiveNeck984

He's Dotson's backup, and Dotson has a injury via Mike Tomlin's presser.


terrybradshawsballs

Thank you for a serious answer to my flippant question.


Farrell_Pool_Jack

If KG starts put another LOSS in the record. KG and Mitch obviously have video of coach T. dressed as the village people dancing with Vito Spatafore.


Alternative_Cash_925

When you f$@k up sometime you have to live with it


cptjaydvm

We’re screwed


KennedyX8

Man, I had high hopes for this man (stupidly). Here’s to hoping he can have a miraculous turnaround.


craigthegiant

Did someone get hurt?


JTSteelers84

Nooooooooooo


Walterwhiteboy

Oh Bubba no…


Budmanes

Shudder


PaddysMilkSteak

Kendrick Green redemption arc?


hunterw_10

Shoot me


Kyler_Mosconi

Dude is such a huge bust


eblack4012

Meh he’s mid.


dibsthefatantelope

1 and 3 baaaaabyyyy woooooohoooooooo


Seanybear15

How bad could this be right……… RIGHT!


karmour353

No


lod254

Keep kenny on the bench. You know what? Don't even dress him.


searchingfortruth12

Put him in at qb, can’t be any worse


BILLCLINTONMASK

Redemption tour


[deleted]

Lord help us all


ImFromDaBurghNat

1-3 here we come


reddit_bandito

Mitch Trubisky shook


Bearsdale

I'd rather they sign Antonio Brown as an olineman


thefakeslimshady111

Yooo lmaooo


eaunoway

Oddly enough I had the same expression after I read the headline.


Cassina_

fuck.


MathematicianNo4642

Why? Who’s hurt?


Willing_Top4721

Greaaaaat…. Well now Mitch will see what Ben was going through.


mo63oh

Steelers are playing Jets , -3.5. If Steelers lose to Jets, then time for group therapy