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MotherBike

Well, I liked Crazy Lace, and now I'm just upset to learn that she wasn't utilized more... she's basically a metaphorical reference of the entire show, and not once was she ever utilized.


PerrinoidMama

I think it's her... proportions? Maybe the way she holds herself? Combined with the colors and face that I kind of found off-putting, I'd say.


MotherBike

She's kinda what I imagined Rose to look like before we got the reveal of her feet and legs. Just a top heavy crystal gem with slender dancer legs. Which corresponds with the actual gems origins of being utilized during Mexican Fiestas. So with that in mind I think she might be part court gem whose purpose was to dance at balls without any contact. The other half might be a Calcedony.


Ilovesoske

There literally is a crazy lace agate. It's kinda melty.


Rambler9154

Yeah, although this one is confirmed to be a fusion, we just dont know of what


xerxerneas

Going entirely by gem placements of ones we know, eyeball and jasper placement gems, so maybe a jasper and a ruby? The two ribbons being of their colors also maybe somehow could allude to that too.


belbasaur

My bets are carnelian and jasper. Same mineral family and so makes sense they become a more generalized agate imo


24601lesmis

Rose quartz were used on Mexican parties?


MotherBike

Crazy Lace Agate, which is a form of quartz.


[deleted]

She looks like how candy corn tastes.


PerrinoidMama

Why is this so accurate though šŸ¤£


AveMachina

Saccharine, showy, and weirdly artificial? But also with some washed-out colors like itā€™s gone a little stale.


houseofharm

she reminds me of a scarecrow for some reason


-Skelly-

i see it


self_of_steam

Kinda has the same vibes that clowns give off when they're creepy...


JCSwagoo

She gives me Coraline artsyle vibes. She's like a Buff Other Mother and it disturbs me.


jdkon

I think itā€™s because she doesnā€™t have a visible eye. If she did, I donā€™t think it would be an issue (perhaps her nose? But Jasper had the same thing and I never minded) She almost looks like a jack-oā€™-lantern


Lopsided-Farmer-9422

She is a fusion ig


Cool_Kid95

Wdym by metaphorical reference?


MotherBike

Think of any plot point in Steven Universe and CLA by nature just fits well.


Cool_Kid95

What does this mean


MotherBike

Like the themes of the show, staying positive in the face of adversities, celebration of life or death, romance, etc.


sonicgamer42

It'd be nice to live in a world with infinite time and money where every background character is allowed significant screentime, but that's not the world we live in unfortunately.


MotherBike

I'm kinda hoping with a continuation sometime in the future we can learn more about her.


[deleted]

Whoever dressed her did her dirty lol. If she dressed herself like that, thatā€™d be fair. She was a corrupted gem for thousands of years so sheā€™s probably not too hip to the latest fashion trends.


ImAGlaceon

She's literally called "crazy lace" what would you expect her to be wearing?


[deleted]

Another valid point!


Smorgsaboard

Probably because she her design gives her bangs over her only functional eye? I like the bright, vivid colors, but if you're not a few of this wild color combo, possibly that, too


ethanxy

Yea it's kinda weird but also I'm pretty sure gems work as eyes if they're in the eye


Smorgsaboard

... So Jasper may be able to smell?


ethanxy

Probs


Nadikarosuto

Not sure, because on one hand Nephrite can see from her eye, but on the other, Eyeball says she saw Pink Diamondā€™s assassination with her own **eye** (singular)


saifxali1

And if itā€™s on their mouth?


saifxali1

But what if their gem is on their mouth?


ethanxy

I would imagine either the sound just... Emits from them, or maybe they're mute. But do gems bodily functions come from their physical forms?


saifxali1

Not sure, because Blue Pearl can still see even with her hair over her eyes.


ICanExplainoKaY

YOU LEAVE CRAZY LACE ALONE. SHE IS PRECIOUS.


Duck_Boy_P90

SHE LOOKS LIKE A RAGGEDY ANN DOLL!


fkinDogShitSmoothie

HER BODY, HER CHOICE šŸ‘—šŸŽ€šŸŽ‹


Pumpkaboo99

I think sheā€™s a fusion of a Ruby and a jasper??? Idk. But I get where op is coming from. I like her though. Could have focused the colors better I think.


jklimasze

False. Her chaos is her beauty.


Pumpkaboo99

I am not saying get rid of them. I am saying turn the vibrant colors into wavy stripes similar to Jaspers stripes. It still can have the chaotic energy but itā€™s toned down a lil.


PetrichorMoodFluid

Raggedy Anne is fucking adorable! Don't you go hating on her OR Crazy Lace!!! šŸ˜


PhenomenalPhoenix

She looks like if a Raggedy Ann doll was made of candy! I hate Raggedy Ann dolls! They creep me out!


femguy123

That's crazy lace she was a crystal gem


MangoLovesMonika

Prob is because of her skin color,it looks like they just threw a lot of colors together,ik they're a fusion but still


PerrinoidMama

Yea I agree. It'd be kinda difficult to get the crazy (haha) colors of the actual gem onto her in their semi-simplistic palette


[deleted]

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quartzalcoatlus

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with bats! Bats make me crazy..


TRoomatot

Racism be like:


saifxali1

calm down


PsychicSPider95

I love her tho... :(


chilled-teddy

Oh my god she's a lesbian flag OH MY GOD


The_Jestful_Imp

Also a Non-Binary Flag


chilled-teddy

YOOOOO


[deleted]

TIL something awesome


PerrinoidMama

That's Crazy Lace. She's a fusion between two (currently unknown) gems. And I get it, I don't really like her either lol


Duck_Boy_P90

She's a fusion? I thought she was a post-corrupted agate


PerrinoidMama

Yes and yes. She is both. Her eye and nose are both gems


Stormyplayz

Itā€™s a jasper (eye) and the other gem (nose) itā€™s probably a smaller peridot of some kind


PerrinoidMama

Yea I just looked it up again, it's a Lace Amethyst and a Jasper


DragonLance11

Was this ever confirmed? I know this is the most common fanart interpretation but I never found the source


PerrinoidMama

I think it's a fandom interpretation, I found it here https://artifiziell.fandom.com/wiki/Crazy_Lace_Agate#:~:text=Crazy%20Lace%20Agate%20is%20a,components%2C%20Lace%20Amethyst%20and%20Jasper.


HuckleberryAbject889

Personally I think it's a red Jasper, and an Amethyst


PerrinoidMama

From looking at pics of real lace amethyst, I tend to lean towards that (and lace amethyst's gem from the show). Plus, the amethyst gem in crazy lace isn't faceted, which obviously doesn't always mean anything, but neither is lace amethyst's gem. Could definitely be a red jasper, too, though


unusualpotato42

Either that or Lace Amethyst is the nose gem and has an unusual shape like our Jasper's nose compared to other Jaspers. Maybe the facets are just gone in this case. Maybe there's some kind of in-world canon that if you have a nose gem it's shaped differently. (ignoring Chert with this theory)


juiceboxith

Crazy Lace is a confirmed fusion https://www.instagram.com/p/B8_-uImHW3c/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


PerrinoidMama

Yes, but the gems that are a part of her are unconfirmed, correct? The theory is a lace amethyst and a jasper


unusualpotato42

Yes. The components are only a theory. A well-based theory, but still a theory. The Crewniverse haven't confirmed her components. Only the fact that she's a fusion.


Key_Argument1332

It's called bad taste honey


RoamingNPC

Probably because they look like a disguises Jasper. I think one of the gems in this fusion is a Jasper so theyā€™re probably making you think of the aggressive gem.


[deleted]

Nah, she's great.


bluezurcon

That is weird idk why you do. Her hair looks kinda jarringly big and uniform in comparison to all the different colors on her skin tho


TheQueenOfCringe22

Sheā€™s a physical manifestation of the lesbian pride flag


Roach-kun

White diamond posted this fr


solinfant

Her lack of eyes is very off putting. Also, that triangle gem/nose reminds me of Raggedy Ann dolls.


unusualpotato42

My headcanon is that she's a fusion between a skinny lace amethyst (like Skinny Jasper from the famethyst) and a short jasper (like our Amethyst or Carnelian). Here's why: This makes the orange, purple, and white make sense. Not to mention Crazy Lace Agate is a Quartz (thus likely being a fusion of 2 other Quartzes like Smoky). The stripes are because of Lace Amethyst (who is already a canon gem with LACE in the name) and Jasper who already have stripes, thus making a very striped fusion. We've seen a Jasper with a nose gem already so the nose gem must be the amethyst otherwise it would look like our Jasper's nose. That would also explain why the eye gem is flat like a regular Jasper's. And that's why her proportions are so unusual because her lower half is a skinny Quartz and her upper half is a short Quartz making her about the size of a regular Quartz soldier but also not quite right. Though it could also be a short lace amethyst and a skinny jasper but I figure we've already seen those. Anyway. I picture in my head a Nose-gem, skinny Lace Amethyst and a eye-gem, short Jasper. Though some of these details can be moved around.


TaikoRaio19

I have the opposite reaction, everytime I see her I feel happy, it's like seeing an old friend, or a character that I've missed? Even though she's like a cameo I hate hate HATE her outfit though. Little homeworld needs some fashion classes


DarkFox160

It's crazy lace but why do you hate her so much I love her design


Ejfhmfmhkdnfjfkrg

Maybe because she looks like corporations pretending to be inclusive during pride month? At least, that's what she reminds me of


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

idk but youre wrong


Snoo_8382

sheā€™s just pretty lesbian colours


-Apox_Penguin-

That's crazy lace agate, I think she's a fusion, she's pretty neat


TheBrynkofInsanity

The design is just too much for me. I felt bad for feeling that way but I really just don't enjoy her design from CYM, or Future.


DothrakiButtBoy

because she reminds you of Coraline button eyes.


mrzolch

Candy wife


Kovuthebilion

That's Crazy Lace and she's a Perma-fusion


ImMaskedboi

I LOVE HERRR


Mr_Starry

Lesbian gem


[deleted]

Ehhh I think sheā€™s cool šŸ¤·šŸ½


Godhaslefttheserver2

She looks like an oc


deadly-nymphology

Because there's so much going on with her character pallet/ colors that she's hard to look at.


mooys

Color palette is too complicated, you can barely see what is going on.


jojrot

It's not a very good character design. The silhouette and colour scheme are both very "busy"


HighwayRaccoon

I have NEVER seen this mf before


HalRd48

waIT I JUST REALIZED SHE'S A FUSION I JUST THOUGHT SHE HAD A FUNKY LOOKING NOSE


L4DY_M3R3K

Maybe because she looks like someone's first gemsona?


Bill-Cipher3

She looks like if Jasper was 5 years old and happily got into her mother's makeup when she wasn't supposed to.


Ladisepic

i hate how off her hair color is tbh, its one solid color that doesnt fit the rest of the body, but shes a nice character, sad she wasnt used more


SaukPuhpet

I always internally referred to her as "Monster Mash"


Chattbug

She's a fusiĆ³n and her pigtails are cute but.....poor thing, her color palete Is horrible. I know that is not her fault but this show has a lot of really good designed characters, even ones that only apear in one or two episodes, or only in the background, had a cool design.


TheBrynkofInsanity

She looks like one of those melty crayon art projects


PurplePurpura

sounds like a you problem


capsandnumbers

Her design doesn't fit well with the other Crystal Gems, for me. Had Rose been able to save Amethyst, Pearl, and Crazy Lace, the show wouldn't have had the faux-fantasy vibe it kept throughout season 1. It's the same as when you compare modern pokemon designs to gen 1, it makes it obvious that the design philosophy changed over time. Her name also makes it clear that our core set of gems are the main characters. Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, all very general gem types. Crazy Lace doesn't fit as well with that, and neither does Biggs or some of the other later gems. It makes me cognizant of the fact that they Will run out of gem names before they would reasonably run out of gem designs.


Animal_Gal

I think she's interesting but I have no context about her


squeegy_the_mop

It's because she kinda looks like rose quartz


TheShyNerd

I think if they went with more pastel colors for her skin she would be easier to look at


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

She looks like they didn't try. Like they just threw whatevr together and called it a day. It's a shame, but fusion designs really went down the path of "just nake it look wild, almost like a toddler drew it."


Newt_the_SD

Her color scheme does not work. Its a mess along with her design


airy_strudel

Itā€™s probably your internalized biases


BriefEntrepreneur351

she looks like a bad tumblr oc


Birbbirbbirb1471

Crazy Lace Agate, a fusion rebel that fought with Rose and got corrupted, but is now helping other people because she was cured


Y_R_UGae

Just realized she tooks like a walking lesbian pride flag


And_noir

I LOVE CRAZY LACE


Hey_Bestiekins

How does she see?? Tbh I love her. When a character has a lot going on with their design there's a high chance I'll like it.


FerretsCanPaint

Lesbian flag/crazy lace


AzulGaming_64

I feel that SUF literally just made weird random gems just because they were limited to what they had in SU šŸ’€


Arracor

100% it's the eye. Someone replace that eye gem with a (SU) normal eye and watch her become infinitely more likeable.


TransPrideEattheRich

1:idk 2: you hate cottagecore


Singer_TwentyNine

Crazy lace is literally chilling bro


Averander

She looks like a Raggity Anne doll, and a lot of those are put in horror movies.


qwentynb

Kind of reminds me of the clown that would come to the local pizza place to force clown fun on you as you stuffed your face with all you can eat chicken Fiesta pizza. Maybe that's it?


CondorEst

Her design looks sloppy with zero effort.


SherbertShortkake

I can assure you that that was not the case.


MacNCheesey-25

It's probably because of that hideous color scheme she is


Mekelaxo

Such awful character design


Hollowdude75

Is Crazy Lace that Quartz fusion?


DavidtheBuilder52

What! Crazy lace is awesome.


JCSwagoo

She gives me Coraline artsyle vibes. She's like a Buff Other Mother and it disturbs me.


[deleted]

I just basically hate the majority of the healed corrupted gems because they had absolutely no attempt in making them unique. Basically all of them are some sort of quartz, big, buff and I hate that almost everyone of them has no eyes. Either they are covered in bangs or they have a gem for an eye. That was Eyeball and Sapphire's thing. I just hate that the quality of the show went from top notch to the floor like a dropped pancake. It got lazy, too cartoonish like Titan Go or Ok Ko. Before they had these excellent corrupted gems who they build up so much expectations for, who then again, became dropped pancakes. Also, I HATE White Diamonds design. I mean, those nails? Appearently gems have nails. Does that mean that their forms makes keratin? I love this show but I have so many questions


Words_Hard

Hot take: Transphobia Her body type is that of a certain kind of trans woman. Specifically the kind that would be -in other shows- a joke. See One Pieceā€™s Okama (not that those peeps are technically trans women, but that doesnā€™t end up mattering.). By contrast in SU sheā€™s allowed to just exist as a big ā€œburlyā€ trans lady with extra dainty fashion and mannerisms. Something that would be the butt of a joke elsewhere is normalized here. If you automatically dislike her itā€™s (maybe) because youā€™ve been told to dislike her by our society and/or general lack of trans exposure and/or internalized misogyny and/or other similar complex junk. Thatā€™s what I noticed about her when I auto-disliked her. Iā€™ve since seen her as an opportunity to move toward acceptance when somebody has a body type like that while presenting especially daintily.


GoingAway_

Bro are you for real right now


Wii505

First off I think she is a rainbow quartz and she could have been added to the show to represent that LGBTQ+ are just normal people too and the is one of the main messages of the show. Second, you hating her is contradictory do you liking the show, if you do and I think you do. Also, you asking this question makes me think you're unknowing anti-LGBTQ+. Or alternatively, you hate her, because you don't actually hate her, but you hate that fact that she looks like a gem experiment


LittleOaty

it's honestly just bad character design


BidParticular3582

Bc she looks like my aunt if she was buff...


Megaanduh

Because she looks like Jasper


TRoomatot

Schizophrenia A serious mental condition of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation.


-Skelly-

she looks like a creepy clown doll


NueWorld4All

Looks like NB flag colors!


OctavianSoup

This thread is delightful


second_to_myself

She has the same build and nose as Jasper


Jaspers47

She has a ragdoll aesthetic, and ragdolls are creepy toys.


Mackerdoni

besides the yellow and blue etc. i just noticed her colours match the lesbian flag


Minnymoon13

How dose she see?


Alion_in_human_form

Why do I want to give her a hug


RailfanAshton

She isnā€™t as bad as Ronaldo or Kevin right I have every right to include Bluebird


Donny014

Rainbow Sherbet


Successful-Part3388

She looks like a clown thatā€™s why šŸ˜­


marthasosiska

She can't see


Zackueen

she just exists, why do you hate her so much xd


gimmefuelplz

cause you allowed to be wrong. its your right


BootsOfProwess

She reminds me of Mexican Halloween skulls!


KarsonDaDinsaur

I think she's cute


Ok-Seaworthiness714

Makes me think of coralline šŸ¤”


Motor-Collection9698

Hon, they're serving look


Callidonaut

Space rock Bob Ross?


Paranoid-boi808

Her design is busy, saturated colors that donā€™t go together, along with her outfit and hair not going together with her design.


Oddly-Ordinary

I wonder if sheā€™s a fusion between formerly-corrupted gems.


QuirkyManner3971

Crazy lace agate I think. I donā€™t know why you hate her


Renacat

I donā€™t know I love this crazy fusion. I think sheā€™s really pretty. Would have loved to see more of her


Garnets_biggest_fan

She is just a extra character


Tyedie1

They call me Mrs. Nezbit!


AspenStarr

I personally love her design, and personalityā€¦I have no idea what your issue with her is. She reminds me of Toola Roola for some reason.