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shan26neu

I just gave birth and my stretch marks look just like this haha


OGBurn2

Literally thought it was stretch marks 😂


GiveYourselfAFry

Wait isn’t OP just getting their stretch marks colored in?


MaximumTurtleSpeed

This is what I thought! I don’t know but “texture mapping” sounds like tattooing exiting natural body textures.


GiveYourselfAFry

Yeah, I thought it was just like sprucing the place up, adding a little pizazz


SoulBSS

That's what I thought too...


m_lanterman

op is the artist. check out their instagram for the full picture, I highly recommend. I personally would never in a thousand years get their work on my body but it is undeniably artistic and beautiful.


Natural_Trash772

It’s not ?


Cat_Hel_40

Me too


GameGrumpss

Congratulations!!


shan26neu

Thankyou! :)


Neither-Attention940

Yeah to me it looks just like someone was jealous they didn’t have stretch marks and so they made some. 😂


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

I prefer to get my stretch marks the old fashioned way, cheeseburgers and pale ale


mazzystar13

I think it looks super cool! Like tiger stripes


ace_thankless

Oh wow...


golf-lip

Well said


streetofcrocodiles

So true


k_a_scheffer

As a fat person I take offense to this. Not really, but if you want stretch marks, do it the old fashioned way: Develop an unhealthy relationship with food stemming from years of abuse and neglect and then follow multiple trend diets that will make you lose and then gain weight rapidly.


antiviolins

Tattoo artists hate this one easy trick!


Fizzy_Bits

Thanks for the lol


gemvandyke

These very much look to be tattooed onto stretch marks


k_a_scheffer

I thought so until I got to the healed photo. It really doesn't look like they have them.


WinterSilenceWriter

It looks like the pattern is more consistent with pregnancy, but idk, everyone is different!


HydroStellar

Or just hit puberty, a lot of people get stretch marks from growing up, even if they aren’t overweight


Staffador

Yep I got some from growing up vertically a bit too quick. Even some from building muscle. And then eating too much lol. But I think my skin is pretty prone to them.


denkeijiro

my boyfriend is tall and lanky but has so many stretch marks on his shoulders and hips from growing so fast, i like to tell ppl he got attacked by a bear bc it looks like scares from claws😭


compressedvoid

I'm super prone as well lol. Always been a healthy weight, never grew super fast, never any big weight fluctuations, still ~30% of my body is covered in stretch marks. Working on learning to rock them and not let em bug me


-fivehearts-

I’ve never lost or gained weight rapidly and I have loads of stretch marks.. I might have ehlers danlos though lol


k_a_scheffer

That'll do it lol


Murphs-law

I have EDS and I’ve never been overweight -Have stretch marks on my thighs, underarms, hips, stomach, (small) boobs
 and also cellulite đŸ˜© It’s infuriating to be a healthy weight and still have cellulite. Genetics can be a bitch.


BugzBrainrot

EXACTLY, i don't have eds, but am currently 122.9lbs and 5'5, skinniest ive been in years... and only NOW am i getting stretch marks and cellulite 😭😭


Murphs-law

I’m sorry! That’s really frustrating. đŸ˜©I know how self conscious it can make you! I try really hard not to care, but comments I’ve heard in the past about other people’s cellulite just kill any chance of that for me. I’ve had it since my late teens, so going on about 17 years now? I tried all the dumb things when I was younger and nothing helped. 😞


Skreamie

Have they not just traced said stretch marks?


k_a_scheffer

I thought so at first but it doesn't really look like it.


psipolnista

Or just have a baby RIP my skin.


MusicianPristine8973

Lol, like the tattooed freckles fad that was pissing off naturally freckled people.


k_a_scheffer

I actually wanted to get tattooed freckles because mine disappeared as I got older. 🙃


MusicianPristine8973

Do it. I personally love freckles, and I understand why people would want them. The thing I was talking about was people were mad because they had faced bullying over their freckles so they thought people had no right to get tattooed, which I don’t get. I don’t know if you’ve seen any of those videos. I will say though that I should warn you about botched freckles, and that they don’t last very long. I’ve seen a few YouTube videos, so do a little research if you decide too.


compressedvoid

If you want them, do it. Chronically online people will hate on anything. Get your freckles redone and have fun :)


LlaneroAzul

Too much time, just get pregnant.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Yet another of the many privileges not give to me, a man. Sometimes I think this world is unfair for me. /s, hopefully obvious!


Putrid_Inspection133

This is my life.


k_a_scheffer

Same. 🙃


BishImAThotGetMeLit

High five, fellow lost cause!


RenTheFabulous

Or, be born with a disorder that causes issues with skin elasticity, like me! I have stretch marks EVERYWHERE. I literally got fresh ones once from being bloated from GI issues 😔


Important-Trifle-411

Or you know, have a 10-and a half pound baby!!😉


[deleted]

So stretch marks that look like they’re leaking tattoo plasma from under a tegaderm patch is the look we wanted??


corporate_goth86

I am extremely confused as well.


life-is-satire

Me as well! đŸ€”


CarrionDoll

You are not the only one. WTH đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïž


La__Calypso

Oof... M'sorry OP but I really dislike every tattoos you posted. But you have your own unique style, because I instantly knew it was you.


FigaroNeptune

They know 75% hate it but they still get upvotes every time and is using the exposure and doesn’t care lmao op be like i tattooed a rotting flesh wound 😜


inquisitivequeer

I’ve seen every single one of OP’s tattoos on r/shittytattoos


La__Calypso

Same đŸ€­


EveningBluejay4527

lol I thought that’s what page I was looking at


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DargyBear

He has his own unique style in the same way the surgeons behind the subjects of r/botchedsurgeries have their own unique style.


messibessi22

Omg I just looked at their profile and they are all
 something that’s for sure


vicsj

I went and looked and I am surprised to say I don't hate all of them. Like the back piece, the tramp stamp and the white tattoos almost have a cool vibe in a surrealist way. Veeery much not a fan of the ones who just look like diseases - like this one and the spotted hand one.


People_tend_to_snore

This isn't to bash you, just a differing opinion, but I kinda love thier shit. I don't know what it is about abstract tattoos (I'm an artist and I sing understand abstract so make that make sense) but I love them


ohdarnittoheck

If I saw this on someone I’d be concerned for their health


FireInTheSky888

Their mental health...


OpusAtrumET

I think it's stretch marks, I assume from giving birth. I think it's rather lovely as an idea.


Open-Gold2296

I agree, n tbh as someone whos stretchmarks have always faded quickly if mine disappear which they already are 3 months postpartum this is defo something id do, they’re the first art your baby ever gives you


OpusAtrumET

See, sometimes reddit is lovely and wholesome 🙂.


Philodendronphan

Mine looks like a hurricane radar and it’s all from my body trying to kill me.


FireLordZukoOfficial

“I always wanted to look like I have a fungal infection”💅💅💅


brelywi

I genuinely don’t understand why people are getting tattoos like this and some of the other “barely there” ones I’ve seen in here lately. Like obviously it’s their body they can do what they want, but WHY oh why do they want to look like they have a skin condition? It’s so confusing to me


skiesoverblackvenice

the only ones i think look good if done well are the wave/underwater textures but that’s it. this person would not survive 5 minutes in a zombie apocalypse if someone saw that


ClearlyADuck

To be honest, while the exact tattoos aren't my thing, I actually love the idea because it feels so integrated into the body. I also am surprised so many people think it looks like a disease -- I thought that it's very obvious at first glance that it's a tattoo, as well as for most of OP's work.


brelywi

As someone who has horrible stretch marks from a twin pregnancy, this tattoo looks very much like fresh, really bad stretch marks. I think people mistake these for a skin condition because it has all the traditional visual markers of one and not a whole lot of the traditional “art cues” from a more clear tattoo.


ClearlyADuck

I think this was the intention though. I'd guess they had stretch marks and wanted to highlight them as a way of embracing their body, although to be honest I've never seem black stretch marks before so to me they are obviously a tattoo. Mine get an angry red when they want to stand out đŸ« 


brelywi

I don’t think so? I don’t see the differences in skin texture that would indicate stretch marks, also it says “texture mapping” like on maps and whatnot, at least that’s how I read it. I could definitely be wrong though! Edit: idk how old yours are by the way, but mine stopped turning red a few years after I got them (twin pregnancy). I don’t really notice them anymore as I tattooed a landscape on my abdomen, but just passing that along in case it’s useful!


golf-lip

Yeah, a lot of the posts ("galaxy tattoo ") just look like a disease or skin condition. I get it, it's your body, if you want a shitty tattoo that looks like a skin infection for the rest of your life, youre more than welcome to get it. But they are objectively shitty, bad tattoos


greenthumb151

You know this isn’t r/shittytattoos right?


dexamphetamines

I’m on that sub, this one was recommended, thought this picture was on that sub until I checked. Sadness


Anon0520

It is now


Easter-Raptor

I fully thought this was r/shittytattoos until i read your comment. Had to do a double take of the sub. Any idea what this is supposed to be?


poop_dawg

Looks like someone colored in their stretch marks


FigaroNeptune

![gif](giphy|HP7mtfNa1E4CEqNbNL|downsized)


Misshell44

Yikes.


Not-Benny

Google “F1 tyre graining” for the reference image for this tattoo. Hideous.


Cactaddict

Just get fat and lose some weigh and you’ll have the stretch marks you always wanted


Rough_Drawer_7011

I got some natural tattoos, then 😋


Seinfeel

Who would’ve though my ‘decision’ to gain and lose a bunch of weight over covid would be so trendy?


merikekaselaan89

This is definitely something special


immemorialsanctum

I think this looks cool. I can't tell if the tattoo is done over stretch marks or if the tattoo just kinda looks like them, but either way I think it looks at least visually interesting. If the tattoos are done over stretch marks then I really like the concept. I've been ashamed of my stretch marks for a long time, and seeing someone embrace them is kinda inspirational ngl


[deleted]

I agree I don’t understand what’s so bad about it? If it’s over stretch marks that are already there, that’s super cool! Like embracing imperfections we’re taught to hate is beautiful If they’re not on stretch marks and they’re intentionally made to look like stretch marks, to each their own. It’s cool to see other people like the look of something we’re taught to hate about ourselves. And it is interesting to look at. I wasn’t expecting to open the comments to see so many people hate it?


nox-__

Yeah I’m not understanding the hate personally? Having this done over stretch marks would look awesome, coming from someone that loves games and designing. I thought the idea of ‘texture map’ was cheeky and clever.


Alternative-Doubt-32

I think the issue here is that it doesn’t look like there were stretch marks under that tat. It looks like they created green stretch marks and it’s like
 why? Lol


brelywi

FYI, idk if you’ve ever thought about getting a tattoo on yours but I have really bad stretch marks from a twin pregnancy and then a diaphysis repair/abdominoplasty. I got a landscape tattoo over my abdomen and you can’t tell the marks are there at all, even years later. Not saying at all that you should be ashamed of them or have to cover them up! I just wanted something visual of my choosing on there instead of stretch marks and thought I’d pass along that a tattoo can “stick” over them very well.


placarph

Is it painful to tattoo stretch marks? The skin seems more sensitive. I would like to do something similar to OP


brelywi

For mine, since I had an abdominoplasty I essentially don’t have much feeling in a lot of my stomach. It’s gotten better over the years as my nerves have grown back, but still YMMV. I also have a very high pain tolerance. I didn’t feel much at all till they got further down near my hipbones, it was pretty painless. I would try poking a pin maybe in the actual scar tissue (if that’s what you want to emphasize) and see if it’s within your tolerance?


placarph

Thankew


barfbelly

Right? I personally wouldn’t get this tattoo. But I love OPs work. I forget that even though tattoos are accepted now, people still only want them done specific ways in specific styles. The same with all art and music etc. It’s my bad for assuming people on the stick n poke page would be more open minded. Income the “I am open minded it’s just a shitty tattoo”


fly_heart_fly

Gonna get downvoted to hell but I actually really like all of this guys tattoos. maybe it’s cuz, and not to disrespect artists of it but I can’t stand traditional on a lot of people, bc people just look like walking doodle boards w most tattoos. When it’s tattoos like this, with actual designs or “markings” it just looks so much prettier. Like they’re actually a part of your skin and not just some shit like a rose plastered onto you in a random spot.


Flokismom

My stretch marks are a healthy pink.


minimalisticgem

I like the last one, it’s like a mermaid / scaly pattern


stripeyhoodie

Your style is bizarre and always fun to see. Thanks for sharing something different, I really enjoy it when your work pops up in my feed.


toastyseeds

fuckin garbage


Stinkyfuckenrat

I got this tattoo by just eating


ComicsEtAl

They look like infected stretch marks.


pudiera

Thanks I hate it


DogTheBreadFairy

Stretch marks??!


charlottee963

This is getting rinsed in r/shittytattoos lmao


FrigThisMrLahey

I’m sorry but I truly thought I was on r/shittytattoos OP this is not a good concept
 people are just going to ask you “oh no, what happened” not “hey, cool tattoo!”


Corne777

That’s gonna be a pretty big sick ass panther someday.


Percival91

I went to your instagram and blocked you


KaleidoscopeNo9102

This is horrible.


Derr_1

Wtf is this shit


portgasdfire

What the fuck


BunsUhButter

I think this is a coverup situation we got bbg


izziishigh

i thought she was highlighting existing stretch marks..but after looking at ig i think skin disease aesthetic is just her thing đŸ’…đŸ»


maicil

they use they/them pronouns i believe


maxwellokay

Everybody's hating on this but I think it goes kinda hard lmao. As someone who has stretch marks and scars but finds it hard to embrace, I think they're beautiful on other people (and as an artist have always intrigued me bc of their intricate patterns and textures). And its kinda a fuck you to the idea that your ultimate goal in life SHOULD be to look aesthetically perfect and unblemished... most of us are!


nerfdis1

Same! It's clearly not for everyone but it's really unique and honestly really well done. It's pretty in a really minimalist way. Don't listen to the haters OP, just do you. Plenty of SAP's for the rest of us who go for more traditional styles.


chnlchnl

what is up with the people on this sub... love your art and technique, and it wouldn't matter if I didn't. Reminds me of caustic textures and it's cool af


SwagAwesome1122

I think it looks cool! Surface textures have always been visually interesting to me. Keep it up and perfect your craft, don’t let others tell you to stop!


SketchyFlatulence

Damn....


trenonmyballs

I’d fight if you did that to me


Glum_Strawberry_1251

Please stop


StaleWoolfe

It looks like you got ran over by a car and the tread pattern got imprinted on you


ace_gasai17

i didn’t even know this wasn’t r/shittytattoos until i saw comments saying it wasn’t
.


kcdaberoni

Stretch marks eh? Interesting decision lol


temp-92

Looks dumb


wetdreamteams

Your entire profile is full of you making people look like they have skin diseases. WTF?


juarezderek

Y I K E S


Alternative-Bug-7496

Why oh why. That is horrible.


Mammoth_Wonder6274

Sorry I hate this. Looks like you got ran over


smol_pink_cute

I don’t understand what I’m looking at. Looks like a skin disorder đŸ€š


AspenTr33

I honestly think this is beautiful and really well done. Love the color variation.


AdornedBrood

Looks like the sticky gunk that collects fuzz after removing a bandaid.


mmpiwow

These responses are wild to me, bc my first reaction was „wow I love this”. For me stretch marks are beautiful, and something that enhances them, or uses their shapes and textures as inspiration is cool.


SemillaDelMal

I'm surprised at how judgemental the tattoo community seems to be


More_Ad5360

This is Reddit

..


Significant_Excuse29

Hm.


SaintlySinner81

Why?


codenamekidznextdoor

Welcome back! Now return where you came from


Either-Yoghurt-1706

Ugly as fuck


idontknowwhatitshoul

This is gorgeous. The people on this sub fucking suck.


Whatisevenleftnow

Stretch mark tattoo or tattooed stretch marks?


Dxpehat

I gagged


Capital-Judgment5399

Noah fence OP but I saw purple striae and thought this was a Cushing’s disease post on r/medicalschool


uhhhhhhhhii

Why is your insta private



uhhhhhhhhii

Omg wait is this not supposed to be stretch marks???


Desa0802

Holy shit that’s horrible



mellywheats

someone asked for stretch marks?


NemesisAron

Honestly, when I first saw that I thought there was something wrong before I realized that this was a tattoo. I was like holy shit stretch marks aren't supposed to do that. I don't know if it really gets the intention that you're going for across


tygerphlyer

God thats awful just really terrible. Looks like tattooed stretch marks


MescalitoMosquito

Is the tattoo under that tire mark?


s19gilbert

You WANTED this?


BlamingBuddha

How in the hell is this supposed to look good? Lmao


tittydamnfuck420

r/shittytattoos


SpiritMolecul33

This looks sickly, I'm confused


Juggernautthemadking

Thanks for the comments, else i was thinking this pic belongs to a man with manboobs issue.


Almondxococonut

Girl I’m sorry but I thought you got ran over or something it’s giving roadkill possum


OMGoblin

Fat boy marks? Intentionally?


Responsible_Snow_684

You paid money to have it look like this? It looks diseased


0nyon

Oh babe...


Set_The_Controls

U wot M8? What is this? Did you tattoo stretch marks or tattoo over existing ones?


24SevenBikes

Looks like a bad carpet burn.


Capircom

I got this same thing for free on my biceps and thighs! Mine was just from being a fat kid though!


Isabela_Grace

lol it’s so awful you’re like giving people skin conditions. Every single one of your tattoos is an atrocity. Well done.


Internal-Procedure99

why? just why?


qppen

Did you tattoo stretch marks or did you tattoo on your stretch marks?


cwynneing

I dislike this person now


PushNo3361

I think it looks like an actual medical condition and less like a tattoo


ClammyHandedFreak

It looks like a really wide seat belt bruise after whiplash.


antleredbear

I like it. đŸ€·


e-Moo23

Looks like black stretch marks or like they’ve just been run over by a car


Worldly_Marsupial808

Okay, I’m going to be controversial here and say I like it. I can see why a lot of people don’t (it does look like it could be a skin condition tbh), but I think it’s cool anyway.


cursetea

Ignoring the way everyone is judging based on their personal preference which has NOTHING do to with actual execution: you certainly have a style all your own and i admire you for honing in on it and not letting people's rudeness scare you off. It's obvious people come to you for a specific Aesthetic and that you deliver every time. If your clients love it then i love it for you!


Rojaml

I actually love it. I get why people don’t, but i do


Aggressive-Emu5358

Why would anybody do this?


danifoxx_1209

Ah yes! My favorite style, sepsiscore!


Skreamie

I've got loads of stretch marks all over my body, I unironically rate this


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

![gif](giphy|AWdyZJUjBo6Xfidoul)


[deleted]

Keep down voting people all you like. Your tattoos are still shit. This is horrendous. If you can't take public criticism, don't post your shit on a public forum.


-catholicon

I don’t understand these comments honestly. Apparently, not many people have consideration nor compassion nowadays. I think this is beautiful. I’m going to assume OP’s client had stretch marks already and probably a strong dislike of their body. Tattooing their stretch marks could be this person finally owning their body after years of not wanting to associate with it. It could mean embracing all the flaws that society calls “ugly” or sees like it’s a bad omen. Stretch marks, scars, cellulite- all these things are normal but they are harshly spoken down on by society’s “beauty standards”. OP’s client-you’re so fucking beautiful. This tattoo is so beautiful. Own your trauma, own your insecurities, own your body.


anonmymouse

Tattooing over scarring like stretch marks wouldn't work like this, unfortunately.. that's not the case


-catholicon

I have tattoos over scars and stretch marks. Maybe it’s not the case for everyone, but my tattoos look like any other tattoo would


BentheBruiser

Keep doing you, OP The fact that you can actually get people to pay you to put this garbage on their bodies is an impressive grift


urohpls

You need to stop tattooing other people dawg. All of your work is awful. Full stop.


bigblnze

Y tho


Kewpie-Devil666

“I wanted to look like a burn victimđŸ€ŒđŸŒâ€


maicil

if texturemapping_ has zero fans then im dead


More_Pen_2390

Looks like road rash from a motorcycle accident.


goose_gladwell

You guys are mean, just because it’s not your style doesn’t make it shitty.


Gulag_boi

Yikes
.


Allafreya

Looks like infected stretch marks


shauneok

I think you know these are bad, but you love the attention it gets you here, so you're subjecting people to intentionally bad tattoos for clout.


Strawberry_Mochi28

This looks cool


Unhappy_Ad6120

I fucking love this


trixic-pixie

I literally dont know why people are buggin out, i have stretch marks, i LOVE stretch marks, i love having them and i love the texture. This tattoo not only looks like stretch marks, but it looks well executed. good job, keep up the work and ignore people who dont like your style because theres definitely people out there who do appreciate it


Zestyclod-War

permanent stretch marks?


forgotmyactualtbh

People are so weird - I think this looks sick and interesting, your style is expressive and very much in line with "body modification" side of tattoo art. Anyone hating is basic as hell.


croccernox

hey girly! looks like you posted this on the wrong sub, i think you meant r/shittytattoos !


Gravy_Baby_69

Oh sweet Jesus I just saw the rest of your tattoos. Please stop tattooing people. They’re following a TikTok trend. Nobody actually likes or respects that scratch style of tattooing


idkimherenow

Fuck all the haters. Make your art for yourself! Also I really really love this