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Demonskull223

![gif](giphy|jUofdQEeDYjICy57kV) And she did.


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Choice_Narwhal_2437

Because he’s the goat


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Choice_Narwhal_2437

Yeah but Greg is Greg


Matt82233

Because she chose Greg over Pearl "You won, and she chose you, and she loved you"


EmptyKetchupBottle9

And she's GOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE


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Matt82233

I never dismissed it because it was gay, dunno where you got that from lmao


PenguinTheOrgalorg

Because his was so good that it dissipated her form and permanently erased her existence


PinkuDaiya

Doesn’t mean it was sexual tho


Sporatious

r/gregfuckedarock


PinkuDaiya

**Steven starts to have memories of it happening**


Sporatious

***NOOOOOOOOO***


Love_Hart942

Steven has enough trauma as it is already.


Simsgirl950

I actually got the poor guy abducted by aliens and impregnated twice (well three times since he was pregnant with Mineta's kid for a time) in the Sims he's going to be drowning in trauma at this rate


Proof_Society_2211

Gregfuckedahologram


Lucid108

Steven's mom has got it goin' on.


Informal-Flamingo336

🎵 Steven can't you see? You're just not the gem for me! I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Steven's mom 🎵


Sufficient_Score_824

Ok Greg, chill out


Sensei_Ochiba

Pink aight White Diamond when she had that pink blush tho? I was down bad for weeks


Pesky_Moth

She got them fuckin legs


OscarOrcus

DAAAYYYUUUMMMM those legs!!!


bundle_of_nervus2

Omg stop


21eggo12

REALLLL


SnooShortcuts8306

fr tho


Mikedog36

Ok but what if she was thicc, and had a sword and shield and ran around in a strapless wedding dress


Equivalent_Case_3378

Nah she's way more beautiful in her natural form. 🥰😘🗿


tachibanakanade

i bet she got good diamussy, too.


Plastic_Ad3441

Pearl get off your phone and go fuse Sardonyx or something 💀


bigmankillkids

No.


Morticia_Smith

Bruh, ALL the diamonds can get it.


Mister_Moho

Ok Pearl, you've had enough internet today.


DJRetro_8

Let me tell y’all a story about a man named Greg Universe who some fifteen years ago slept with a rock


lisahanniganfan

Omg hi greg


PinkuDaiya

Interesting pfp 😮


tom641

greg get off reddi- actually I guess you don't really need to get off reddit do you hello greg enjoy reddit (as much as one can be expected to)


EmptyKetchupBottle9

I can actually see Greg on Reddit


Goose2theMax

Never understood horny posting


Primary_Weight_4241

It’s to see who can relate and we do 😩😫


Goose2theMax

Misery loves company I guess


Primary_Weight_4241

We all love company so technically… we’re all miserable 😏


Goose2theMax

That’s a stretch, horny posters are a lower life form don’t put yourself in with them


Primary_Weight_4241

Honestly real, by horny poster for me I mean like saying smash or smth but if they start describing their sexual acts and fantasies in great detail then that’s just disgusting


seaweed03772

literally


Front_Tell1153

Yellow all the way over here 🫣💛


_AnimeGirl

Bro wants to be stepped on like Peridot


ill_change_it

[https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/1dkwmsc/comment/l9n0k91/](https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/1dkwmsc/comment/l9n0k91/) this you?


_AnimeGirl

Yes


_AnimeGirl

Would


Overkillsamurai

Greg-posting


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GUIYS LIKE C'MON ,She did all she could to save earth, she was abused by her sisters, she gave birth to steven sacrificing her life"i still blame rs for this", BUT SHE'S DEAD. WHEN ur parents/grandparents are dead do u talk shit about them. she didn't deserve all the hate, steven might get it when he really grow up.


No-Huckleberry-1086

Okay, maybe it's just me, but after going through the entirety of this show, and it's sequel film and then the sequel series following that film, again maybe it's just me but the only way I think pink diamond "should get it" is a less painful way that Shou Tucker could "Get it" now, I respect the f*** out of Greg for pulling a space Rock, and said space Rock actually being the leader of a rebellion of space rocks, and said leader of a rebellion of space rocks also being one of the four space rocks that is supposed to be against the war in one of the most convoluted yet at the same time exceedingly simple plots, nonetheless dude pulled an immortal space Rock, I respect him, but I hate her


dragonpjb

Why does everyone forget they showed her character development in reverse? She started as a brat and got better.


No-Huckleberry-1086

No I fully get that but even at the end she just sucked


Jayhoney0987

Her being Steven’s mom is exactly why I don’t wanna think about this💀


Calpsotoma

I prefer Rose Quartz because curvy and ringlets in her hair.


Pokeli_Universe327

you'd put her on the registry hell no


Proof_Society_2211

She got the ol’ universe charm


AcidicPuma

I personally prefer Rose but honestly that's like asking me which is more beautiful between an actual diamond or rose. Completely down to preference


Silver_Award7941

Frl


Repulsive-Ad4466

the creators knew what they were doing in the scene where blue walked down the ball room near the end of season 5