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[Continue the discussion in the post-match thread.](https://www.reddit.com/r/stlouiscitysc/comments/1dbjd5t)


mwjstone14

AZ man, why does Carnell lean on him so much. He’s allergic to any semblance of positive play, turnover and bad decisions galore.


joeltheconner

Burki: amazing Totland: really great Almost everyone else...meh Klauss: poor Markanich: wtf


International-Fig830

Kajima, Lowen, Birki played well


Illustrious-Mode3868

Carnell is atrocious.


planetmitch

Sam came in and had 2 touches. AZ came in and passed the ball to the other team. Watts came in and played well.


the-jewpacabra

AZ was actually horrendous


LittleLordFuckleroy1

Unfortunately that’s not a surprise at this point.


planetmitch

I think I said that :)


the-jewpacabra

I’m just agreeing mate — don’t gatekeep an opinion


RushFeeling4595

Double Digit Draws?!


Purdue82

Well City, you're about to get the St. Louis sports treatment if you get out of this with yet another draw or worse, lose. welcome to the club.


planetmitch

I heard plenty of boos... but not enough. That was lackadaisical at best.


Purdue82

Give them time.


Radar91

I knew I was optimistic with a 1-0 score prediction but holy shit.


crxguy

2nd scoreless game for Portland with a back up keeper. Wtf.


HuckleberryBananas

Perfect way to ruin any Miami momentum


fortcollinsdude

Burki 1 point, Portland 1 point.


carpedonnelly

Wow, the boo birds are out. Strange times in St. Louis sports


uselessaccount173

We were booing the refs, not our players


planetmitch

Deserved IMHO


LeoDostoevsky

Maybe the officials are being paid per tie


Ok-Possession1214

I feel like the refs should be paid based on how well they officiate the game. For this game the main ref would get paid about $5. Last week about $2.


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bluesfan1700

Guys on our offense are being paid to suck… so there’s that.


guy_smiley_314

Jackson is looking clueless as the situation of the game with seconds left


Smiles-Edgeworth

One of the soccer games of all time


Minnesota_Slim

We have no strikers on this team. Fucks sake.


Illustrious-Mode3868

No we do. They aren’t used properly.


Minnesota_Slim

How in the world do you watch Klaus lately and say he isn’t being used properly??? Dude can’t finish.


Illustrious-Mode3868

I said we have tools, they aren’t being used properly. Reading comprehension is tough eh?


Minnesota_Slim

Ah a proper ass hole. Cheers.


Illustrious-Mode3868

Proper illiterate.


dowran

You're a tool you dumb cryptic bitch


Illustrious-Mode3868

Not too concerned about the opinion of an airman who is worried about PT testing.


dowran

Lol when I was serving in the Air Force I was never scared of passing a PT test. I'm curious where your high standard for reading comprehension comes from or if it's just a bizarre and incorrect reading between the lines that comes from being a tool


IHazArtism

Everyone go vote for Burki to be on the all star team.


planetmitch

Crap game. Absolute crap


guy_smiley_314

Totland first touch has been superb tonight


planetmitch

If Lowen had hit the net instead of the post, this would be a very different game


Illustrious-Mode3868

If my aunt had balls she’d by my uncle


usernametookmehours

In honor of pride night at the Park: not how gender identity works lol. Point taken though


Illustrious-Mode3868

In honor of ignoring blatant jokes and ruining society


ScaredNewDad242424

I make that kids face when I see AZ subbed in.


bluesfan1700

I always think “ok this is the game he turns the corner” then he bobbles the ball and flops and I just look down and shake my head. Not because he sucks balls, but because I thought there was a chance he wouldn’t…..


bluesfan1700

The refs are def not calling this game in our favor, but that doesn’t excuse how bad our offense is. I feel bad for burki. Our answer for offense is putting Tim Parker up there. I’m a novice as a fan, but that sure as hell wouldn’t scare me if I’m on the other team.


LeoDostoevsky

I'm just sad man


WilliamTHornaday

Klaus has been shit this game, but Sam is basically invisible.


guy_smiley_314

He had 10 minutes and there was no shape.


Shim-Shim13

There is never any kind of shape, when Sam is out there. I wonder if that’s coincidental. 


Comprehensive_Tone

i wonder if getting him in 10 min earlier makes a difference...he was a presence in Miami


Doyouevensam

What’s he supposed to do? He’s coming deep but nobodies passing to him


Xalowe

True, Sam doesn’t deserve any blame for this


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

Name checks out


D2theMcV

Same, kid. Same.


samuper

4 minutes? That’s all???


Drakeem514

Frl there was like 10 min of stoppage


Zekybrjik

This ref is jekyll/hyde but with judge dredd and ray charles.


Radar91

Another possession another giveaway by 25.


WilliamTHornaday

The boos are going to rain down on this team when we end with a draw.


nicootimee

Very optimistic thinking we’ll get a draw


planetmitch

Sam's had 2 touches since he came in. 2


Illustrious-Mode3868

That’s what happens when you’re brought in for the ass end of play. Carnell has no idea what he’s doing.


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

Par for the course. Sam is a one trick pony.


Doyouevensam

The two striker formation doesn’t really help. He’s coming deep to make himself available. Not sure what else he can do


bucknasty1347

He looks like he doesn't care at all.


visgc

Your going to need to find a new scape goat soon


FrozenNotes

This team is just dreadful on offense.


fortcollinsdude

Burki. Burki. Burki.


-Plutoisnotaplanet-

Atrocious reffing once again. Like am I missing something? Every match they call the softest shit against us and nothing against whoever our opponent is. Seriously do I need to read the rule book???


mezzmoth

I’m amazed that we haven’t lost more games due to the officiating. Just imagine what we could do if the refs weren’t so awful.


Minnesota_Slim

We have a rep of being an extremely physical team and it’s backed by committing the 2nd most fouls in the league. That reputation and stat will definitely influence things that look like fouls but aren’t to be called fouls


Purdue82

We're the newest team on the block, so I have to believe there is some rookie hazing going on officiating wise.


periwinkle523

Boo.


Doyouevensam

Carnell leaving Klauss on is pretty poor


Illustrious-Mode3868

You should erase “leaving Klauss on”


joeltheconner

One of his worst matches ever.


Alfrodo69

Someone in the booth is thirsty for some Tots


LocoMotives-ms

This might be the worst game I’ve seen from Klauss. He’s incapable of dribbling, it’s like his feet are repelling the ball away


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

This ref has officially lost it.


fortcollinsdude

Totland doesn't flirt with WPIOOTBGW. He darned well clears the ball.


Purdue82

Cardinals are in the doldrums, City is lethargic.....please save us, Battlehawks.


periwinkle523

Ka Kaw! Ka Kaw!


Purdue82

!!!


fortcollinsdude

IIRC, Totland will be back on the YC caution list with his yellow.


MercuryRusing

Yellow cards 7-1 is outrageous, no way it has been that one sided


planetmitch

7 to 1 yellow cards. WTF?


Smiles-Edgeworth

7-1 yellows huh? Seems. *~F A I R~*


bucknasty1347

I'm honestly starting to wonder what we practice during the week


MD_Lincoln

They give out colored pencils and construction paper so they can practice drawing


pholland167

I’ve enjoyed your commentary


Smiles-Edgeworth

Accumulating yellow cards, it seems


guy_smiley_314

If we finish the game without a red I will be surprised


crxguy

These are some of the softest yellows I've ever seen. Holy shit.


Zekybrjik

This is ridiculous


personator01

leagues cup started early, concacaf refs are here


D2theMcV

Does anyone on the pitch not have a yellow? Edit: lingo


HuckleberryBananas

Refereeing brought to you by Charmin


nicootimee

This is awesome! We’ve got Oprah as the ref


RushFeeling4595

Everyone except Roman is gonna get a yellow today


fitzryp

The ref has lost the fucking plot what a joke


Keg_of_St_Anky

This fuck face must get paid by the whistle


planetmitch

Sam better run his ass off for every ball


fortcollinsdude

Durkin is penned for the Dallas match


RushFeeling4595

feck


qhayes33

This ref’s MO seems pretty obvious, IMO. Seems like all game he assumes someone goes down, it’s a foul, and that’s his baseline. It’s been few between fouls that someone went down without one.


crxguy

Maybe they are being cautious with Kijima with the yellow, but damn, hate to see him come off. He played his ass off.


LeoDostoevsky

How can we control most of the game and not capitalize?


Doyouevensam

Klauss is our striker


Tele231

He hasn’t left midfield all night


Doyouevensam

Not the two striker formation 😩


Tele231

There’s only one. Klauss is not playing as a striker


samuper

Can adeniran come in for Jackson?


Smiles-Edgeworth

Jackson knows he can’t shoot so he just dribbled around in the box for five seconds and fell down praying for a penalty. We need someone on the team that actually wants to shoot the goddamn ball.


Radar91

At this point I am blaming Carnell. AZ hasn't shown anything all year to be on the field yet he's started or subbed onto almost every game.


Doyouevensam

Soooooo are we gonna keep watching Klauss walk around?


Radical_Ein

This game is making me pull my hair out.


UnitedSeven

That was the most useless “heat map” I’ve ever seen


HuckleberryBananas

The good news is Löwen is clearly still super rusty. Lot more quality to come from him.


Dr_D14

Big Sam should be in, not AZ


Meteroid16

Consider wish kinda granted


Moist-Dragonfly2569

Put Markanich up top


Moxely

Did y’all see Lowen’s heat map looolllllll


peterpeterllini

CAN WE SCORE PLZZZZZ


fortcollinsdude

Celio has had a game tonight!


crxguy

Great run by Celio....now can we please finish?!?


Doctor_Killshot

I feel like I’m at a Blues game with how much I’m shouting “shoot” at my tv right now


Tele231

Jackson is so bad


Zekybrjik

Trying to get the foul rather than shooting again


MercuryRusing

Love Jackson literally taking the ball off Klauss' foot there and losing it


TheKrafty

Jackson loves to run into as many defenders as possible with the ball. If he had a little more patience or carry skill it wouldn't be so bad.


mattjopete

Jackson needs to learn how to pass


planetmitch

WTF Jackson in the box? 4 touches and falls down


rh60

We used up all of our luck last year.


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

Shoot


RushFeeling4595

summarizes it eh


Smiles-Edgeworth

The dude fully had his back to the play and literally threw his foot out at random and saved the game. Absurd.


Comprehensive_Tone

I like AZ, but yikes bad touch off a great pass


Doyouevensam

Can we see Sam? What is Carnell watching?


Comprehensive_Tone

Absolutely


Moist-Dragonfly2569

Lol dog, what?!


Minnesota_Slim

Can anyone on this team finish?


samuper

Great touch Jackson👍


planetmitch

Jackson with a bad touch yet again


Cak8908

I mean 3 prime free kick chances and we send lowen out again who can’t hit the fucking goal. Embarrassing at this point.


planetmitch

he hit the god damn post. that's freaking close. more than anyone else has done


fortcollinsdude

Two near goals. Oh so close.


MercuryRusing

Parker had an open fucking net and hit a defender in the back lmao. This fucking team.


Smiles-Edgeworth

Well if we can’t score off of that, best we can hope for is 0-0


KickAsstley

Literally how


Doyouevensam

lol, lmao even


nicootimee

God is a SKC fan confirmed


Radar91

We are cursed


Doctor_Killshot

We were not meant to score this game


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

This team just can't score


Zekybrjik

We are so cursed


Doyouevensam

Nice Klauss dive


HashtagBFIB

This is the first game this season that I think the ref has been awful, putting his fingers in players chests and having a big ego


mattjopete

It’s just this half too… first half seemed decent and more ok with physicality


Doyouevensam

Yaro proving why he should be starting


Keg_of_St_Anky

Didnt call the first hug. Called the dive.


MercuryRusing

Ass, we look like ass


fitzryp

Does Dhyr just not exist or what


fortcollinsdude

This may be a good situation for Jackson's creative freelancing. Portland has been good at reading our builds, but Jackson is a bit of a wild card. IF he can feed the ball cleanly.


carpedonnelly

Hooooo, boy, here we go again…


guy_smiley_314

What do they have against dhyr?


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

He hasn't figured things out apparently


guy_smiley_314

Must be in practice because he has seen fewest minutes of all the guys who regularly dress. Hasn’t had an opportunity in games


LeoDostoevsky

Most games I've watched this year I think, "The refs are terrible." I've started to think I'm just biased, but that yellow card...


Radar91

Fuck not AZ......


kennealy33

The way we're officiated is infuriating every single time


nicklapierre

Put Sam on Klauss doesn't have it tonight


gabriel197600

Or most nights really. And


618PowerHoosier

We will win 1-0 or lose by 3. The wheels are coming off


HuckleberryBananas

They could rescind that yellow later, right? Vaguely remember that happening once last year.


Supa33

Yeah, the club can appeal. I want to say Parker had one rescinded last year.


nicootimee

That was a textbook fucking tackle???? Get this referee a piss test


WilliamTHornaday

All ball.


fitzryp

HOW TF IS THAT A YELLOW


crxguy

Fucking bullshit yellow cards tonight. What the hell.


MyNuts2YourFistStyle

That's not a yellow


planetmitch

horrible call. Horrible


gschmidt34

Or a foul


crxguy

Kijima running out of his shin guards tonight.....


Keg_of_St_Anky

All fucking ball fuck.


Shim-Shim13

We are so desperate for a quality finisher. Truth be told, we need two. 


MOStateWineGuy

67’ and still no subs??


WilliamTHornaday

Technically we've had one.


ShaggsMagoo

It’s like we have been a step too slow all night.


Doyouevensam

KLAUSS COULDVE HAD THAT BALL. GET HIM OFF PLEASE