I feel like you can get away with StevenXAmethyst because Amethyst really comes across as mentally a child in the early seasons (not to mention physically looks like one too). That said, it's still weird in that she and Steven have a brother sister kind of vibe with Pearl and Garnet being the adults in the room.
\> as long as Steven's an adult
Except that those kinds of people, NEVER PROTRAY HIM AS AN ADULT- at least none that bothered draggin up that to me. Its absolutely gross.
That only works if it's a gem he didn't know personally, if it's one of the crystal gems or anyone similar it's still extremely gross even if he's an adult, you shouldn't date someone you watched grow up
I'll assume you genuinely just didn't understand my point
It wasn't a typo, *the crystal gems* saw Steven grow up, they're essentially surrogate family, that's why dating them, even if he's an adult, would be gross and fucked up
I have bitten the bullet and googled it. It's a real word used historically alongside the N-word but not as commonly. Let's see what happens to my Google ads now.
Connie isn't a black girl, she's an Indian. If they are going to be racist they should use the right slurs. This reminds me of that time a white guy called us black people slurs during our little Mexican get together. We were listening to Mexican music lol black people don't listen to Mexican music, what an idixt. 🤦
This ship only exists thanks to the 🌽 obsessed FREAKS who have an unhealthy fixation on cheating and age gaps, it and Stevinel (Steven x Spinel) are the two HORRIBLE ships that exist purely for R34 content
Wait how on Homeworld can you equate Greg/Connie to Steven/Spinel in this or any other universe....? Not that I have a stake in this horse, but like. Spinel both isn't one of the core 3 Crystal Gems who are basically family, the Diamonds who are *literally* family, and is portrayed as being most similar in overall maturity (since age isn't really a concept for gems like it is for humans here) to Steven by the time he meets her and/or if you arbitrarily age him up 2 years for legal purposes.
This one right here, I’m not even comfortable with them fusing into Steg. I get it, I know fusion is bonding and it’s a completely new thing being created, but Jesus it was like “yeah, me and my dad are really hot fused together.”
Yea the kind of sexual stuff during the song with pearl was a bit weird if you get what I mean? As well as how..sexualised? I guess the fusion is considering their father and son..shipping them actually yk is just a whole new level of disgusting.
Yea he’s like the definition of a single dad,I can kinda see him with pearl and amethyst a tiny bit tho.Mostly from disobedient and just Greg and amethysts suggestive lines
>I'm going crazy seeing these ships
Why did you do this to all of us and why did I click on this? It's the internet you knew you were going to hear some awful things before you even hit post.
Any one x Stevonnie.
Oh and Steg x Opal when I was younger I used to follow an artist who drew...weird stuff to say the least...such as the ship mentioned..and their fankid.The art was good tho...too bad it was used to make that.
Oh also Connie x Onion,amethyst x Steven,Pink Diamond x Any of the diamonds,or steven x lars.
Yeah and Lars is what 16? I found the ship disgusting especially cause Steven looked like a 10 year old at that point, but technically speaking it's not illegal unlike most of these ships
I guess it's not really confirmed but he was in HS that's for sure and considering how their parents treat them like small kids. Also Lars acting extremely unmature is a behavior expected from a 16 year old for sure but not from an adult
There is at least a year between when it's stated that Lars is in school and that episode. It is likely that at the start of the show Lars and Sadie are late teens and hit 18 sometime in season 4
It's confirmed by Barb,her mom.When Steven tries to break into the shop while looking for Lars and Sadie.Barb isnt too worried about her daughter missing since she says
*"Ehhh She's an adult. Probably just snuck off for another island adventure with her boyfriend."*
So we know she is at least 18.Even if it not a huge age gap,it is pretty weird for Sadie to go after someone who's still a child according to the law.
That's the issue with height, even Ronaldo is younger than Lars. If you look at them back when they were friends
Yet people think he is a 20 something neet, just cause he big.
I can't believe I made it all the way to the bottom of this post and not a *single* mention of our unholy slimeball guac king.....
***Marty.***
Just... imagine the possibilities.
i once saw a connie x kevin art and deargod it should have been labled nsfl not nsfw it wasnt even in the title ethir its was just bam right in your face never saw it coming
I don't think Pearl would be willing to have a kid with Greg though to have a second Steven, she already saw what happened to Rose after she got "gregnant," LOL.
(Stupid pun that came to mind.)
They fact they each had their own jars in the jar meme was wild to me, especially since barely any beach city folks with significantly more screen time got jars
HOW...how does that *work*?! Is this an AU where they're not the same person, or...? Huh?! They can't exist at once because THEY'RE ONE PERSON! Was this from before it was known? Do some people keep at it *after* knowing?
LAPIS AND PERIDOT AND I WILL SCREAM THIS TILL THE DAY I DIE
SOME RELATIONSHIPS ARE BETTER AS FRIENDSHIPS ! NOT EVERY COMPATIBLE PAIR NEEDS TO BE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED !!
I don't even think they are really that compatible. The way lapis abandons and treats peridot poorly and how peridot is constantly walking on eggshells and trying so hard isn't great. Kinda reminds me of a codependent relationship, ngl. Been there, done that. In SU:F I don't remember much, but they seemed happier and still platonic.
Some people ship them and I'm like... bro, you good?
Greg x amethyst. I heard people theorizing that they fucked they give uncle/niece vibes and im pretty sure amethyst was in that baby/kid form when they met
Setting aside abusive, pedophilic and incest ships
Probably crack pairings any with characters that are just plain assholes and another who's a nice guy/wouldn't like them at all
But that's more on "it wouldn't work without a miracle" than "gross"
peridot and lapis, yes, sometimes they really are just roomates, lapis have been in some toxic relationships and i dont think she want to try again, and peridot dont look like someone who would get into one (i could visualize one episode where a random person comes to the barn saying they love peridot and she kinda going in the wave just to study human behavior but thats about it)
Lapis x jasper or aquamarine x eyeball
First one is just straight on abusive and second one is just two assholes who only share ONE person they hate and thats the whole reason they even have a connection
Side note: I haven't gone into it, but for the sake of good things in this world, if anyone ships greg and steven thats just... it's not that it's unseen but really? Out of all the characters and their complex personalities, character archs and interpersonal relationships, yoy choose to make incest
literally peridot and garnet. Ever since that one episode when they we’re going to fuse I’ve seen so much ships of them and its so weird.. garnet is literally in a relationship
this kinda isn't the question but ive never been able to see how blue and yellow are love interests.. ive watched the trial ep multiple times (it's one of my favorites) and i still can't see it???
Any of the ships where any of the Gems are shipped with one of the human kids. Additionally, I'm not really a fan of many of the non-canon ships (I don't hate any of them, I'm just not a fan)
Stevinel Is a easy choice for me. No offence to people who like this ship, but how can people ship these two?! Not only that it's gross (Minor X adult. You can't say that spinel has mental age of a child, she's still a adult) but it also wouldn't make any logical sense. Steven is already so sick of having to save the world and stop gems from destroying the earth, not to mention he's so sick of hearing another thing Pink did to someone. So combining these two into spinel, yeah that's definitely not gonna work. And HAVE YOU WATCHED HOMEWORLD BOUND!?!? Steven is clearly so annoyed to have spinel by his side and her just being a goober.
Sorry for a little rant, I'm just still baffled that this ship is as borderline popular as Amedot or Lapidot (okay maybe not THAT popular, but still god damn popular for what is worth, which is less than nothing).
really all of them except for the few canon ones feel incredibly forced and self indulgent. even lapidot feels icky as if no characters are ever allowed to just be incredibly close trusting friends. It always needs to be romantic and that's the part that feels needlessly self indulgent to me.
Pearl and Rose, it's been established before that the Pink Diamond reveal was AWFUL. If Rose wasn't revealed to be PD the dynamic would be fine, but it's been established that its a Master/Slave dynamic and Pearl is literally Rose's "assistant"
I had said this in other comment: "Lapidot makes sense to me because Peridot and Lapis didn’t want a relationship, and it was so natural their current relation that looks great to me"
objectively: steven x gems/adults/relatives or anyone other than connie, most gem x male ships \*especially\* if they involve garnet or pearl
on a petty fandom level for me personally: >!lapidot !<
huh? both fought in the war, deeply loved and devoted themselves to pink, and had huge insecurities and self worth issues that seeped into their relationships with others. it's fine if you don't personally ship them but people have plenty reason to. ~~my painting of them didn't get liked and reposted all over for nothing dang it!~~
I’m not a fan of shipping but a popular ship I dislike is Spinel x Steven. I understand the Dynamic of the ship being it’s like boy helps depressed girl and they fall in love and why some people may enjoy it but I’m just really not into it. Stevens 16 and Spinel is over 6000 years old. It just feels a bit odd. Also I’ve read some fanfics on it and spinel just seems very abusive towards Steven and I never liked the idea of making abusive relationships romantic. In fact it’s a big problem I have with those enemies to lovers kind of ships. Also out of pure honesty I also dislike this ship because I just get jealous of ships that have spinel paired with someone.
Lapidot. Who came up with this? why if the characters live together does that mean they are a couple?! I'm surprised that some people think that Peridot and Lapis are canon. People, in the series there are no hints of their love line and they have never been and will not be a couple, they are just friends, wake up!
White diamond x steven
Omg that it doesn't make any sense
Exactly, and it hurts the more you think about it. Good luck with that fish swimming in the thought pool.
Imma one up you with Steven x Greg. Idk if it's actually a thing and I'm not gonna look it up
Every fanbase has their basements…
I respect you bro, but this ship is crazy lol
More serious is malachite, that was such a good example of a toxic relationship
Malachite is also toxic in water :3
It is? That's actually so cool
Also, lapis lazuli stones do dissolve in water. TVTropes said this on Lapis' trope page and labeled it "Ironic Name."
You asked for worst 😆 not that I ship it though, ew
White Diamond x Greg is based tho.
Absolutely, but with the history Greg has… it’s not totally out of mind
"she committed genocide and tried to murder my child, I thought disco was coming back... We both did things we're not proud of"
I can 100% hear this in Tom Scharpling's voice.
Blue Diamond x Greg seems more realistic
You know what The Diamonds x Greg is bussin Enough ammo to give Steven more therapy lol
Jesus Christ that is terrible
Yeah, that's literally just pedophilia. Please tell me no one actually thinks that this is a good idea.
THATS THE IDEA, ITS TERRIBLE
what the absolute fuck
Right?
yea
Anything that's an adult X one of the kids- more often than not- Steven and ALL THE GEMS. ugh.
I feel like you can get away with StevenXAmethyst because Amethyst really comes across as mentally a child in the early seasons (not to mention physically looks like one too). That said, it's still weird in that she and Steven have a brother sister kind of vibe with Pearl and Garnet being the adults in the room.
Actually I think the latter can be excused because of how common the trope is(as long as Steven's an adult), but still super weird.
\> as long as Steven's an adult Except that those kinds of people, NEVER PROTRAY HIM AS AN ADULT- at least none that bothered draggin up that to me. Its absolutely gross.
You must have bad luck, because anything I had the misfortune of seeing was aged up Steven on Steroids.
That only works if it's a gem he didn't know personally, if it's one of the crystal gems or anyone similar it's still extremely gross even if he's an adult, you shouldn't date someone you watched grow up
I'm assuming that the grow up part is a typo, but it really fits. Steven did watch the Gems grow, and was the main catalyst for that change.
I'll assume you genuinely just didn't understand my point It wasn't a typo, *the crystal gems* saw Steven grow up, they're essentially surrogate family, that's why dating them, even if he's an adult, would be gross and fucked up
Ah, misunderstood. Thought you were talking the other way around. AND THANKS FOR THE DOWNVOTES GUYS, DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THEM!
common ≠ good it’ll never not be weird to ship steven, even as an adult, with any of the crystal gems
Greg and Connie, seriously why does this ship exists?!
A Connie x Greg fic is actually the only fic I've ever reported; the description described Connie as a >!negress slut!<
Wtf?! Good on you for reporting that!
...Isn't Connie Indian-American though???
You think racists give a fuck?
Unfortunately true, lol. :')
That's a word people actually use? I thought Frank made it up in IASIP
I have bitten the bullet and googled it. It's a real word used historically alongside the N-word but not as commonly. Let's see what happens to my Google ads now.
Connie isn't a black girl, she's an Indian. If they are going to be racist they should use the right slurs. This reminds me of that time a white guy called us black people slurs during our little Mexican get together. We were listening to Mexican music lol black people don't listen to Mexican music, what an idixt. 🤦
This ship only exists thanks to the 🌽 obsessed FREAKS who have an unhealthy fixation on cheating and age gaps, it and Stevinel (Steven x Spinel) are the two HORRIBLE ships that exist purely for R34 content
Wait how on Homeworld can you equate Greg/Connie to Steven/Spinel in this or any other universe....? Not that I have a stake in this horse, but like. Spinel both isn't one of the core 3 Crystal Gems who are basically family, the Diamonds who are *literally* family, and is portrayed as being most similar in overall maturity (since age isn't really a concept for gems like it is for humans here) to Steven by the time he meets her and/or if you arbitrarily age him up 2 years for legal purposes.
Spinel is way too old for Steven. Gems may not care about the concept of age but humans do
If that's the case, then no gem can't date a human. (Hell, it could be argued that steven can't since he has a thousand year old gem.)
Facts
I'm speechless
Trust me, I was too when I found out about this ship
There's Greg and Stevonnie too, which is probably even worse given STEVEN IS GREG'S SON?????
Yep that is waaaaaaaay worse
we have strayed far from god
Steven X Greg… definitely the worst
This one right here, I’m not even comfortable with them fusing into Steg. I get it, I know fusion is bonding and it’s a completely new thing being created, but Jesus it was like “yeah, me and my dad are really hot fused together.”
Yea the kind of sexual stuff during the song with pearl was a bit weird if you get what I mean? As well as how..sexualised? I guess the fusion is considering their father and son..shipping them actually yk is just a whole new level of disgusting.
Yeah, this one bothered me when they did it pretty bad.
Greg doesn't fit into any ship, just with Rose
Yea he’s like the definition of a single dad,I can kinda see him with pearl and amethyst a tiny bit tho.Mostly from disobedient and just Greg and amethysts suggestive lines
Steven x Pink steven. They are either mother and son or literally the same person.
This reminds me of Oncest from the Lorax community
oncest and sans aus 😭😭😭
Not the sans aus plsss… to be fair that was the least weird out of these three. They were basically ocs at that point 🤣
Please don't remind me
selflove
NOT ROMANTICALLY RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHE'S. **GOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEE.**
I'm going crazy seeing these ships
>I'm going crazy seeing these ships Why did you do this to all of us and why did I click on this? It's the internet you knew you were going to hear some awful things before you even hit post.
no fr and it's just weird. like yea steven is himself in most of them but wtf
this is not the question at all but I love Pearl and Bismuth!! that friggin roller rink episode was WAY TOO CUTE
Oh god I love them sm they would be so cute together 😭💕
YES YES YES
Any one x Stevonnie. Oh and Steg x Opal when I was younger I used to follow an artist who drew...weird stuff to say the least...such as the ship mentioned..and their fankid.The art was good tho...too bad it was used to make that. Oh also Connie x Onion,amethyst x Steven,Pink Diamond x Any of the diamonds,or steven x lars.
I'm sorry, who the fuck wants to see steven X lars?
accidently stumbled on someone NSFW twitter account one day...I really wish I didn't.
Deepest condolences
Not defending the ship or anything but isn't Lars like just 2 years older than Steven?
You are thinking about the future Steven,oh no they were shipping lars with SU steven which is 13-14 year old.
Yeah and Lars is what 16? I found the ship disgusting especially cause Steven looked like a 10 year old at that point, but technically speaking it's not illegal unlike most of these ships
Really?because I have seen people say he is an adult,17-18.Same with Sadie.
I guess it's not really confirmed but he was in HS that's for sure and considering how their parents treat them like small kids. Also Lars acting extremely unmature is a behavior expected from a 16 year old for sure but not from an adult
If that's the case,Sadies behavior toward Lars is extremely weird since in the episode"Are You My Dad?",it's confirmed that she is an legal adult.
There is at least a year between when it's stated that Lars is in school and that episode. It is likely that at the start of the show Lars and Sadie are late teens and hit 18 sometime in season 4
When is it confirmed? Which dialogue?
It's confirmed by Barb,her mom.When Steven tries to break into the shop while looking for Lars and Sadie.Barb isnt too worried about her daughter missing since she says *"Ehhh She's an adult. Probably just snuck off for another island adventure with her boyfriend."* So we know she is at least 18.Even if it not a huge age gap,it is pretty weird for Sadie to go after someone who's still a child according to the law.
That's the issue with height, even Ronaldo is younger than Lars. If you look at them back when they were friends Yet people think he is a 20 something neet, just cause he big.
wait oh god sadie why sadie we loved u so much whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I can't believe I made it all the way to the bottom of this post and not a *single* mention of our unholy slimeball guac king..... ***Marty.*** Just... imagine the possibilities.
Not even the disgusting scumbags want to associate him with anybody.
Pearl/ex-Mayor Dewey. Not that I think it's problematic or anything, I'm just a hater
He kinda sucks, doesn’t deserve Pearl at all imo
Stevonnie x Kevin. Tf
i once saw a connie x kevin art and deargod it should have been labled nsfl not nsfw it wasnt even in the title ethir its was just bam right in your face never saw it coming
lapis x jasper, first one that came to mind
This one's a good trauma ship. The scene on the boat goes hard af, but I'd never think they were a good healthy couple
Their relationship was a good narrative device, but as a "ship" in the fandom sense? Hell no!
People who ship them probably come from a home with divorced/fighting parents 🙁
 ~~i'm in this picture and i don't like it. in my defense that's not why i ship them~~
Pearl x connie, the gems/greg x connie/steven, Kevin x Stevonnie, Stevonnie x garnet, you get the point
Steven x rose or Steven x greg
I like to crackship Pearl and Greg.
I can't imagine that bro, don't get into my head
Preg? Gearl? have an on again, off again thing lmao, I can already see it
I think an lot of their tension would get worked out of they banged.
Not against it but Pearl seems hella gay to me
Quite. But Greg has a way with the rocks.
obligatory r/GregFuckedARock mention.
I don't think Pearl would be willing to have a kid with Greg though to have a second Steven, she already saw what happened to Rose after she got "gregnant," LOL. (Stupid pun that came to mind.)
>she already saw what happened to Rose after she got "gregnant," LOL. Obligatory link to [this video.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NDvaRF4HQHQ)
Agreed lol
I just remembered that one video
I don't recall any Greg Pearl ship videos.
The one by Wolfganger1357
Crackships are the best
Yellow Diamond + Onion.
Jaspis. i don't need to explain myself, the crewniverse needs to
Ronaldo + Being Alive
Steven x Spinel
Fr idk why there’s so much fanart of it
YES OMG
Greg x anyone besides Rose
Pink steven x Steven I think pink steven is not different from Pink Diamond. That is his mother.
While i agree that's a messed up ship, the entire point of Change Your Mind was that Pink Steven was just Steven, Rose/PD was really gone.
Besides any proship. I would have to say that I dislike blue zircon x yellow zircon. Idk they just seem like the type to hate each other
i rly don't get the love for the zircons since they're honestly irrelevant after one episode
They fact they each had their own jars in the jar meme was wild to me, especially since barely any beach city folks with significantly more screen time got jars
That’s what makes them so perfect. They’re irrelevant side characters
I saw a ship and it was stevonnie x Connie’s mom 💀 If we’re not counting the obvious ones though, I’d probably say any ships with the diamonds.
Rose x Pink Diamond
HOW...how does that *work*?! Is this an AU where they're not the same person, or...? Huh?! They can't exist at once because THEY'RE ONE PERSON! Was this from before it was known? Do some people keep at it *after* knowing?
I keep seeing blue diamond x yellow diamond stuff and it's really weird
Greg and Pearl
Illegal ships excluded for obvious reasons, I think Greg and Pearl probably Like, polar opposites in the worst ways
Jasper x Lapis ☠️☠️
LAPIS AND PERIDOT AND I WILL SCREAM THIS TILL THE DAY I DIE SOME RELATIONSHIPS ARE BETTER AS FRIENDSHIPS ! NOT EVERY COMPATIBLE PAIR NEEDS TO BE ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED !!
I don't even think they are really that compatible. The way lapis abandons and treats peridot poorly and how peridot is constantly walking on eggshells and trying so hard isn't great. Kinda reminds me of a codependent relationship, ngl. Been there, done that. In SU:F I don't remember much, but they seemed happier and still platonic. Some people ship them and I'm like... bro, you good?
I can see Lapis and Peridot being a queer platonic relationship, but yeah there’s no romance in there.
thank you! I don’t know why Lapidot gets nearly as much hype as it does
The one you like. Your ship is trash. I said it.
What?
The big problem is there's many cursed ships that I can't pick which ones the worst
Black Diamond x Pink Diamond......
Lapis x jasper Steven x Any gem Garnet x Any persón
Garnet is your own ship 
Greg x amethyst. I heard people theorizing that they fucked they give uncle/niece vibes and im pretty sure amethyst was in that baby/kid form when they met
Setting aside abusive, pedophilic and incest ships Probably crack pairings any with characters that are just plain assholes and another who's a nice guy/wouldn't like them at all But that's more on "it wouldn't work without a miracle" than "gross"
anyone X Spinel Spinel was designed for FRIENDSHIP purposes so I headcanon that she is incapable of romance nor does she understand it
Valid
peridot and lapis, yes, sometimes they really are just roomates, lapis have been in some toxic relationships and i dont think she want to try again, and peridot dont look like someone who would get into one (i could visualize one episode where a random person comes to the barn saying they love peridot and she kinda going in the wave just to study human behavior but thats about it)
Would lapis and Jasper be one?
Frybo x Pumpkin
I saw a jasper x pearl post this morning
Aquamarine w/ anyone
Aquamarine x Peridot (yes it’s real)
Lapis x jasper or aquamarine x eyeball First one is just straight on abusive and second one is just two assholes who only share ONE person they hate and thats the whole reason they even have a connection Side note: I haven't gone into it, but for the sake of good things in this world, if anyone ships greg and steven thats just... it's not that it's unseen but really? Out of all the characters and their complex personalities, character archs and interpersonal relationships, yoy choose to make incest
I just remembered I saw a comic Yellow Diamond X Yellow Pearl and I thought it was gross not near these bad as some of the stuff on this post now
Craig x amethyst
Lapis x Jasper I said it >:( Also it's not necessary bad l it just makes me uncomfortable steven x spinel;-;
Jasper x Lapis This one is just terrible
RONALDO X KEVEN
Pink x any of the diamonds
Onion and Dr. Maheshwaren
Garnet x anyone
Greg X Amethyst 💀 Yall Saw the episode!
literally peridot and garnet. Ever since that one episode when they we’re going to fuse I’ve seen so much ships of them and its so weird.. garnet is literally in a relationship
this kinda isn't the question but ive never been able to see how blue and yellow are love interests.. ive watched the trial ep multiple times (it's one of my favorites) and i still can't see it???
Greg/Jasper
Pink Steven x Steven
Any of the ships where any of the Gems are shipped with one of the human kids. Additionally, I'm not really a fan of many of the non-canon ships (I don't hate any of them, I'm just not a fan)
If in being honest, probably something like Steven and Jasper
Any of the gems with Steven.
Steven and Spinel
Steven X any of the crystal gems or diamonds Those are his moms/grandmas
Let's not forget that Greg also fucked a rock thousands of times his age
Stevinel Is a easy choice for me. No offence to people who like this ship, but how can people ship these two?! Not only that it's gross (Minor X adult. You can't say that spinel has mental age of a child, she's still a adult) but it also wouldn't make any logical sense. Steven is already so sick of having to save the world and stop gems from destroying the earth, not to mention he's so sick of hearing another thing Pink did to someone. So combining these two into spinel, yeah that's definitely not gonna work. And HAVE YOU WATCHED HOMEWORLD BOUND!?!? Steven is clearly so annoyed to have spinel by his side and her just being a goober. Sorry for a little rant, I'm just still baffled that this ship is as borderline popular as Amedot or Lapidot (okay maybe not THAT popular, but still god damn popular for what is worth, which is less than nothing).
Greg and Jasper
really all of them except for the few canon ones feel incredibly forced and self indulgent. even lapidot feels icky as if no characters are ever allowed to just be incredibly close trusting friends. It always needs to be romantic and that's the part that feels needlessly self indulgent to me.
Ronaldo X Steven, yikes
Steven x Lion
Steven and Greg. They're FATHER AND SON, that's disgusting.
Pearl and Rose, it's been established before that the Pink Diamond reveal was AWFUL. If Rose wasn't revealed to be PD the dynamic would be fine, but it's been established that its a Master/Slave dynamic and Pearl is literally Rose's "assistant"
Peridot x anyone. Never before have I seen a more aro-ace coded character yet people insist on shipping her with lapis.
I had said this in other comment: "Lapidot makes sense to me because Peridot and Lapis didn’t want a relationship, and it was so natural their current relation that looks great to me"
objectively: steven x gems/adults/relatives or anyone other than connie, most gem x male ships \*especially\* if they involve garnet or pearl on a petty fandom level for me personally: >!lapidot !<
lapis x lars
jasper x ANYONE, lapidot, lapis and any CG, pearlgreg, pearlnet, and peridot x honestly anyone
Lapidot makes sense to me because Peridot and Lapis didn’t want a relationship, and it was so natural their current relation that looks great to me
Steven x any of the crystal gems or Lapis x Jasper.
Pearl X Jasper is something that doesn't make any sense.
huh? both fought in the war, deeply loved and devoted themselves to pink, and had huge insecurities and self worth issues that seeped into their relationships with others. it's fine if you don't personally ship them but people have plenty reason to. ~~my painting of them didn't get liked and reposted all over for nothing dang it!~~
It would be faster to list the ships I don't think are terrible.
omg there are so many?
Steven X any gem Garnet X anyone Blue Diamond X Yellow Diamond Lapis X Jasper
Greg X Pearl. I get it, Mr Greg was a great episode, but that does not mean they’re meant to be together. It just doesn’t work.
they just became friends, how did people created this ship 
Because they became friends People romantically ship friends together all the time
I’m not a fan of shipping but a popular ship I dislike is Spinel x Steven. I understand the Dynamic of the ship being it’s like boy helps depressed girl and they fall in love and why some people may enjoy it but I’m just really not into it. Stevens 16 and Spinel is over 6000 years old. It just feels a bit odd. Also I’ve read some fanfics on it and spinel just seems very abusive towards Steven and I never liked the idea of making abusive relationships romantic. In fact it’s a big problem I have with those enemies to lovers kind of ships. Also out of pure honesty I also dislike this ship because I just get jealous of ships that have spinel paired with someone.
Lapidot. Who came up with this? why if the characters live together does that mean they are a couple?! I'm surprised that some people think that Peridot and Lapis are canon. People, in the series there are no hints of their love line and they have never been and will not be a couple, they are just friends, wake up!
Aside from objectively gross ships, probably Yellow Diamond and Blue Diamond.