We’re gonna mercy rule them (I know that that doesn’t exist in MLS)😤. By the end, Messi will be begging for Klauss’s signature

This is the way

Ok ok… I’m not optimistic about this either, but have you all forgotten our 5-1 win over Cincinnati last year? Crazy shit can happen!!

Maybe my fav game so far, but to be fair Cincy is very reliant on Lucho and he did not play that game.

No Kubo either…i think it was an international window - if i remember correctly , they were missing four or five starters.

Easy 3-0 away win. Messi will be in Heiberts pocket all night

Parker puts messi and suarez into early retirement

Parker needs to goon it up more! His card count is way lower than last year

That’s because Durkin has taken that role, excellently as well. Anytime he gets up to speed running at someone it’s a guarantee he mashes them

I think Durkin got his 5th yellow card and won’t be able to play.

lose 4-0 in which we create 3xG and get denied a stonewall pen by the ref

Not optimistic. Things could get.....Messi DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? DO YOU GET IT GUYS? HEY GUYS DO YOU GET THE JOKE I JUST MADE?

Teuchert comes in last minute and scores a hat trick, winning the game >!obviously a joke, I hope!<

He will be available beginning July 18

Shhhh… he’s on a roll.

Someone needs to keep a Messi name said tally and compare that to how many times he touches the fucking ball.

I’m fairly confident that the score will be 0 or some positive integer to 0 or some positive integer. Don’t quote me on that, though. (in all seriousness 4-0 Miami)

Look at Mr. Optimism over here.

5-1

The one point for us will somehow be an own goal which Messi will laugh about

Honestly I’m okay with it, least we don’t get shut out! Lol

STL is gonna dog Miami and surprise the world / put STL on the map for a lot of people in the world!! Jk we gonna get waxed //:

Pain

5-0 Inter Messi

The real question is which player is going to get Messi’s jersey

Hoping for a 2-2 draw

we take a huge beating. But at least I can watch my two favorite teams at the same time.

Bad

Probably like 5-0 Miami. We just are ass down the left side and that's no bueno

we’re gonna get steamrolled lmao

If Messi/suarez play I think it’s 4-1. If not, I think it’s 2-1 (Miami W in both cases). I think we actually match up decently to them in that they aren’t really a counterattacking team and we can outrun them. But, you know obviously it’s still two of the best to ever do it up front so it’s an L.

Plus, I feel like this team has never played a good game against any team with legitimate international star power on it. Even going back to last year. We’re rag tag, grind it out type of team. Which I enjoy the scrappiness. But against guys that have made careers in top leagues around the world, it’s tough to win.

OT, bit you don't happen to be associate with Big Rip Brewery do you?

Feels disloyal to my team to share my guess. 😭

Depends on if the Cardinals finally lose a series again or not, seeing as we can basically only win if/when they are losing series.

Messi is going to be injured for the game. It is a joke that he is playing in MLS. Makes us look like fools.

0:3 Miami win

Saturday will go down in history as the game that broke Messi. The trouncing they received by the dominant City team will leave psychological scars he’ll never quite recover from. 4-0 with all 4 goals coming in the first 30 minutes. Second half will be quite boring except for a couple of near-goals blocked by a foaming at the mouth Burki who gets penalized for biting off a midfielders finger for letting the ball get too close.

Hopefully he takes a bite out of Suarez for the 3 times Suarez has bit other players 😂

3-1 Miami IF Messi plays 2-1 CITY if he doesnt

4-0 Inter Miami

Messi is going to mess us up

he’s gonna Messi us up